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Miley Continues Her Quest for Whoredom...and Succeeds

2008-04-21T14:26:00.000-07:00

Racy Miley Pic on the net...supposedly NOT photoshopped...check out the source for more...

After the BritneyGate2008 wouldn't you, as her mother, NOT allow this to happen???? Am I right????

Source: http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/04/20/miley-cyrus-bra/

Esther Does Elle

2008-04-19T16:55:00.000-07:00

Madonna will be 50 this summer. She has been spreading her legs for decades now and continues to amaze me. I can't wait till she turns 80. My grandma will be so proud. Seriously, can you imagine what her coochie looks like??? That thing has been places. Botox can only go so far.

Mariah Carey Still a Whore

2008-04-19T03:38:00.000-07:00

Apparently this is one of the many tasteful photos from Mariah's new album, E=MC2. Nothing says tasteful like a half naked women holding a big feather boa who eternally proclaims she is 12. Going on 38. Tasteful...and desperate. Then again she does sell...herself???? Ah but who doesn't these days. She exudes class...reminds me of the time she went on Total Request Live handing out blow pops looking like a hooker. That was right before she went psycho. Does anyone else feel nostalgic looking at this pic?

Amy Winehouse Holds Baby (rosemary's possibly in tummy?)

2008-04-14T13:32:00.001-07:00

I find several things wrong with this pic. It's like a Highlights for kids version of "Whats Wrong With This Pic?" The belly is especially attractive. Paired with the poorly drawn tats...who could ask for more? Amy reminds me an error gone past. Note I said ERROR...not era. Important note to self: That kids mom is crazy.

MUSIC ACTS ON TV...get some popcorn

2008-04-07T12:59:00.000-07:00

Musical acts on TV this week
Pop Acts On TV This WeekMonday, April 07 2008 @ 04:10:07 CDT

Kylie Minogue, who visits 'The Ellen DeGeneres Show' on Monday.
'American Idol' castoff Ramiele Malubay, who visits 'The Ellen DeGeneres Show' and 'The Sauce' on Monday.
Hot Chip, who perform on 'Late Night with Conan O'Brien' on Monday.
Gloria Gaynor, who performs on 'Today' on Tuesday.
NLT, who visit 'Total Request Live' on Tuesday.
Katy Perry, who performs on 'Last Call with Carson Daly' on Tuesday.
Moby, who visits 'The Sauce' on Wednesday.
Wednesday night's 'Idol Gives Back 2008' special on FOX features appearances by Celine Dion, Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Tisdale, Elliott Yamin, Miley Cyrus, Mariah Carey, Fergie, Annie Lennox, Maroon 5, and Gloria Estefan.
Graham Colton, who performs on 'The Ellen DeGeneres Show' on Thursday.Source

Rock Acts On TV This Week Monday, April 07 2008 @ 04:21:26 CDT

Jimmy Eat World, who perform on 'The Tonight Show with Jay Leno' on Monday.
Bell X1, who perform on 'The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson' on Monday.
Paramore, who perform on 'Total Request Live' on Monday.
Perry Farrell, who visits 'The Sauce' on Monday.
P.O.D., who perform on 'The Tonight Show' on Tuesday.
Phantom Planet, who perform on 'Jimmy Kimmel Live' on Tuesday.
Chris Daughtry, who performs with the African Children's Choir on 'The Ellen DeGeneres Show' on Tuesday and 'Idol Gives Back 2008' on Wednesday.
Panic! At The Disco, who perform on 'TRL' on Tuesday.
Counting Crows, who perform on 'The Late Late Show' on Wednesday.
Tapes 'N Tapes, who perform on 'Late Night with Conan O'Brien' on Wednesday.
Bret Michaels of Poison, who visits 'Jimmy Kimmel Live' on Wednesday.
Cobra Starship, who perform on 'TRL' on Wednesday and make another 'TRL' appearance on Thursday.
Bono of U2, who appears on 'Idol Gives Back 2008' on Wednesday.
Heart, who perform on 'Idol Gives Back 2008' on Wednesday.
The Redwalls, who perform on 'The Tonight Show' on Thursday.
They Might Be Giants, who perform on 'Late Night' on Thursday.
Switches, who perform on 'Jimmy Kimmel Live' on Thursday.
Source

R&B Acts On TV This Week Monday, April 07 2008 @ 04:09:20 CDT

Usher, who visits 'Total Request Live' on Monday.
Leona Lewis, who performs on 'The Sauce' on Monday, 'Live with Regis and Kelly' on Tuesday, 'Total Request Live' on Wednesday, and 'Jimmy Kimmel Live' on Friday.
Ray J, who visits 'TRL' on Tuesday.
Fantasia Barrino and John Legend, who appear on FOX's 'Idol Gives Back 2008' special on Wednesday.
Angie Stone, who performs on 'The Tonight Show with Jay Leno' on Wednesday.
Gnarls Barkley, who are musical guests on Hillary Clinton's 'Saturday Night Live' this weekend.Source

Hip Hop Acts On TV This Week Monday, April 07 2008 @ 04:10:44 CDT

DJ Khaled, who performs on 'Total Request Live' on Monday.
Rick Ross, who performs on 'TRL' on Tuesday.
Snoop Dogg, who appears on 'Idol Gives Back 2008' on Wednesday.
Lupe Fiasco, who performs on 'TRL' on Wednesday.
Flo Rida, who performs on 'TRL' on Thursday.
Del tha Funky Homosapian, who performs on 'The Late Late Show with Craig Ferugson' on Thursday.
Kid Sister, who performs on 'TRL' on Thursday.Source

Anyone know who Flo Rida is? That name is too cool. Makes me want to eat Doritos and Fritos at the same time. Maybe she was referring to the state? Then again you also have "HOT CHIP" who really should be performing at "THE SAUCE" instead of the American Idol reject...And what about "JIMMY EAT WORLD"? That pig. I'm so hungry..I'm going to go eat a HOT CHIP, dip it in THE SAUCE & then wash it down with Fritos & Doritos...except I can't; because pig Jimmy beat me to it. That bastard.

Britney Starting to Look...Better?

2008-04-05T14:31:00.000-07:00

Not much to say here. Let's hope she stays on track. I do miss the pink wig and the midnight gas station runs. Anyone else??? I still wonder how they were able to make her look so polished on "How I Met Your Mother"....

Chad Kroeger Drinks & Drives Red Lamboghini

2008-04-02T16:50:00.000-07:00

Chad Kroeger, the lead singer for the rock band Nickelback, was convicted of drunk driving in Vancouver on Tuesday, the Associated Press reports. The charges stem from an early morning arrest in Surrey, British Columbia on June 22, 2006. Kroeger was pulled over by police for driving his Lamborghini 100 m.p.h. through a residential neighborhood. Police say that Kroeger's eyes appeared red and glossy, and that he handed the officer a credit card when asked for his driver's license. During the trial, Kroeger's attorney petitioned that the Breathalyzer test – Kroeger blew a .14, almost twice the legal limit of .08 – be thrown out. The judge overruled the motion, and the results were admitted into evidence. Kroeger was not in court when the verdict was read, but the judge wants him to appear for the May 1 sentencing. He faces a one-year suspension of his license

Source : People

Note to self: when was driving a red Lamborghini, it is NOT the car of choice to be inconspicuous. Just to remind myself when I do drive that red Lamborghini. I played Lotto last night.

2008-04-01T17:09:00.000-07:00

Velvet Revolver founding members Slash, Duff McKagan, Matt Sorum and Dave Kushner announced today that they are parting ways with singer Scott Weiland. "This band is all about its fans and its music and Scott Weiland isn't 100% committed to either," said Slash. "Among other things, his increasingly erratic on-stage behavior and personal problems have forced us to move on."

I am shocked. Between the arrests for DUI and his wife's arrest for torching his clothes...I assumed he must be very easy to get along with. Slash as well. Despite Slash's TWENTY YEAR battle with Axl Rose. Who would have thought????

Source: Businesswire

Keith Richards Attacks Ban on Smoking

2008-03-31T15:37:00.000-07:00

'It's politically correct bullshit,' says the guitarist. "It's a drag because you've got to freeze your balls off to light a cigarette, you've got to go outside," he said. "It's draconian - socially, politically correct bullshit. They'll get over it."

"It's like prohibition, they tried to stop booze once. Ha, look what happened. It ruined America."

This coming from a man who has more tracks on his face than Pete Doherty does on his arms. See pic for reference. Light it up Keith, light it up.

source: http://www.nme.com/news/the-rolling-stones/35538

Sporty Spice Threatens the Return of the Spice Girls...AGAIN

2008-03-31T15:16:00.000-07:00

When asked if a future tour with the Spice Girls was possible, Mel C (aka Sporty Spice) stated, "There's plenty more to come. Don't rule us out." According to thepeople.co.uk.
Well there's a threat if I've ever heard one. When you have 5 vocally challenged, AGING singers, well past their heyday, what do you do? :
A) Marry a soccer star
B) Make a SAUCE commercial
C) Compete on Dancing with the Stars
D) Go Solo (you're the only one that can (cough) sing but since you're not that cute, no one cares anyway)
E) Be Ginger
F)All of the above, TOUR, then threaten to tour again, thus raising the national security level to Orange:
HIGH RISK OF TERRORIST ATTACK

2008-03-30T16:39:00.000-07:00

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Miley possibly Next New Whore?

2008-03-29T18:39:00.000-07:00

Miley Cyrus, of Hannah Montana fame, was nominated for the 21st annual Kids Choice Awards for favorite singer and favorite actress. Seriously, isn't this kind of like getting nominated for next potential whore? The way teenage stars are turning out these days you'd have to be masochistic to hope your genetic offspring win that award. Well she is Billy Ray "I want my mullet back" Cyrus's offspring. Then again maybe I'm just thinking of the Spears family. Britney and Jaime seem to have cornered the "how to nosedive your career, ruin your life, and alienate your family" market. Good luck, she's going to need it.

Mr. Ream may be Reamed

2008-03-29T15:51:00.000-07:00

Check out the Urban Dictionary's meaning of the word REAM. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ream example # 2

I say this because apparently Richard REAM, better known in his heyday as Rikki Rockett of POISON 80's glam hairband fame, was arrested on a rape warrant according to the LA Daily News. Other than Bret Michaels and his well received "Rock of Love", (what a bevy of beauties on that VH1 masterpiece) POISON is best known for songs such as "Every Rose Has It's Thorn". I would like to suggest, should he be incarcerated, using the stage name Mr. Rockett (as opposed to MR. REAM), although I'm not too sure about that last name either. I also don't recommend singing POISON's song, "I WANT ACTION".

Madonna wants to SAVE Britney(and the world has become flat in other news)

2008-03-28T16:41:00.000-07:00

New earth mother Madge apparently wants to save Britney. The author of her own SEX book, creator of "like a virgin" world tour, the generally offensive & often intrusive singer stated, "They need to step off," she told the "Yo on E!" satellite radio show. "For real ... Let's go save her."Madonna, 49, said her daughter, Lourdes feels the same way."She knows Britney, (but) she doesn't really watch TV or read gossip stuff, I think she sort of gets the drift of what's going on, and I think she feels very protective of Britney." The legendary singer is also well known for many long since forgotten ventures; but since no one remembers or cares, we won't go there.

I'm No Angel

2008-03-27T17:27:00.000-07:00

According to several sites the Allman Brothers have postponed their May run of the Beacon in NYC. Several sites list side effects due to the treatment of Hepatitis C for Greg Allman as a factor. I love the Allman Brothers. Great band to see live. Here's hoping he gets better soon. And because Greg and Cher looked so good together, here's an old pic.

Aretha and several polar bears may lose house

2008-03-27T14:05:00.000-07:00

Apparently several sites have posted a letter from PETA to Aretha Franklin stating they will pay her $19,000 tax bill ( which if unpaid may result in her losing her home) if she stops wearing fur, and donates her existing fur to PETA. I am completely utterly against this. Have you seen those tata's????? I think she should wear MORE fur. Preferable a fur covered straight jacket. How does she keep those things from diving straight into her oatmeal??? And Wheaties...and whatever else they eat. They could actually feed all the cows in North America. PETA really doesn't understand their untapped potential.

DONT DO DRUGS...they're bad

2008-03-27T13:58:00.000-07:00

See pic for reference. I actually have her cd...and I really like it!!! Which is a shame because saying she's a cracked out ho would be disrespectful to the ladies working in the trenches. I mean what is on her face????? I heard her live performances recently and it's like listening to a shell of what she used to be. I think they should bring back that old egg ::frying:: in a pan commercial..."This is your brain"...CRACKS EGG INTO STEAMING HOT PAN....."This is your brain...ON DRUGS"....Amy hit that pan alooooooong time ago....that would explain all the marks...

Britney may appear at KIDS CHOICE awards

2008-03-26T18:59:00.000-07:00

Model mom and noteworthy citizen Britney Spears may appear at this years Kids' choice awards, according to OK magazine. Britney and her sister are not only prime examples of inbreeding, but they also exemplify the example I would like to set for my child. Flashing your veejay and getting admitted to the loony bin just shine mother of the year. Remember back in the day when Madonna was our role model? Britney used to say she was "Like a virgin" Now we are lucky if her clitoris isn't speaking to us on page 6. Hopefully her pregnant teenage sis can make an appearance as well so we can make it a family affair. Maybe if she is extra good, her dad will allow her out for an hour or two, since he is still her conservator.

Richie Sambora of Bon Jovi fame gets arrested

2008-03-26T18:10:00.000-07:00

Word around the web is Richie lost Heather Locklear, his father died of cancer, and he was messing with Charlie Sheen's nutcase ex, which may have caused him to drive under the influence. Unfortunately his 10 year old daughter was in the car. What were the lyrics to that song? He IS TOMMY WORKING ON THE DOCKS. My god. He walked into a wall... slammed into one ...and never looked back. Not only is he down on his luck but maybe he should stop livin on a prayer and try staying SOBER. Except that he probably wakes up, looks in the mirror, and reaches for Jack and coke. In that order.

Paul's Bitter Divorce

2008-03-26T17:14:00.000-07:00

Has anyone else been following this mess? Seriously what on earth possessed him to marry this pegleg anyway??? This is a musical genius. This is the man who wrote "Maybe I'm Amazed" for his wife Linda. Losing someone can make you go crazy. No prenup? Sir Paul??? And old pegleg must be the most annoying person ever. From complaining about being "stalked" by the paparazzi to selling herself on dancing with the stars...she never ceases from making me want to vomit. In spades. See pic for reference. Why couldn't she have been named "Eileen"????

Fleetwood Mac

2008-03-26T17:02:00.000-07:00

If you log onto any of the Mac's fan based web sites there have been multiple "rumours" of a tour. I would love to see this happen. Hopefully the Mrs. (Buckingham) will stay home with the kiddies. Lindsey & Stevie still have some soul searching to do...and I want to see this stuff on youtube! Any fellow shippers out there? Buckingham Nicks fans know what I mean. Lindsey's "Go Your Own Way" came long before Justin's "Cry Me a River". Nothing like an angry breakup.