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Howard "The Stick" Dean

2009-11-24T23:41:00.003-05:00

Just watching Howard Dean fill in for Rachel Maddow. He is he most uncomfortable looking person I've ever seen. Like a back row Baptist at a Pentecostal revival. He appears to have more wood up his ass than Adam Lambert.

Muslim Jihadist Defense Lawyer Snivels & Sniffs For His Bastard Clients

2009-11-23T22:02:00.005-05:00

Fenstermaker is just as big a douche as you might expect. There's a difference between wanting to see a fair trial and being a sniveling prick who equivocates about the 9/11 body count.

There's a difference between being a defense attorney and an apologist, and being "presumed" innocent is a legal nicety... it doesn't mean you are.

via JammieWearingFool

Sharia Law Barbie!

2009-11-22T20:14:00.000-05:00

It's Barbie in a burkha: World-famous doll gets a makeover to go under the hammer for 50th anniversary

One of the world's most famous children's toys, Barbie, has been given a makeover - wearing a burkha.

Wearing the traditional Islamic dress, the iconic doll is going undercover for a charity auction in connection with Sotheby's for Save The Children.

More than 500 Barbies went on show yesterday at the Salone dei Cinquecento, in Florence, Italy. [...]

Makers Mattel are backing the exhibition which is the work of Italian designer Eliana Lorena.

She comes with a rusty razor blade for that all important clitoridectomy and - BONUS! - a pile of rocks so you can bury her up to her neck and stone her to death, Insha'Allah! Via Dr. Sanity

You can contact Mattel here.

Awww... This Means Lynne Stewart Won't Be Able To Be A Part Of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed's Defense/Aid & Comfort Team...

2009-11-18T01:17:00.003-05:00

Via Dr. Sanity: Common Cause With Theocratic, Homophobic, Misogynistic Psychokillers

I just happened to notice this today from Andy McCarthy at The Corner:

A panel of the Second Circuit U.S. Court of Appeals has upheld the convictions of my old adversary, Lynne Stewart, for providing material support to terrorism — i.e., helping the Blind Sheikh run his Egyptian terrorist organization from U.S. prison, where he is serving a life-sentence. The convictions and sentences of the other two defendants were also affirmed. Lynne, who has been out on bail since being convicted eons ago, has been ordered to surrender to begin serving her sentence.

This is simply unbelievable! All this time I thought this leftist terrorist-sympathizer was in jail, and instead, she’s been galavanting around free to continue to create mischief and proudly proclaim her treason.

Too bad we don’t have the balls to execute traitors like Stewart these days.

I'm Sure Andrew Sullivan's Mea Culpa Will Be Coming Forthwith If It Turns Out To Be Insurance Fraud... Not...

2009-11-17T23:45:00.001-05:00

AP sources: Probe eyes census worker's insurance

Investigators trying to solve the mystery of a census taker found hanging from a tree with the word "fed" scrawled on his chest are examining whether he manipulated the scene in order to conceal a suicide and make a life insurance claim possible for his son, law enforcement officials told The Associated Press.

The dead man's son, Josh Sparkman, said in an interview with the AP that he found paperwork for the private life insurance policy among the personal files of his father, Bill Sparkman, but wasn't sure of the amount or when it was taken out. He said authorities have told him nothing about the case and haven't produced a death certificate, which is usually needed to make an insurance claim.

Two law enforcement officials, who spoke on condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to discuss the case, said investigators were trying to determine whether Bill Sparkman committed suicide but altered the scene to make it look like a homicide, allowing his son to collect.

What!?! It doesn't appear to be crazy Southern populist terrorism, whipped up by the GOP and its Fox and talk radio cohorts you say? Who could of guessed? Check the strap on your CPAP mask Andy - it's on too tight again.

The Meaning Of The Bow...

2009-11-16T20:45:00.005-05:00

Paul Mirengoff: Why does he hate us? Barack Obama's America-effacing presidency

Obama's antipathy toward America should come as no surprise. Although he has lived a rich and varied life, there has been one constant - exposure to the left's disparaging narrative about America.

Obama grew up in a radically left-wing household, attended elite colleges where a jaundiced view of America is orthodox, and spent the remainder of his formative years as a community organizer alongside the likes of former domestic terrorist Bill Ayers and the "God damn America" ranting Jeremiah Wright. No wonder Obama is serving up a "God damn American lite" presidency.

I hate to say I told you... Wait! No I don't... I told you so before you voted for him. A lot of us did. How's that "change" working out for you?

via Power Line

How Did We Let Our Culture Slip This Far? Are We Too Weak To Save Ourselves Now?

2009-11-13T22:05:00.004-05:00

Diana West - Diversity Uber Alles

As Gen. Casey blatantly underscored it yesterday on Meet the Press: "Our diversity, not only in our Army, but in our country, is a strength. And as horrific as this tragedy was, if our diversity becomes a casualty, I think that’s worse." The end of "diversity" as a fetish object is "worse" than the massacre at Ft. Hood? Think about it. The general in charge of the Army is saying that if we, as a people, stop worshipping diversity above all and start protecting our soldiers and ourselves from the teachings and goals of Islam,that's "worse" than the carnage at Ft. Hood. Fire Gen. Casey. His duty is to diversity, not his troops.

How Did We Let Our Culture Slip This Far? Are We Too Weak Now To Save Ourselves?

No people in history have ever survived, who thought they could protect their freedom by making themselves inoffensive to their enemies. ~ Dean Acheson

The Jihad Circus Is Coming To Town

2009-11-13T12:42:00.004-05:00

Holder Announces Plan to Send Alleged Sept. 11 Conspirators to New York Court

Mohammed and the four others -- Waleed bin Attash, Ramzi Binalshibh, Mustafa Ahmad al-Hawsawi and Ali Abd al-Aziz Ali -- are accused of orchestrating the attacks that killed 2,973 people on Sept. 11, 2001, and will now be tried in a courtroom down the street from the World Trade Center.

If they can beat the rap there, they can beat it anywhere! Does the administration have any idea what a farce these trials are going to be? Unfortunately they probably do. They just don't care. They're treating monsters who made war on the USA as common criminals. Why not just charge them with jaywalking, slap'em on the wrist, give'em their green cards and sign'em up for that good ol' free health care? Uh! I take that back! I don't want to give Obama any ideas.

Usually the nonsense liberals spout is kind of cute, but in wartime their instinctive idiocy is life-threatening. ~ Ann Coulter

Okay, Okay... I Believe You!

2009-11-11T09:55:00.002-05:00

Barney Frank present during marijuana bust

Sources tell FOX25 that when Frank was questioned he told police that he did not live in the house and that he only smoked cigars.

Congressman Frank tells FOX25 that he was surprised and disappointed with what police found. He also tells us that he wouldn’t recognize a marijuana plant if he saw one because he is, “not a great outdoorsman,” and ,”wouldn’t recognize most plants.”

Barney, I was going to say I didn’t believe a word of your explanation… then I remembered that you didn’t know there was whore house operating out of your basement and you thought Fannie and Freddie were solvent and well run, so I concede the point. You must really be that stupid.

What Does "Peace" Mean?

2009-11-11T01:30:00.002-05:00

We are of peace; always. ~ The Visitors

We are the religion of peace. ~ Islam

The 11th Hour Of The 11th Day Of The 11th Month

2009-11-11T00:26:00.003-05:00

In Flanders fields, the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
That mark our place; and in the sky
The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below…

We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
Loved, and were loved, and now we lie
In Flanders fields…

Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands, we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
In Flanders fields…

~ Lt.-Col. John McCrae (1872-1918)

I have a feeling that these days there's not much slumber in Flander's fields.

20 Years On And Some Communists Are Still Bitter...

2009-11-10T11:48:00.000-05:00

East Germans lost much in 1989 ~ by Bruni de la Motte

Yes they did Bruni… they lost repression, the Stasi, and Soviet domination. You’re welcome.

Freedom and liberty be damned; having been a “more equal” pig, Bruni insists on lamenting the loss of all the goodness she enjoyed under the autocratic, repressive, and murderous GDR dictatorship. She even enjoyed a life free of “existential fears” guaranteed by the generous hand of the State. Wow!

I’d say the people in the photos below disagree that there was no fear for one’s life in Bruni's Holy & Beneficent GDR. I looked for photos of people dashing through minefields & snipers or climbing up to roofs & fourth floor windows to get into East Berlin but I couldn’t find any. Something that Bruni left out of her article? She too got the hell out of the GDR. Of course she left for love (she met and married a Brit) not principle so that’s different.

A defecting East German soldier, Conrad Schuman, leaps over a barbed wire barricade into West Berlin on August 15, 1961.

West Berlin police hold back crowds of Germans coming from East Berlin for food and clothing in 1953.

Peter Fechter was one of the first victims of the Berlin Wall. He famously bled to death in the so-called 'death strip' after being shot by border guards on August 17, 1962.

Semper Fi Boys & Girls! And Thank You!

2009-11-10T00:01:00.000-05:00

Happy birthday to the USMC

Here's health to you and to our Corps
Which we are proud to serve;
In many a strife we've fought for life
And never lost our nerve;
If the Army and the Navy
Ever look on Heaven’s scenes;
They will find the streets are guarded
By United States Marines.

You're out another Five Billion... Eh, That's Chicken Feed These Days Though

2009-11-07T17:01:00.002-05:00

Freddie Mac Posts $5 Billion Loss

Freddie Mac (NYSE:FRE - News; NYSE:FRE - News), the second largest provider of U.S. residential mortgage funding, on Friday posted a loss of $5 billion in the third quarter and predicted it would need more government support amid a "prolonged deterioration" in housing.

Oh, and you're about to become a landlord. That ought to work out well, right?

The House Votes on Healthcare

2009-11-07T16:54:00.001-05:00

House Weighs Health Bill

...the battle lines have hardened as Democratic leaders predicted passage of the House bill and GOP leaders vowed to derail it.

"We will pass health care reform," House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said after Obama's visit to Capitol Hill.

Meanwhile, House Minority Leader John Boehner vowed to do everything he can to "stop this from becoming law."

"The American people do not want this," he said. "We're going to do everything we can to make sure this does not happen."

House Minority Whip Eric Cantor said Democrats are joining their side to vote against the bill.

... the hour of destruction, or manly opposition to the machinations of tyranny, stares you in the face. Every friend to his country, to himself and posterity ... is now called upon ... to make a united and successful resistance to this last, worst, and most destructive measure of administration. ~ Broadsheets printed in the run-up to the Boston Tea Party

Not Enough Spotlight?

2009-11-07T00:29:00.001-05:00

People jumped out of fourth floor windows, off of roofs, ran through minefields and past snipers to get out of East Berlin and our President can't be bothered to make a DAY TRIP to commemorate its fall. Pfft...

Purely for "Peaceful" energy purposes, I'm sure...

2009-11-06T00:24:00.003-05:00

Iran Tested Advanced Nuclear Warhead Design

The UN’s nuclear watch~~dog~~kitten has asked Iran to explain evidence suggesting that Iranian scientists have experimented with an advanced nuclear warhead design, the Guardian has learned.

Ooooo! They're gonna get such a letter from ElBaradei. That'll show them!

Gub'mint Run Water Service

2009-11-02T23:39:00.002-05:00

Water Rationing For Venezuela's Capital City

Residents of the Venezuelan capital face cuts in water service for as much as 48 hours per week, after the government imposed rationing to stem a 25 percent shortfall in the city's supply, officials said Monday.

Officials said cuts in water service were to be staggered throughout Caracas through the duration of the current dry season, which is not expected to end until May 2010.

Weather forecasters blame the "El Nino" weather phenomenon, saying the periodic weather system has markedly reduced rainfall and created drought conditions.

Others blame the shortage on poor government management of the country's water resources, while President Hugo Chavez faulted the excesses of capitalism.

I bet Hugo has plenty of water. You know, some pigs are more equal than others after all.

Smootches!

2009-10-11T23:35:00.000-04:00

I love me! But enough about me. Let's talk about how much you love me!

A Few Other Nobel Peace Prize Winners

2009-10-09T09:16:00.004-04:00

In all fairness to the committee, it is an odd and eclectic bunch:

Martti Ahtisaari - Hey, he brought about peace...

Muhammad Yunus - Yep... did something...

Wangari Muta Maathai - Ditto... she has some accomplishments under her turban...

Médecins Sans Frontières - No placebos here...

Yasser Arafat - Not necessarily "peaceful", but you can't say he was all talk and no action...

Mother Theresa - Did a few good things... despite being a Christian!

Martin Luther King Jr. - Did more than dream...

I have a few suggestions for other Nobel awards:

Paris Hilton: Chastity

Roman Polanski: Decency

Rachel Maddow: Femininity

Kayne: Introspection

G.W. Bush: Elocution

I Can't Quite Put My Finger On It, But There's Something Wrong With This Line Of Reasoning

2009-10-09T07:25:00.002-04:00

President Barack Obama wins Nobel Peace Prize

His diplomacy is founded in the concept that those who are to lead the world must do so on the basis of values and attitudes that are shared by the majority of the world's population.

Exactly Who's On This Committee?

Build Parking Lots, Not Nations...

2009-10-05T20:15:00.001-04:00

Obama Begins Campaign to Throw Gen. McChrystal Under the Bus

... we find ourselves staring in the face of military defeat in Afghanistan, which will lead to a cascading series of events up to and including a collapsed Pakistan followed by an Islamofascist war against India run out of Islamabad.

Al Qaeda's Diminished Role Stirs Afghan Troop Debate

Al Qaeda has a diminished role? I thought we just lost eight American troops. I guess Al Qaeda is diminished as much as the recession.

I've never been a fan of long wars or nation building. We should have just nuked the whole of Afghanistan on September 12th. I don't mean that as hyperbole. We are at war. In a war you break and vaporize things, and kill people.

ht: American Power

Two Raving Hysteric Women With Nothing But Too Much Time On Their Hands...

2009-10-01T21:10:00.007-04:00

Dallas Woman Fuming Over Smoking Neighbor At Complex

A manager and attorney for Estancia Townhomes, a 52-building community near Prestonwood Country Club in North Dallas, said it's unlikely the Daniels sustained any smoke damage. There is a solid, two-hour fire wall from the foundation to the roof between each of the homes.

And even if some smell did seep through, the Daniels renewed their lease at Estancia – where smoking is permitted – six months after they say the problem began.

The only thing that stinks is whatever their ulterior motive is. But kudos on the gas masks! Nice touch! Loser pays anyone?

This Sounds Like A Familiar Song...

2009-10-01T14:50:00.001-04:00

Sorry Tim, but you've got to do more than collect all the same old, same old advisors and positions if you want my attention or vote in 2012. Right now you sound like the same old song just a different verse.

Minnesota Gov. Tim Pawlenty has been quietly assembling the blueprint of a presidential campaign and will announce Thursday the support of a group of high-level political strategists and donors, complemented by a handful of top new media consultants, POLITICO has learned.

Pawlenty, under the radar of D.C.’s political community, has locked up some of the key operatives who engineered then-President George W. Bush’s reelection campaign — a significant feat for a little-known Midwestern politician.

The moves underscore, and will lend credence to, the emerging belief among many establishment Republicans that Pawlenty is becoming the sole viable alternative to former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney, a potential Republican primary rival. The Minnesota governor has even gone so far as to contact some of Romney's former supporters.

I refuse to help field another John McCan't candidate - even if it means a second term for Obama. The same goes for you too, Mitt.

Netanyahu Smacks The United Nations

2009-09-28T21:57:00.000-04:00

The answer, Mr. Netanyahu, is no - they have no shame whatsoever.