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7 day forecast for dfw starting today

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in the interest of full disclosure, i will grow a little gayer tonight. i will be accompanying the lady friend to a fucking gavin degraw concert. hey, sometimes she has to watch the college world series for 10 straight nights...or a "deadliest catch" marathon...or the abortion that is the rangers bullpen...and sometimes i have to go to gavin degraw. don't worry, you won't get sent into your

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as predicted here yesterday morning, the crazy was dramatically ramped up yesterday at sec media days. ironically is was not as a result of the saban, the nutt, any of the attending players, or phil (at least not directly). no the crazy was brought to you by the law firm of dewey, cheatham, and howe (ZING!!) first off, before the uninformed start to run their mouth, this thing has very little,

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-in a case of getting fucked by bureaucracy really, really hard, caleb campbell has been called back into military service on the brink of starting training camp. you may remember campbell as the army football player who was drafted by the detroit lions. look, i don't even have a problem with the army not letting him go to the nfl, he made a committment to them and he should fulfill it. i'm

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day 1 is in the books without too much flash or controversy. les says he was simply joking (he's so funny) with supporters in regards to his funny little louisiana/alabama comment. les also insists they're not "defending" the bcs trophy...i'm not sure i follow. sly croom apparently referenced his playing days at alabama no less than 8 times...whatever that means. here are a few super generic

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let the foreplay begin. today is the day that my mistress (sec football) and i start to get a little touchy-feely in preparation for our 4 month roll in the hay. sec media days kicks off today from the wynfrey hotel in birmingham. things we will learn today: how many times will tebow invoke the lord? how many cliches can urban meyer sling? what kind of checks will the big white hat's mouth write?

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this week, the man known simply as picture me rollin' has put twist on the roundtable by shifting the focus from x's and o's to the gameday experience. i commend him...here are my answers. 1. Given your preference, do you choose the watch the game on television or in-person and why? the one good thing about being a long distance bama fan is that so many of their meaningful games end up being

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look, ranger fans don't get a chance to say that very often, so it had to be said. the rangers get another victory and solid pitching performance from young scooter feldman. they also get dingers from josh hamilton (and 3 more ribby's) and long lost hank "the tank" blalock. the rangers are only 5.5 games out of the wild card, the problem is the yankees and red sox are ahead of them. just do

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it is being widely reported that the saints have sent a 2nd and a 5th rounder to the giants for te jeremy shockey. the deal would be pending league approval and a physical. i can't say i'm on board with this trade. obviously shockey will have all the opportunity in the world to win me over, but upon first look, i don't like it. shockey is a "me first" douche who for all i can tell is a locker

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-the first tigerless major is in the books, and man was it wheels off. the wind, the rain, the temperatures, the course...all brutal. this edition of the open further solidified two long standing truths in this world: 1) greg norman is possibly the greatest choker of his generation. this weekend was the 8th time he has entered the final round of a major with the lead, and has won all of 1.

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well its time for yet another smokin' hot, yet beautiful weekend here in the big d. no big plans for me...maybe catch some rays...maybe test drive a new beer or two. do you know what next week is?? sec media days motherbitch!! that means quotes galore, including the official start of talking shit and bullshit predictions. so you've got that to look forward to. i think i like this whole

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as i'm sure you all know (since i've been meaning to talk about this all week), anheuser-busch has been purchased by evil belgian overlords. i just don't even know what to say about this. i am so loyal to anheuser-busch its not even funny. let's take a look at JUST A HANDFUL of the products a-b produces: when i was young and poor, it was natty light and busch light. when i was

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this week's questions bounce back to the boys at 3rd saturday in blogtober. -What record would you consider “sufficient progress” in the coming season? 8 wins...plain and simple. if that means only 7 regular season wins and a solid bowl victory, i'm more than ok with that. the sec is not a conference that you can easily make a large jump in a single offseason, and that jump from middle of the

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...and now he's a hornet as the 6'8" posey signed a four year, $25 million contract yesterday. posey has earned 2 rings by playing significant roles for both the celtics this year, and in robbing the mavericks of their manhood back in '05-'06. the hornets were able to give posey a sweet deal by using the money they received from selling their only selection in the draft, as well as not having pay

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why?? b/c zack is back. zack de la rocha that is. i damn sure don't always agree with his views, but the dude rocks. his new "solo" project is called "one day as a lion." it is basically zack doing everything with mars volta drummer jon theodore backing him up. ep due out july 22nd, and the single was released yesterday. so take a listen...its a fine way to start your thursday. one day as

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...albeit in college station. do you know an aggie?? of course you do, the damned things are everywhere. well do your local aggie a favor and introduce him/her to the greatest shirt they've ever seen. mike sherman?? mike shmerman. the new aggie regime is all about one man...the man, the myth, the legend...joe kines. click on the trout to buy this lovely item and bring a little flava to your

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-in another strange twist to this young mans's career, zeke knight has apparently requested a release from alabama so he can seek a transfer. the bama medical staff is not willing to clear knight medically based on his long term health problems. it appears that knight has decided to go out and find a medical staff that tells him what he wants to hear. sounds like a pretty dangerous idea to me.

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HT: uwe blog

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when i jumped on the josh hamilton bandwagon on opening day, i never thought it would reach these heights or get this crowded...at least not this quickly. there isn't much that can be said about this guy that hasn't been said already, but last night was some serious icing on the cake that was the first half of his first full season. its nice to see a guy who is humble and simply enjoying the

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think he's enjoying the whole all star thing?? could josh hamilton rope in any more fans?? yep. tonight when hamilton steps into the box for the home run derby, he will be keeping a promise he made long before he was a major league all star. he will be trying to go yard on pitches thrown to him by a 71 year old volunteer american legion coach from hamilton's hometown. i really hope this geezer

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i'm not a cowboys fan, but i am a romosexual. seriously, romo seems like a really cool dude. he seems to truly be enjoying the fame he is experiencing and all that comes with it (see nailing blonde starlets), without being a douche bag. no matter what question you ask this dude, he's pretty much like "eehhh...its not really a big deal." if i hit the big time tomorrow, i would be like tony

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more sean avery insanity. something tells me there is an endless supply of you tubeage on this guy. i can't wait to watch him every night for the stars. HT: the sturminator supposed to be crazy hot here in the big d this weekend...like 101 today and 103 tomorrow. that means nothing but indoors or pool for this dude. and now i send you out into your weekend with some misheard lyrics for "

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are athlete (and former athlete) mugshots growing on trees lately or what?? apparently the nasdaq isn't the only market that's struggling right now. the "poontang for former athletes" market appears to be struggling as well. case in point... -former florida guard teddy dupuay has been charged with felony rape, aggravated sexual assault and aggravated kidnapping for beating and raping a woman

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b/c everybody knows that's where you go to buy nose candy. actually that's not entirely true...but matt jones was caught with a nose full of coke early this morning while hanging out in fayetteville in a parked car with former hawgs tight end jared hicks and some dude. officers approached the vehicle and found jones with a "white card with white powdery substance in his hand" and he was using

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