tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-64912512009-07-10T23:38:01.574-07:00Osho discourses, Osho teachings, Osho quotes, Osho jokes and personal developmentOSHO Teachings Blog, OSHO discourses, spritual talk, jokes, philosophy, personal development, osho's teachings. Osho's blog is a collection of Osho's quotes, jokes, discourses, Teachings and links to sites providing information about Osho.Keyurnoreply@blogger.comBlogger166125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6491251.post-53621735437084159992009-06-24T18:35:00.000-07:002009-06-24T18:56:17.117-07:00Osho on Meditation"Thoughts can create such a barrier that even if you are standing before a beautiful flower, you will not be able to see it. Your eyes are covered with layers of thought. To experience the beauty of the flower you have to be in a state of meditation, not in a state of mentation. You have to be silent, utterly silent, not even a flicker of thought – and the beauty explodes, reaches to you from allKeyurnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6491251.post-21618071129507935282009-06-15T11:22:00.000-07:002009-06-15T11:26:03.545-07:00Osho Quotes : love..love..love"Love dispels fear just as light dispels darkness. If even for a moment you have been in love with someone, fear disappears and thinking stops. With fear thinking continues. The more you are afraid, the more you have to think."~ OshoKeyurnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6491251.post-71955759407637744232009-06-12T13:17:00.000-07:002009-06-12T13:22:00.161-07:00Osho : WHAT is meditation?"Is it a technique that can be practiced? Is it an effort that you have to do? Is it something which the mind can achieve? It is not.All that the mind can do cannot be meditation -- it is something beyond the mind, the mind is absolutely helpless there. The mind cannot penetrate meditation; where mind ends, meditation begins. This has to be remembered, because in our life, whatsoever we do, we doKeyurnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6491251.post-7906526685005924072009-06-12T11:58:00.000-07:002009-06-12T12:33:49.302-07:00Osho : Do you really want the answer?Osho : One great philosopher, Maulingaputta, came to Buddha, and he started asking questions... questions after questions. Must have been an incarnation of Patrick! Buddha listened silently for half an hour. Maulingaputta started feeling a little embarrassed because he was not answering, he was simply sitting there smiling, as if nothing had happened, and he had asked such important questions, Keyurnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6491251.post-82730275092413144172009-06-01T11:47:00.000-07:002009-06-01T12:25:57.003-07:00Osho Discourse : Alexander and DiogenesOsho : When Alexander the Great was coming to India he met one great man, Diogenes. In their dialogue there is one point which is relevant. Diogenes asked him, "What are you going to do after you have conquered the whole world?"Alexander said, "After I have conquered the whole world, I am going to relax, just like you."Diogenes was having a sunbath, naked. He lived naked, by the side of a river, Keyurnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6491251.post-40430947373707421202009-04-10T23:33:00.000-07:002009-04-10T23:55:33.625-07:00Osho on enlightenmentEnlightenment is finding that there is nothing to find. Enlightenment is to come to know that there is nowhere to go. Enlightenment is the understanding that this is all, that this is perfect, that this is it. Enlightenment is not an achievement, it is an understanding that there is nothing to achieve, nowhere to go. You are already there -- you have never been away. You cannot be away from thereKeyurnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6491251.post-31733921436825124312009-02-08T09:04:00.000-08:002009-02-08T09:06:22.511-08:00Question : What is Love?Question : What is Love? Osho : It depends. There are as many loves as there are people. Love is a hierarchy, from the lowest rung to the highest, from sex to superconsciousness. There are many many layers, many planes of love. It all depends on you. If you are existing on the lowest rung, you will have a totally different idea of love than the person who is existing on the highest rung. Adolf Keyurnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6491251.post-52496774629869567072009-01-03T01:14:00.000-08:002009-01-03T01:18:18.435-08:00Osho Joke : Paddy Aye !Paddy NcNaughty went to confession: "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.""And what is it that you have done, my son?""I made love to one of the girls in the village.""My God!" said the priest, "and which of the village girls did you commit sin with?""Ah, Father, that I cannot tell.""And if you will not tell me, then I shall not give you absolution.""Ah dear!" said Paddy."Was it Molly O'Flaherty?Keyurnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6491251.post-74629975753778989712009-01-01T00:54:00.000-08:002009-01-01T01:01:36.025-08:00Beloved Osho, What is the secret of a Joke?Osho: The sudden unexpected turn, that is the secret of a joke -- the revelation. You are expecting something and it doesn't happen; what happens is so totally absurd and yet has a logic of its own... it is ridiculous and yet not illogical. That's what suddenly becomes a laughter in you. You see the ridiculousness of it, and also the logic of it. It is unexpected -- if it is expected, then it Keyurnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6491251.post-10076676184337161762008-07-08T07:54:00.000-07:002008-07-08T07:55:39.912-07:00Awareness Is Meditation"Remember one thing: meditation means awareness. Whatsoever you do with awareness is meditation. Action is not the question, but the quality that you bring to your action.Walking can be a meditation if you walk alertly. Sitting can be a meditation if you sit alertly. Listening to the birds can be a meditation if you listen with awareness. Just listening to the inner noise of your mind can be a Keyurnoreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6491251.post-33514776147641568612008-05-20T09:31:00.000-07:002008-05-20T09:45:43.330-07:00Osho: The Books I have Loved (The first ten)"THUS SPAKE ZARATHUSTRA will be the first on my list.THE BROTHERS KARAMAZOV is the second.Third is THE BOOK OF MIRDAD.Fourth is JONATHAN LIVINGSTON SEAGULL.The fifth book is TAO TE CHING by Lao Tzu.The sixth is THE PARABLES OF CHUANG TZU. He was the most lovable man, and this is the most lovable book.Seventh is THE SERMON ON THE MOUNT – only THE SERMON ON THE MOUNT not the whole Bible. The whole Keyurnoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6491251.post-70013886176790151832008-05-20T09:21:00.000-07:002008-05-20T09:27:29.517-07:00Books I Have LovedHiI am reading this very nice book, this book is about books, about the immense love for these books. This book is about the books which Osho loved to read, to be with, to live with and to die with. Very beautiful.I'm going to post, what Osho is saying about the books he loved. Listen carefully. :)Keyurnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6491251.post-55652275469552095572008-05-08T23:04:00.000-07:002008-05-08T23:10:51.434-07:00Osho Quote : You will also be a buddha."The only hope for you is to be in deep contact with somebody who is awakened. The awakened one is called the master - satguru. If you can find a master, don't miss the opportunity - surrender, relax into his being, imbibe his awareness, let his fragrance surround you. And the day is not far away when you will also be awakened, you will also be a buddha."~ OshoKeyurnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6491251.post-945006977461728322008-05-08T22:59:00.000-07:002008-05-08T23:01:57.439-07:00Osho Jokes"Dorothy, your boyfriend, Mulla Nasrudin, seems very bashful," said Mama to her daughter."Bashful!" echoed the daughter, "bashful is no name for it.""Why don't you encourage him a little more? Some men have to be taught how to do their courting. He's a good catch.""Encourage him!" said the daughter, "he cannot take the most palpable hint. Why, only last night when I sat all alone on the sofa, he Keyurnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6491251.post-22401457823302663272008-03-01T01:06:00.000-08:002008-03-01T01:10:06.771-08:00Osho : on meaning of wordsCheck out this video.Strange ConsequencesKeyurnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6491251.post-9015141272318222402008-02-16T22:42:00.000-08:002008-02-16T22:51:45.594-08:00Osho - Your only wealthRemember, only that which you can take with you when you leave the body is important. That means, except meditation, nothing is important. Except awareness, nothing is important, because only awareness cannot be taken away by death. Everything else will be snatched away, because everything else comes from without.Only awareness wells up within. That cannot be taken away. And the shadows of Keyurnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6491251.post-23259638976459525582008-01-12T01:49:00.000-08:002008-01-12T01:56:37.987-08:00Thank you, OshoQUESTION: Beloved Osho, In every situation, if I say to you within me "Thank you, Osho," something happens. This creates some distance from my mind, I become more and more weightless, I begin to float, to fly. I don't know where I will go. But please let me say again and again and now, "Thank you, Osho."ANSWER: It happens sometimes that you suddenly stumble upon a beautiful phenomenon. That's Keyurnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6491251.post-90437108945468723032008-01-12T01:29:00.000-08:002008-01-12T01:36:31.861-08:00Keyurnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6491251.post-19511231228989913982008-01-12T00:45:00.000-08:002008-01-12T01:08:25.262-08:00osho photo copyright of Osho’s photo and quotes © Osho Foundation International OSHO ® is a registered trademark of Osho International FoundationKeyurnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6491251.post-21932464215286409872007-09-15T01:59:00.000-07:002007-09-15T02:01:22.022-07:00Osho on DeathRemember, until you die you cannot be reborn. As you are you have to pass through death. And you are clinging too much to life. That won't help – death will come. But death comes in two ways. One way, the usual way it comes: you are clinging to life and it comes as the enemy; you fight with it, you resist it, you do everything that you can do to avoid it. But how can you avoid it? The day you Keyurnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6491251.post-10700792730617318592007-03-31T10:52:00.001-07:002007-03-31T10:52:33.235-07:00Osho Cool Breeze in the HimalayasOsho Meditation actvites in the Hamalayas--Dharmshala, Dehradun and RishikeshA cool breeze of Osho Consciousness is being deeply felt in the vastness of Himalayas. In Himachal Pradesh, there’s a newly opened meditation center Osho Nisarga in Dharmshala, lovingly created by Osho’s well-known disciples Swami Anand Tathagat and Ma Yoga Neelam who has been Osho’s secretary for India. This center is Keyurnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6491251.post-1174238671146788982007-03-18T11:23:00.000-07:002007-03-18T11:24:31.463-07:00So very little time and So much to do !“It is said of one of the greatest poets of India, Rabindranath Tagore, that when he was dying, a friend came to him, a literary friend, a great critic. And he said, ‘You can die in deep contentment, because you have sung so many songs. Nobody ever before has sung so many.’ Rabindranath has written six thousand songs. The great English poet, Shelley, has written only two thousand. RabindranathKeyurnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6491251.post-1161025137672879282006-10-16T11:56:00.000-07:002006-10-16T11:58:57.953-07:00Copyright ! Stealing away which belongs to no one and everyoneWhat did I bring along and what will I take along !Funny it sounds as I cross the meaningless thing told to me. I felt sad and lauged at the nonsenseness of those who claim ownership of which belongs to everyone and no-one. For everyone because it is for all, those words of wisdom are for all, whether rich or poor. whether hindu, christian, buddhist, muslim, jew or whatever. whether american, Keyurnoreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6491251.post-1159893638288328282006-10-03T09:40:00.000-07:002006-10-03T09:40:38.683-07:00Osho Meditation Camp at a Resort, near PuneOsho disciple Swami Chaitanya Keerti will be conducting a 3-day Osho meditation camp at the Treasure Island Resort, near Pune from 10 to 12 November. The camp will be inaugurated on 9th November at 5.00pm. This resort is located 5 km from Khandala in the hills of Lonavla, at an altitude of 2000 FSL. 100 km South-east of Mumbai, the resort located right on the old Pune highway.For decades, Swami Keyurnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6491251.post-1150017497381330952006-06-11T02:07:00.000-07:002006-06-11T02:18:19.013-07:00Osho Meditation Camps in the HimalayasVenue: Gangotri, UttaranchalDates: 23-25 JuneContact:-Swami Bodhi Vartman, 09412076871Shri Kanchan Rangad, 094123 46766Swami Antar Kranti 09412139908Swami Dhyan Shivam, Osho Niketan 01377-222203Amrit Rakesh, 09897472143Khajjiar, Dalhousie, HimachalVenue: Hotel Ranger Ranch, KhajjiyarContact:-Swami Prem Parwas, 094180-61222, oshoatkhjyar@yahoo.comSachin, 094180-12334Shimla, Himachal PradeshVenue: Keyurnoreply@blogger.com0