Welcome to The Fuck Song

2008-01-02T18:42:00.001-08:00

No, this is not a porn site. If you are looking for naked hot chicks head-banging to heavy metal song while getting intimate with a guy with hot bod but ugly face, you've come to the wrong site. Shame on you. Nor does this about the song to set the mood for an erotic evening with your partner. If you've come for that, your partner is a lucky person, and both of you may find this useful.

Now, the matter of the fact is, this site is not about sex at all. Well, may be it is, if your partner has a wild side. Thou this is not a porn site, the word FUCK is used generously, so if you're someone who can get fucking offended even by that, maybe you should leave now and visit this fucking site instead.

This is more like a fuck-I-have-bad-day site, rather than I-want-to-see-someone-get-fucked-with-a-nice-song-playing-at-the-background site. You fucking know what I mean. To be more specific, this is about the Fuck song (not fucking song, mind you) by Farty McPoopants, which only recently known as Philip "Pud" Kaplan, a fucking great guy, I have to say. Yes, this is a dedicated site for the Fuck song.

So if you happen to have a fucking bad day or in a fucking bad mood, I hope you'll remember this site and play the Fuck song. It worked for Pud, and it's fucking work for me. We're quite fucking sure it'll work for you too. At least this will hold you back from grabbing that fucking gun you've been keeping in your drawer for some time now and blow someone's fucking head off. Or your own.

Just sit back now, relax, play the Fuck song, and count your blessings. Everything will be allright, but not at this fucking moment. For now, it's just FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!

But, still feels like you want to pull the fucking trigger at the end of the song? Try hitting the fucking play button again until you get it all out of your fucking system. Remember, stress kills, it's a matter of whether it's a suicide or homicide.

Here goes the lyric (courtesy of Pud) for your fucking sing-a-long pleasure:

Oooooh fuck!

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck, fuck.
Fuck, fuck.
Fuck.

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck, fuck.
Fuck, fuck.
Fuck.

Fuuuuuck.
Fuck.

Fuuuuuck.
Fuck.

(Chorus)

Fuck fuck, fuck.
Fuck fuck, fuck.
Fuck fuck, fuck.
Fuck fuck, fuck.

(Guitar solo)

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

(Chrorus 2X)

If it's fucking good to know that you're not the only one who feels like screaming FUCK out loud, so consider this video below:

Now, some background about the song, courtesy of ValleyWag:

Philip Kaplan releases "greatest and best song in the world"

Why did FuckedCompany creator Philip "Pud" Kaplan record a profane song, "Fuck," in August under the name "Farty McPoopants"? The pseudonym is easy enough to explain: His current venture is AdBrite, an online-advertising network. And selling ads is a business that's all about keeping up appearances. Given his past, you'd think Kaplan wouldn't be so sensitive. But even Kaplan knew he couldn't blow his cool. His company, an online-advertising network, was in the midst of a tense negotiation with porn-ads partner AVN, and trying to raise a new round of financing.

August 30 was an especially bad day. The previous month, an outage at the 365 Main datacenter had brought down AdBrite's entire ad network. Subsequently, AVN and AdBrite had jockeyed over their joint network's AVNads.com website, and the spat had threatened the company's efforts to raise more money -- a fact Valleywag reported the day before Kaplan uploaded his song. Anyone would sing the blues.

Things got better after Kaplan got "Fuck" out of his system. Sequoia Capital, AdBrite's previous venture backer, came through with $23 million in fresh funds. And AdBrite and AVN finally worked out an amicable split, with both companies starting their own, competing ad networks -- and sneakily trying to poach each other's customers.

Kaplan, driven, he admits, by vanity, has now come out as the author of "Fuck", a brilliant ditty one blogger called the "greatest and best song in the world". I'm having a hard time disagreeing. You can play the song below and judge for yourself.

Fuck
by Farty McPoopants

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