Shouts From the Gutter

Crap.

2008-06-02T19:34:00.000-07:00

Life sucks sometimes. It just seems like life sucks less for other people less often than it does for me. I'm talkin like 2 weeks of cool and then the suck appears. Hmm... What to do. I feel like I'm stuck in a rut without a way out. I need a new job, but I'm still "happy" here most of the time, I just can't afford anything. The main thing that I can't afford is health insurance for my wife, and she really needs it. I know that there's help out there, but not if you make as much money as I do. I make just enough to not need help in the state's eyes, but if I get her insurance through work, I can't afford to live. Yay. Fuck.

I need to make a leap to something more. I don't know which direction to leap. I've been dealing with this shit since high school. I didn't know what I wanted to do then and now, 10 years later, I STILL don't know where I want to go.

The bike industry isn't fulfilling anymore. The rest of the industry doesn't want me, they've made that perfectly clear. BTW, if anyone out there uses NUUN Hydration tablets as part of a training or exercise regimen, stop using that shit. Not because it doesn't work, or it's bad for you or some shit. But because they go and hire 16 year old kids to sell their shit, but not someone that's been in the cycling and outdoor retail industry for 3/4 of their life. fuck that. I can sell the SHIT outta NUUN, but I think they caught wind of the fact that I'm not built like a triathelete, if you catch my drift.

Fuck that shit. Whitey assholes.

I just don't know what direction to turn. I'm sure I can do almost anything I set my mind to, but I have to narrow it down and cut through the brush to find the path.

Where are you path?

Everyone else in my graduating class found you. WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU??!?!?!?!

I don't even really care about money at this point. I just want a change of pace. I want to be proud of what I do. I'm not right now.

I'm fuckin 28 and still messing around with bikes. WTF? I'm smarter than that. It's not like I haven't done other stuff, I just keep falling back in this low-paying non-rewarding rut. Fuck bikes right about now, son. Fuck em.

I just need to know where to go. Where do I turn? Where's my help? Do I need help? Can I do this on my own? I don't know for sure.

I think I can though. And that's all that matters at this point in the game.

Word Life.

Youtube

2008-04-26T20:56:00.000-07:00

Why are there so many damn people on Youtube that make these shitty "trailers" for movies they would like to see and try to pass them off as "property of Warner Bros."
or "leaked trailer"

Fuck you, nahmean? Don't try to pass your stupid shit off as the real deal. False advertising assholes.

Like peep this shit.

Fuckin dumb. I could tell right away that that wasn't a real shit. Assholes.

Get a day job you asspie buttmonkeys.

Shit.

Fuck yeah!

2008-04-26T20:55:00.000-07:00

Here you go, you lucky fucks

BAD KITTY!

2008-04-05T18:06:00.001-07:00

BAD KITTY!, originally uploaded by finkmoney.

Don't you dare and look at me like that, CAT!

Crap in HELL!

2008-03-31T18:23:00.000-07:00

Ok. This shit is AWESOME! Just take 5 minutes out of your day and watch this. This guy is AMAZING!

fugin bus

2008-03-18T08:31:00.000-07:00

Fuck the bus. fuck the goddamn bus.

Ugh

2008-03-15T14:38:00.000-07:00

I started this thing so that I can have my voice heard. But the real problem I have is that setting aside time to blog has become increasingly difficult time and time again. FUCK. I always come back to those thoughts of "why does everything have to be a Goddamn struggle. Fucking everything. FUCK. For instance, right now I have 8 bucks to my name until Tuesday. Great. Now I have to figure out how to do laundry and fix the stank ass litter box with 8 bucks. Fuck. This is the real world, Son. Do I wear dirty clothes again, or get litter so the damn cat doesnt piss on the laundry cuz hes upset at daddy for not fixing the pooper box fast enough? Not which fancy ass restaurant do we want to eat at tonight? Thats for the rest of the world to deal with. All of us real people have to make life changing decisions at the gas pump. The monitarily endowed in this world are the most out of touch assholes on the planet. Like right now, I could be stranded in a different city with twenty bucks and get to where I needed to be. Would some asshole like Brandon Davis with his greasy shit be able to do that? I dont think so. First thing that would happen would be him shitting his pants and crying about it cuz his mommy isnt there to wipe hims wittle bottom for him. then he would get jacked and cut cuz he would mouth off to the wrong dude cuz he doesnt have sense enough to keep his meely little bastard mouth shut. (see the "fire crotch" episode). I guess all Im saying is that if the class war really DOES pop off, its going to look like the revolutionary war. Them marching in all announced and shit while we pick em off from the rooftops and dumpsters. Mark my words.

Woah

2008-03-01T10:56:00.001-08:00

This is the HEAT

Snoitch snoitch sniky sniky snoitch.

2008-03-01T10:47:00.001-08:00

Whattup, y'all. Fink a dink in the hayawz. snik snik snik Nuuuuugggga nooooooooch!

K, enough of that shit.

Chillin @ la casa. Linda and mom are at the book store. Where they sell.. thos things? Book? Huh? What be that am?

Shiiiit I don't need no book. I KEEPS IT REAL!

Mudda fucks.

Then we are off so that Linda can learn how to Knit. Snik.
Then she has to work. So I'll probably be posting again tonight, so STAY TUNED!

O W T

Work work work all day long....

2008-02-24T13:46:00.000-08:00

work work work while I sing this song.

Well.... I got to drive to Bellevue today.... And I didn't get hassled by anyone. Good times. and I got there and back in record time, too! Yippee Kai yo kai yay. Motherfuckers.

I can't wait for the New Kevin Smith flick to come out.

So fresh.
If you see my dad riding around on his new Llama, will you tell him that I want him to get back on the meds. Here's the most recent pic I have:

Anywho.
TTFN!

Juggaluggaluggalo

2008-02-23T23:07:00.000-08:00

Now, for those of you who know me, you know that I've been a Juggalo for 10 years. But there are some people out there that make it hard to be me... I present to you, the dumbass bastards:

That Weezer song "In the Garage" comes to mind...

This doesn't make it easy to be a fat kid either....

Misspellings not for the sake of misspelling is just piss poor... Vilent... asshole.

WTF?

Here's how you can turn a $30 bike from Walmart into a Ghetto looking $30 bike from Walmart:

Acid of the mind. Nuff said.

Holy shit, I hope somebody's charging for Blingees. They's make a fortune off of Juggahoes!

BLINGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Fuck, someone kill them before they multiply...

Shit, too late....

NATCHA BOOOOAAAYYYYY!!!

2008-02-23T22:40:00.000-08:00

Ok, one last one then I'm done for today...

WHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Posting Mayhem

2008-02-23T22:34:00.000-08:00

Yeah, I know, I'm postin a lot tonight. Linda's at work and I have nothing better to do... Well, I do, but that's beside the point...

Anyway, Nas is the shit...

Green Lantern

2008-02-23T22:23:00.000-08:00

Ok, I think the film industry is grasping at straws... I've heard about the Justice League movie that's coming out... sometime... But I just read who they pegged to play the green lantern... Common?

Fucking Common?

GAP add Common?

This dude....

...will make a good...

nigga please...

Frum Da Fone update

2008-02-23T22:15:00.000-08:00

Well, everything went excellently... is that a word? Anyway, I recreated our 1st valentines together and then some other stuff happened that I don't think you people should be caring about. K? Sick fucks....

But news is, it all went better than planned. Off the cuff style, son!

Graffiti shiz

2008-02-23T22:13:00.000-08:00

This is some fresh shit! And no, I didn't come up with this. This is the coolest thing I've seen in a WHILE.

Here we go... 3D Graffiti:

Steez

2008-02-23T22:10:00.000-08:00

Thanks to all of you biting my steez for all these years. You know how much fresh shit I've come up with over the past 28 years?!? Lots. You know how much I've actually gotten to take credit for before someone else bites it? Very little.

I just take satisfaction in knowing that I'm pretty much the freshest kid you know..

Word.

Frum da fone

2008-02-14T17:11:00.000-08:00

K. Im never near a computer on my days off, so i do the damn thang on my car phone. You know, Zack morris style n shit. nung. I just wanted to drop some knowledge and let you know that Linda and i are having a great day and i have some special plans for this evening. Cuz thats how i do work, son! I'll let you know how it all went down later on. Snicky snicky snoich!

Crap crap and more crap

2008-02-11T12:48:00.000-08:00

Weird....

The one six oooohhh

2008-02-11T09:49:00.000-08:00

Why are all the drivers on the 16 from downtown to northgate all complete asswipes? I mean they either give everybody that's not well-to-do looking a hard time with tranfers, drive like maniacs, drive like old ladies. I mean I've seen a dude leave a handicapped woman at a bus stop because he didn't feel like pulling forward another 5 feet to lower the platform thing to let her on. it's fucked up.

I think thats where all the bitter asshole drivers go to die.

I hope they die sometimes.... fuckers...

Classy assy

2008-02-10T22:55:00.000-08:00

Well, class went well. Nobody was injured. and by that I mean nobody made me cut them...

Why do they call it White Center? It's not central by any stretch of the imagination and far from caucasian (sp?) (spanish?)

Piccha!

That's what you get when you type "fuck you you son of a bitch" in a google image search. Funny shit.

Later Gater!

work work work

2008-02-10T18:30:00.000-08:00

Well, here I am, at work still. Waiting for this mantenance class to start. I get to teach people!? Ok. cool. they listen to me because I made poor career choices and make less than coolie wages for 50 hours a week? Awesome. I'll teach some shit. for realz. I'll teach the HELL outta some hit right now. Fuck it, here I go, son. Watch me work!

SPLATTAPOOOWWWW!!

2008-02-10T17:05:00.000-08:00

Word, that shit is funny.....

Ok ok ok

2008-02-10T13:19:00.000-08:00

I've gotten over the white man's anal rape of the working class. Yeah, I know, I'm not the first one to bitch about taxes. I mean, wait.... that's why we're our own country in the first place, right?!?! No taxation without representation?!?! Fuck! What happened?!?! I mean, I haven't seen Christine Gregoire kickin it around the shop lately.... hmmm...

Where's my representation?!

Out to lunch?

Permanently?

Well, there goes that plan.... What's our new plan for a system of government? Communism didn't really work that great. I mean, I don't want to live in China or Cuba... so there goes that.... Anarchy? No, too many idiots around for that. Monarchy? Wait... don't we kinda have that? Kennedys anyone?! I mean, Ted's been in office since way before I was born. That's fucked. Drunk asshole.

Dictatorship? Chosen by Corporations? That's a plan! We'll have special interest groups pick the president that best represents their own interest. Seeing as Enron knows what's best for me and my comrades... oops, I forgot, communism didn't work... Anyway. That sounds like it would really do the trick...

Wait.... we tried that last time....

That shit didn't work either....

Fuck it, I'm moving to Canada. They seem to have it figured out....

Take off, eh!

?

2008-02-09T10:07:00.000-08:00

Is anyone reading any of my posts? Please comment if you are... Thanks.