Merry Misadventures of a Matriarchal Madwoman

A Slice of Life from the First monday of 2010

2010-01-04T08:44:00.000-07:00

I've been super busy with this for the last week.

And the forecast is for more busyness this week.

I've pretty much de-Christmas-ized my house.

Except that it looks nekked.

I'm going to put some lamps on this table; we need more light.

P.S. Jen, I took this photo with no flash, iso 800, f/2.8!

Evidence that I still drink green smoothies.

Except I've fallen off the wagon this last couple of weeks.

We're starting a new project.

More details later.

We're hosting the Winter formal dinner here this weekend.

The first one was cancelled due to the High School State Championship Football Game.

(which they lost)

My garden is a jungle.

This is the "tuce" patch.

Most of this is destined for the compost since the greens are too bitter to eat.

Trying to get the cooking mo-jo back.

By gaining inspiration from some cookbooks.

Okay, now I got to get back to the 29 1/2 things on my to-do list.

Oh, 28 1/2 things.

Holy LongJohns!!!

2010-01-03T17:36:00.001-07:00

We just got an unexpected email from our Elder Bubba D.....He just got transferred......to

Nome, Alaska!!

Pop: 3500 + 1 Arizona boy

Not as cold as Fairbanks: But windy

On the Bering Strait

Lots of native people

His words: "So stoked."

There has never been missionaries in the area.

He's opening it up with two other Elders.

He's right across the water from Russia.....

Holy LongJohns......

You're How Old????

2010-01-02T09:01:00.000-07:00

My fourth child is 24 years old today.

Yikes!

Happy Birthday!!

You are a delight!

2009-The Year in Review-July through December

2010-01-01T05:13:00.002-07:00

July brought.........a mission call!

Anchorage, Alaska!

A trip to Utah... (ewww, nasty white legs!)

Awesome annual trip to San Diego.....

August brought....

first day of school.....

A milestone birthday........threee-ohhhh...

The start of the swim season, the 1st meet was 113.....

And a first time temple trip.....

September rolled in with.....

A new grandbaby!

a missionary farewell.... and two days later.....

Another new grandbaby!!!

And just when we were thinking we weren't having much fun......

October brought...

More gardening.....

Visit to the pumpkin patch....

And Grandma's little goblins.

November breezed in with...

Fresh greens from the garden....

And giving Thanks...

Just when we thought we'd had enough......

December sprang upon us with....

Reindeer games......and

Holiday Lights.

2009, a year filled with great blessings, too many to illustrate.

But much appreciated always.

Happy New Year!

and yes....we're still gardening......

2009-The Year in Review-Jan thru June

2009-12-31T04:45:00.003-07:00

I admit, I saw this idea on CJane so I am blatantly copying it.........
A pictorial review of the main points of 2009...

January ended with a wonderful retreat to Coronado Island, for our wedding anniversary, staying in a historic hotel.

It was blissfully relaxing, the last relaxing weekend we had for a loooong time..because

February 1, 2009....

I received a new calling......and life hasn't been the same since.

February brought gardening,

March, more gardening.....

and preparing for our Elder Steve's homecoming....

And in April!!!!

We saw our missionary son again for the first time in two years......in the temple.

We brought him home....

Celebrated Easter.....

And in May, did more gardening.....

And got a new grandbaby!

In June, we put shade over our garden......

And our son decided it was time to put his missionary papers in...

Stay tuned tomorrow for July through December....

The Urge to Purge

2009-12-30T08:39:00.000-07:00

Does anyone else have it?

The Urge to Purge?

The Feeling to Fling?

It hits every year, about 6 hours after the Christmas frenzy. I just want to clean up, clear out and THROW out. All the hidden places in my home that have been storing Christmas gifts anywhere from six months to six days have been cleared out, the recipients of those gifts happily (hopefully) carting them off to fill up their own spaces.

We have plastic garbage bags stacked in piles next to the already filled garbage can. The recycle garbage can has already been collected. TL was sneaking around in the middle of the night, surreptiously stuffing our extra reyclables into other people's partially empty containers. Friday I will be ready for the "double dump." Double dumping means I watch for the garbage truck, and when our container is emptied, I scurry out with another six full garbage bags, pile them into the container and drag it across the street where I leave it to wait for the next garbage truck go round. Do you think the driver knows my deceit????

I want to take down all the decorations, clean out all the closets, and organize every drawer. The feeling only lasts about a week, when it disappears, only to reappear about six hours after next year's Christmas.

Therefore, I'm striking while the iron is hot......so to speak.

Go forth and PURGE!

La Navidad

2009-12-29T08:07:00.002-07:00

The often asked question the last few days has been, "How was your Christmas?" or "Como fue la navidad?" The most frequent response, especially from my Hispanic friends, has been, Lots of food! Lots of Family! Ours was no different.

Mucha comida...

Oh, the food! And this was just from Christmas Eve! I'm still trying to unload the refrigerator.

Mucha familia.....

Mucho fun, Muchos memories (sorry-bad Spanish)

2009-12-28T08:55:00.003-07:00

Pardon me while I try to escape from the post-Christmas abyss!

And the Stockings were Hung....

2009-12-24T08:47:00.001-07:00

Stockings are a big deal at my house.
When I was young, and we were bugging my parents every hour on Christmas morning, my Mom would say at about 5:30-6:00 am, "Ok, you can get up and look at your stocking." She would bring our stockings to our rooms and we would rip into them and that would appease us for at least a little while.

Fast forward, I would let my own kids look at their stockings first. I used to put a piece of fruit, a box of the tiny cereals and some hot chocolate in each one. That would cover breakfast, since I simply was never up to preparing a large and sumptious breakfast on Christmas morning....exhaustion always set in.....due to pregnancy, nursing or just plain old-fashioned exhaustion. The kids used to argue over which cereal they got....it was the only time of year I would buy Froot Loops and Frosted Flakes.....

Fast forward, now this has evolved into making each person's stocking individual and special. I take a lot of time trying to find things that will FIT and also unique and fun stuff, especially for the girls. You know, stuff you never buy for yourself.....

So the stockings are all ready.......except we are going to miss one stocking this year.......

He's away in the service of Him whose birth we are celebrating this time of year and that makes it okay! And we get to talk to him at 12 noon MST!

Merry Christmas!

An Important Announcement

2009-12-23T15:54:00.001-07:00

Santa's Workshop is now officially closed until next year.
3:55 MST.

aaahhhhhhhhhhhhh

Grandma's Fourth Annual Christmas Party

2009-12-23T08:50:00.001-07:00

Yippee, we're going to Grandma's house!

Playing Reindeer Games.....

Fill the stocking relay

First you put a piece of candy on a spoon...

Then you run as fast as you can and put it in the stocking.

Be careful, don't drop the candy!

Yay! Our team won! Guess what the prize was?

The candy from the stocking!

Strike a Reindeer pose....

Playing "Santa Says" (kinda like Simon Says)

Decorating our gingerbread man cakes

It takes a heap 'o concentration!

I had tons of fun at Grandma's Party!!!

2009-12-22T18:01:00.002-07:00

Is anyone else out there having trouble moving photos on Blogger???
This Blogger person is very frustrated.....

2009-12-20T05:40:00.002-07:00

Greg Olsen art

What is the funnest thing about being the Relief Society President?

Getting a phone call from someone who says, "I would like to help a member of your branch have a Merry Christmas." Seeing wonderful people step forward and lend a helping hand to those who are less fortunate.

Anonymously.

What a joy this has been for me this Christmas season.

....."Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto me."

Matthew 25:40

Go Devils!

2009-12-18T16:41:00.004-07:00

Congrats to our latest ASU grad!

4 years of college down.....

4 or 5 more to go!!

You go guys!

p.s. Didja notice he's wearing his smart guy tassles??

Tender Mercy #6294

2009-12-16T16:34:00.003-07:00

Lately I've been trying to focus on the little tender mercies that happen throughout my days and give thanks to Heavenly Father for his kind and watchful care. They are not big things, not "Today I'm grateful I didn't get hit by a bus," just the little things."

Like last week, I was sewing frantically and realized that I was missing a small piece of fabric necessary to finish a project. In dismay, I got ready to set it aside, when I noticed that in my craziness, I had accidently cut an extra piece of the same project! It was just what I needed to finish up without having to make an extra trip to the store-halfway across town-to pick up the fabric!

Tender mercy ♥♥♥♥

Two weeks ago, I had to teach the Relief Society lesson, not in my native language. Being the president, I have to do this every three months and it literally strikes terror into my heart for weeks beforehand. But when I taught the lesson, I could feel the words coming into me and flowing out of my mouth. It was an incredible experience!

Tender mercy ♥♥♥♥♥

Today I was running around, trying to get some Christmas shopping done. While sitting in the parking lot of a store, I was on the phone with a very unhelpful 411 operator, trying to find the phone number of another store I had never been to. I finally gave up, and went into store and completed my Christmas purchase. When I came out, I couldn't find my car keys! ----Guess where they were? In the car......with the door unlocked..... My car was still there, nothing was taken......all was well.

Tender mercy ♥♥♥♥

Today receiving an absolutely fabulous letter from our Elder Bubba D, addressed to his sister, which she read to me.....Wow.....it was a letter every parent hopes to get-sent to his sister-but amazing nontheless, full of testimony and brotherly advice.......

Tender mercy ♥♥♥♥♥

The challenge is to find those tiny tender mercies every day, that keep us going and let us know that God is ever mindful of us.....

Ten Days before Christmas Quiz

2009-12-15T05:32:00.005-07:00

Stealing this from Rebecca Irvine:

1. Egg nog or hot chocolate? True confession, I love eggnog, but no one else does and it's super fattening, so it doesn't grace my frig these days.

2. Does Santa wrap the presents, or just set them under the tree? Definitely wrapped. It's more fun on Christmas morning! Side note: I don't put anything under the tree before Christmas. Too many years of toddlers trashing presents started this tradition, and now we have another generation of toddlers......but it looks impressive on Christmas morning piled with gifts!

3. Colored or white lights on the tree/house? White on the tree. TL loves colored and it was time for replacements outside, so he gets his colored outside.

4. Do you hang mistletoe? Nope....but teenage daughter has been requesting it. hmmm... wonder why?

5. When do you put up your decorations? Day after Thanksgiving, exhausting!

6. What's your favorite holiday dish? The breakfast coffee cake, made by my daughter, recipe from her mother-in-law.....yummmmm.

7. Favorite holiday memory as a child. The year of the Barbies....I'll never forget seeing them all lined up. Now I know how many hours my mom spent sewing Barbie outfits, complete with tulle and satin and beads!!!

8. When and how did you learn the truth about Santa? From the neighbor girl across the street. I was shocked and devastated. I think I was about six.

9. How do you decorate your Christmas tree(s)? We have one with gold and red ornaments in the living room (the kids call it the ASU tree). The other one has a mish mash of elegant red and apple green ornaments along with family ornaments, large red poinsettias and bows.

10. Do you open gifts on Christmas Eve? Never used to but now we open jammies and the kids open each other's gifts.

11. Snow! Love it or dread it? Here in the desert of AZ, it would definitely be an exciting event!

12. Ice skate? Can you do it? Not really. I'm a desert rat.

13. Do you remember your favorite gift? One memorable one is the year TL gave me a garbage disposal. I was thrilled beyond belief. (try living without one for awhile) (I have a photo of my joy)

14. What is the most important thing about the holidays for you? Christmas hymns and studying the life of the Savior, giving! (I know it's not one-but I can't narrow it down to one)

15. Favorite holiday dessert? My mom's toffee! hands down.

16. What is your favorite holiday tradition? Christmas Eve fajitas! Sewing for Christmas.

17. What tops your holiday tree? Nada! (yikes!)

18. Which do you prefer, giving or receiving? Giving definitely wins, but receiving is fun!

19. What is your favorite Christmas song? Angels we have heard on High. p.s. I LOVE the Messiah.

20. Candy canes? Meh.....Not too much, but add a little chocolate and I'm there.

Scripture: Isaiah 8:6

Big Girl Panties

2009-12-14T05:25:00.002-07:00

Hip-hip Hooray!
I'm a member of the Big Girl Panties Club!

Story:
I was at her house a couple of weeks ago, and suddenly she became veeerrry quiet. Upon investigation, she was standing in the bathroom, taking off all her clothes from the waist down, including a diaper. "What are you doing???!!" She replied, "I go potty." Whereon she proceeded to climb on the potty backwards, do her business and then look pleased with herself while awaiting for the cheers and accolades of all present. She made up her mind that day, and she hasn't turned back since.

The fact that she made this momentus decision while under the influence of her grandmother's care OF COURSE has no relevance.........ahem.....

She hasn't had an accident since....

Until she was under the care of her grandmother again a few days ago, when she got a glazed look in her eyes and said, "I go pee-pee in my unnerwares."

Oops. First accident.

The fact that she slipped up while under the influence of her grandmother's care OF COURSE has NO relevance.........ahem......

I Just Sent My Baby off in the Car Alone

2009-12-11T14:40:00.006-07:00

Yes, it happened. My seventh and final child received her driver's license this afternoon, passing the first time.

No more training new drivers. No more trying not to scream at crazy driving, stop the car, stop the car, STOP THE CAR! No more clenched teeth and gripped hands. Ahhhhhh.......

Now I just get to wait home every day, listening for the car and praying for the angels to watch over her. Good thing I have a great hairdresser. I'm in the process of adding a few more grays.

Post-dated edit: Yes, we have had accidents. Multiple. Because I have multiple children. Hey, that could be another good blog post topic!

Whazzzup?

2009-12-08T08:36:00.003-07:00

Just checking in to report that:

I'm washing the 15+ tablecloths from the latest party.
(I didn't know that being the Relief Society prez included being a wedding/party planner and tablecloth washer).

And Santa's workshop is in full swing today.
Except that I'm sorta making things up as I go.
In duplicate, triplicate, quadruplicate........
I work well when I have a pattern.
But when I don't....
It's a tad stressful.

And then I go on the internet and see something and think,
OH, I gotta make that for Christmas!!!
And completely overestimate my time/energy/money demands.
Or I see Heather Bailey's new fabric line, Nicey Jane,
And I must head out to get me some.

And I got my new Williams Sonoma catalog.
And I pretty much want everything in it.
Except I already gave TL my Christmas list.

And I'm trying to get Alaska boy's missionary Christmas package
Off today.
And I'm not quite done with that.
It's hard getting "wow" stuff for a missionary with limited space
And shipping costs.
And missionary rules.

And I've been listening to poor Alyssa hacking and coughing.
Feeling sorry for her.
And hoping I don't get it on Christmas Eve.
(P.S. Rubbing Vicks Vaporub on your feet and chest reaalllly works good!)

And shopping with Jessica @ ToysRUs.
Having a hilarious time.
And getting to give kissies to her baby boy.

And feeling completely relieved that my Sunday lesson
In Spanish.
Is OVER for a few more months.

And....
That's pretty much it for now.

It's Beginning to Look alot Like Christmas.....

2009-12-04T05:49:00.002-07:00

In my garden!

Beautiful dark red chili peppers and red bell peppers.

Lovely greens.

Pure happiness.

Snapshots of my Life....or...Wordless Wednesday...Almost

2009-12-02T05:17:00.000-07:00

Steve's room after being answered for the dance....the answer is yes, by the way...

A cute tiny little pair of pants left on my dryer.

The empty 1000 yard spool of thread on my sewing table. It was full the first of November.

Decking the halls....furiously....

Doing a wedding for my adorable secretary.....she was an absolutely gorgeous bride. (and if anyone tells you they saw me salsa dancing like a crazy woman at the wedding, I'll deny it to the day I die)

Redoing the visiting teaching lists.............again.

Our newest family missionaries.....attending the farewell.

So life is happening.

I'm kinda wore out.

I've had terrible stomach pains for the last two days.

After a prolonged discussion with my mother,

We decided it's stress.

So how do I stop the stress?????????

But life is good.

Thanksgiving Images

2009-11-27T07:23:00.003-07:00

Delicious spread....a new addition....green beans & bacon. ANYTHING tastes great with bacon! I also changed our chiffon pumpkin pie crust to a graham cracker/gingersnap combination. DELISH! Definitely a keeper. Thanks Aunt M and Mom!

We missed our cousins this year, but had a great time playing wii.

TWO babies to hold and kiss!

Fresh celery stalks from my garden to put in the stuffing! Yumminess! They are small, but packed with celery flavor. Black Friday strategizing.Rip-roaring game of Mexican train, including the cheating Elder on my right!
And plenty of sleeping.

Makes for a good Thanksgiving.

A Feast Without the Calories

2009-11-25T06:41:00.004-07:00

This was stolen from Joy For Your Journey, a little Food 4 Thought.....

Breakfast

What is your favorite menu item you will eat at your Thanksgiving Feast?

It's a tossup between the "stuffing" and the chiffon pumpkin pie, all treasured recipes handed down to me from my mother. I have memories of the delicious smell of onions, celery and shredded carrots simmering in about a pound of butter prior to their addition to the bread crumbs. Also, I don't really like traditional baked pumpkin pie, but my grandmother's chiffon pumpkin pie is a must-have every year. It's light and fluffy and full of delicious cinnamony-ness.

Lunch

What are you most grateful for at THIS moment?

I'm grateful for our Heavenly Father's great plan of happiness. Last night our dear niece lost a baby that they had been working so hard to get. In order to preserve her life, the baby had to be sacrificed. I'm so grateful for the peace and comfort of the gospel and the knowledge we have of eternal life and that families are forever. We can have peace in the midst of pain, through the love of our Savior, Jesus Christ. We love you, J & M!

Dinner

What is different about Thanksgiving this year?

We will miss a bunch of our family members, our Elder Bubba D, shivering in Alaska, our son Rick's family, kind of shivering in Utah, but having a grand time and our Amy's family, visiting the in-laws. But we have the addition of our son, the former Elder Steve, his first Thanksgiving home in two years, and get to enjoy los Elderes and our Grandpa's company.

Midnight Snack

Where are you spending Thanksgiving this year and what part of the menu are you preparing?

Here en la casa de Madwoman. I'm cooking pretty much everything except rolls, green beans, jello....and what else are you bringing Jess?

Recipe of the week

Press forward. (see 2 Nephi 31:20)

The Men's Room

2009-11-24T05:49:00.003-07:00

Today, for lack of a better topic, I'm going to introduce....

"The Men's Room"

the shed located in the nethermost regions of my back yard. It was dubbed "The Men's Room" because there was a vague promise of the installation of a big screen TV with sound system, a place where the men of the family could escape to watch ballgames and "guy" movies. Somehow this never happened, because today "The Men's Room contains...

The beloved chop saw-very useful for all honeydo jobs.The 327 ice chests that we have collected over the years....The saddles for the horses that we have not had for well over 20 years...

The great-grandfather's trunk, which I think is actually very cool, but it's encrusted in dirt and full of horseshoeing tools (for the horses we don't have)......The organized tool wall, which only took me three years of nagging to accomplish. Doesn't it look nice?Important stuff.And the sacred toolbelt, which is always strapped on prior to any "honeydo" jobs.

I have a love/hate relationship with this edifice.

I hate it because it took up the space for some trees/chicken coop/or kid playground for the grandkids.

I love it because there is a place for all the important man stuff that hangs out here so I can have room in my garage to park my car.

I guess there is room in everyone's life for a "Men's Room." So I gave up my chicken coop/trees/playground

But I still like the TV idea.......

Life

2009-11-23T07:34:00.000-07:00

Ah's just plumb wore out today.