Words in My deepest Heart

爬屋顶记

2009-08-03T09:02:00.000-07:00

Dun doubt about what u have read! Ya exactly u are right, as stated in the title i climbed up to a roof today...
Somebody might ask...

Somebody:"Oi! How come bo tai bo ci climb up to roof? I thought u should be sitting inside air-conditional XXL lecture hall having fun learning with Leng-Luisss?"

I:"Dream la!!! I need to do 2 months practical before i can go into lecture hall ~~kap lui~~ study"

Somebody:"OIC... so what u need to do? got money de ma?" (dun laugh... alot people asked like this d... memang money face la u guys :p haha)

I:"MONEY??? 0 Euro... convert to RM how much? convert urself la lazy to count too much dy... What i need to do?? haha basically i need to do what they told me to do... So if they told me to run naked at the street? YES!!! Theoretically I have to... But dun worry guys they dun wan to make Global Warming worse so i wont be requested to do so..."

Somebody:"Ohhhhh... Then why climb to roof ler?"

I:"TOLD DY LOR... I do what they asked me to do so they called me to climb i ma climb LO!!!"

Ok... STFU and continue reading...

Actually I am asked to screw something and therefore have to climb up to the roof... Basically climb up to roof is not a big deal... really not a big deal summore its not high around 5-6meter only... BUT for me it is... Dunno since when i start to have some slightly Acrophobia... Sometimes!!! Especially the ladder is safe but feel like shaking shaking 1... But no choice... I cant go tell him "sorry ar tai lou... lim pek a bit kiu when climb high high ler... Can find other sui yu to do a?" If say like tat very no face ler so.....

CLIMB la

Go up no problem!!! PAk Pak Pak Pak Pak Pak Pak Pak Pak HUH~~~ Reach dy... Bo tai ci... Somemore enjoy the wind up there... then go get my job done...

Ok... Finish... Then CHAM lo... how to go down?? No place to grab or place to step except the ladder... Problem is when u move the ladder it shakes as well... Ngek~Ngek~Ngek~ SO i just couldnt get myself to the ladder and go down!!!

How ler???

Suddenly...

I FLEW!!!

If u laugh after seeing this sentence... Congratulations u are 100% normal...
If u feel schock after reading that sentence... Dun watch Heroes too much or later u might sent me an email call me PETRELLI CHEW (sounds so disgusting)

So... Nothing happen i just sat there look for any other alternatives to go down... By the way i just dun dare to come down and i dint cry and ask for help scream like kid ok... So if this image come out in ur mind u should slap urself 10 times at least so that ur brain can work better...

After 5 minutes the people I work with see I haven go inside and he started to search for me worried that i might get kidnapped by the eagles.... (Wear jacket if feel cold)... And then he saw me sitting there like people who want to commit suicide... zZz and later only he figured out i couldnt come down...

Deng lo....

He helped me to reput the ladder so that it is more stable and show me where to put my steps so that i can get down... SO at the end i came down safe and sound... So again if u think someone climb up and hug me like a little kid to bring me down go take 10 panadols cz u are having serious brain damage...

The most sia sui thing is... he later go tell his collegue about this... In Russian... so i understood nothing what they are chit-chating about... And i just stood beside them and smiled. Then his colleague looked at me and said (In German)

"Next time go grab 2 umbrellas, open them and jump down!!!"

Deng x Deng x Deng = Deng^3...
Kanasai make me so pai se... AFter this he told me i need to climb up again to pasang another 4 screws... Since i know the tactic dy so this time is just fine... Steady and selamber...
P/s: To juniors in KBU if u see this... DUN LAUGH... Ein Paar von Ihnen koennten die Naechste sein... :p

In conclusion... Today is the best day since i started to work here... 3 more weeks to go...
Monday-Friday work in this cleaning company...
Sat-Sun work with Garena-Warcraft-DotA Enterprise (need to OT summore)
so i am really tired!!! so dun complain i seldom update la wei...

Recently really not in good mood cause lots of things happening to me... Hope everything will get better soon... Lastly dedicate to one of my senior in Germany who just left us... RIP and u will be always in our hearts...

Moodless

2009-07-03T13:53:00.000-07:00

I planned lots of things to write about this morning
Everything from Italy until i do my practical
especially at the moment my working hour ended
but now everything is ruined!!!!!
Jz on the way to go to Kaufland(Supermarket) the minute before i going to pay the bill
my wallet is no longer inside my pocket!!!
What is inside my wallet?
1. Money ( Pounds + Euros )
2. Malaysia IC
3. Bank ATM cards
4. Ticket for trains for July and Ogos (cost 110 Euros)
5. Setem to post Postcards
6. Fotos with Kiambangs (大头贴)
7. THE WALLET is real leather tat i just bought from Italy not enough 2 weeks ago...
This is so so so so so so so so so so FUCKING troublesome
I nid to froze my accounts and redo every cards and rebuy the tickets
Forgive my rudeness i need a way to 发泄 myself or i will become crazy
I will be more more more careful next time...
Now really no mood... no mood to dota... no mood to play... no mood to sleep... no mood to do anything but just starring at my handphone hoping someone will phone me when they found my wallet... Yes sound so stupid and impossible... I KNOW THAT!!! but beside thinking tat way i cant do anything liao...
DAMN MYSELF!!!
Hope i will get out from this cloudly mood soon and update wat i wan to update asap...
See u bye bye~

Update...

2009-05-24T10:29:00.000-07:00

What am I doing recently?

A. Study study study!!! Exam is coming in less than 2 weeks time sure need to study la.
B. Nothing... (sounds logic right since i always talk craps 1)
C. DOTA...
D. WAtch movies... (hong kong 1.. america 1... 18 yo above 1(oi.. shhhh)... )

Choose one of the options above before viewing the result...

For people who choose
A...
Congratulations... You are an IDIOT!!! First day know me mer? My face look like study kia mer?

B...
Congratulations as well... YOU are not and IDIOT but u are 白痴... Eh clever is enough dun act clever... if everyone in the world think like u so easy this world no development already lo... Everyone will be orang utan stay inside the cave and have xxx all the time... Doesnt that sounds good?

C and D...
Yeah!!! Correct... Exactly!! DOta no nid explain lo... Movie.. ya I like to watch movie.. especially educational movie because i think only knowledge can improve the living quality of everyone of us... (I cant believe i wrote this... I go vomit 1st)

Ok... back to the point... Movies... Here are some of my favourites...

1. Prison Break
If u dunno this movie, please go back to Mars, Earth is very dangerous 1... Ya every homo sapiens in this earth must know what is this... Ok introduce briefly... Prison Break season1 is the best season of american drama that i have seen.. Nice plot... Interesting story line and the suspense make me cant stop going one episode after episode and the damn director is so irritating always end at the very exciting the part.. Two thumbs UP! Season 2 and 3 is for me so so only not really very nice but season 4!!! Even though the whole story doesnt sound quite logic but just ignore the bug and enjoy the way the actors present... I like the character Michael Scofield.. I mean the characteristic not the face ok... He has a brilliant brain(thanks to the editors) but he is so unlucky all the time... Everytime he comes out with some good idea but definitely thr are some obstacles tat will stop him down... But yet he dint just give up and still fight for it and goes till the end... Even though he is dead at d end of season4 due to unknown reason but his life is so interesting and meaningful... He sacrifices himself in order to free everyone and fight for justice and happiness for his friends, brother and the one he loves... Nice ending and this time really no more season5 already unless the editor want him to break out from the hell and tat time who the hell will go and watch?

2. 超级星光大道5
自从星光一班曝红后，我就没再追下去了，可能是对2，3，4班的选手没有特别喜欢的关系（除了梁文音）。但最近又在追看星光5了，这一季比较有看头了，至少发现了几个特别出众的。支持杨骏文!样貌对我不是主要原因，我很喜欢他声音的魅力，会让你很想很想一直听下去。还有他诠释歌曲很有个人的风格，只要再加强技巧，肯定会红。（讲到我好像很PRO酱haha... 不可以meh,讲一下会死啊？lol）But至少as一个观众他给我的印象是最深刻的。当然还有不少也是唱到sipek好的， like孙自佑，徐咏琳and bla bla bla... 所以讲有才华的人就去参加比赛展现出来，不要像有些人cincai做几首烂歌，里面加几句废话、粗话、乱乱shot人，以为很lansi酱，还show上Youtube，不懂在威个屁！Na去学学人家，要红就要有实力肯付出努力，而不是埋怨一大堆，做到自己很惨来bok同情。Huh seems like I first time teach good lesson ler... Not bad not bad got improvement... Come read my blog can turn u into a good human being better than go moral lesson right..

3. 再写下去就写不完了lo.. 你以为我很得空mer? Haha this time really need to go study dy.. Tomorrow got exam la wei... I think not only me always got the ambition to KILL and Rape(optional) the one who created Exam. Contect me if u find him... Kk till here... Bye...

Me

2009-05-03T05:22:00.000-07:00

I lost my mind
I am crazy and perhaps stupid

Not Die Yet!!!

2009-04-18T06:41:00.000-07:00

Hi! Halo! 你好!

Good news: WHen u see this post which means CHEW LAI KEAN masih hidup!!! Ok pai se la 2 months din update... Too busy recently go to ~~sex party~~ CLASSes and spend too much time with my lap top... YA DOTA ist drug!! EVIL!! waste of time!!! addictive!!!! BUT FUN! This reason is good enought to beat the other disadvantages... Play until no time study and skip "a small amount" of classes... BUT the worst ist... I have a special ability... I can dream phantastically... Sometime my dreams are so nice until i can actually enjoy to dream just like watching movie in GSC... I am not bull shiting ok... When i do something during the day and at night i will dream about it again and again(provided i slept tat night)... So when i play too much dota then the whole night is damn tiring because i am running in the jungle and stun stun stun!!! Oh god... SO the solution ist... USE NAGA SIREN haha... den i can sleep well... OK CUT CUT CUT!!!

So what have i done in this 2 months... Ok 1st of all... COntinue from the carrot dick story... As revenge another version of dick is established.. Haha Moral of the STory is... If u offer ppl a dick u will get a dick back as well... OMG sounds so gay... I mean if u force someone to suck urs later u have to suck his back... Which sounds gay oso... Haha... U guys wont understand until u let mr. L** know when is ur birthday... OK.. prepare to see???

Next thing to say... YEAH I went to LONDON wakaka... Oi London ler... Listen from young until now only got chance to see and feel the place... SO... I feel......... "CHeh"... Lol joking! YA London is really nice.... Lots of historical buildings and musuems... I like tower bridge and tower of london... A nice place to go for holiday but not to live coz no nice food like in MALAYSIA... Oh god i start to miss foods in malaysia jor... So photos in London coming cz i haven copy out from my camera gok... Till here... See u... ( predict less than 2 months) haha... TAKE CARE DUDES...

Nach einem Monat...(After one month)

2009-02-09T08:38:00.000-08:00

Hehe 不知不觉 one month in here d.. Wat? Write the title in German cannot a? I like... Haha nola juz joking.. German not good cannot tayang... Well 2day mission is to crap what had i done for the past one month here... Wat did I do? Okok man man lai...

1. Study in the 1st day of Chinese New Year...
When u guys are having angpau and saying gong xi fa cai or playing poker and mahjung, the pity me is trying to keep my eye open in the german lesson... Huh 1st time in my life din celebrate new year.. SUMMORE nid 2 study the interesting german grammer...

"Nvmla bro... No pain no gain ma..." said sum1..
"Yalo no sex no baby ma..."
"Nowadays got test tube baby d.. No nid sex oso can..."

New year no cookies, no firework, no feeling like new year... Huh summore when look at ppl picture in facebook... TRIPPLE KILLED...

Just read an article in wikipedia... There written when chap goh meh girl throw orange to river and guys throw banana as a symbolic or pray for a relationship... Haha damn funny...

A question: Why orange and banana? It doesnt make any sense unless the shape of the fruits look slightly alike with a part of their body... Opps Not my fault ok... I juz make assumption according to the observations... Scientific spirit ok...

Ya but if i would nid to do tat next time, I will throw a DURIAN haha waiting for someone to throw MANGOSTEEN... Fruit king and fruit queen ma dis only make sense ok... Orange and banana? Do u expect d banana to stuck inside the orange o on d other way round? HAHA.. But the torns of the durian will definitely do a great job by attract the mangosteen and perhaps mangosteensss(plural)...

2. Watching tv dramas...
After coming here i jz realise how important a subtitle to me... Ya exactly the programme in Germany got no subtitle even in german... So sometime after watching the whole movie juz can understand roughly through the gesture.. The only scenes tat can understand without subtitle is the kissing and f***ing part... Some movies juz doing these are shown in tv.. Y not? Summore not censored... High megapixels quality guarrentied..

BUT due to the highly moral value in my deepest heart and as a holy mind thinker, i ~~DID~~ DIN watch...

Haha.. actually having lots of fun watching american dramas... HOUSE is damn cool... Highly recommended...

3. Hock Seng's birthday..
1st... Happy birthday to him... 2 pieces d lo...
2nd i would like to announce to everyone in this earth about a dangerous person which u all should keep a distance away from him when birthday or April fool...
MR L** *** ****(Haha after must consideration i censor his name cz later the porn company will hire him to be the director... But i think those study in KBU noe who he is)
Ic no.6793946424746 Sex:Male
His dangerous level is equal to every prisoners tat kept under the Quantanomo prison haha... Juz joking la... This guy ho give a cock to ppl as birthday present... Dun believe?

Haha.. 1st give him a big applause for his creativity(waste the carrot and mayo)... and actually thx him for bringing us lots of fun tat nite... Actually there are much more victims in Malaysia is "forced" by him to have another type of "blowjob" instead of blowing candle during their birthday... Destroy the nice cake...
GOOD NEWS is his birthday is coming... WAKAKA... Tat y he behaves recently so good and polite hopefully we forget all the 罪孽 that he had done.. BUT IMPOSSIBLE... Now i urge everyone tat wanna revenge plz drop ur idea on my chatbox how 2 finish him during his birthday...
I will den try my best to ~~vanish his virginity~~(opsss) ~~give him a blowjob~~(oppsss opsss) let him regret the sin tat he had convicted haha... T
The one who come out with most cruel idea will receive a latest BMW as reward...
Mr L** *** **** is planning to run away d i think haha...

haha i think i have to stop here 1st... More updates of pics coming... Just finish my presentation 2day den the lecturer told us tat we gota not easy exam in dis weekk... HAMI??? Sipek sien... zzz
And i wish every JPA 2008 KBU australien boudn student and rui ming and melissa a save journey and happy life in australia... Before go must show off another german word... Auf Wiedersehen... Astallavista Baby

KBU Memories~~~

2009-01-11T07:00:00.000-08:00

Spent whole afternoon for this... Hope u all like it... Friendship Forever lu~~~
Can go my facebook 2 copy this image... There bigger and clearer...

Turning Point

2009-01-09T10:49:00.000-08:00

8th Jan 2009 -- After a one and a half year of "hardwork", and undergo an informative and motivative camp, we are finally permitted to fly to Germany on this day!!! Time flies... Juz not long ago, I m still a newbie hanging around pj looking for KBU... and now at KLIA waiting to fly liao... Sum1 asked me before dis, y u choose go to German? "Dunno.." Nice answer.. "Short and sweet like ladies skirt..."

First of all, I would like to thx Jayvian, Jia Hui and Khong Hern for sending me away from Malaysia at KLIA and the presents given. I do appreciate it and really thx for the coming and the support.

And of coz to my family as well. Thx and miss alot...

After 13 hours of torturing flight, we finally reached frankfurt airport... Before get out from the plane we already put on the winter clothes as we were informed that the temperature tat time is -12C... Huh... Cold~very Cold~damn COLD... The moment we stepped out from the airport... Waaa... smoke come out from mouth every time u breathe... Sipek song at the beginning... AFter 5 sec all run inside the bus liao... Cannot tahan la wei... hand oso become hard liao...

Then we go to Koeln by bus, another 3 hours journey... Zzz sit until ass come out smoke... On the way, we stopped at Burgerking to pay water bill... But... 50 Cents... WAt?! not RM is EURO...(Stunned by Slardar 4 sec) Diu lo.. Go toilet one time about rm2,50.. Can eat 5 packs of Nasi Lemak liao... In another word, we are using 5 packs of nasi lemak to exchange a place to pee... So all forget about it... Go out take photos...

Only a while... really betahan d.. again quickly run into bus... One important thing... In germany u must enjoy the feeling of wearing and take off clothes... Y? Ok..

Come out from plane(wear), go inside airport take luggage(take off), go out from airport to bus(wear again), inside bus(sure take off la hot like hell), go burgerking xu xu(wear), go inside bus continue journey (take off), reach CDC (wear again), go inside CDC(take off), go to conference room for briefing (wear again), inside conference room(take off), on d way to hostel(wear again), reach hostel(take off), go for orientation tour(wear wear wear), back for rest(take off), go out for dinner(wear pulok)...

U count la how many times i nid 2 take off and wear the winter clothes in a day... Therefore i should go back to malaysia to sell bak zhang as i so skillful in turning myself into a During the orientation tour, we were taught to use the train thr, where to find food and hw to go from hostel to where where where.. Must thx shirling for the info she taught me really useful, at least i can reach CDC only one station away using S-Bahn(4 minutes) instead of go to change train 2 times(20 minutes)... Zzz... Haha i can sleep until very late d lo since it is so near college... Wakaka... And becoz staying here we can excess the internet straight away after paying 20 Euro (auchh~~) monthly(double auch- auch~auch~) But better la at least I wont miss my beloved dramas... (Prison breaking~~~)

After told by Shirling i baru noe here got owen n microwave and washing machine summore haha.... Not bad la wei... Will post photos on my accommodation next time...

U noe how 5.30pm in Koeln looks like? Nah
Oi abang... Not even until 6pm already so dark liao... The next day 8 sth only got sunlight... Aiyo...

Okla till here... Will keep update more... (Thx for jetlag give me d chance 2 blog as i wake up at 3am in d morning... ZzZ)

Kiss Goodbye

2009-01-04T21:10:00.000-08:00

想了很久终于决定用华语写比较好，看到酱悲情的 Title 就知道我不是在讲废话 OK， Serius！认真... No Joke! No WTF!

OK！

WTF！时间过到真的sipek快，还有3天就要飞了，haiz 曾几何时出国读书对我来说只是一个梦, 一个遥不可及的奢求，不明白？OK example:就好像一个猪扒想要嫁给王力宏这样荒谬！作文就写的多--某某某经过一番寒窗，终于守得云开，如愿以偿出国到美国牛津深造。哈哈哪一个SOHAI讲牛津在美国酱蠢的？

笑屁啊？我咯！

music*美国、英国傻傻分不清楚，剑桥、牛津傻傻分不清楚！*

做么？不可以meh? Discrimination a? 打架啊？@#$*&^% *censored*

OI！Serius！

肺腑之言：收拾行李时可以忘了带寒衣、遗漏掉电脑，但是与你们之间的回忆却非带去不可！Since 小学到中学，我们渡过了种种的喜怒哀乐，甜的、苦的、淫的、快乐的、忙碌的、神经的、还有不可告人的，都值得收藏。很谢谢这一路走来陪伴着我的损友们，很感激你们给予的一切回忆和误导，还有一起共享的回忆，我一定会铭记于心，不管去到世界任何一个角落，我都会随身携带，反正都不会overweight的吗，要带嘛带罢了咯。。。

言归正传，还有一样东西是非带不可的--- teng teng teng teng...

故事的由来是酱的：昨天我&Friends 在Secret Recipe WTF 的时候，(ok不要误会 WTF=Waiting The Food), 他们就送了这份礼物给我！在这里真的要谢谢所有人，尤其是debbie，很多东西都画到很美，and jun, carrie, sheen, etc etc etc... 那一刻真的很感动。。打开里面看看，很多留言和照片，谢谢everyone... 这是我一身中收过最有意义、最有心思的礼物，再次谢谢你们！！ Terima Kasih, 多谢晒，Vielen Dank, aligato(spelling correct?), ... 最surprise的是at the end 还有林老师的祝福，多谢咯！！

After读完大家的留言后，我才发现原来大家都对我的健康很关心。不信？HUh! 以为我Blow Cow 啊？他们教我要防AIDS！=.="' Apala！！我去读书的ler, 你们以为我去做牛郎meh? Haha... Shhhh 不要乱spread ler，等下我的股票掉就真的TMD... 又以为我骂粗话啊？aiyo 不要小人之心拉，TMD= Tragedy of Malaysian's Dailylife... 哈哈，我这种文化的化身哪里会酱不顾Image...

Okla 肺话讲完，是时候发表一些哲理了...

cLk to KIAMBANG:
大家收手吧！不要再执迷不悟了！你们没有看到Uncle Low的下场吗？你看他在KL给人dap到sot jor，每天吃完东西就把剩的全部lou mai一块！！哈哈。JK 啦。。酱型的Persatuan那里可以解散的，uncle low 是special case.. 他是该打的wakaka... 虽然我是里面最不kiam的，但我还是酱support你们！！Come on, go go go!!!

cLk to Jun: Thx alot la really must say for everything... Know u for so many years liao, see u from a child become got white hair de ow lady(i din say old a), really happy to have a friend like u... And I wish u all d best and good luck on d way to India... Remember next time i go find u cabut gigi give me 50% discount lo...

cLk to Debbie: Thx again for the book and the countdown party... I do appreciate all of it and must thx u and also hope u dun mind tat i always make fool of u... zzz... Haha now big girl jor la. At d end must wish u also all de best in ur studies in Singapore and everything u do...

cLk to Khong Hern: Haiz really dunno wat 2 say u... Take Care la dun get beat can liao haha... Thx for being my friend and I really enjoy every moments spending together with u all...

cLk to Carrie: Aiyo lipo... haha i guess after i leave no one will call u like this liao... I oso must thx you for all the discount u beri all the time and also the last few days spending together and has the sacred job as the photographer... Thx again for all the photos and remember o be confident to urself and lastly wish u all d best in ur further studies... Keep in touch lo...

cLk to Jia Hui: Sit together in class 2 years jor, 得罪damn alot of ppl 2gether haha really and all the jokes... Remember dun so noisy k next time in tuition as lai fang said u r the noisiet de when tuition(Haha! Actually is me lar... =.=''') Hopefully all u wish may come true and dun give up 2 achieve ur dream...

cLk to Sheen: Haiz ah sheen ah sheen... 加油啦！！！Dun so "hiao" a... Study 1st ok... I noe u dai ka je...seng mok lui lai de la... Haha

cLk to Jayvian: If i forget to write her ho, she will scold me until earthquake happen.. haha u a dun so forgetful n clumsy jor la... and and and remember ur sacred ambition to be a "budget" student... Take good care of urself la..

cLk to others: Take Care and all the best!!!

懒出汁~~

2008-12-29T04:16:00.000-08:00

刚刚Sign In Blogspot 时才发现有一大堆的Post都只写道一半，或者才开头就半途而废了。。。

Haiz bo pian 啦，

写道理又被 complain 讲 SIEN...

写人坏话骂粗话又不能，尤其写 Malaysia 的，怕被IXA请去喝KOPI，搞下搞下上几天头条，分分钟还红过林俊杰...

写关于 Lecturer 的坏话，怕被针对给 Assignment 低低分，要写好话又 KANASAI，写大便meh... (Especially to OLD SHOES)

写最近发生的趣事又没有灵感，不懂怎样写才不会被人留comment骂CB, lame, lap sap, noob, kanasai... 想来想去=0，就这样几个月没有update 咯...

最大的原因，还是因为懒，is LAZY la 不要想歪... 就知道你们看到Title就会Yam笑...

所以咯到最后什么鬼都没写道，hehe不是我的错啊...

回来了酱久，大多数时间都待在家里，有时就出去跟朋友做傻一下，比如跑去沙滩像傻佬酱乱跳乱喊乱乱来，不然就在家看戏，打GAme，吃饭，睡觉，刷牙，新陈代谢，排泄 etc

几天前成绩出了，还OK啦，不OK也没有办法，谁叫考试前还整天跑去ambrozia打dota，maple
自己拿来的，不能怪别人
要就怪那些SOHAI出到酱死鬼难的废问题...
爽到自己辛苦别人，跟强奸犯有什么不同？

“辛苦”了一年半，终算有个小结局，当中的甜酸苦辣也都尝试过了...
被骗了许多次，才学乖，在KL一年半就进过几次警局，反而在KT十多年了都没试过...
被谁骗？
多咯... Taxi Driver 啦、卖榴莲的啦、还有College... =.="'

当然不是只有被骗，我们也常骗人的...就好像Assignment，Internet 一下就gaodim了啦...
难的不是怎样做Assignment，而是怎样弄到明明是从Internet Copy&Paste的，改到好像是几天没有睡觉想到脑爆才想出来的...
演技要一流，去交Assignment时要bok同情一下，头发要弄到乱乱，眼睛要好像开不到酱，当然要称赞Lecturer给的Assignment很有难度，Internet都找不到，给他SS一下，出来Staff room了，就dai ci啦... hehe

Weekend搞什么？
多咯...睡觉、去GSC看戏、不然有时就下KLpou、不然就留在家等吃、等睡、等屎...
读书？哈哈放屁！！(Only applicable for me) 每次朋友都会问：“Oi，你们这些人ho，是不是去到哪里都拿书读的？” LJ!!! （不要以为我骂粗话，LJ=LameJoke，我很有文化的OK）书一定有读啦，but是要考试了才读咯，每天读，读毒毒，脑坏啊！不能讲没有读wo，等下被人骂Lansi... Sipek sien...

OKla 今天的屁就放到这里，改天再放。。。

Independence

2008-06-10T05:32:00.000-07:00

Yahooo~~ Finally the torturing exam week is over... Overall still okla but got some really damn fool mistakes made... So regret din prepare earlier... if not should have done better. Btw hope the result come out is satisfying lo...

After exam went for a nice lunch in Seoul Garden... Not bad... i like some food there very much especially the so-called "八宝" got Dragon-i's standard... Not bad... And those food nice 2 eat oso... Jz like the combination of BBQ and Steamboat... And the price is reasonable too... Highly recommended... Eat until stomach become double the original size before went in haha... 夸张ler.. Like tat only worth ma if not wat call buffet.

After that i realise i lost my key... Damn everyone go back dy no ppl got key dy.. Cham sine when i become like hong jayvian a? haha... Wat to do... Call the warden lo... Who know he belebe me watlau eh... Like i owe him how many billion like that... Open door for me only ma he say until like wan go to save people in Si Chuan so busy... Wat the heck... lame management... Luckily he came finally and opened the door for me... haiz no key cannot lock the door for few days luckily i going back dy the next day....

Night time planned to watch lord of the ring v zhen xun who noe watch until half cannot watch dy... he said I 带屎.. damn him.. End up i went back 2 watch movie at my room... Next morning we both went 2 college.. I wanna return book and he wanna took his bike... DAMN kbu closed... WAT the.... Waste my time n energy 2 cycle there but luckily haha coz zhen xun need to walk wakaka...

After tat went to SS2 eat dim sum and buy some bak gua back kt... U noe la kt ulu place no bak gua sell 1... Going back tonight yeah yeah... After that rush back and keep my bag... watlau eh be4 i going out it rained... Stupid bu weather.. always rain at the wrong timing... No choice have 2 carry den dunno how many tonnes bag go to one u and get a taxi to kelana jaya... Luckily finally reached LCCT in the nick of time... Juz 5 minutes be4 the check-in counter closed... Wooo.... Next time must go earlier if not miss the flight sure kena scold till die...

Next station... Reach kt lor... really many things had changed and the legendary stadium finally built and is used by SUKMA now... unfortunately dun have change to go and see haiz now SUKMA oso finished dy wanna see oso cant lor... The stadium really nice.. Should have a change to go n viist... But so sui la i dunno sport de ppl dun even have change 2 participate in any grant competiiton...:( haiz wat 2 do... born like dis...

Now... waiting for those kiam kaki back kt lo.. FASTER back la very sien nih... Hong jayvian how dare u go wet in kl until 16 jz bacck... haiz cant meet u liao lo...

Awesome become aweful~~~

2008-05-10T10:16:00.000-07:00

Well this will be quite a long story... 2day is Lester's birthday.... "clapss" Happy 18th birthday!!! U are now egal to do any thing... Even he spend his half day by sleepeing + dota-ing, we manage 2 celebrate with him at New Paris in SS2 in night... 10 of us went together but unluckily some of us were cheated by taxi driver again... AGAIN!!! This is not the 1st time happen among us jpa scholar after study in kl... We kena once before in bukit bintang... (rm40 for a 5 minutes ride and even sent us 2 the wrong destination.).. I kena once in klia...(rm40 to go lcct from klia... damn it) 2day even worse... rm20 from bandar utama to ss2... WTF??!!! So 4 of us kena katok but luckily the rest of us managed to get another 2 nice taxi and pay for only rm5.++ to reach there...

*Siao liao arh... Lin Lao Hia!! U thought we are students easy bluff and nice to bully isit??? We give u bussiness u still so greedy!!! Go to hell la... See u can bring the money down or not! U need money we students no need money isit??? CCB...

But then we have a nice dinner in New Paris... Wow delicious... N the price is very reasonable or we can say cheap!!! We ate a lot alot alot there and very satisfy... See the photos..

Just some of them coz cant wait to eat so lazy take d haha... really delicious
Haha this is non halal 1 but really nice.. OMG add 5kg d...

After that came the aweful thing... Ah Perng wanted to eat durian after so long din taste the nice tropical fruit king... Then we looking for durian stall but end up only can find a small n dark dark de stall... We later found a taxi den some of us go back to one utama 1st(including me)... Afterwards they went back for durian... Haiz nowadays really ki siao dy... How much u guess for one durian? ... after they ate one durian... erm should say only half durian coz half rotten dy... the boss say... RM58!!!! Diao!!! One durian rm58??? no no no... Half rotten durian rm58??? Diu lo...

*What happen to this society nowadays??? Durian oso sell 58 ringgit??? WAT THE TUT!! Jiak sai la... The durian seller make sure u dun marry and have son later ur son got no asshole!!! (forgive me for the rudeness) Really betahan!!!

According to lester there was another water fish kena katok rm198 for 2 durians... AFter tat the guy ask the telephone number from the durian hawker... Hope the water fish is tai lou and bring his macai to chop the hawker into slices...

Do you think thisa is the end of story?? U r wrong!! Ah perng showed him tat he only have rm30+ in his wallet no more money... The sohai(durian hawker) take the durian kbife and put on his neck... call him to take off his trouser if he no money to pay... Cilakak.... U see?? Can u imagine tat??? Cheat people still wan treathen people... If i got kong fu... I will beat the f*cker until his mother oso cant recognise him... Its true OK!!! Knife on neck!!! Can u imagine how tat time?? But bravo ah perng not being frighten... The sohai hawker become so geram and so aggresive and angry... Luckily kai siang calmed them down and then paid the CCB and went away.. Then later went to police station and made police report... Then....

So conclusion:
(a) The durian hawker should be executed... Hehehe... No die oso waste oxygen only...
(b)(c) Happy birthday to Lester!!!
(d) Sorry for all the insulting words if irritate the readers....

Hooray~~~

2008-05-02T21:00:00.000-07:00

I like holidays... Yesterday went to sunway pyramid.. thx ah loon for tumpang me.... Meet jun jun and jayvian at 1st... haha hong jayvian is getting into "L" world i think... OMG jayvian u better dun touch ur head after ur hair grow longer... If not really up boy down girl... haha... Jun jun erm okla got 义气, even alvl exam is coming she still come out with us... After a while shaun fook finallz arrived... Cilakak la him say wan bring gf come end up only himself appear... Deng!! N he is getting thinner....SIpek thin ler..

After that we went for lunch in shobu shobu... Eat stimboat... haha having lots of fun there chatting and crapping... Pok pek pok pek non stop... After that we eat ice cream as dessert... The ice cream looks damn disgusting OMG... I said its cappuccino flavour but jun insists said is yam... Then i said:"我们不同的杯咯。" Jun give me a sipek zha dao answer... "都是同一个地方挖的嘛！" Haiz.... Tat jun... memang la... hahah..

After damn full finished all the food, jun suggested to go red box... WHAT?! hehe ya we 5 ppl(me, ah loon, jayvian, jun, fook) end up go to red box... Have to wait for half an hour only got room... So we lepak there and play video call... Haha everyone can but only jun de hp cannot cz haven activated.. :p (but she video call me 2day early in the morning kacau me sleep... Darn her...) After that we get a big room haha... Damn syok... Sang for 3 hours non-stop.... and me.. drink and eat the snack nonstop until tat jayvian rampas it from me...

Ah Jun

Me and ah loon

Jayvian and ah fook

Coz too dark and busy k song so din take much photos...

After red box... time 2 say bye bye lo... sent ah fook to ktm... haiz so fast hor wan farewell liao... Den went sunway college to look for some books(the main objective) but end up found nothing.. Hinzz... Again thx to ah loon for sending me back... Huhu... what a nice day..

Arghhh~~~

2008-04-30T23:02:00.000-07:00

Look at my blog tittle also know i am not really in good condition la haha... Btw i apologise for the 1st post in 2008 at such a late date haha... Labour day!!! I really need rest after so many tests and assignment come 2 "seduce" me for 4 months... Got think bout to go back kt after since the last time i stepped in the land in kt was when CNY... such a long time.... Miss home... Btw i still got loads of works haven done yet so better stay here relax rather than rush here rush backk...

Ok back to my life here... How was it? Many things happen in this 4 months, including those happy events and also some tulan events... Y i said so? Dun wan 2 describe here la... Hope this can be solved one day... N i noe the day is coming.. haha... In this 4 months, i already bius with tests already... OMG average i got at least one test per week... COME ON... I WAN TO KI SIAO DY... What 2 do??? Have 2 always study and another disaster HOMEWORK never leave me alone... ARghhh... Really stressful life here... Plus other factors like sick la, stupids events done by some disasters... SO CONCLUSION... one word.... international word...

Haha no offence...

Christmas Eve~~

2007-12-30T10:30:00.001-08:00

Waa 2day sipek many ppl... U noe the meaning of people mountain people sea? See this...

got emperor summore tu... dun play play hehe... all with nice hats

Well the whole night spending talking our experience for dis half year.. including critic our own college and belebe to the lecturer... Not every1 la onli me haha... Btw so nice to meet more ppl tat never see for long time... alot alot.. like timothy la dis hantu in help so near oso din see him.. and so sad lipo dis hantu go kuantan cant join us...

Pic 1: clk + timothy + debbie + jun jun

pic 2: who took my hat??? eh debbie du banyak sibuk la haha..

hehe all wear red... purposely dun wan tell shaun fook... tai sei la.. noe himself dark dy still wear black.

y many ppl din open their eyes de? (ah sheen ah loon debbie n william)... New trend isit? Bloody hell din ajok me.... haha

huh debbie qiang jing tou ho... Haha btw must thx her n miss jayvian for all those pictures captured and uploaded...

Merry Christmas~~~

I like KT... :)

Finally... Set Kiambang rocks again....

2007-12-30T09:24:00.000-08:00

As i said in previous post.. After endure lots of predicaments we(set kiambang's member) finally meet each other!... Honestly friendship is one of the most important elements in our life... We meet each other since primary sch... Our friendship did not start v friend but enermy... A lot of things happen between this period... We come from different places(gong badak, kt town, padang midin, wakaf tapai) but end up meet each other... .. Luckily i m awarded 2 own dis friendship tat coloured my secondary sch life... Watlau eh y i write so rou4 ma2 de things har?? But its all truth... Although we r getting farer from each other, i still hope tat our friendship is tied tightly... I believe we will never forget the accumulated precious memories we had before... Of coz after so long we never meet, we still doing back the same thing tat we like the most... TAKING PHOTOS...

Photo 1

1 go taylor, 1 stuck in kbu, 1 sot in ktt, 1 hiao in sunway(jb), 1 celup in kmp
and NOW together in KT!!!

Photo 2:

Up Left 1 (Jun Jun) currently remain so yam in ktt
Up Left 2 (Debbie) still a good activity planner
Up Left 3 (Jia Hui) now do so well in matric
Down Left 1 (Khong Hern) still so like 2 zak ppl (no change)
Down Left 2 (me) hehe i think u all dun wish 2 see wat i comment bout myself rite...
i scare u all got nightmare later....

Photo 3:

Y got 6 ppl de? Haha yala our "beloved" miss hong merajuk after zha1 gei1(holding the camera) for whole night but din take any photo v her... N i found tat dis lee jia hui ho so like 2 qiang3 jing4 tou2 now... Wear sharp colour n purposely stand in fron abit... Xin ji zhong betul... Under the moonlight... Nice view... One prudent question... "Why are we so gemilang?" i not bza ok... we are so gemilang becoz we are standing in fron JALUR GEMILANG... swt..
(Congrats mr clk u r awarded nobel prize for ur great contribution to global warming.)

Photo 4:

Look at our face... All the normal human smile only got 3 monster dunno act wat. Monster A lee jia hui... Eh wan u smile nid 2 pay isit har every photo no smile... U owe ah long money ar??? Monster B: Tan kean hui... u act wat cute at show ur tongue? den wan show show all la show abit abit sexy isit?? haha.. Chin loon come on i noe u very tulan cz ah jun back kt ma bt oso no nid act like dis de ok... give some smile... Haha no offence ok juz for entertainment purpose...

SO... Conclusion is no conclusion.... Thx

Wooo~~~ Merry Christmas

2007-12-27T06:56:00.000-08:00

So happy on 24th dec 2007, christmas eve.... Really have a great time in kt.. Took lots of photo but i din receieved from debbie gok so cant post up here... Will be post up as soon as possible... Define soon... Ok paiseh ya really long time din updated my blog dy but i promised will be conclude my half eyar life in kbu be4 2007 end haha...

SET KIAMBANG finaly reunion... So so so hard to meet each other since jun i thk... Y? holiday different day lo... So hard 2 meet up v jia hui tat stuck in matriks and have different holiday v me... every time i back kt she back kuantan... I thk she purposely de... Debbie? Aiya wan see her senang la... She is PBSM ma... PBSM - Pergi Balik Setiap Minggu.. Haha.. Jun? Dis girl only back on Deepavali... KH? He stay so damn far from kt now... SOMEMORE he only got lesen "L" L=Lembu haha... But on 23th dec we finally reunion wooooo lets put ur hand together.... Haiz but i thk the chance 2 reunion will getting lesser as time grow lo... But nvm appreciate wat we have now and enjoy be4 it go.... We took damn lots of pic and i will post up when the "T-80 owner" send 2 me tat photos....

Be4 went back kt i brought damn lots of exercises 2 do when holiday here becoz when i back on jan i have 2 sit ielts dy but.... haha u noe la my name is LK ma... Its actually Lazy Kean... End up with i din even finished one set of the exercises till now... HOw die?? U ask me i ask who... Like tat die lo... Arghhh y i get injured ler??? If i din get injured den i ma can take and get rid of ielts earlier lo... Cilakak... Haiz nasib la... Hope everything tat bad will go follow 2007 and luck will lut me on 2008.... Yeah~~~~~

Not really in good mood these days coz sth stuck in my mind... But nvm i oledi thk off dy... Something really cant force and have 2 accept the fact... I hope tat i will be forgived... Thx for those who willing to listen 2 me and help me... :) I m alrite now....

My blog is resurrect!!! 1st topic -- Ein schöner Tag

2007-11-03T19:17:00.000-07:00

I would like to solemnly declare tat laikean89@blogspot.com is now resurrect!!! First of all i would like 2 apologize for such a long time din update my blog because i m damn lazy.. However due to ur "respectable" Miss Hong Jayvian keep on urging me to update my blog and finally i did it... I have deleted my previous posts becoz i found that they are quite memboringkan so i would try 2 make the coming posts as interesting as possible!!!

The first thing i would like 2 post about is my last weekend... A day trip... We (7 ppl) went through an unbelieveable experience on that day... 1st we went 2 eat bak kut teh.. OMG very nice.. U will never have try dis taste in kt.. Realli.. Those kaki bak kut teh can plz sms me if u wan 2 go haha.. After tat we went 2 Beryl Chocolate Farm... Huhu.. "chocolate" the enermy of ppl overweight and wan 2 keep fit.. Of coz it is oso my enermy due to the second reason. Hehe.. We bought a lot of special chocolate and of coz ate alot of sampel chocolate too... And we took a damn nice pic v MR COW...

Suddenly some of us end up with very horny and started 2 looking for breast... I m not joking.. It is true... Dun believe? See with ur naked eyes.. Remember ya naked eyes...

Its cow's breast of coz... Nice to see but not nice 2 touch hehe....

After a confusion there, we next "berangkat" to Lowyat to take "Honai" digital cam coz we will definitely use it to full 2nite.. After tat we went 2 star hill... Watlau eh... Dun play play la there really sipek high class.. Even u pee there oso feel comfortable... Hehe but of coz we din buy even a piece of air there juz take alot of silly pictures...

Come on man i got malaysian study exam 2molo... SO till here then... BB

Set Kiambang

2007-06-07T08:50:00.000-07:00

Well in the 1st post i would like to introduce about Set Kiambang. This lame club consists of only 5 members but dun look down on us.. If u step on our tails i think u would prefer to step on a bomb couse we are more dangerous than bomb. Dun believe? Have a try. Hehe let see 5 of the Kiambang-ers.

Back(left to right)-jun jun, debbie, jia hui
Front(left to right)-khong hern, lai kean

"Kiambang" is such a beautiful word. "Kiam" means find trouble no matter u are right or not. Perhaps dis is the new vocabulary tat u all maybe dunno but "bang" would be more familiar.. "Bang" is pronounce in Hokkien means mosquito. Which means we are as dangerous as mosquito and can cause dengue fewer. Therefore we hate Ridsect..(cold joke) As ur knowledge KIAMBANG can be defined in other way oso which K-kejujuran, I-ikhlas, A-amanah, M-menghormati, B-berdikari, A-adil, N-nafsu and G-gigih. Every words seem like very nice except for N-nafsu, the nafsu here means all Kiambang-ers have the lust to say out the truth.. Its not a joke.. better dun play play.. even phua chu kang oso dun dare to say the best in terengganu coz he might die after he meet us..

Now is the turn to introduce each of our member...

1st would be our set kiambang's president, Mr Low Khong Hern.
Age: 18

Status: Single(perhaps not i duno)
Location: subang-taylor college

Ok well his is very skilful when condemn ppl. From his attitute we can actually know his healthy condition. If he insult people non-stop means tat he is very damn healthy. He will onli praise someone sporadically when he is something wrong or he is planning bigger embarrassment to his victim. His victims comes from all categories including friends, enermies and also teachers. But he is very helpful and willing to help ppl oso.. A big applause for him. (Guess y i say like dis? cause I dun wanna be his next victim :) )

Next our vice president, "Cik" Debbie Tang Chia Chia
Age: 18
Status: Available
Location: JB

I think she should thx me for posting such a nice picture for her. But after reading all coming contents i think she will change her mind kekeke. This girl is a great activities organiser. She incharge every meetings and parties. Cant deny that she have a good and nice voice so dun surprise 1 day u might see her poster at CD-RAMA but not slimming products for sure hehe. Sometimes she is quite stubborn and crazy. Guess what her malay name.. Debirah Tang Binti Abdullah. Pizza Hut is her favourite. I wonder everytime she will suggest us to go pizza hut but end up with all the objections. I think the pizza hut manager smile broadly when he sense her appearance there. Dun play play million business ok...

Our secretary Soh Jun Jun

Age: 18

Status: "Queue up 1st la"

Location: KT PM(Perdana Menteri)

SJJ is a precious homosapiens in Malaysia. She always claimed tat she had a handsome boyfriend wearing songkok waiting her at the school gate everyday to fetch her. After our in-depth investigation we found that the guy is John's assistant -- Pak Cik (driving tutor) driving kancil fetch her to train car at Bitara.. Hehe this girl always come out with something shocked.. well after she read this she will swear to strive hard to take all my teeth off... Omg my teeth!!!

Lee Jia Hui --- Treasurer
Age: 17

Status: "U guess ler?"

Location: Kolej matrikulasi Pahang

This girl if i no write as bad as i can i will feel sorry to this society haha. Ok this ppl is the secret weapon of our club. Dun see her face maybe looks kind but once she opens her mouth huh tragedy will occur. Her idol is Jacky Wu and her power is much much stronger than Jacky so u can imagine how her "kungfu"? And she is always the "apple" of teachers' eye. Almost all teachers will shake their head once she steps into the stuff room.. Sometimes she also very "closed" with the teachers hehe..

Ok finish introduction. Eh y seem like lack 1ppl? Ohya left myself. Ok i will say the truth about myself. Do u think tat i am tat kind ppl who keep on critic people but praise myself? I tell u... Yes I am. Hehe... Dun throw stone or egg ok.. Onli will destroy ur monitor haha.. Nola actually i very fair enough de. Now is my turn..

Chew Lai Kean--- the ancestor of set kiambang.. Surprise? Ancestor blogging.. Haha
Age: 18

Status:U r welcome

Location: kuala Turtle (kt)

Ok i think when mention my name every1 will shake their head with the highest amplitute. Maybe due to jealousy coz i m very the most harmful in this club.. U guys know what is sound pollution? Hehe when u see me then u will know. Mr Lee will definitely agree with this as i am the record "breaker". "Breaker" means i break his physic instrucment at the 1st time attend his tuition.. Opps.. It would be mr seah glad when i leave chws coz he know tat the noise in the sch will reduce at least half haha.. Okok i know realli paiseh.. But dis thing hard 2 control de rite hehe. If the meeting of kiambang lack of my sound den... "oso no harm la"said by debbie sjj ljh and lkh...

Last but not least.. Hoping every1 will support our club.. Kindly join KFC-Kiambang Fans Club. Its licking fingers good.

In conclusion, miss u guys very much.. Keep in touch 4ever.. Kiambang rox...

AJK of Set Kiambang + 3 Kiambang's VIP(Ah Sheen, Jhia Yi and Jayvian)