tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-61445122008-01-23T16:34:26.668-06:00Terrible Swede the "Earthy" Lutheran Blog vs The Largest Filipino on Earth vs "The Fluffy"The Terrible Swedehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07705155262354437334noreply@blogger.comBlogger638125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6144512.post-82609994456163063432007-04-02T13:15:00.000-05:002007-04-03T01:35:44.324-05:00You Can't Tell Me......(Dan the Geologist or others) that Martin Luther never once said to Katie Luther, his wife,
"What are you thinking, Bitch?"
Clarification Required (for my safety): I wanted to demostrate the incredibly vast chasm in men's and women's thinking processes. Reference here.
The Terrible Swedehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07705155262354437334noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6144512.post-49173754693557423582007-03-26T11:49:00.000-05:002007-03-26T11:50:52.374-05:00I Will Be Waking......from my drunken stupor and begin blogging soon. Dumbasses are raising their ugly heads again.The Terrible Swedehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07705155262354437334noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6144512.post-1166421498853569232006-12-17T23:51:00.000-06:002006-12-18T00:07:24.506-06:00Two Words That Should Never Be Used Together......"Lutefisk" and "temptation".
The context would be Swedish cookbooks. But does that matter?The Terrible Swedehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07705155262354437334noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6144512.post-1165345357859979732006-12-05T12:08:00.000-06:002006-12-05T13:03:18.926-06:00Metal vs. McCain's Pietism
Since the Dawn of Time
One genre of music has ruled with an iron fist: Heavy Metal
You can't kill the metal
The metal will live on
Punk rock tried to kill the metal
But they failed as they were smited to the ground
New wave tried to kill the metal
But they failed as they were stricken down to the ground
Grunge tried to kill the metal
Hahahahaha they failed as they were thrown to the groundThe Terrible Swedehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07705155262354437334noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6144512.post-1164499922294944062006-11-25T18:08:00.000-06:002006-11-25T18:12:02.296-06:00Gears of War - Mad World (Extended Version)
Verse 1
All around me are familiar faces
Worn out places, Worn out faces
Bright and early for the daily races
Going nowhere, Going nowhere
Their tears are filling up their glasses
No expression, No expression
Hide my head I want to drown my sorrows
No tomorrow, No tomorrow
Chorus
And I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad
These dreams in which i’m dying, Are the best I’ve ever had
I The Terrible Swedehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07705155262354437334noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6144512.post-1164126973181862742006-11-21T10:32:00.000-06:002006-11-21T10:36:13.216-06:00Got This One from Kung Fu Master Reed...The Terrible Swedehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07705155262354437334noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6144512.post-1163978693071393302006-11-19T17:17:00.000-06:002006-11-19T17:24:53.073-06:00Beer with Turkey?!? You Bet!...The caramelized and toasted grain flavors in beer compliment those of roast turkey.
Think of Oktoberfest or brown ale.
Herbal hop additions pair nicely with popular holiday seasonings such as sage.
Think of amber ale or ESB.
The carbonation, fruitiness and balanced bitterness of craft beers stand up to creamy, butter-rich preparations like mashed potatoes, creamed corn and similar fare.
The Terrible Swedehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07705155262354437334noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6144512.post-1163977843847862252006-11-19T16:37:00.000-06:002006-11-19T17:10:44.103-06:00More Macabre......Than you can shake a stick at.
This evening will be filled with more dread for the dead. Wicked Little Things (thanks Mrs. Hamilton for the link!) (official site DNE) is about some little (and ferocious) zombie children.
Then come The Hamiltons (official site here) - the cannabilistic family coming to a neighborhood near you.
Finally, my rapping hero, Snoop Dogg, in his first horror film:The Terrible Swedehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07705155262354437334noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6144512.post-1163975791969419032006-11-19T16:29:00.000-06:002006-11-19T16:36:31.996-06:00This Blog Is Best View With......Mozilla's Firefox or Apple's Safari. Microsoft products suck and can kiss my big round brown ass.The Terrible Swedehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07705155262354437334noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6144512.post-1163879092840364452006-11-18T13:18:00.000-06:002006-11-18T13:44:52.866-06:00Horror Fest 2006...Sweet! Horror Fest came to Wichita at the Premiere Palace and I didn't have to go to Topeka, KS, to see it. Nice.
WTF is Horror Fest? Glad you asked! From the site: "Each year there are movies produced that are never seen by the public. There content is considered too graphic, too disturbing and too shocking for general audiences."
As most of you know, I love horror/slasher movies. I The Terrible Swedehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07705155262354437334noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6144512.post-1163871521402534752006-11-18T11:19:00.000-06:002006-11-19T17:12:26.700-06:00Poker/Beer Tonight...and Dan the Geologist and The Intolerant (the newlyweds and WELS friends) are hosting! Bring a chair and your choice of beer. I always get mine from Goebel's.
Oh! They also have a new blog as a result of their marriage: Random Intolerance.
UPDATE: The vicar kicked our ass.The Terrible Swedehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07705155262354437334noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6144512.post-1163187794858206462006-11-10T13:41:00.000-06:002006-11-10T13:59:26.366-06:00The Church's Function......Dean the Canadian, is not primarily to serve the poor but to rightly administer the Sacraments. Then it can not only help the poor but the whole community.
"Come! Taste and see where I get the gifts of God from!" is true evangelism.The Terrible Swedehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07705155262354437334noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6144512.post-1162993603530231862006-11-08T07:35:00.000-06:002006-11-08T07:52:34.223-06:00To Get A Hold of Me......Please either pick up my email address from my profile (which you may find surprising) that is on the side bar or here.
Or just try this: t (dot) swede (funny symbol) gmail (dot) com.
There's one last way, too: near the bottom of the side bar, WDT "OleLuth777@aol.com": YoungLutheran666@GoingToHell.ComThe Terrible Swedehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07705155262354437334noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6144512.post-1162836900727904352006-11-06T11:44:00.000-06:002006-11-06T12:15:01.170-06:00Albrecht Durer or "A.D."......Is one fascinating artist - his self portraits. We see his artwork every week in our church bulletins. Pr. Brockman likes to use his woodcuts a lot. Pr. Brockman shared with us a book by Durer last Sunday in our Bible hour class. Here's the cover of the book:
We loved it so much we bought our own copy of it here and picked it up yesterday.
Why are Lutherans sympathetic to Durer? The Terrible Swedehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07705155262354437334noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6144512.post-1162308717498733622006-10-31T09:22:00.000-06:002006-10-31T09:34:21.413-06:00Sweet! A Lutheran For Seven Years!On 31OCT1999 (Reformation Sunday) I was officially confirmed into the Lutheran church. Rejoice with me!
I had my first communion with my fellow Lutherans at Grace Ev. Lutheran, in McPherson, KS, on that day. At that time, Kung Fu Master Jeff Williams, throughout the course of a year, had patiently answered my many questions about Lutheranism.
Now, Kung Fu Master Dumperth shepherds there and The Terrible Swedehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07705155262354437334noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6144512.post-1162238069750462642006-10-30T13:40:00.000-06:002006-10-30T14:13:35.336-06:00You Know My Plate Is Full......At school, at work and at home.
But every so often something "eats at me" and I break my busy routine and blog.
Hence, this post.
I've said this before here.
Now, another Lutheran clergyman forsakes his vows and goes East. I don't know Mr. Fenton and don't care to. He is a chicken-shit. Hopefully, the fall-out will be minimal.
He gives up a proper balance of Law and Gospel that The Terrible Swedehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07705155262354437334noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6144512.post-1160967081667463212006-10-15T21:24:00.000-05:002006-10-15T21:51:21.846-05:00Midwest Beerfest Is Fast Approaching......If you're in Wichita best get your ticket fast for the 6th Annual Midwest Beerfest.
This will be Dan the Geologist's and my fourth beerfest.
This will be Nick the Dick's and Jeff the Virgin of Fireworks second beerfest.
The Intolerant will be the noob - her first beerfest.
For the ritzy: there's a 'Sam Adams' beer diner. 5o bucks a head.
For the non-ritzy: the main beer sampling is The Terrible Swedehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07705155262354437334noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6144512.post-1160415337487470372006-10-09T05:31:00.000-05:002006-10-15T20:36:56.616-05:00Compare and Contrast Time (Not For the Light Hearted)......This to that (especially this link).
:pThe Terrible Swedehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07705155262354437334noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6144512.post-1160104023497798602006-10-05T20:56:00.000-05:002006-10-05T22:07:03.670-05:00Today We Celebrate My Wife's First Death......We celebrate her first baptism. We're trying to find out the Kung Fu Master that baptised her years ago.
Here's what our church (and synod) says about Holy Baptism: "What about Holy Baptism?" (downloads PDF)
Another great source:
Q: What is Baptism?
A: Baptism is not simple water only, but it is the water comprehended in God's command and connected with God's Word.
Q: Which is that The Terrible Swedehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07705155262354437334noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6144512.post-1159157372004587892006-09-24T22:02:00.000-05:002006-09-25T09:35:11.523-05:00Addendum......To this post. There are two more practices that these Lutherans think are "too Roman Catholic". These WEEKLY practices are so common to my family's life I take them for granted. Shame on me.
The first is called communion or the Eucharist or the Lord's Supper or Mass.
The second is called private confession and absolution.
If you scorn these two, you're just scorning the free gifts of GodThe Terrible Swedehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07705155262354437334noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6144512.post-1158874792233112782006-09-21T16:33:00.000-05:002006-09-21T16:45:25.420-05:00The Tank Motorcycle......"How Stuff Works" has a nice summary on this new RTV. It's a quick read (2 pages).
I think it may be a viable form of off-roading, though my reservation would be on balance - or at least until your speed is decent. Another would be too much open area of moving parts. We'll see...The Terrible Swedehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07705155262354437334noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6144512.post-1158756025742681532006-09-20T07:37:00.000-05:002006-09-20T07:40:25.766-05:00Cool Tracker......Right now, I'm tracking space shuttle Atlantis. Apparently, you can track almost anything in space with this site. Where's the space junk at?The Terrible Swedehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07705155262354437334noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6144512.post-1158757052733460122006-09-19T07:41:00.000-05:002006-09-20T21:41:27.476-05:00He Aint No Amatuer of Beer......Or Lutheran theology. (Dr. Rev.) Kung Fu Grand Master Kurt Marquart died this morning. Our prayers to the surviving members of his family. He taught at Concordia Theological Seminary.
He was able to baptize his great grandson last night.
Lutherans are big on baptizing.The Terrible Swedehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07705155262354437334noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6144512.post-1158281792841729752006-09-14T19:50:00.000-05:002006-09-14T19:56:32.893-05:00Smear Some Lutheran Doctrine On......Some nihilists - you get an LCMS church.The Terrible Swedehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07705155262354437334noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6144512.post-1158077521012585482006-09-12T23:08:00.000-05:002006-09-12T11:12:01.043-05:00Happy 26th Birtday To My Lovely Wife......I thank God for you. You're still my tangible peace, my unspeakable joy and my equal.The Terrible Swedehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07705155262354437334noreply@blogger.com