tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6132452102543877353.post-48916103553214802692007-10-26T06:20:00.001-04:002007-10-26T06:23:10.713-04:00At 4:55am this morning, an alarm rang inside the National Archives in Washington DC. Police rushed to the scene and immediately formed a perimeter around the building. One squad entered, but came back after only a few minutes. They threw down their firearms and started yelling obscenities.<br /><br />Shortly after, a detective arrived on the scene and entered the building with the squad leader. After only a few minutes, they both emerged to approach the podium set up by the press.<br /><br /><blockquote><br /><b>Reporter1:</b> <i>Detective, can you describe for us what it looks like in there?</i><br /><b>Detective:</b> <i>There's a lot of broken glass inside. I don't think we should open the building to tourists until it is all cleaned up. Smells like Mexican diarrhea ass in there.</i><br /><br /><b>Reporter2:</b> <i>Was anything stolen by the burglar?</i><br /><b>Detective:</b> <i>A document was taken out of its glassed-in cage, but it was not taken out of the building. The thief left it on the floor, but utterly destroyed it.</i><br /><br /><b>Reporter3:</b> <i>Which document was taken, and what happened to it?</i><br /><b>Detective:</b> <i>The United States Constitution was removed from its display case, put upon the floor, and the illegal immigrant took a <a href="http://campaignspot.nationalreview.com/post/?q=NjM1YmE5MDM1NmQxM2JlZmRkODIyM2M2Y2IyYTA4M2M=">massive dump</a> right in the center of it.</i><br /></blockquote>Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13746577780533781992noreply@blogger.com