tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6066190.post-33747184580438189762008-04-24T13:56:00.002-04:002008-04-24T14:00:20.504-04:00I've lost the ability to be polite to door-to-door religion peddlers. They seem to be coming around lately with alarming frequency, so when I opened the door a few minutes ago to two men that were obviously here to sell me on Jesus (the Jesus Christ buttons on their jackets gave them away), I rolled my eyes, called out "I'm not interested" and started closing the door.<br /><br />"Do you know of our message?" the younger of the two called back.<br /><br />Just before the door closed, I yelled back (over my idiotic, barking dogs): "I don't care."<br /><br />Slam. Click. Locked. Gone.<br /><br />Would I get arrested if I met these assholes at the door with a Super Soaker? They're really starting to piss me right off.Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00777107905513926736noreply@blogger.com