tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-60350282007-04-16T21:06:44.531-07:00Love expressed on highway overpassesLet's just call it, "Practical applications of String Theory"Leisure Jackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06339171782427399250noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6035028.post-1168491124719030582007-01-10T19:48:00.000-08:002007-01-10T20:52:04.743-08:00I don't care who you are or what you are doing, you are no doubt listening to "This is Our County..." by John Cougar Mellencamp. It's now mandated by the US government that this be in your head at least 40% of your day. If you think of it any less than this you are subject to being labeled as an enemy combatent and subject to indefinate detainment in Cuba. That shit is on every 3rd commercial Leisure Jackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06339171782427399250noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6035028.post-1109140678130181832005-02-22T15:11:00.000-08:002005-02-22T22:37:58.133-08:00IGNORANT CHEATING ARROGANT PRICK I’m not sure how many of you saw the Barry Bonds press conference today, but I had the fortune of viewing it. All I can say is, Barry Bonds is the biggest arrogant prick in the sporting world today. Barry was asked a variety of questions, steroids, his knee, baseball in general, and he proceeded to berate any journalist that offered up a question that didn’t Leisure Jackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06339171782427399250noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6035028.post-1108787405279233882005-02-18T20:27:00.000-08:002005-02-18T20:34:57.353-08:00Current Events (in Scott’s world) Well the NHL season has been cancelled, and while most of you could care less, I am actually pleased with this turn of events. Let me say that I love hockey, it is my favorite sport to watch live. But this provides the opportunity to make the sport great again. What needs to happen is for some of these teams with no history or have owners that don’t care Leisure Jackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06339171782427399250noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6035028.post-1108079832110850512005-02-10T15:56:00.000-08:002005-02-10T15:57:12.110-08:00I have been on vacation from thinking but I shall return within a week. Leisure Jackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06339171782427399250noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6035028.post-1103008973924095682004-12-13T23:20:00.000-08:002004-12-16T19:25:43.306-08:00BASEBALL'S BLACK EYE I have put this off for awhile now but, I can't not talk about this because it bothers me too much. The recent testimony about steroid use among professional athletes, especially in baseball, is disheartening. It obviously has the impact of calling into question if the records being set today are valid or not. I am personally not a huge stats guy, I love the game because Leisure Jackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06339171782427399250noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6035028.post-1102663348258631262004-12-09T23:22:00.000-08:002004-12-12T20:38:09.083-08:00Hey is that a giant laser intended for the use of bringing down a commercial airliner, or are you just happy to see me? Reading the news is just pissing me off, important points have been highlighted by me: U.S. warns of terrorist lasers Pilot group: Increase in laser incidents WASHINGTON (AP) -- Terrorists may seek to down aircraft by shining powerful lasers into cockpits to blind Leisure Jackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06339171782427399250noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6035028.post-1102612269392450182004-12-09T09:11:00.000-08:002004-12-09T23:36:07.523-08:00WOOO! I'm Back From The Dead Like I said wooo, I'm back from the dead and ready to post again. Let's talk about things that should never come back from the dead. "Hands Across America" is one of those ill-conceived ideas that failed miserably and I hope to god it never comes back. The idea, for those of you who don't remember, was to have people hold hands in a continuous chain from one side Leisure Jackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06339171782427399250noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6035028.post-1082409254278300162004-04-19T14:14:00.000-07:002004-12-12T22:08:26.283-08:00Well I guess it's time for weird news time: From espn.com "'The 30-year-old Pro Bowl player initially pulled over, but police said he sped off, prompting them to chase him about half a block until he stopped again. He then ran away from officers again but they caught up to him after a short chase. According to police, Law told the two officers "not to touch him because he is a professional Leisure Jackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06339171782427399250noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6035028.post-1080931996049925452004-04-02T10:53:00.000-08:002004-04-02T10:58:04.763-08:00So listening to the radio and walking around today I have determined that it is time for me to assemble what apparently should (according to social norms, as they are today) be my perfect woman. So here is what she should look like: - She should be way too dark for any normal Caucasian, resembling a waxed leather look - The skin will be in stark contrast to the almost albino-like blond Leisure Jackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06339171782427399250noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6035028.post-1078785965205741922004-03-08T14:46:00.000-08:002004-03-08T14:58:31.793-08:00My need for baseball has taken a tragic turn, and that turn would be the internet. I wanted to talk to someone about baseball, so I hit the message boards to get out some ideas and acquire some new ones. And, oh boy did I ever, I forgot that there is no real way to discuss your ideas on an open message board, instead you get fanboys. Fanboys are like the Ministers of Misinformation, and shouldLeisure Jackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06339171782427399250noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6035028.post-1078783242410224802004-03-08T14:00:00.000-08:002004-03-08T14:03:48.700-08:00Holy Christ. . . I am foaming at the mouth for baseball. Watch, listen, or play I'm ready. For the record, my name is Scott, the kid you are calling Scott, his name is Gary. . . That's it. . .Leisure Jackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06339171782427399250noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6035028.post-1078169159183528952004-03-01T11:25:00.000-08:002004-03-01T12:34:45.780-08:00Happy birthday to me... Interesting stuff about March 1st I noticed that this site does not include Harry Carabina, or Harry Caray, born March 1, 1914. Some interesting commercials: Pinata! Moron n.e.b.o.b. Justin I FEEL GREAT! (wtf?) Leisure Jackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06339171782427399250noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6035028.post-1078094923136541322004-02-29T14:48:00.000-08:002004-02-29T14:52:13.466-08:00Well it appears that none of you read this so I am just here entertaining myself. Or if you do read it, you don't think anything I say has any meaning or relevance so you don't send me an e-mail like you should. Anyway, I just thought I would post a few things that make me happy. . . i got fun i dont want to go your drawings suck i'm listening to sad songs and then it came to me ThereLeisure Jackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06339171782427399250noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6035028.post-1077728220289672622004-02-25T08:57:00.000-08:002004-02-25T09:01:24.746-08:00Well I still have no thoughts but here is something I wrote earlier... "Poaching" is the term we can use for directly recruiting (raiding) the spouse/significant other of another person. Poaching is considered unethical by some, but any graduate of the "Mr. Scott's" School of Broken-Heartedness could easily fail to find any ethical issues in poaching spouses. Especially, because, with only Leisure Jackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06339171782427399250noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6035028.post-1077498580399211362004-02-22T17:09:00.000-08:002004-02-22T17:12:26.140-08:00I think that I will have more to say about the weekend tomorrow, when the weekend is actually over...Leisure Jackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06339171782427399250noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6035028.post-1077225545260581032004-02-19T13:19:00.000-08:002004-02-19T13:31:12.746-08:00Today's update will be about parenting. . . I do not think that I am currently capable of being a good parent. I try to be responsible for my actions but most of the time that only takes a half-assed connotation. Take last night for example, went out to have beer and other beverages of alcoholic descent. Yadda yadda yadda. . .I woke up on someone's couch at 8:30 in the morning and went homeLeisure Jackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06339171782427399250noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6035028.post-1077124187623651752004-02-18T09:09:00.000-08:002004-02-18T09:13:56.326-08:00UPDATE: Well this is a bunch of shit, I tried to update this just a little while ago, but after typing for an hour and hitting post and publish my internet connection died at the same time and the whole thing was lost. So I will try and reproduce it. It seems that I always get to typing when I can't sleep. Last night was one of those nights. I spent most of the night alternating between Leisure Jackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06339171782427399250noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6035028.post-1071764240283162362003-12-18T08:17:00.000-08:002003-12-18T08:33:19.430-08:00Welcome back, me! It's been awhile since I logged into this little ditty. Let's summarize what's been going on: - witnessed cocaine use firsthand in a totally uncomfortable way - gave three presentations on topics ranging from financial theory to coffee houses to Voltron - rediscovered the wonder of Super Monkey Ball - got 26 phone calls from an ex-girlfriend in one Leisure Jackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06339171782427399250noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6035028.post-1068676689151077052003-11-12T14:38:00.000-08:002003-11-12T15:02:12.710-08:00Ok here we go... Yesterday I am talking to one of my professors and she asks about the Jose Canseco button I have on my jacket. The conversation goes something like this: Teacher: "What's that on your jacket?" Me: "Oh, it's Jose Canseco, he was my favorite player of all time when I was a kid." Teacher: "Oh yeah, isn't he in prison now." Me: "No, he just under house arrest in his mansion Leisure Jackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06339171782427399250noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6035028.post-1068001477813164652003-11-04T18:49:00.000-08:002003-11-04T21:02:22.763-08:00Gripe for the day: Poor writing is the prime example of our decaying society... Example #1: From the Tuesday, November 4, 2003 copy of the Maneater Headline: "Student dies in head-on collision" First line of the story: "When you ran into Katie Odle you could always expect a bright 'hello' and a warm hug." Holy, terrible party foul, Batman. How the hell do you start off a story about Leisure Jackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06339171782427399250noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6035028.post-1067986583699716242003-11-04T14:56:00.000-08:002003-11-04T14:58:05.120-08:00Weather is a bastard. Today is November 4th, usually that means that I will need a coat due to the fact that it is indeed Fall and should be at least cool. So I get ready to head out the door and I put on my coat. Then as I step outside I realize that I have been transformed into the magical mystery world of spring, where it's sunny and warm. By the time that I get to school I realize; warm, Leisure Jackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06339171782427399250noreply@blogger.com