tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5930291651021703707.post-6574095273391797422008-05-12T16:21:00.000-07:002008-05-12T16:21:00.000-07:00You would totally kick Dear Abby's ass. LMAO at some of your lines. I bet you had a crush on George Papadapolis growing up. Never knew that the only things white chicks are afraid of are gaining weight, getting a DUI, and sharks. But now that you mention it, it makes complete sense. Post more columns!Andynoreply@blogger.com