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New Dominoes World Record Set - Video

2009-11-16T12:54:00.001-06:00

Every few years someone sets a new world record for collapsing Dominoes, and it is always a fun video to watch as the small little squares tumble in succession. But now Dominoes come in colors which makes for an even better video to watch.

4,345,027 dominoes fell last Friday night in The Netherlands during a two-hour TV show. Since the Dominoes appear to now come in just about every color in the rainbow, the Dutch crew setting them up can really let their imagination run wild when designing how they will look and fall.

These folks seem to have gone all out with their designing. Some of the designs are just incredible.

Let's watch.

That was truly cool!

Knight in Armor and Lemonade Stand Pranks - Videos

2009-11-14T18:05:00.065-06:00

Knights in Shining Armor

Some of the best videos are the ones in which a prank is played on some unsuspecting innocent bystander. Here we have a fellow dressed up in a suit of armor. Of course, the tourists think it is an empty suit of armor. Watch the fun that naturally follows:

I think that half of the fun on that vid is the deep voice of the announcer laughing at the antics.

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Lemonade Stand

Remember when you were a kid and you tried to sell lemonade on the street corner. Bet you didn't make too much money, did you?

The next video is a prank in which a few young boys with a lemonade stand fool their customers into thinking that the lemonade is really something other than lemonade. The customers react predictably when they think they discover that they have been duped. Let's watch:

I think that one blonde woman actually began to cry. I don't know about you, but I really liked that vid. I wish I was that creative when I was a kid.

Beaker and Meep Take Over High School

2009-11-13T13:19:00.005-06:00

The Muppet Beaker from The Muppet Show has figuratively taken over a New England high school, where students are constantly repeating the sound "meep" over and over again. Beaker, who is best known for repeating the sound "meep" on the PBS' series, seems to have been informally elected champion of Danvers High School, in Danvers, Massachusets, and the students at Danvers are meeping all over the school grounds and throughout class.

They are meeping so much that Principal Thomas Murray has banned the sound from being uttered on school grounds. He has also sent an automatic phone call to parents informing them of the no meep policy. From now on any student caught meeping will be subject to suspension.

Principal Murray claims that the students refused to abide by his "reasonable request" to refrain from meeping so he was forced to institute more austere measures. Murray claims that the students planned the coordinated meeping on the Facebook web site.

According to WHDH TV in Danvers, Senior Alex Buzzi takes credit for starting the craze. "You see someone in the hall and you go 'Meep' and they go 'Meep' back and nothing, it's harmless," Buzzi said.

Students claim that a freshman biology teacher felt threatened by the word. "They like to anger him and walk by his class and say it so people get suspended for it now," said Brianna Lapointe, a junior.

The following video shows Muppet Beaker singing a Meep song:

The video has already received over 7 million views on YouTube, so do not be surprised if this becomes a national craze with students nationwide meeping everywhere.

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Funny Midas Auto Repair Radio Scam

2009-11-03T14:13:00.003-06:00

The following podcast touches home because we have all been there. The auto mechanic makes his pitch and we usually do not know enough about auto mechanics, so we don't know whether to believe him or disbelieve him.

Podcast-It's like watching a video with your eyes closed!

Give a listen:

You know you can never have too much headlight fluid on hand. You just run of out of that stuff so quickly.

The following is a transcript of the radio skit for those who like to read along:

MD: Hello?
A: Hi, is Michelle Depalma there please?
MD: this is her
MD: Hello?
A: Hi, is Michelle Depalma there please?
MD: this is her
A: Hi, Michelle, Alan here from Midas auto care.
MD: Hi, Alan
A: Hi, uh, looking at your car, you brought it in for an alignment and a tune up.
MD: Yes I did.
A: yeah, we found a few more problems here, just preventive maintenence, just wanna run 'em by you see what you think.
MD: okay.
A: Just making sure you want these done. First of all the headlights: the headlight fluid is a little low, we're gonna need to top that off
MD: Alright.
A: and it'll probably be, it depends: do you want the halogen fluid or the regular fluid.
MD: Umm....well how much do they run?
A: well, it's about 10 bucks or 30 bucks...it's a question of quality really; I really wouldn't skip out, I'd go with the halogen.
MD: the halogen is better?
A: yeah.
MD: okay...and you said that was a bout $30
A: yeah. each headlight.
MD: each headlight? so...$60.
A: yeah.
MD: okay, we can go ahead and do that.
A: okay, I'll mark that off, good call, Michelle. Okay, Tires...I don't even know how this happened, this is weird. Somehow the left tires got on the right and the right tires got on the left, so you want us to switch those back around for you?
MD: Um, yeah, is that dangerous?
A: oh yeah. I mean, be thankful the front weren't on the back and the back on the front. That could cause a real headache.
MD: Oh gosh!
A: well, sometimes the servicemen get confused if you've had it in for service recently.
MD Well how much is that gonna cost?
A: That's gonna be about $50 per tire
MD: Per tire?
A: But we don't need to do the spare, that we can leave alone.
MD: yeah, we don't need to do the spare...so $100?
A: Yeah $200.
MD: Oh $200
A: yeah, $50 a tire and you'll be thankful. Imagine you're going down Southfield and whammo you hit a pothole? big problems. yeah
MD: okay, alright we can do that
A: And the biggest problem here, uh, my guy checked it out, I don't know, last time you were in for service, how long do you think it's been since you've had your car checked out.
MD: ummm, I don't know, maybe a month ago?
A: yeah, I don't know how this happened, maybe when you parked it in a mall or maybe in service, someone removed the transmission.
MD: the transmission?
A: yeah, it's just gone.
MD: don't you need that to...
A: well you ...it improves gas mileage, but...you really probably need one. You want us to install one for ya?
MD: well, yeah, if I really need one, but how much is that gonna cost me?
A: well, it's gonna be a bit, I'd actually get 2 for this kind of car
MD: okay, 2? how much is that gonna be.
A: How often do you drive in reverse?
MD: umm...I guess just when I back out of my driveway
A: okay, can you park in the street maybe?
MD: yeah, I could probably do that.
A: okay, because no reverse function that'll save you a few hundred right there.
MD: oh it will?
A: yeah, especially if you're getting 2 transmissions.
MD: ok.
A: so, there's one last thing, and this is purely cosmetic, and I don't know if it matters to you, we noticed in your car that the cigarette lighter was missing?
MD: yeah it is
A: we can throw that in no charge, we can throw that in
MD: oh really?
A: yeah, do you want that. That'll just be $70 installation, but we won't charge you for the cigarette lighter.
MD: oh ...okay, well...how much is everything going to be together.
A: uuh...let me run up a total here ...let's see, we've got the tires, halogen fluid, lighter installation, 8, 3, 6, carry the 2..and add that in there, labor..okay, this is great, not too much damage in there, we're talking $2443,
MD: Oh my god
A: and that's great because the cigarette lighter you have in there is not a very expensive one.
MD: oh, well, I need to call my dad to see if I can borrow some of the money
A; sure
MD: ...to help pay for it. Could I call you back?
A: yeah, actually we might have someone here who can help you when you call back
A': yeah, when you call us back can you call us at the new Q95. This is Mojo in the morning and you're the victim of a phone scam.
MD: OH!

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A Funny Case of Wild Police Hot Pursuit

2009-10-29T22:31:00.006-05:00

Apparently a police high speed hot pursuit does not mean quite the same thing in Romania as it means in most other parts of the world. Such a phrase usually draws visions of flashing squad car lights, loud police sirens wailing their song and near brushes with death as tires squeal around sharp corners.

In Romania, the police move at a different pace than in America. In Romania the police, they...well, they...Perhaps it would be easier just to watch for yourself:

Yes! That certainly was a dangerous high speed hot pursuit. It is truly amazing that the officers are able to keep up such a rapid chase. Did you skin your knee when you tripped officer? That must really hurt!

Yes, officer, is this your gun? It seems you dropped it because you were in such a hurry. Oh, no! Don't worry! I won't tell your captain.

At least the Romanian police can boast that they have very few fatalities due to high speed pursuits.

Drunkest Drunk Ever Goes On Beer Run - Viral Video

Alcoholic Monkeys in the Caribbean - Video

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Redneck Bathroom Break

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The Fun Theory - Changing Stairs into a Piano

2009-10-23T16:19:00.058-05:00

This is the Fun Theory video in which Volkswagen changed a simple flight of stairs into a flight of stairs made up of a piano keyboard with each step becoming one key on the keyboard.

What was once a mere stairway is now a piano that can be played by stepping on keys. The change was accomplished overnight by a work crew on steps leading to and from the Odenplan subway in Stockholm, Sweden. Applying pressure on each step results in playing a musical note.

Suddenly climbing the stairs is no longer drudgery. Now it is fun.

The folks at Volkswagen postulated that one can change human behavior by making a dreary experience into one that is fun. They clearly succeeded tremendously getting a 66% increase in the use of the stairs as opposed to the escalator.

Watch for yourself:

Julie Andrews accomplished the same thing in the film, The Sound of Music, when she taught the children that a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down "in a most delightful way."

Maybe musical stairs will soon be coming to a stairway near you?

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Drunkest Drunk Ever Goes On Beer Run - Viral Video

2009-10-15T13:42:00.006-05:00

The following video is such an Internet hit that it has gone viral almost instantly, and it is no wonder because it qualifies as some of the best drunk humor available.

This incident occurred only nine days ago at 10:45 AM no less on a Tuesday morning. Our inebriated hero has set forth upon a Lordly quest to sate his quench of thirst. In other words, he is on a beer run.

Such a valiant effort in search of liquid sustenance is restrained by his obvious inability to resist the law of gravity. As you will see in the video, our hero continually succumbs to Sir Isaac Newton's law regardless of his endeavors to thwart it.

As in most such thirst motivated missions, the humor is in the journey itself, rather than our hero's ultimate destination.

Let's watch:

The scary part is that all of the other drunks at the party chose this guy as the one sober enough to go on a beer run. Since we all know that the Internet is forever, just wait until our hero applies for a new job and his prospective employer shows him this video. He will not be a happy camper.

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Alcoholic Monkeys in the Caribbean - Video

2009-10-06T17:36:00.005-05:00

A friend of mine alerted me to this story on YouTube, and since he does not have a blog I decided to blog it for him. Imagine you are vacationing at a quiet little Caribbean getaway, lazing along side the pool with nary a care in the world.

Your waitress arrives toting a pina colada, a long island iced tea, or some similar vacation style cocktail featuring those tiny umbrellas with an excessively ample measure of booze.

Suddenly, a small alcoholic vervet monkey appears out of nowhere, and, after absconding with your drink, he disappears even faster than he appeared.

Sound far fetched? Watch and learn:

It seems that alcoholic monkeys are worse than their human counterparts.

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Mary Travers - Not Your Average Folk Singer

2009-09-20T20:33:00.002-05:00

Mary Travers, singer, songwriter and unforgettable member of the folk singing group, Peter, Paul and Mary, died a few days ago on September 16, 2009 at the age of 72. Peter, Paul and Mary made their presence known on the international stage at a time when songs often carried a message along with a tune, and Mary and her cohorts, Peter Yarrow and Paul Stookey's, songs carried more messages than most.

In the 1950s and the 1960s patriotism had not been hubristically claimed as the exclusionary property of any political party or philosophy, so the spirit of patriotism was shared by all Americans and hogged by none.

In that same spirit we present Peter, Paul and Mary singing "This Land is Your Land" and performed live in Japan, no less:

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Mary Travers understood that music and song did not work if they were not fun, so she and the group also popularized songs that had no real message but were most definitely fun. Some were thought to be children's songs, but adults loved them every bit as much as the kids did.

Here are Peter, Paul and Mary singing "Puff the Magic Dragon:"

In one concert I attended the group jokingly ridiculed the concept that "Puff" was a veiled reference to marijuana because music critics had been attempting to draw parallels between the lyrics and drug use. Puff was merely a fun children's song and nothing more.

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Citations

1) Mary Travers (singer), http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Travers_(singer); Wikipedia. Retrieved 9/20/2009

Robber Asks Victim Out on Date - Video

2009-09-10T14:01:00.002-05:00

Stephfon Bennett of Columbus, Ohio, must be one hopelessly romantic son of a gun. Either that or he is so full of himself that he assumes women can not resist his charms.

The question is do his charms consist of a boyish grin and a sparkling wit, or instead do they comprise just the business end of a Saturday night special?

You see, it seems that 20-year-old Stephfon and two accomplices allegedly robbed Diana Martinez and her friend late last Sunday night on the North side of Columbus and they did point a gun at Diana's head in the process.

But that is the ordinary part of our tale, if you can call having a pistol pointed at your head ordinary. The extraordinary part is that two hours after the robbery, Stephfon returned to the scene of the crime and asked Diana out on a date.

Quick thinker that Diana is, she asked her cousin to call the police while she talked to Stephon, stalling him until police arrived. And arrive they did, arresting Stephfon right in front of the house on charges of aggravated robbery.

"We are not exactly sure what he was thinking at the time," said Columbus police Sgt. Sean Laird. "It's never happened, in my eight years and some months. I've never had anything like this before."

Stephfon's yearning for love has landed him a home in the Franklin County jail in lieu of $92,000 bail, and maybe he will also receive a mention in the Guinness Book of World Records as the world's most naive robber.

Did he believe that he looked rather dashing and impressive as he held his pistola to Diana's temple, so much so that he assumed that he stole her heart in that one fleeting moment? Why else would he have returned to the scene of the crime to parlay his freedom for one solitary chance at love?

The following video is a TV news report on the incident:

Stephfon must be one optimistic Romeo, or is he so hubristic that he cannot imagine any woman turning down an offer of love with the Stephfon Bennett?

Is it possible he had recently watched the movie Bonnie and Clyde, and did he picture Diana as Bonnie Parker and himself as Clyde Barrow? Did he believe she would drop her life to run off and live with him as 21st century desperadoes on the lam?

And what do his accomplices in crime think as they, in total shock, watch the details of Stephon's folly on TV? Are they bright enough to realize that Stephfon is right now making a deal for a shorter prison sentence in exchange for providing their names and location to the police?

Aah! The folly of young love never ceases to amaze.

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Giant Cow Maze Appears in Farm Field - Did UFOs Do It?

2009-09-02T16:32:00.011-05:00

This giant cow maze appeared in a farm field in Marienfelde, which is in Germany, a tad Southwest of Berlin. However, this is one time when we know it was not UFOs that were carving up the landscape.

The maze is the work of Germany's Federal Institute of Risk Assessment, which is a government agency dedicated to examining the dangers posed by products in everyday life. The purpose of carving such a complex labyrinth into a corn field was to raise public awareness of the advantages of eating healthy foods and of the potential dangers of harmful substances found in food. Plus they also wanted to explain the digestion process that occurs in a cow's stomach.

One must assume that a successful trip from the cow's mouth through the stomach and digestive tract would educate you on how food travels through a bovine's digestive system. What a way to learn!

However, if memory serves from elementary school science class, don't cows have four stomachs or compartments within their stomach? Perhaps one must actually walk the labyrinth set up by the Institute to understand it all?

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Drunks and Mechanical Bulls - Funny Video

2009-09-01T13:15:00.003-05:00

Drunk humor can be some of the best humor, with this vid being no exception. Many of you may feel that mechanical bulls are old news, and you would be right for the most part.

However, this video is one of the exceptions. In this vid we have a young lady who appears sober enough, but looks can be deceiving. I can tell you that I have watched it several times, and I continue to laugh out loud each time I view it.

In my mind, that is the sign of a truly funny video. Have a look:

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Rednecks, Crash Your Clunkers - Video

2009-08-28T16:40:00.001-05:00

Resident Rednecks of Turtle Lake, Wisconsin, recently sported their own version of cash for clunkers when they decided to forgo collecting any government cash for their old clunker of a vehicle as they might by participating in the federal government's cash for clunkers program.

Instead they started their own affair in which they crash their clunkers. No they do not receive $4,500 from the federal government, but, as you may surmise from the photo above, the Crash Your Clunker event was a whole lot more fun than any government subsidy or rebate.

What our Turtle Lake rednecks did was set up a weekend happening down in a gravel pit in Turtle Lake in which the clunkers were launched up a gravel ramp and sent hurtling into oblivion on the flip side of the ramp.

"It's a little redneck, but we love it, we accept it, we admit and we enjoy it," said Brett Moravitz, who is a self-proclaimed redneck.

Approximately 300 participants and onlookers gathered one recent Saturday afternoon at Moravitz Excavating to watch the clunkers hurtle down a runway, launch into the air and finally crash into a gravel pit.

It certainly is nowhere near as classy as NASCAR, and it demolishes the clunkers much more than a demolition derby. The Crash your Clunker event is the brainchild of Bob Moravitz.

"You don't get to do this kind-of stuff very often," said Bob. "I mean, destruction of a car that really isn't worth nothing anyway. So let's just wreck it."

Bob's son Rick and his pal Jake fitted the cars with remote-controlled devices so they could control the gas pedal and the steering. Since they didn't install any remote control on the brakes, they dug trenches along the sides of the runway to prevent the cars from veering too far off course.

Upon releasing the brake, the clunkers would speed down the runway with Rick and Jake following close behind on a four-wheeler. At the same time they controlled the speed and direction of the vehicle right up to when it launched itself off the ramp.

In addition to launching cars, they also launched a camper towing a boat and a pickup pulling a round baler. But the piece de resistance was the launching of two school buses.

It seems that the Crash Your Clunker event promises to become an annual redneck phenomenon each summer in Turtle Lake that may just grow a little each succeeding year.

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Brett Favre Moved His Cheese - Video

2009-08-25T16:13:00.004-05:00

A Minneapolis, MN, radio station has deliberately played on the recent tensions of the football rivalry between the NFL's Minnesota Vikings and the Green Bay Packers. On Saturday night, August 22, 2009, KDWB radio station hired an airplane to fly over Lambeau Field during the Packers-Buffalo Bills game.

The plane hauled a message behind it for Packers fans that said, "Hey Packers We Moved Your Cheese." Have a look at a video of the event (there may be an ad in the vid that I was not able to remove):

Naturally the message was a reference to the recent hiring of Brett Favre as the Vikings' number one quarterback. The reports are that the Packers fans at the game were none too pleased with the prank that was played at their expense.

Favre had been the Packers quarterback for about 17 seasons until he retired at the end of the 2007-08 season. He came out of retirement last year to play for the New York Jets, and now this year he again came out of retirement to play for the Vikings.

Perhaps a Green Bay radio station will now reciprocate raising the level of this friendly rivalry even further?

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Trouble with Trains - Videos

2009-08-15T20:09:00.006-05:00

Today we present trouble with trains. In our first video, a couple of boys, Russian I believe from the sound of the vid, prove to themselves that they are man enough to do something totally crazy. Have a look:

This is one daredevil type prank that I hope does not spread to the US. If I caught my kid doing this, I would ground him for a year. Having said that, I bet a stunt like that really gets the old adrenalin pumping.

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In this next video a group of kids are being kids at a train depot. Suddenly two of them try to push each other into the path of an oncoming train. They both end up on the tracks just as the train passes.

It is a miracle that they did not get killed as the train passes over them missing them literally by inches.

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Our last video has been around for a couple of years, but it fit right in with our train theme for today so I added it anyway. If you have already seen it, watch again because it is very funny.

It seems some Norwegian kids think of themselves as engineers and decide to alter the course of a high-speed train with rather amazing results. Take a look:

That video was worth the wait IMO.

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Baby Chick Fights Off Monitor Lizard - Videos

2009-08-14T13:53:00.001-05:00

This is either one tough baby chick or else one wimpy monitor lizard. The not too bright lizard tries to make breakfast out of this baby chick with ridiculous results.

The chick gives a whole new meaning to over easy, because this is one lil' chick who isn't a pushover for anyone. And that includes this lizard that only gives a half-hearted attempt at dining on chicken today.

I think that lizard will starve if that is the best it can do at securing himself a meal.

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This black labrador is totally confused in the next video and practically has a fit when he sees a vid of his roommate, the cat. Which one is your pal Felix the Cat, huh puppy? I don't know if you don't know Fido. Maybe there are two of them now.

It is pretty obvious that this pup is not tech saavy. Take some technology classes pooch because you will never make it far in this modern high tech society if you cannot even deal with a cat video. Poor puppy.

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Save Water - Pee in the Shower - Video

2009-08-06T14:04:00.007-05:00

It's a slogan that began in Brazil. Save Water! "Save the Atlantic rainforest! Pee in the Shower!" Suddenly, what all mothers taught their sons and daughters not to do is now chic and considered the right thing to do.

The video below is the work of a Brazilian environmental group, SOS Mata Atlantica, whose goal is to save the Brazilian rainforest. I do not know why saving water will help save the rainforest, but I will take their word for it.

The logic behind taking a leak in the shower is simply a numbers game. One person urinating in the shower instead of the toilet once a day will save about 1,100 gallons of water a year. If every person on the planet joined in, the resultant savings would be over 6.5 trillion gallons of water saved every year.

That is some serious conservation folks.

The following video is in Portuguese so most will not be able to understand it, but the message is that people from all walks of life, from a trapeze artist to a basketball player to even an alien, are all urinating in the shower to save water.

Have a look:

This water saving campaign has legs and may go viral worldwide. Just remember, next time you shower, urinate for mother nature.

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Rain and Thunder Sound Effects - Remarkable Videos

2009-08-01T15:33:00.006-05:00

Perpetuum Jazzile, a group from Ljubljana, Slovenia, uses their hands and feet to simulate the sound of rains' pitter patter and thunder's roar. Although this video does not qualify as a humorous post, I thought its unique appeal demanded that I post it.

In addition, the group also performs more mainstream music. Check out the following video for an unusual but pleasing rendition of Cudna Noc (Strange night):

If you want to learn more about or to hear more Perpetuum Jazzile, their English version web site is Perpetuum Jazzile.

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Weird Redneck Fish and Sexy Girl - Videos

2009-07-28T18:43:00.002-05:00

While traveling the Net, I ran into a very funny guy by the name of Larry Graves over at ning.com. Larry is a clever fellow who likes to bill himself as the Canadian Studmuffin.

I readily admit that I did not research the studmuffin component of Larry's character and, frankly, I sense no burning desire to do so. For those of you who are so inclined, head on over to Larry Graves and knock yourself out.

What I did explore though is Larry's humor, and I learned that he is a very clever guy who is capable of doing strange things with fish tanks. I thought I would present a portion of Larry's wit, which oftentimes manifests a Redneck bite to it. In fact, our first vid is Larry's creation and is called Weird Fish.

Have a Look at Weird Fish by Larry Graves:

Well, that is truly one ugly fish. There is no doubt about that.

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Our second vid is also a product of the imagination of Larry Graves, who, in this video, abandoned his fish tank for a sojourn into the real world. The video is entitled Sexy Girl, and the female lead is played by Taylor Amelia, an actress who has absolutely no difficulty convincing anyone that she is, indeed, a sexy girl, a very sexy girl in fact.

Please give a look at Sexy Girl:

I don't believe that Phil made a decision there that most other men would agree with.

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Jill and Kevin's Wedding Entrance

2009-07-24T02:05:00.005-05:00

Jill and Kevin got married last week in Saint Paul, Minnesota, but it wasn't your normal everyday type of wedding. They didn't even walk down the aisle.

Instead they danced down it. Their wedding "dance" has been a big hit in video circles and they have even been on the Today Show because of it. Take a look.

As an Irishman, I will take any excuse to party, and weddings and funerals often make the best parties. I do not believe that Jill or Kevin are Irish, but you could have fooled me.

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Funny Commercials You Won't See on US TV

2009-07-19T16:52:00.012-05:00

We all know that rules for TV commercials in the US are far more uptight than most other countries. Maybe it is because of the political clout of the religious right or maybe it is because of MAFC (Mothers Against Funny Commercials). I don't really know.

But I do know that US audiences are missing out on some very funny commercials because of it.

At McCafferty's Pub we purchased one of those really huge, high-powered satellite dishes that brings in TV from all over the world. So when you stop in our pub you do not have to worry about TV censorship.

And remember that we always warn you if anything we present approaches the raunchy grade. None of these commercials do.

Our first video is a commercial for air conditioning in a Toyota Corolla, but do not hold your breath waiting for this one to reach the US. It just is not politically correct enough to satisfy the US censors. Please watch:

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This is one Nissan commercial starring Andy Richter I have not seen in the US, but I wish I had because it is quite funny. Give a look:

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If you never understood what independent front suspension was on an automobile, you will after watching this Nissan commercial. Please watch:

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Irish Jokes, Drinking Stories, Blessings, Limericks, Proverbs - Video

2009-07-03T13:40:00.014-05:00

It's time again for my favorite type of post here on McCafferty's Pub, Irish jokes, drinking stories, blessings, limericks and proverbs. These posts are always more work, but they are also more rewarding and fulfilling. I hope you enjoy it as much as I do.

Muldoon and Willy

Sean Muldoon loved his dog, Willy, and he walked the dog constantly through town. When Muldoon and Willy would go on their walks, they would stop to talk to just about everyone they met along the way. Naturally, everyone in town eventually knew both Muldoon and Willy. This went on for years.

One sad day Ol’ Sean Muldoon went on his usual walk, but this time he walked all alone without Willy. Patrick O’Halloran was the first to spy Ol’ Sean without his faithful companion. “Where’s Willy?” Asked O’Halloran.

“‘Tis a sad day ‘tis, Patrick,” replied Muldoon. “I had to put poor ol’ Willy down, I did. I loved that dog dearly.”

“Oh no,” cried O’Halloran, “Did he go rabid? Was he mad?”

“Well, he was none too pleased,” said Muldoon.

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A brief flash of Irish Philosophy we call Seamusisms:

I was going to give him a nasty look but he already had one!

You three are a right pair if ever I saw one!

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About Freedom

Since the Fourth of July holiday was approaching, Ms Kathleen O’Hara, a pre-school teacher, decided to teach her kids about patriotism. "We all live in a great country," Ms O’Hara said.

"One of the things we should all feel good about is that, in America, everyone of us is free."

One small boy approached Ms O’Hara from the back of the room, and Kathleen could clearly see that he was upset. He stood in front of Ms O’Hara with his hands on his hips and said, "Miss O’Hara, I'm not free. I'm four."

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Irish Blessings

May you have only pleasant hours
To melt your cares away,
And the warmth of Irish laughter
To bring gladness to each day.

May your heart be light and happy
May your smile be big and wide
And may your pockets always have
A tinkle of gold inside.

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Irish vs British

Years ago when Northern Ireland endured so much violence in Belfast and the anti English sentiment stirred such passion among the Catholics, Father Sheehan was an avowed anti British pastor, who would denounce the Brits every Sunday from his pulpit. His sermons became so notorious that Father Sheehan was summoned before Bishop Flanagan for a dressing down.

"Father," began Bishop Flanagan, "You know that the Church seeks peace between Northern Ireland and the British, but your sermons are having the opposite effect and are stirring up violence instead. I want you to promise me and to swear by all that is holy that you will never mention the British in your sermons or in public again."

"But Bishop, I cannot…" stammered Father Sheehan.

"No buts," demanded the Bishop. "You can and you will. Now Swear to me at this very moment or you will feel my wrath!"

"Alright, Bishop Flanagan," Father Sheehan replied grudgingly. "Alright. I swear by all that is holy."

The following Sunday found Father Sheehan back in his pulpit in Belfast, preaching.

The sermon concerned the Last Supper when Jesus was telling his disciples, "And one of you shall betray Me."

Father Sheehan remarked: "First one disciple says to Jesus, 'Is it I Lord?' and Jesus replies, 'No, it's not you.’”

Next Father Sheehan said that “a second disciple rises and cries, 'Is it I Lord?' And Christ says, 'No, it's not you.’”

Finally Father Sheehan described Judas Iscariot’s actions, “Then the conniving, lowly Judas Iscariot rises to his feet. The dog looks the Lord in the eyes, while saying, 'Blimey, Mate. Ya think it's me?’"

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More Seamusisms:

How come every time you dial a wrong number it’s never busy?

Catherine asked, “Hello, Molly. How are your new false teeth?” Molly replied, “I’m leaving them out till I get used to them.”

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By E. Gary Brooks

Whenever I dream, it seems I dream
Of Erin’s rolling hills
Of all its lovely, shimmery lakes
And little babbling rills.
I hear a colleen’s lilting laugh
Across a meadow fair
And in my dreams it almost seems
To me that I am there.
O Ireland! O Ireland!
We’re never far apart
For you and all your beauty
Fill my mind and touch my heart.

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The Amazing Celtic Woman - The Soft Goodbye, sung by Lisa Kelly, Chloe Agnew, and Méav Ní Mhaolchatha:

More Irish Blessings, Drinking Stories, Jokes, Limericks, Proverbs

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Cops Find Baby Squirrel Hiding in Woman's Cleavage - Video

2009-07-01T11:13:00.008-05:00

Police detectives in Warren, Ohio, got one nutty surprise as they were interviewing a woman about a murder investigation. During the course of the interview with the woman, who dressed in a low cut tank top to show off her more than ample cleavage, Homicide detective Wayne Mackey was somewhat taken aback when a baby squirrel popped from between the woman's rather large breasts.

Actually Mackey was more than taken aback, he was stunned. "No, I was not prepared to see a woodland creature in the interview room," Mackey said.

"I just kept right on talking to her and listening to her. I didn't acknowledge it at all."

Whether or not Mackey's response is correct police procedure for such a situation is unknown. It is not a subject that is adequately covered in the police academy.

Perhaps following Mackey's lead, the woman also did not discuss the event either. As the squirrel struggled from between its two cozy pillows, the woman merely snatched the rodent up and stashed it back between its human nests.

"I really didn't know what to say," said Mackey. Do not despair Detective Mackey, many a virginal lad has been dumbfounded into stunned silence when confronted with previously unknown secrets of the female anatomy.

Neither the woman nor her pal Rocky were taken into custody.

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7 Mile Police Chase Welcomes Tourists to NYC

2009-06-24T10:57:00.008-05:00

Five unsuspecting French tourists received an unexpected welcome to the Big Apple when, instead of a routine taxi ride, they became unwilling participants in a seven mile police chase through New York.

Esther-Ethy Mamane, 26, of Paris, her mother Claudie Mamane, 60, and three companions attempted to hail a taxi at New York's John F Kennedy International Airport, but instead they were steered to an unlicensed van, which was possibly a gypsy cab.

Police saw the tourists enter the van and attempted to intervene. An officer reached through the van's window trying to remove the vehicle's keys, but the van's driver sped off knocking the officer to the ground.

A chase ensued with the five French tourists in the van and with police in a close pursuit. Esther-Ethy told the New York Post that she and her fellow travelers "screamed and prayed" through it all.

"It was a miracle that we survived," she said. "We were very frightened."

Mamane said the ride was "like something from a film."

The van, with tourists still along for the ride, sped for seven miles along a highway and residential streets with the vehicle hitting a gate and a truck along the way.

Eventually the suspects jumped out of the van while it was still moving. The police, with guns drawn, chased them and quickly arrested them.

Claudie Mamane suffered an arm injury from the ordeal.

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