tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5894823.post-16540088228684280252008-04-01T21:20:00.002-04:002008-04-01T21:35:27.437-04:00April Fools Day UpdateToday is April 1st. And that means it’s also April Fools Day which just happens to be the <span style="font-weight: bold;">Grassy Knoll Institutes</span> “Feast Day!” It is the one day out of the year that we get serious with current events and news stories.<br /><br />I have already pulled out my Jester hat, <span style="font-style: italic;">(My wife Patty says its the same hat I wear every day) (I think in a way she is calling me a fool)</span> and I am ready to deliver the news as only the Curator can. Some of you have made the news. Some I have had mercy on. And some, because they have voodoo dolls of my likeness, <span style="font-style: italic;">(A Brad Pitt Colin Ferrel mix)</span> I tread ever so lightly with. Hello Cyn!!!<br /><br />Either way, the updates begin at midnight EST, and will continue until midnight tomorrow. <span style="font-style: italic;">(Thats 24 hours for those keeping score at home)</span><br /><br />It is in your best interest to click here:<br /><a href="http://lotgk.wordpress.com/holidays/april-fools-day/"><span style="font-weight: bold;">April Fools Day Archives</span></a> to keep abreast of all the breaking news as this site will be updating at least once an hour beginning at 8am <span style="font-style: italic;">(I need some sleep people, I am not an animal, I am a human being)</span> with at least 20 updates. Twenty one if you are in Vegas.<br /><br />And remember, I am only the Curator. If you have a complaint, please email the <span style="font-style: italic;">(Lead Scientist)</span> and let him have it with both barrels.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL</span><br /><br /><a href="http://technorati.com/tag/April+Fools+Day" rel="tag">April Fools Day</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/April+Fools" rel="tag">April Fools</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Pranks" rel="tag">Pranks</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/LOTGK" rel="tag">LOTGK</a>LOTGKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02333368746955869177noreply@blogger.com