Prime Numbers: 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 15, 17, 19, 23, 29

are you ready? i'm ready!

2009-07-01T19:52:00.003-07:00

let's go!

last week it was:

why read about a legend when you can experience the legend itself?

and so

I imagined a restaurant dedicated solely to the art of grilled cheese sandwiches.

fact:

our calories are recession proof.

Where the Gods Play!

2008-05-09T12:07:00.003-07:00

Where will one find me in 24 hours?

In the Pacific Northwest!

Wo wird ein Find Me in 24 Stunden?

In der Pacific Northwest!

Cuando uno va a encontrar conmigo en 24 horas?

En el Pacífico Noroeste!

Где будет одна найти меня в 24 часов?

В северо-западной части Тихого океана!

În cazul în care o va găsi în mine 24 de ore?

În Pacific Northwest!

Var kommer en hitta mig i 24 timmar?

I Pacific Northwest!

Jeżeli będzie jeden Znajdziesz mnie w 24 godzin?

W Pacific Northwest!

V případě, že se jednoho najdi mi ve 24 hodin?

V severozápadním Pacifiku!

أين تجد لي واحد في 24 ساعة؟
في شمال غرب المحيط الهادئ!

Dove trovare uno a me in 24 ore?

Nel Pacifico nord-ovest!

Dolphin Teeth

2008-05-09T11:13:00.003-07:00

Her shoes were and then they weren't.

her pinkie toe was the only painted toenail. chipped. maroon?

It was raining heavily.

We smoked and grabbed music from the internet.

we fell asleep on her futon. newborn rabbits.

ZZZZzzzzz.

2008-05-07T14:45:00.002-07:00

I am a tumbleweed
powered by the dust of starts

Which shadows are my difference?

lunchbox

2008-04-14T16:31:00.002-07:00

I have returned to the land of Sand Filled Modems

and

to this blog.

2007-09-09T02:30:00.000-07:00

Dishwasher Pete

Dishwashers Pete's quest to to wash dishes in all fifty states!

dishwashers petes website

&

Madam Rosa - Story

Romain Gary - Author of Madam Rosa

and earlier I submitted my first story to snopes

"the amero coin rumor"

I could always call daniel but ya know it was late and with great nerdom comes great reponsibility about not calling people every single time you find somethin that reeks of rumor.

3 more days and Seattle.

wooot!

SAN FRANCISO

2007-09-04T01:01:00.000-07:00

Greetings from San Francisco, outer sunset district. alleged tsunami evacuation route.

I'm 33 days into my first attempt to live in a different city for each month, solo but with the support of my bay area friends.

Seattle is up next and with Portland so close I'll attempt to knock up out two birds with one stone. In order to subsidize my adventures I've been applying/lurking/hunting for craigs list paid study surveys and other odd jobs such as moving, cutting up cardboard boxes, testing video games, image collection, et cetera. My callback/email rate is currently @ a vogonly 0.15 %.

oh and I also hawked jewels in chinatown 2.0 off of irving. meh.

The biggest paid study I've applied for so far is inhouse observation with ecstacy at the united pacific medical center.However to be admitted you must pass a phone interview and 3 visits to the medical center where they take all my bioware readings, some dna souvenirs and tell me things.

for the past year now I've been living off the grid, no drivers license, no credit card, no bank account et cetera. I only had an id and one thing this adventures and its mishaps, like losing all my money and id, has shown me, it's bitch to get back into the system if you don't have people that you can trust. like a cellphone and a mailing address.

ttfn

your loyal and humble servant,

para siempre

2007-07-22T07:29:00.000-07:00

Whirlwind Time Once More!

My dreams of becoming a Mad Max Electrician are over, for good. If you can't support me during a review of my health, f@kc you.

I died my mulkhawk, a lovely merlot. I love merlot, it dances upon the tongue and carrasses the belly with tender kisses.

I'm serious.

I developed a lost picture worth a million songs, yesterday while checking out the festivities coinciding with the the release of the 7th and final installment of the harry potter series. It's from my first trip to new york and in that picture my eyes are alive with love for the girl next to me.

It's quite gross.

I really don't know what else to say.

oh wait yes I do. I was denied medical coverage because I made 5 dollars to much this year.

I'm sure my blogs will eventually come back to more bloggish style when I find my passion again.

oh and I am developing a website with a friend from highschool.

note to self

2007-07-14T09:27:00.000-07:00

5 years later and you still find yourself bound by her light.

2007-07-14T08:05:00.000-07:00

**update**

applied for healthcare from our blessed united states (remaining testicle has been acting weird; I had testicular cancer couple years ago :()

was informed that 649 is the maximum amount of money I net monthly

tried coke zero for the first time while watching Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (hillarious)

have been scanning wikipedi regularly again, the last article I perused, Jack London.

broke my glasses.

realized I want more.

discovered that if you google jenny wright from near dark, I ma on the 1st page of image search results.

have been working on my listening skills.

miss my daughter.

I am alive

2007-06-14T05:26:00.000-07:00

all hail the irn fist of mulk

like most bloggers mulk was born under a dying sun

and

there can be only one!!

I am back at the source, my parents house.

and

I am working as an electricians apprentice again.

and

I plan on boldly going where no mulk has no gone before'

Hey Jerkface!!!

2007-04-02T21:14:00.001-07:00

I am still alive?

short update:

my daughter is/has been in town from FLA :) she departs back with her mom tomorrow morning :(

I am about to embark on an adventure of a summertime. My friend and I are going to attempt to live in a different city each month for four months. Using my extensive networks of friends across the world and zest for life in the unknown. states on the list. FLA, NY, GA and IL.

I stopped paying any and all bills. (other than rent) credit cards, cell phones et cetera.

I was working construction but that's done.

I saw and was let down by 300, I'll just watch sparticus!! thank you very much.

I started working on the script to my graphic novel.

doe eyes and I are still talking....and I am still fumbling.

more to come ....when I find more pieces of my mind.

Hey Jerkface!!!

2007-04-02T21:14:00.000-07:00

failure

2007-02-21T22:32:00.000-07:00

I lost. no more sweet embraces. no more supple kisses.

now to get that out of print Hemingway book back in my possession.

&

to find more sweet embraces and supple kisses.

the story so far

2007-01-15T14:48:00.000-07:00

still unemployed. they are broken up and I made my move. We made out a week ago and Went on our first date the other night to Video Games Live. Last night I was high and she came over drunk. It did not go well. We got into a fight and she ended up storming off in a drunken stupor. ( she lives right around the corner)

why do I have such a hard time telling people that mean something to me is perplexing. I'm not afraid but it's like the cat catches my tongue and the sentences never connect.

no more, I will destroy and rebuild those old habits.

I hope this makes sense to everyone out there. cause this isn't a game to me.

2006-12-28T07:47:00.000-07:00

since my last post, I threw a party, doe eyes and current beau showed up, another crush (10 years) is there, I juggle both crushes, doe eyes and current beau leave and got into a fight regarding me, she returns to the party crying and upset, I walk her home, we go into an empty house neighbors house, the moment happens, 10 year crush calls me, I explain to current crush that I gave my word that I would return so I'm leaving, she balks, I kiss her quickly, I leave her in the house alone with her thoughts, I return to ten year crush and reap the rewards.

The day after christmass, doe eyes calls me and we talk for two hours, she says "this is dangerous" and and then she asks me the ace, "why would you want a girl that would cheat on her boyfriend". I'm smiling and speechless. She is the first girl to ever ask me that question and she is in teh right position, with all the power because ultimately I want to be her boyfriend, I want to snort in her neck and smell her feet. I want to experience her and crawl inside her head with my flashlight and go adventuring.

why did the chicken cross the road?

I would die for peanut butter.

2006-12-15T02:36:00.000-07:00

I could not hack it as an electrician. much props to my fear of heights. Jobless once again I walk the boulevard of broken dreams searching for the next scene. I learned and I enjoyed myself.

I played battleship with a beauiful girl. just being next to her with those big doe eyes is like staring into the face of god and being told that you are it's most wonderious creation. She has a boyfriend but I don't care. all is fair in love and war.

see what I mean, reread that last sentence, written like a 4th grader but produced by a 26.

Also there is a potent foriegn substance racing through my system right now and it is awesome.

There is so much to share I dont know where to begin...Example.

going to a trendy hipster bar with my roommate the skunk and walking into club night where everyone in the bar is black and dressed like a hip hop music video including hot ass girl on the stripper pole. we walked out after they ignored my attempts to purchase a delicious beverage.

blah blah blah dot dot beep woosh.

2006-12-07T18:58:00.000-07:00

Last night I got high and reacquired Frank Herberts Masterpiece, Dune.

F*ck yea!

2006-12-06T19:38:00.000-07:00

I lost my password......

I wish but not. Instead I am alternating between social circles on the internet much like the current I inhibit in my new job as an apprentice electrician.

My self endorsed retirement is melonacholicially over. well at least for the time being.

During my hiatus I displaced much of my capital replacing nourishment in my body with delicious not so nourishing fermented beverages of the "strong and tasty" kind. I finally understoof what it was like to be .....typical american youth.

Also I recently discarded certain pragmatic paradigms of mine. foremost, religion and secondly, social conditioning.

To sum up my life succinctly, right now, quickly, Imagine a leaf blower in the dirt.

; )

darkest days

2006-10-25T11:36:00.000-07:00

We lost one of the greatest bloggers to ever grace the blogosphere.

Maine from Qmaine.blogspot.com deleted his blog sometime between this morning and last week.

I shall observe a five minute moment of silence in memoriam of the joy that his blog brought to my life and countless others.

maine if you're out there please email my gmail as I quit my job long ago.

"I'm still bound by the light you left behind..."

2006-10-18T02:33:00.000-07:00

I completed my "love" blog and it was painfully short. A result of deviating from my original intention of writing to "you" and switching to "me". One of the other unattended side effects of writing that blog was rediscovering emotionally charged memories (both awesome/not awesome) that have lately been manifesting themselves subtly in my dreams, much like a special guest star on a soap opera. I am to say the least, a tad vulnerable but at the same time ready to fill myself full of delicious whiskey :)

Joey, I feel for you in your quest for peace.

28 days later or something

2006-10-06T05:34:00.000-07:00

Retirement is still holding strong and I couldn't be happier.

In one week I will be attending Zombie Prom on October the 13th!
I recently made out with a girl that I've had a crush on for over a year and I've been enjoying the feeling of elation that accompanies such an experience.
I am writing the hardest blog yet, a blog about what love means to me, not everyone else's perception of love.
I have made/trying to make peace with the fact that I do not want love in my life for a while due to the knowledge I acquired from my introspection. *I think closing doors in your life is dumb but...

lately:

My roomate and I have been dressing up like Knights and running around
Tempe, Az. For Example earlier in my waking hour, I witnessed Dragon Force dressed up as a Knight of Fury with my Roomate and afterwards we went to a local bar where I drank dark elf's blood and Sabertooth tiger burgers. mmm mm delish!

Last saturday, the same night I made out with the girl I've crushed on for over a year my friends and I dressed up like Gothic Children and ran around an amusement park, playing lazer tag, video games and goat cart racing. we addressed everyone outside our group as mortals. Most People enjoyed the Joke but of course there were the n00bs.

stupid, stupid, n00bs.

I've realized that I really, really need to work on my communication of how I feel. see what I mean. ha!

2006-09-09T05:08:00.000-07:00

Apparently I have to much time on my hands and my priorities are screwed up

here I am

2006-09-09T04:26:00.000-07:00

In general when I'm unhappy , I think god damn this is awesome because I can do something about it.

seriously,

day 45

2006-09-02T03:39:00.000-07:00

hi,

I am broke.
I quit my job.
I am unemployed.
I cashed out my 401k.
I was a "good" person and hooked up my friends with benefit w/ somone who she will share sweet tender moments with.

I am leaving for kingman in about 3 hours.

I am drunk.

but...

i am happy.