tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-57782522009-04-02T18:23:26.688-06:00drunken spittles of brian lynch, derek doublin, and ray prewitt. featuring the dirtiest leprachaun, casey scott and senor mudking russell kirschner although we are not sure where he went.dammitrayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15136795488524194887noreply@blogger.comBlogger825125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5778252.post-1962701447101746162009-04-02T14:54:00.002-06:002009-04-02T18:23:22.135-06:00

So last night I run into this imaginary girl in my dreams on two occasions. The first time, I do not remember her name (because she is imaginary, right?). Well she thinks we have met before and I guess I vaguely recognize her or something. She tells me her name is Moe. I just assume that is how it is spelled. It is my brain, so I guess I can spell it however I want.Here is where it gets

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Always go with creepy, creepy clowns. I took these shots at the lovely Rio Lindo resort in Dominical, Costa Rica.

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Sparkle fART Sundays - Make your own SnuggieSparke fARTS - Sparkle Farm Arts and Crafts DayHost: Sparkle FarmType: Music/Arts - ExhibitNetwork: GlobalDate: Sunday, March 22, 2009Time: 12:00pm - 3:00pmLocation: The Sparkle FarmDescriptionSparkle Farm is now hosting Arts and Crafts on Sundays - Sparkle fARTS. This weekend will be a Snuggie making workshop. Sewing machines and patterns will be

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Future Pants - Pants from the FUTURE - Ebay Auction Video from Derek Doublin on Vimeo.

dammitrayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15136795488524194887noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5778252.post-53051978703133636842008-11-16T01:14:00.001-06:002008-11-16T01:16:04.167-06:00

but i figure i might get a better chance of finding him if i cover more bases...http://oklahomacity.craigslist.org/mis/920948616.htmlit's just lunch.

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In protest of Red Lobster's neverending marketing of neverending everything, we will be demonstrating our solidarity against all aquatic life without fins and scales tomorrow evening. This event is completely unrelated and entirely coincidental to the adjacent protesting by our brethren in hate, the folks at www.godhatesfags.com and their protesting of the 10th anniversary of the atrocity in

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oh how i wish pictures of last night's festivities made it into a camera somewhere. Chris and myself let it all hang out when we met Courtney and Rebecca for "Ladies Night" at the Blue Note early yesterday evening... dressed as "ladies". much to our delight and the chagrin of the fellow male patrons, we did, in fact, drink free all night long. Chris, a.k.a. "Shelly" wore an a very apropos

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Met the neighbors tonight. They pretty much suck except for the plans for a swimming pool that spans both yards that you swim underneath Mariot style.

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"Glitter is the herpes of arts and crafts." -Danny

dammitrayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15136795488524194887noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5778252.post-47147703283652652152008-03-03T14:55:00.014-06:002008-03-07T14:29:36.186-06:00

Mitch Baker, Derek Doublin, and myself spent a good chunk of last saturday blowing up ice cream cones in my hand. all in all a fairly typical day at the Sparkle Farm and for Derek and Mitch, an average day at work.oh, this road. we don't get 'jackass' bored, but entertainment for us has to be of a certain latitude to even raise a brow.in more than one topical discussion, heroin has been

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they say that starving to death is really a pleasant way to go. as you get closer and closer to your tyra weight, you body releases endorphins and makes you loopy happy. maybe it's meant as a last ditch effort to encourage a taco expedition, maybe it explains why some models talk that way, and maybe it's why i went to the gym today... twice.i've been doing a mile and a half in the mornings, no

dammitrayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15136795488524194887noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5778252.post-33552263705947878762008-01-28T20:37:00.000-06:002008-01-28T20:53:09.997-06:00

i just smoked my last cigarette for a bit. stupid Derek got me all excited about doing a Master Cleanse, but i had one pack left so i finished them. started fasting this morning after he and i went to my noise violation probation deferred adjudication rapin'. i got $84 back from a $204 bond. i extremely dislike my old neighbor that wasn't Derek. whatev, case dismissed.so yeah, smoked while

dammitrayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15136795488524194887noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5778252.post-67217510530488077172008-01-25T14:31:00.000-06:002008-01-25T14:54:26.371-06:00

my buddy Phil and i paid a visit to Mama's Smoking Aces yesterday afternoon at the less than prompt "its five o'clock somewhere" time of 3:30pmto simply call it a dive bar would grossly misrepresent it's mostly working class non-lesbian lady clientele.the sign on the door greeted us with my favorite misspelling of the year, "No open containers in or out of the bar. If you break this rule, YOU

dammitrayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15136795488524194887noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5778252.post-37374606944280801802008-01-24T16:14:00.000-06:002008-01-24T16:17:09.616-06:00

You know,sometimes it amazes mewhen I think of all the people in the world,and all the innocent children,and all the wonderful animals,and really... all the LIFE on this crazy planet,that I'd like to kill and eat.LOL.It just amazes me.Man, I love meat.

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such a good food."Happiness is only realizedwhen you have Nacho Cheese Doritoscovered in melted cheeseand a bowl of queso."

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such a fantastic movie."happiness is only real when it's shared"

dammitrayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15136795488524194887noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5778252.post-16371559867116947772008-01-21T21:39:00.001-06:002008-01-22T08:31:44.058-06:00

i like to think that he was calling his office from Fred Segal because he found a hoodie that i would look great in (and i don't even like hoodies).tobey.mp3in my real reality, our paths rarely crossed on set and we never officially met. very thoughtful though.i wonder what would happen if i called back and asked what kind of ringtone Tobey would want? yeah, i'll get him like a spiderman

dammitrayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15136795488524194887noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5778252.post-44724873007956612442007-12-28T16:35:00.000-06:002007-12-28T16:40:31.771-06:00

During our Mexico stay we will be visiting a little village called Yelapa. They are in need of school supplies there and Jami, the German, and myself are going to carry some down in our check-in luggage. If any of you Oklahomans or Austinites have some things you want to send down, get 'em to me before the 3rd. Or if you feel like sending some down, here is some info from the teacher

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Derek has deep-ended (with floaties)

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Derek has been hard at work promoting the semi-private Sparkle Farm Bad Sweater Christmas party. if you don't know where the Sparkle Farm is, sorry, you're not invited. here's some of his handy work.

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it's Austin, 1999. Laura House, Anna Bartkowski, and myself are drinking Schlitz at Ginny's Little Longhorn the day before Laura and i report to wardrobe for "Where the Heart Is". In walks "wardrobe" snapping pictures of the locals like they'd never seen chicken shit bingo before. they did not recognize us. pretty much they were there to take pictures of us so that they could dress us like us

dammitrayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15136795488524194887noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5778252.post-82579052827350031062007-12-08T11:28:00.000-06:002007-12-08T11:44:15.022-06:00

i just arrived at my hotel in Santa Fe. quick update before I'm off to wardrobe. since i'm just barely above dayplayer status i guess i can tell you they put me up in the lovely Holiday Inn. it's actually kind of nice. just past the storage units i can make out a JC Penny through the mist. if any of you feel the need to stalk some bit actors, knock yourself out, i'm in room 319. if you are

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