tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-56576243939537226202009-07-08T16:15:01.886+02:00Andrewnoreply@blogger.comBlogger43125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5657624393953722620.post-46757920488115983242009-06-22T18:50:00.003+02:002009-06-22T18:50:58.532+02:00

What is happening my fine-feathered and feather-free friends?! Really, really, really sorry for the prolonged absence... really. But I have a good excuse! It's because I'm dead...That's right, dead tired of blogging! I'm still alive and kicking and I just want to let you know that June is a perfect month for you to send me compliments and well-wishes in order to motivate me to blog again. I need

Richhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11960101980718071425noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5657624393953722620.post-5468612410114053542009-05-25T16:44:00.002+02:002009-05-25T16:46:47.322+02:00

Hey, this a photo of my agent Ron's Mercedes... does anyone know what it means? There is nothing to win, but I'm really curious...

Richhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11960101980718071425noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5657624393953722620.post-43035741066542492532009-05-07T16:22:00.001+02:002009-05-07T16:25:09.001+02:00

Hello animals!Long time no blog. I hope my tweets have entertained you during my absence. The month of May in Hollywood is the best. Beautiful weather, cheap and delicious tacos and all the smog you could ever want in a city. Since the season finalé of my show (the number one rated television program hosted by an ostrich) I've been hanging around, trying to keep myself grounded, and not let the

Richhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11960101980718071425noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5657624393953722620.post-968832805145632612009-04-24T18:06:00.002+02:002009-04-24T18:34:14.901+02:00

Animals, today I have a few simple thoughts for you.#1. It's Friday, it's sunny and the birds are singing. Please enjoy that. Also, see what my friends at GymGlish are cooking up today!#2. This spring is going to be a hot one. L.A. is on fire! Literally#3. That's it. I got nothing. But enjoy this weekend, and don't be afraid to spread your wings and fly!Peace and Out!Rich

Richhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11960101980718071425noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5657624393953722620.post-67774010919787075182009-04-14T17:27:00.003+02:002009-04-14T18:16:59.293+02:00

On Easter, the Morning family has a tradition that no one else in the world practices. It's called an 'Easter Egg Hunt'. Basically, one of my Mexican chihuahuas hides eggs in the garden, and me and my family, accompanied by a mute, fun-loving seal named Pavel goes to look for them. Everyone has a great time, but for some reason, we tend to finish this game in less than 3 minutes. I wonder why

Richhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11960101980718071425noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5657624393953722620.post-5009729200752718762009-04-01T18:48:00.000+02:002009-04-01T18:49:07.620+02:00

I am a bird, and so naturally I tweet. However, I am also a skilled internet user, so naturally I tweet... using Twitter! I urge every animal with an iPhone, an internet connection and a tail to follow my tweets here! Go for it party animals!

Richhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11960101980718071425noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5657624393953722620.post-5409683418701775442009-03-30T17:38:00.003+02:002009-03-30T17:50:21.174+02:00

Alright critters, first things first: the winner of my RSS contest is the one, the only Anonymous! Anonymous, I would love to give you one of my unique Rich Morning Mugs which are Really Super Special, but first you must tell me your name and e-mail address (e-mail me or post it in the comment box. Also, because I'm Rather Silly Sometimes, also please tell me again why you love my Ricdiculously

Andrewnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5657624393953722620.post-52833833102416515902009-03-03T12:24:00.011+01:002009-03-04T15:49:00.822+01:00

Hello animals,Today I'm going to tell you about something called RSS. My computer geek friends Jenny the Jackrabbit and Lawrence the Lemur have put a funny orange button on the top right hand side of my blog. It says 'RSS' on it.But what does that mean? I'm just a simple ostrich with excellent verbal skills and remarkable charm, so I don't really know. Maybe some of you do though...so it's time

Richhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11960101980718071425noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5657624393953722620.post-25364254737205921262009-02-25T12:01:00.000+01:002009-02-25T12:02:42.681+01:00

Q. What's better than Rich Morning?A. Nothing 3 Rich Mornings!My next door neighbor, amateur geneticist and leopard, Larry, has discovered a way to clone animals! Naturally, I requested 2 clones of myself: 1 to do my dirty work (cleaning, cooking, vacuuming, ironing and occasional assassinations) and the other date as many females as possible. I myself, the real Rich, will continue to host my

Richhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11960101980718071425noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5657624393953722620.post-59592441930477410762009-02-11T11:40:00.002+01:002009-02-11T11:45:40.782+01:00

Sometimes I feel sad. There are many reasons: Ron "The Camel" Goldstein has only bad scripts for me to read. My supermodel marmotte girlfriend dumped me for a bad-ass giraffe. Pavel doesn't want to hang out after the show because he is learning to spin a ball on his nose. These things make me feel blue. But whenever I feel bad, I know exactly who to go to. Her name is Heidi. She's a hyena, and

Andrewnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5657624393953722620.post-35716945813328302712009-02-10T06:41:00.002+01:002009-02-10T06:46:00.988+01:00

Hi Animals! I hope you're well. Just to let you know that it is the last week of my holiday, and I will be returning to my house in the Hollywood hills early next week. It will be strange to come back, I've had such a good time hanging out on the beach and tanning my fathers. I've made a lot of good friends here, including some very mischievous macaques (they are small monkeys with little beards

Richhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11960101980718071425noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5657624393953722620.post-2276146319301552042009-01-31T13:14:00.008+01:002009-07-08T16:14:49.936+02:00

It has been exactly 1 month since New Year's (and by the way my head still hurt from all that coconut juice), but still, it's important to remember our new year's resolutions. Here it is, the second installment of my list.No more Geckos.That's it. It's very simple, but I am through with Geckos. I'm over them. I never want to see another Gecko in my life. Done. Kaput. Finito los Geckos. Why? Well

Richhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11960101980718071425noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5657624393953722620.post-65419457100344505252009-01-25T06:53:00.003+01:002009-01-26T07:21:22.166+01:00

I missed me too. I've taken a few days off to just chill out, relax and bask in the success of my hit television program, now enjoyed by 200 or so loyal animal viewers, not including zoo plankton, who are fast becoming my biggest smallest fans. Don't worry though, I'll be back in your faces (beaks, jaws and muzzles) soon enough with a few fantastic photos and some witty cyber-banter.Peace to all

Richhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11960101980718071425noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5657624393953722620.post-13666011350755020472009-01-19T16:37:00.004+01:002009-01-19T19:15:31.419+01:00

Only 5 drawings! and one of them isn't even me, it's an Austrian kid named Franz!I'm very upset. Ron Goldstein has been trying to calm me down with bubble baths and bubble gum, two of my favorite bubble-based substances, however I'm afraid I'm not going to be able to take this for much longer. Without your drawings of me, how will my fragile self-esteem survive? Without your drawings of me, what

Richhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11960101980718071425noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5657624393953722620.post-932190477141228402009-01-13T12:16:00.003+01:002009-01-13T13:48:38.826+01:00

Good job people! I've received several new submissions for my contest. Keep sending them in, and remember to include your name, age, and the type of animal you are (if applicable) or like!Check out the first batch of pictures here, or use the link in my new Features section in the sidebar.Keep 'em coming, you little Frida Kahlos.P.S.: Here's a sample, just to let you know what the competition is

Richhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11960101980718071425noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5657624393953722620.post-37755081685379093132009-01-12T19:05:00.005+01:002009-01-13T11:33:47.335+01:00

You've seen me on television, on the magical internets, in the pages of GIANT EGG magazine and even in the blockbuster film 'Planet of the Ostriches'. Some of you have even had the pleasure of waking up next to me, but how many of you know exactly what I look like? None of you!Now is your chance to take an educated guess! Send me your drawings... (of me) of course! Winner will receive a chance to

Richhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11960101980718071425noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5657624393953722620.post-7955979280200883242009-01-08T12:11:00.012+01:002009-01-12T12:17:20.596+01:00

Hello animals!Since the debut of my show in November, I've received thousands of questions from curious humans and animals about me, my life, my show and my diet. It's time for me to answer some of those questions. Let's get started! Q: Is Rich your real name, or is it a fake Hollywood name?A: Good question! To be completely honest, my full name is Ricardo Longneck Rupert Morning IV. I come from

Richhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11960101980718071425noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5657624393953722620.post-49989992089336355842009-01-05T18:19:00.005+01:002009-01-05T19:11:42.293+01:00

Happy New Year people!Rich is back and better than ever in 2009. As a special gift this year for all my beloved viewers and readers, I have decided to give you my top 5 new year's resolutions on my blog. Today, resolution #1: Make friends with as many whales as possible. As you know, whales, much like myself, are fantastic. They are big, eat plankton, and occasionally swallow people, all of which

Richhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11960101980718071425noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5657624393953722620.post-13715161546663656042008-12-30T18:47:00.005+01:002009-01-05T13:45:29.101+01:00

P.S. Also, you know what makes a great new year's gift? The Rich Morning Show! (now with 10% more funny) So, as you make your resolutions, consider buying my show as resolutions numbers 1, 2, and 3! P.P.S: My agent says if you don't buy my show, I'm going to have to sell my private jet! Please, humans, you don't want me to walk around the streets of Los Angeles like some common zebra, do you?

Richhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11960101980718071425noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5657624393953722620.post-56012039010095721142008-12-23T14:38:00.005+01:002008-12-23T17:09:17.216+01:00

Last winter, I visited Peru, with my girlfriend at the time, a sloth named Mindy.Mindy in a box, in need of a manicure.Mindy and I were having problems. She wanted a commitment, and the only thing I'm committed to is excellence, so things didn't quite work out. One evening I decided to go out and experience the famous Peruvian nightlife while Mindy decided to stay in her box and read comic books.

Richhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11960101980718071425noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5657624393953722620.post-68693270050662185322008-12-22T19:53:00.008+01:002008-12-22T20:19:57.913+01:00

Hello animals, humans, parents, and animal parents of human children! It's me, Rich Morning, with a very important message for everyone who reads this blog.I had a long talk with my agent Ron "the camel" Goldstein, and he told me that it wasn't appropriate to talk about my crazy parties and my silly animal friends with serious drinking problems. He said that posts like that send the wrong

Richhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11960101980718071425noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5657624393953722620.post-36619521709189072552008-12-19T17:48:00.001+01:002008-12-19T17:49:11.998+01:00

Is it you?You should be ashamed of yourself. Seriously, my show is available on like 4 websites, and I'll have you know that over 17 people have watched it...So, what's stopping you?Here, I'll get you started:My first show, in which I found an assistant, and was generally fantastic.My second show, in which an Octopus tried unsuccessfully to make a cake, and I, unsurprisingly, was fantastic.My

Richhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11960101980718071425noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5657624393953722620.post-59646713574621287482008-11-26T17:45:00.008+01:002008-12-22T20:14:56.197+01:00

Ohh man my head hurts, what time is it? What are you doing in my kitchen... and most of all, what happened last week? I think I had a huge party to celebrate the premiere of my show (The Rich Morning Show) and my website but I'm not quite sure...Luckily my agent Ron "the camel" Goldstein took a photo, which is good, because it's the only proof I have that the party ever took place! Here it is:

Richhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11960101980718071425noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5657624393953722620.post-34843211013911611972008-11-17T18:49:00.005+01:002008-11-17T19:40:32.158+01:00

Have you ever wanted to have a teaser made about your television show? Me too. What's that? I have a teaser? Well in that case please watch it and enjoy me. Facebook

Richhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11960101980718071425noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5657624393953722620.post-23714748395171213772008-11-13T13:34:00.003+01:002008-11-13T13:36:51.513+01:00

You have been warned. Facebook

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