Just Another Redundant Blog

Beauty

2007-03-27T14:06:00.000-06:00

The stick woman in the middle is Rose McGowan (who was sexy once upon a time), and the poem is from Daria. In fact, this image is basically a rip off of something from that show, so I'm being totally unoriginal here.

I really love how anorexia has somehow become the new standard of beauty for celebrities. Maybe in the future, schools won't bother showing Holocaust footage, because everyone will look like a death camp victim naturally.

Mortality

2007-03-16T17:07:00.000-06:00

I don't make as big a deal about death as most people, and this image helps explain that. Why do people get so upset about death? Would we really prefer a world where every abuser, rapist, and waste of skin ever born has eternal life?

Incompetence

2007-03-16T15:52:00.000-06:00

A fun puzzle: if you could bomb every Geek Squad location everywhere, would the shock value of that terrorism outweigh the frustration they regularly cause with their idiocy and outright fraud?

Restraint

2007-03-06T06:19:00.000-06:00

Individualism

2007-03-02T10:56:00.000-06:00

One of the rare occasions where I actually created a positive message (motivational parody or otherwise). The handwriting is my favorite girl's, and I made this image for her. The message went over really well, for reasons I don't care to go into (like anyone would believe half the things I could say about her).

Landmines

2007-03-02T10:47:00.000-06:00

I forget where I found this picture. I have no idea who would take a photo of a kid about to step on a mine.

Fakeness

2007-03-02T10:39:00.000-06:00

Paris Hilton, whose father should've worn just one more condom.

Peer Pressure

2007-02-28T07:58:00.000-06:00

Sad, but true. This screencap is from Hotel Rwanda, if you don't recognize it. I'd say more about this, but it annoys me that the movie won all kinds of awards and "best of" lists, while the real-life genocide it depicted was ignored, as usual. What can I say? People only care when they don't have to actually DO anything.

Scientific Theories

2007-02-28T06:11:00.000-06:00

I wish this could be posted in the home of every Creationist/Intelligent Design retard from here to the end of the world. (Then again, as Mark Twain might point out, "Creationist retard" is pretty redundant.) If I have to hear one of them bleat "Oh, evolution is just a THEORY!" again, I'll scream.

Pornography

2007-02-28T06:02:00.000-06:00

For most guys, this is - sadly - absolutely true.

Ignorance

2007-02-28T05:59:00.000-06:00

Entropy

2007-02-28T05:55:00.000-06:00

Another message that I can sympathize with.

Conformity

2007-02-28T05:43:00.000-06:00

This one definitely reflects my values.

Constipation

2007-02-28T05:24:00.000-06:00

One of my favorite things is going to Flickr and making demotivational poster images. Needless to say, this is one of my favorites. (And yes, while we're on the subject, I think we can all agree that Tom Cruise would be much happier if he could just admit that he's gay.)

And We're Live, Wheee

2007-02-28T02:55:00.000-06:00

Yay, I've finally gotten around to reconfiguring my much-neglected site as a blog with a shockingly inappropriate design scheme.

Anyfuck, this is going to be mostly about my humor and fiction-writing. If you want to learn more about me than that, your need for worthwhile things to do has probably reached terminal levels, and I can't help you. Oh, yeah, I'm kinda misanthropic, so it's not really a good idea to interact with me more than absolutely necessary.

Test post!

2007-02-28T01:51:00.001-06:00

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