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Contributing Writers Wanted!

2009-01-05T13:00:00.007-05:00

Unfortunately I haven't been able to spend as much time as I would like making this blog everything It could be. Absolutely nothing is off limits for you on this site. So, if you're interested in getting your opinions heard, no matter how inflammatory, please consider becoming a contributing writer here at El Chauvinisto. To apply, simply use the contact page above and please use an accurate email address where you can be contacted, as further instructions will be sent via email. As always, your complete anonymity is safe with me. The First Amendment is respected here as well.

MSNBC - Male Producer Calls It Like It Is

2008-12-05T14:08:00.003-05:00

One of the male producers at MSNBC completely blows up at some dumb cunt reporter. His use of language is excellent. MSNBC could be the last bastion of hope for men in the workplace. I think I'm going to apply for a job there...

The 10 Biggest Feminist Myths

2008-10-19T20:54:00.001-05:00

This post was taken directly from: http://www.theconversationcafe.com/forums/showthread.php?t=5008

Are you tired of male-bashing and victimology?
Have you had your fill of feminist "Ms./Information"?
Have you been misled by factually challenged professors?
TAKE THIS TEST:

Campus feminism is a kind of cult: As early as freshman orientation, professors begin spinning theories about how American women are oppressed under "patriarchy." Here is a list of the most common feminist myths. If you believe two or more of these untruths, you may need deprogramming.

THE TEN MOST COMMON FEMINIST MYTHS:

1. Myth: One in four women in college has been the victim of rape or attempted rape.

Fact: This mother of all factoids is based on a fallacious feminist study commissioned by Ms. magazine. The researcher, Mary Koss, hand-picked by hard-line feminist Gloria Steinem, acknowledges that 73 percent of the young women she counted as rape victims were not aware they had been raped. Forty-three percent of them were dating their "attacker" again.

Rape is a uniquely horrible crime. That is why we need sober and responsible research. Women will not be helped by hyperbole and hysteria. Truth is no enemy of compassion, and falsehood is no friend.

(Nara Schoenberg and Sam Roe, "The Making of an Epidemic," Toledo Blade, October 10, 1993; and Neil Gilbert, "Examining the Facts: Advocacy Research Overstates the Incidence of Date and Acquaintance Rape," Current Controversies in Family Violence eds. Richard Gelles and Donileen Loseke, Newbury Park, CA.: Sage Publications, 1993, pp.120-132; Robin Warshaw (with Ms. Foundation) I Never Called It Rape: The Ms. Report -- With afterward by Mary Koss, New York: Harper Perennial, 1988; Mary Koss, et al "The Scope of Rape," Journal of Consulting and Clinical Psychology, 1987, Vol.55, pp.162-170; Mary Koss, et al "Stranger and Acquaintance Rape," Psychology of Women Quarterly, 1988, Vol.12, pp.1/24.Campus Crime and Security, Washington, D.C.: U.S. Department of Education, 1997. *According to this study, campus police reported 1,310 forcible sex offenses on U.S. campuses in one year. That works out to an average of fewer than one rape per campus.)

2. Myth: Women earn 75 cents for every dollar a man earns.

Fact: The 75 cent figure is terribly misleading. This statistic is a snapshot of all current full-time workers. It does not consider relevant factors like length of time in the workplace, education, occupation, and number of hours worked per week. (The experience gap is particularly large between older men and women in the workplace.) When economists do the proper controls, the so-called gender wage gap narrows to the point of vanishing.

(Essential reading: Women's Figures: An Illustrated Guide to the Economic Progress of Women in America, by Diana Furchtgott-Roth and Christine Stolba, published by the Independent Women's Forum and the American Enterprise Institute, Washington, D.C. 2000.)

3. Myth: 30 percent of emergency room visits by women each year are the result of injuries from domestic violence.

Fact: This incendiary statistic is promoted by gender feminists whose primary goal seems to be to impugn men. Two responsible government studies report that the nationwide figure is closer to one percent. While these studies may have missed some cases of domestic violence, the 30% figure is a wild exaggeration.

(National Center for Health Statistics, National Hospital Ambulatory Medical Care Survey: 1992 Emergency Department Summary , Hyattsville, Maryland, March 1997; and U.S. Bureau of Justice Statistics, Violence-Related Injuries Treated in Hospital Emergency Departments: Washington, D.C., August 1997.)

4. Myth: The phrase "rule of thumb" originated in a man's right to beat his wife provided the stick was no wider than his thumb.

Fact: This is an urban legend that is still taken seriously by activist law professors and harassment workshoppers. The Oxford English Dictionary has more than twenty citations for phrase "rule of thumb" (the earliest from 1692), but not a single mention of beatings, sticks, or husbands and wives.

(For a definitive debunking of the hoax see Henry Ansgar Kelly, "Rule of Thumb and the Folklaw of the Husband's Stick," The Journal of Legal Education, September 1994.)

5. Myth: Women have been shortchanged in medical research.

Fact: The National Institutes of Health and drug companies routinely include women in clinical trials that test for effectiveness of medications. By 1979, over 90% of all NIH-funded trials included women. Beginning in 1985, when the NIH's National Cancer Center began keeping track of specific cancer funding, it has annually spent more money on breast cancer than any other type of cancer. Currently, women represent over 60% of all subjects in NIH-funded clinical trails.

(Essential reading: Cathy Young and Sally Satel, "The Myth of Gender Bias in Medicine," Washington, D.C.: The Women's Freedom Network, 1997.)

6.Myth: Girls have been shortchanged in our gender-biased schools

Fact: No fair-minded person can review the education data and conclude that girls are the have-nots in our schools. Boys are slightly ahead of girls in math and science; girls are dramatically ahead in reading and writing. (The writing skills of 17-year-old boys are at the same level as 14-year- old girls.) Girls get better grades, they have higher aspirations, and they are more likely to go to college.

(See: Trends in Educational Equity of Girls & Women, Washington, D. C.: U.S. Department of Education, June 2000.)

7. Myth: "Our schools are training grounds for sexual harassment... boys are rarely punished, while girls are taught that it is their role to tolerate this humiliating conduct."

(National Organization of Women, "Issue Report: Sexual Harassment," April 1998.)

Fact: "Hostile Hallways," is the best-known study of harassment in grades 8-11. It was commissioned by the American Association of University Women (AAUW) in 1993, and is a favorite of many harassment experts. But this survey revealed that girls are doing almost as much harassing as the boys. According to the study, "85 percent of girls and 76 percent of boys surveyed say they have experienced unwanted and unwelcome sexual behavior that interferes with their lives."

(Four scholars at the University of Michigan did a careful follow-up study of the AAUW data and concluded: "The majority of both genders (53%) described themselves as having been both victim and perpetrator of harassment -- that is most students had been harassed and had harassed others." And these researchers draw the right conclusion: "Our results led us to question the simple perpetrator-victim model...")(See: American Education Research Journal, Summer 1996.)

8. Myth: Girls suffer a dramatic loss of self-esteem during adolescence.

Fact: This myth of the incredible shrinking girls was started by Carol Gilligan, professor of gender studies at the Harvard Graduate School of Education. Gilligan has always enjoyed higher standing among feminist activists and journalists than among academic research psychologists. Scholars who follow the protocols of social science do not accept the reality of an adolescent "crisis" of confidence and "loss of voice." In 1993, American Psychologist reported the new consensus among researchers in adolescent development: "It is now known that the majority of adolescents of both genders successfully negotiate this developmental period without any major psychological or emotional disorder [and] develop a positive sense of personal identity."

(Anne C. Petersen et al. "Depression in Adolescence," American Psychologist February 1993; see also, Daniel Offer, and Kimberly Schonert-Reichl, "Debunking the Myths of Adolescence: Findings from Recent Research," Journal of the American Academy of Child and Adolescent Psychiatry, November 1992.)

9. Myth: Gender is a social construction.

Fact: While environment and socialization do play a significant role in human life, a growing body of research in neuroscience, endocrinology, and psychology over the past 40 years suggests there is a biological basis for many sex differences in aptitudes and preferences. In general, males have better spatial reasoning skills; females better verbal skills. Males are greater risk takers; females are more nurturing.

Of course, this does not mean that women should be prevented from pursuing their goals in any field they choose; what it does suggest is that we should not expect parity in all fields. More women than men will continue to want to stay at home with small children and pursue careers in fields like early childhood education or psychology; men will continue to be over-represented in fields like helicopter mechanics and hydraulic engineering.

Warning: Most gender scholars in our universities have degrees in fields like English or comparative literature--not biology or neuroscience. These self-appointed experts on sexuality are scientifically illiterate. They substitute dogma and propaganda for reasoned scholarship.

(For a review of recent findings on sex differences see a special issue of The Scientific American "Men: The Scientific Truth, " Fall 2000.)

10. Myth: Women's Studies Departments empowered women and gave them a voice in the academy.

Fact: Women's Studies empowered a small group of like-minded careerists. They have created an old-girl network that is far more elitist, narrow and closed than any of the old-boy networks they rail against. Vast numbers of moderate or dissident women scholars have been marginalized, excluded and silenced.

(Essential reading: everything by Camille Paglia; Daphne Patai and Noretta Koertge -- Professing Feminism: Cautionary Tales from the Strange World of Women's Studies; and Christina Hoff Sommers -- Who Stole Feminism? How Women have Betrayed Women)

**Should you encounter an item of Ms/information in one of your classes, in a textbook, or a women's center "fact" sheet, let us know. We will print it on our campus website, SheThinks.org, correct it with accurate information, and politely inform the source of the mistake.

Another Old Woman Takes a Shit in Public

2008-06-27T16:54:00.005-05:00

This is like the third video I've seen of an old woman taking a shit in public. What the fuck is with these cunts?

Update: Here's another.

Update #2: Here's the third.

Women Make Shitty Thieves

2008-06-16T19:52:00.003-05:00

Not only does this video point out the lack of decency with women, but it also illustrates just how fucking loose women are nowadays. It just went right in...fucking nuts.

Mashed Potatoes Are Murder - Meat Is Tasty

2008-06-05T01:02:00.004-05:00

The day women left the kitchen and began wiggling their fat asses in public was the day the great American carnivore died. The cunt-dominated group, known as P.E.T.A. is to blame.

Ever since the 19th Amendment, women have been given free reign to voice their retarded fucking opinions like a $2 Filipino whore gets dick at a "rail me before I get the HIV" fuck-off. I, for one, aint buyin'.

P.E.T.A. plans on protesting the yearly gathering of one of the greatest, male dominated, and tastiest industries on the planet. The pork industry. That includes pork chops, ribs, bacon, pork chops on a stick, bacon bits, and bacon.

P.E.T.A. somehow thinks that eating dead shit is some sort of crime. "Meat is murder" they say. How fucking pathetic. People have been clubbing dumb fucking animals over the head for thousands of years. Would these bleeding-heart cunts rather us go back to shooting hundreds of dull-ass arrows at a buffalo until it finally dies from exhaustion or blood loss? Fuck no they wouldn't. I would though, that shit would be fun...and tasty.

To better illustrate the womanly logic behind P.E.T.A. here's a portion of their press release. [Source.]

Des Moines, Iowa - Lying nearly naked on large trays and covered with clear plastic in front of signs reading, "Meat Is Murder," PETA members will mimic typical meat packages on Thursday at Nollen Plaza in response to the 20th annual World Pork Expo, which will be happening nearby at the Iowa State Fairgrounds...
..."We are challenging people to really think about what 'meat' is," says PETA Manager of Vegan Campaigns Lindsay Rajt. "Eating flesh means eating the corpse of a tortured animal who did not want to die. We're encouraging kind consumers to give vegetarianism a try."

With that fucked up logic, you could go right ahead and say that since plants were at one time living organisms, eating a plant is unethical as you actually need to kill the fucking thing in order to eat it. After all, who's to say that your broccoli didn't suffer after you P.E.T.A. whores so brutally ripped it's living ass out of the ground. Chances are that broccoli didn't want to die either. What a load of shit. Do these stupid cunts get all pissy when a Venus Fly Trap eats a frog? Fuck no. I guess plants need to eat.

I'd be willing to bet that half of these cunts have designer handbags. Of those, I'd say that maybe 100% use some sort of glue derived from animals. What now bitches?

Here's another thing, you dumb whores; meat isn't murder, cannibalism is. And guess what? Damn near every cunt in P.E.T.A. is a dyke or gobbles cock like it's going out of style. What that means is that, no matter how hard she tries, she's eating a little bit of her dyke lover. If she happens to have the honor of sucking me off, she'll get her protein requirements for the day. Then I'll call her a murderer for eating millions of my semen that didn't want to die.

See everybody? This is the stupid shit that happens when you let females dominate any type of anything.

Women Are Fucking Idiots.

2008-05-17T00:06:00.007-05:00

When I came across this first video I had to hunt for some more.

-Dumb Woman Cleans Automatic Doors

-Dumb Women Compilation Vid

-Women and cars don't mix.

-Stop resisting you hippie slut! Is this one even funny? Yes.

-Women will volunteer for anything as long as it means they get a little attention.

Women Can't Shit for Shit

2008-05-04T02:46:00.004-05:00

Today an eternal question raised by millions of men, by way of female idiocy, will be answered.

Why do women go to the bathroom in groups?

There are many schools of thought when it comes to this ridiculous topic.

1. To put on makeup.
2. To blab to their whore friends about their problems.
3. To snort coke. *This is actually very likely as you will see*
4. To swap out blood plugs.
5. To take a shit. *Correct Answer*

The first reason, to put on makeup, makes sense but is completely wrong. As we all know, women are insecure as fuck and need to paint their faces on in order to feel good about themselves. The second thing about this, that all men know, is that women will not, under any circumstances, leave the house without makeup on. With that said, there is no reason for women to get up from the table after being in this hypothetical restaurant for five minutes, to "touch up" their makeup. It hasn't been on their faces for more than an hour for shit sake. There is no way that shit is smudged up already. When I slam my cock down your throat, it will be but that's several hours away. Another reason we men know the makeup excuse is bullshit is because we've all seen our women take out their powder and apply it all over themselves at the fucking dinner table. What fucking manners. Way to get that chemical shit all over my food.

The second logical reason for female self-herding is to blab to their whore friends about their problems. Although this makes sense, it's also wrong. Since when do women have to go behind closed doors to talk shit about you or anyone else? If you answered "never" you're right because women have no problem being catty and wrong in public.

The third, and one of the most likely reasons, is to snort coke. When it comes to women and weight loss, nothing will stand in their way. That includes legality and class. Once women found out that a little snooter here and there could help them lose a couple pounds, they hit the ground running...all the way to the crack whore employer office. Men use coke to have fun and rail ridiculously impossible sluts at the bar. Women use coke to shed a few and to look trashy in the process. Call Oprah because I smell a bestseller. Whitey: A Working Woman's Guide to Weight Loss.

The fourth reason most men will not touch with a ten foot bloody cotton ball. Why? Because it's disgusting and because it also means that she's probably not screwing tonight. And that's where I'll leave this. Just trust me though, this is NOT the reason for female self-herding.

The fifth and final reason is the god's honest truth. This truth can be summed up in five kick ass words: women can't shit for shit. Women need to shit in groups because they're too embarrassed to actually let anyone know about their bowel movements and need "excuse backups" when they come back to the table. God forbid some stranger hears you drop one. Whenever you ask what they did, they always say, "girl stuff." That's codeword for, "I just dropped a huge deuce and am too embarrassed to take shits without my support system." What's so hard about doing your "business" all by your 'I'm a big girl now' self? Seriously. Nobody cares that you're taking a shit in a four star restaurant. You don't need your girlfriends to make "fake noise" at the point of anal explosion. It's not that big of a deal. It's completely natural. I've sometimes been known to hold back the flood gates until someone actually walks INTO the shitter. It's entertaining as fuck.

Don't get me wrong. It's not like I want to know when my girlfriend takes huge shits in public toilets, I just wanted my fellow man to know the truth about voluntary female herding. Seriously.

Cunt of the Year Eternity

2008-04-24T12:36:00.000-05:00

Hillary Clinton. Who the fuck does she think she is? Why she thinks she has better than a whores shot in church of becoming President is beyond me, but I've got a pretty good idea. She's a woman and women are dumb as fuck. Hillary Clinton isn't just any woman either, she's perhaps the biggest bitch of a cunt that's ever walked the face of slut-ass mother Earth.

Welcome to Cunt of the Year: Hillary Clinton Edition.

Presidency.

There are several things I hate about the bitch, but I'll start with the obvious. She's running for fucking President. If she was running for president of her local PTA I'd still be pissed but I sure as fuck wouldn't spend my time writing about the shit. Ohhh no, she's got to be the President of the motherfucking United States of we're-fucked-if-she-wins. Aint that a bitch? Yes it is, and her name is Hillary Clinton.

What the fuck has she done for anyone in this country? Nothing, that's what. She couldn't even "take care" of her husband when he was in need so why the fuck do people think she'll "take care" of the U.S.? It's a mind-fuck really. All she wants to do is tax the fuck out of you so she can buy another dyke-suit. Really people, when a man who holds the most stressful job on Earth can't get a little relief from his wife and therefore has to go slump-busting, you know something isn't right.

Hillary is nothing without the Clinton.

What's the Hillary without the Clinton you may ask? I'll tell you. A bum-fuck attention whore lawyer who works pro-bono for some crack whore who's suing the city because she thinks being called a prostitute is degrading. That's who. She owes everything to Bill and unfortunately, her millions of dumb fuck supporters don't see that. They think she's actually earned everything she has now. I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but you sluts need to understand that if it wasn't for Bill's insatiable appetite for fucking ugly bitches, Hillary would be living alone in a studio apartment, wiping back to front, and applying stretch mark removal cream to her god-awful thighs. No Bill=no Hillary. Wake the fuck up ladies.

She's a cunt, plain and simple.

Congratulations Hillary "Clinton" you're our Cunt of the Year. Now get out there and be somebody...somebody who's not afraid to suck a goddamn cock once in a while. Selfish bitch. You could have saved your husband's presidency. Way to go.

For those of you who would like to see Hillary body slammed, look no further. The manly WWE has come through once again.

One Year Anniversary

2008-04-22T11:36:00.001-05:00

Today is the day. El Chauvinisto's birthday. Before I continue, I would just like to say thanks to MenAreBetterThanWomen and Dick Masterson, as well as everyone who did a Google search for skirt sharking.

El Chauvinisto has surpassed my traffic goals for the year with over 10,000 hits. The amount of time I'm able to spend on this site is so minuscule that 10k unique visitors is quite an accomplishment for me.

OK, without making this post too long and drawn out, I just wanted to say thanks to everyone one last time this year.

Here's a little gift from me to you.

Veronica Zemanova strips in the shower.

Today El Chauvinisto is one year old...and counting.

Thanks again.

Universal Glory Hole

2008-03-29T18:04:00.010-05:00

Ever wonder why there's a multi-billion dollar diet industry? Me neither. Why haven't I? Because I'm not a fat bitch.

Cunts can't keep their mouths shut for shit, so when they're not talking, they stuff it with food. If you don't believe me, here's the proof.

Cunts think that their fucking mouths are, in some way, more important than their vagina's. You can observe this by simply going to the mall at any time when most men are earning back what their wives have been spending for the better part of 4 years. You'll see dozens of them. Know what else you'll see? None of them using their mouths for what God (a man) intended. And by intended I mean sucking cock, not eating and not talking. Their vagina's do it, why can't their mouths follow suit? Is it that difficult to not annoy every MOTHERFUCKER on the planet?

This is why I propose the Universal Glory Hole.

The Universal Glory Hole is exactly as every man who just read this, sees it. A Glory Hole for every man at every stage of his life. Anonymous, disease free, and part of your company's standard 401(k) package. It's universal because every man sees the need for such a "put 'em in their place" proposal.

Eliminate female fatness and all noise pollution around the world.

The constant squatting and bobbing motion required to be a glory hole girl is all it would take to end the obesity epidemic. It would essentially kill 3 cows with one cock.

1. Provides employment for ex-Hooters girls and all other "qualified" women.
2. Enables a massive food surplus that can then be used to feed starving children in Africa.
3. Promotes the intended use of a woman's mouth.

Yep, I'm a humanitarian.

Long story short, put the fork down and shut the fuck up, cunt.

Jerry Springer: Exposing Women For What They Are...

2008-02-27T04:20:00.007-05:00

...fat, money grubbing whores. A suggestion for the two whores fighting naked, HitTheTreadmill.com. As for the other two on the pole, well, you're still whores.

NSFW Below.

File this one under another reason to never get married.

For your enjoyment, here's another one (NSFW). Notice how the female audience members willingly disrobe on command, thus confirming that all women are whores.

Also notice how they were lezzing out. I don't know what that means exactly but it sure is awesome. I especially like how the cunts had their mics around their necks...reminded my of my dog. The only difference is that my dog is intelligent and well behaved. It also doesn't have the clap...or a vagina.

No Ma'am. A Tribute Post To The Great Al Bundy.

2008-02-06T18:23:00.000-05:00

Below you'll find the Ballad of No Ma'am as well as the very first Married With Children episode featuring No Ma'am. I suggest listening to the Ballad of No Ma'am prior to watching the famous No Ma'am episode. It's that manly.

Al Bundy. Legend, lion, lover. To women he was all these. To men, he was just a TV character. A super fucking manly TV character. Women have a hard time grasping reality. That's why you find them eating Danishes and crying over their daytime stories. Anywho, enjoy the show.
Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Don't forget this. Al Bundy VS fat women.

Oh, and if you want a No Ma'am t-shirt, go here: http://www.printfection.com/No_Maam

Using Logic With Women Is Illogical

2008-01-17T23:10:00.000-05:00

I'm writing this today to try and help my fellow man. Many have fallen into the false assumption that women's brains work the same as ours. Unfortunately they're wrong (I know, it's hard to believe). They're used to debating fellow men on such subjects as politics, economics, war, women, and why MenAreBetterThanWomen, amongst others.

They're burning themselves out. They, like all men, don't half-ass anything.

It's like a Major League All-Star team playing against the Sarasota Girls Softball troop. Risking injury for what?

It doesn't matter how many home runs we hit, how many K's we rack up, how many runs we score, or how huge our payroll is. We play hard no matter what. All that matters is that we play "fair." But how can we when we're so much better? We can't.

No matter how dirty the Sarasota team plays (spiking, bean balls, etc.) we're still expected to lose out of "chivalry." We'll be called heartless and unfair (gay, small dick, hasn't been laid) if we don't. This is because the Sarasota team, and it's parents, function solely on emotion. To them, a win constitutes not being mercy ruled. And if we don't give them a 43 run advantage (female affirmative action) we're "cheating." The fact that we agreed to the 43 run advantage (female affirmative action) is, in essence, the Sarasota team admitting to their inferiority. Take that to heart.

We're using too many resources on a fucking Bush League team when we should be using them to contemplate how to ensure the peaceful, successful, and healthy progression of MANkind.

It doesn't matter how many times we tell the Sarasota team and it's parents that no matter how hard we try, we can't lose. They'll never get the fact that we're just that good.

Using logic with women is illogical for the same reasons.

Many times I've been told not to "sink down to their level" or to "take the high road." Fuck that. Women don't use logic, therefore they DO NOT UNDERSTAND IT.

You have to use emotion in order to efficiently communicate with a woman. Things like, "get lost...FATTY!" That's the only shit they'll understand. Doesn't matter how many times the All-Stars win while playing fair, we'll only win if play the same game Sarasota plays. Unfortunately, that game is the emotional one. It's like speaking Italian to someone who is fluent in Pig Latin. Not gonna work.

A relatively new member at the MABTW forums made a post that I'll partially quote here,
He said:

Gents, I am sorry.

I am apologizing for my inability to stave off the Shrew Trolls that float through posting like a dog turd in a rainstorm.

There was a time, when Necro posted more often out there, when I fought the invading Femi-Troll tide with words of wisdom, with words of philosophy, truth, and fact. (Don't forget logic and common sense)

But........I have noticed I am losing my intellectual edge. I am being ground down by the sheer.......stupidity of the Troll posts.
They post so much, they talk SO much, they are SO incredibly dense, that I have resorted to simplistic insults.

What happened? What changed? WHERE did I go wrong!

I think he, like most men, feels that "resulting to simplistic insults" is below him. It is, to an extent. But only when knowingly dealing with another man.

We can throw facts at women all day. Has that ever worked in the past? Fuck no. That would require logic.

Simplistic insults are to women as logic is to men...obviously. Use their only weapon against them. All they'll be able to do is say something like, "good one, was that to make up for your 'size' asshole?"

I'd rather have them call me childish and leave than think they're right and stay. That's logic.

Only Women Can Be Sluts

2008-01-07T21:21:00.000-05:00

You read the title correctly. Only women can be sluts. They are also the only sex fully capable of being a whore. You probably knew that already.

I've heard many women on many occasions ask, "why is it 'cool' for a guy to have lots of sex but when a woman (broad, cunt, idiot, etc.) has a lot she is considered a slut?"

I'll tell you why you stupid bitch. But first let me explain the difference between a whore and a slut.

A whore by definition is:

A person considered as having compromised principles for personal gain; a prostitute.

A slut on the other hand is defined as:

A woman considered sexually promiscuous.

So what are the differences between the two? They both act like floozies. They are both despised by society. There can't be that much of a difference. Or is there? Yes. There is.

What the two definitions above fail to recognize is that being a whore is a mental flaw present in all women. She has sex with you, not for her own sexual pleasure, but for her addiction to either shopping or crack...or both. A whore wants something more than 3.9 ounces of manjuice strategically sloshed on her forehead. She wants dollars.

Sluttyness is purely physical.

Shopping and crack to a whore is like cock to a slut. They accomplish the same thing. The slut shops for, AND smokes cock. She gets all her pleasure from the penis or other phallic like instruments.

So back to the question, "why is it 'cool' for a guy to have lots of sex but when a woman (broad, cunt, idiot, etc.) has a lot she is considered a slut?"

The short answer is that penises are far superior to vaginae.

A man can have sex with literally thousands of women without any physical changes/damages to his paduke. Wilt "The Stilt" Chamberlain railed 20,000 women and rather than the sex becoming worse over time, you can pretty much guarantee that the 20,000th got as much, if not more, pleasure from "The Stilt" than the first. That's because penises do not get 'used up' like vaginae.

A slut is a slut because vagina's undergo a physical change after it is first penetrated. A woman's vagina will never get any better than the first time. It gets worse...much worse. Why do you think virgins are so prized around the world? Why do you think I will not involve myself with a woman who will not suck my cock or let me put it in her ass whenever I want? Thousands of dumb fucks over seas kill themselves every year just to get a shot at 72 of these sluts. Why 72? Vaginal rejuvenation surgery. The 6 or so weeks it takes the first slut to heal up from surgery is the approximate amount of time the average Joe takes to get through about 70 of those sluts. The other two are buffer virgins.

Long story short, penises > vaginae. They last longer, are more efficient, and don't smell like shit.

Only women can be sluts because only vagina's can become used-up, floppy, stretch marked, torn, bleeding, cheese making, gigantic, horse's collars.

I mean, Jesus Fucking Christ! Children pop out of these things! Fucking children! That's HUGE! Have fun in one of those.

A message to every slut out there: next time you go to the doctor, ask to see the vaginal rejuvenation specialist. When HE comes into the room, and it will be a HE, suck his cock. He deserves it. Just remember that in five years you'll be needing to see him again.

Video Evidence (NSFW):

Dick Masterson on Dr. Phil - The Finale!

2007-12-20T18:07:00.001-05:00

This is episode four of the Dr. Phil "House of Judgment" show starring Dick Masterson of MenAreBetterThanWomen.com.

Episodes 1&2 can be seen here.

Episode #3 can be seen here.

Dick Masterson on Dr. Phil - Episode #3

2007-12-12T20:37:00.002-05:00

Here's the third installment of Dr. Phil's "House of Judgment" starring Dick Masterson of MenAreBetterThanWomen.com.

If you've missed the first two episodes of Dr. Phil's "House of Judgment" you can watch them here.

Episode #4 - The Finale can be seen here.

If A Woman Were President...

2007-12-10T13:49:00.000-05:00

...this wouldn't be too far from the truth.

I don't give a shit who you vote for, just don't vote for Hillary. Hillary Clinton is a bitch.

Dick Masterson on Dr. Phil - Episodes 1 & 2

2007-11-27T20:38:00.004-05:00

Just in case you missed them, I'm posting the first two installments of Dick Masterson of MenAreBetterThanWomen.com on the Dr. Phil show. I felt everyone needed a little reminder. Keep in mind that there are two more episodes to come!

Episode #1

Episode #2

Watch episode #3 of Dr. Phil's "House Of Judgment" here.

Episode #4 - The Finale can be seen here.

Even Monkeys Know a Woman's Place

2007-11-08T01:41:00.000-05:00

Ever go up to a woman and make lewd gestures and maybe even "touch your private parts? We've all done it, or at least wanted to. Picture it, some hot chick with no bra on, wearing a sweat-drenched thin white cotton t-shirt, tending the garden whilst the sun beats down on her showing you every detail of those fine perky breasts. How could you not want to? The bitch is just asking for it right? Just because she's in a whores uniform doesn't mean she's a whore, especially not in this country, or so they say. I guess it works the same in Kenya but the monkeys there don't seem to give a shit. The story, according to the British-based Telegraph, states that, "it was well known that monkeys and baboons have a penchant for harassing women rather than men, and even gesturing at them and touching their own private parts." That's friggin awesome. Even monkeys know that women aren't good for anything but sex. What makes it even better is that the monkeys actually "touch their own private parts." If you've ever had a live-in girlfriend, you know that jacking off in front of them is a big no-no. That's why I love these fucking monkeys.

According to the article, It's gotten so bad that the women have actually had to start dressing like men in order for the monkeys to stop fucking with them. "According to locals, the animals have become so aggressive that women have taken to dressing up like men, wearing trousers and long-sleeve shirts." In other words, taking off their whore uniforms. Those monkeys must be pissed. I would be.

Now this is the shitty part. The women there are so whiny that the wildlife service there is actually considering killing some of the monkeys. "Sometimes if you kill or capture one the rest will disappear into the forest." They claim that the problem is that the monkeys are stealing food, but if women weren't so damn worthless, the food would be safe. The problem here is that the women think they can contribute something more than just sex. Why do you think that the monkeys don't fuck with the men? Because the men will kick the living dog shit out of them. Women will just bitch and moan about the 'sex-crazed monkeys.' It's fucking bullshit if you ask me. If women were capable of doing anything right, those monkeys would know better than to fuck with them. Unfortunately, that's how the world works. Women make a mess then call on the men to clean it up. The monkeys know this, I know this, MenAreBetterThanWomen.com knows this, why don't women?

Perhaps the greatest part of this story is the caption that the Telegraph placed on their website under the photo below. It said, "The creatures apparently have no respect for women." What a fucking gem.

Monkeys are smarter than women because, unlike women, they know a woman's place.

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Women Drivers Galore!

2007-11-04T19:37:00.000-05:00

And I pay more for insurance.

-Cunt takes 2 minutes to back out of a parking space.

-Cunts will do anything to spend men's money.

-This cunt failed the parking test.

-Crazy cunt driver almost kills a man inside the building when she slams her car through a glass wall in Athens Greece video from a security camera

-At least tell the parking attendant you dumb cunt.

-Typical cunt driver.

-Biggest spot, smallest car, cunt behind the wheel. Take a guess.

-8th DUI For Woman Leaving MADD Meeting. One cunt asked the drunk bitch, "why didn't you say, I can't drive home now after I've heard all this?" I know, I know, is it because she is a woman with absolutely no reasoning skills? Why yes it is. And they want to put a woman in the White House.

-Woman drives into a hole then goes in after her car. Genius.

-Roll-it bitch!!! HAHAAAAAAA!

-This bitch just deserves a good hate fuck. That dude is one tough sob though.

-Why is parking so fucking hard for women? BTW, if you like Lynard Skynard, this vid is for you.

-At least this one is getting an oil change.

-In case you were wondering why all this shit happens.

-AND NOW...THE WORST DRIVER IN AMERICA!!!

Dolemite - Full Movie

2007-10-20T15:01:00.000-05:00

Click here to watch this movie.

Women Suck

2007-10-15T13:52:00.000-05:00

Don't fool yourselves bitches. This is how you all act.

Women Suck! - The most amazing bloopers are here

Bad Mommy - NSFW

2007-08-22T22:52:00.000-05:00

Not only are these moms bad parents, they're whores too. Taken from here.

Women Drivers

2007-08-22T22:30:00.000-05:00

I've said it before and I'll say it again. If you give women ANY power, they fuck it up. This time it happened to be a 1967 Shelby Cobra. What a waste.