tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-55117782008-08-11T11:13:07.443+01:00The Green Blogwhere everything's green..Chafidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08004537800290112621noreply@blogger.comBlogger223125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5511778.post-28968089711402978342008-01-31T08:37:00.000Z2008-01-31T08:41:58.555ZThe Black Adderthe Youtube link.
Blackadder: Right Baldrick, let's try again shall we? This is called adding. If I have two beans, and then I add two more beans, what do I have?
Baldrick: Some beans.
Blackadder: Yes... and no. Let's try again shall we? I have two beans, then I add two more beans. What does that make?
Baldrick: A very small casserole.
Blackadder: Baldrick, the ape creatures of the Indus have Chafidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08004537800290112621noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5511778.post-1150842161791387192007-04-26T10:43:00.000+01:002007-04-26T10:44:52.832+01:00Dum Dums - Lonely Hearts CompanySometimes I'm sad and i don't know why
I sit under the stars and I almost cry
and in times like these you know I'm lonely and I wanna die
When you're looking for a cigarette to ease your pain
And your life's a drag and you work in vain
Burned down your office and walk out into the rain
Life is short
You gotta look around
Pretty soon you'll be all grown up
With dead eyed kids and a life of hell
Chafidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08004537800290112621noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5511778.post-16725019306743707402007-03-27T06:53:00.000+01:002007-03-27T06:54:18.877+01:00MagicA magician is performing at a wedding, and decides to try a new trick.
'For this trick, I'll need a female volunteer from the audience. Please raise your hand.'
Lots of female guests raise their hands. Naturally enough, he picks the blonde bridesmaid with the big tits. When she comes on stage he says:
'For the purposes of this trick, I'll need you to remove your underwear'
She's a bit bemusedChafidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08004537800290112621noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5511778.post-68239251362648676452007-03-06T12:08:00.000Z2007-03-06T12:09:16.215ZLast.fm Feature TestChafidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08004537800290112621noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5511778.post-1170062984562290122007-01-29T09:28:00.000Z2007-01-29T09:29:44.576ZHeadlinesA preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase a horse and enter it in the races. However, at the local auction, the going price for horses was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured that since he had it, he might aswell go ahead and enter it in the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in Chafidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08004537800290112621noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5511778.post-1169203246935668622007-01-19T10:03:00.000Z2007-01-19T10:40:47.010ZThe best vacation I've ever hadTwo weeks ago, I had the privelege of participating in Carlsberg Kickoff, a football trivia quiz show which aired on ESPN Starsport. The show participants were coming from all over Asia, and from Indonesia, I was one of the lucky six to be chosen.
Since ESPN Starsport (which from now on will be called ESS) is based in Singapore, participating in the show would required all the contestants to Chafidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08004537800290112621noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5511778.post-1164979904498833582006-12-01T13:27:00.000Z2006-12-01T13:31:44.513ZAnnouncementSometimes months ago, I decided to wrote all things that related to music, football and movies to a new blog. My decision stems from the desire on how to wrote proper reviews. I haven't been able to update it for a while, but I will soon. Coming up are The Prestige review, a new Superman Returns review (but I'll have to get the DVD first), and probably some movies that I watched in the upcoming Chafidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08004537800290112621noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5511778.post-1160654625969822082006-10-12T12:04:00.000+01:002006-12-01T13:26:23.536ZI wrote this in the fasting monthLately, the negative sentiments towards the muslims begin to sicken me. I used to be able to ignored it for a while, but somehow, for me, it began to hit a whole new level. I don't know whether this is because of the fasting months make you tends to be more religious, but I do know that all that exist and I'm not being paranoid about it.
I'm sick and tired about it. Now, I come to the point Chafidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08004537800290112621noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5511778.post-1160407341761569062006-10-09T16:00:00.000+01:002006-10-09T16:22:21.776+01:00AnnoyedKenapa gw sering banget liat foto di friendster dengan pose sok malu: muka ngadep ke bawah, tapi mata melihat ke kamera sambil senyum. Biasanya yang sering foto dengan gaya ini adalah cewek2. Entah mengapa si subjek foto menganggap bahwa pose ini dia kelihatan lebih menarik. Hellooo??? Muka lo gak keliatan jelas dengan gaya seperti itu. Apanya yang lebih menarik??
Kesan yang gw dapet adalah Chafidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08004537800290112621noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5511778.post-1160289609420336002006-10-08T07:39:00.000+01:002006-10-08T07:40:09.433+01:00Eat That Blunt!You're Pitiful
My life is brilliant...
What, was I too early? Oh, sorry. Should I...Do you wanna start over? Or, keep going?
Okay, now? Now?
My life is brilliant
Your life's a joke
You're just pathetic
You're always broke
Your homemade Star Trek uniform
really ain't impressin' me
You're sufferin' from delusions of
Adequicy
You're Pitiful (X3) It's true
Never had a date
That ya couldn't Chafidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08004537800290112621noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5511778.post-1159423248249233882006-09-28T06:30:00.001+01:002006-09-28T07:00:48.263+01:00I could write a song, a hundred miles longWell, actually I can't. And let me tell you why (Although you might be able to guess this already). I'm a terrible writer. And I mean terrible. Took me forever to construct a good sentence. And it's even longer when in Bahasa Indonesia. And my storytelling technique is awful. It doesn't have any structure, I usually just jump from points to points that I want to explain.
Besides all that, I do Chafidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08004537800290112621noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5511778.post-1159075462507864032006-09-24T06:23:00.000+01:002006-09-24T06:24:22.523+01:00Gold In Them HillsI know it doesn't seem that way
But maybe it's the perfect day
Even though the bills are piling
And maybe Lady Luck ain't smiling
But if we'd only open our eyes
We'd see the blessings in disguise
That all the rain clouds are fountains
Though our troubles seem like mountains
There's gold in them hills
There's gold in them hills
So don't lose heart
Give the day a chance to start
Every now and Chafidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08004537800290112621noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5511778.post-1152819752345746532006-07-13T19:46:00.000+01:002006-07-14T11:39:58.636+01:00Au Revoir Zidane!Well, the world cup has ended about 4 days ago, and life's back to normal again. No more waking up in the early hours of the day to watch a game. I, as most football fans around Indonesia will be relieved that, our routine wont be disturbed.
But the after effect of the final is stil going strong. Not because of the game itself (which is not very good since only France who were going for the win Chafidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08004537800290112621noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5511778.post-1152162497848493292006-07-06T06:03:00.000+01:002006-07-06T06:08:17.870+01:0037 of the best chat up lines1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.
2. Nice legs...what time do they open?
3. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
4. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
5. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Chafidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08004537800290112621noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5511778.post-1152102483301222852006-07-05T12:57:00.000+01:002006-07-05T13:37:06.306+01:00He Returns.. With A Bang!
Geek Alert!
Okay, so I watched Superman Returns for the second time last weekend. I'm usually quite tight when it comes on seeing movies at the cinema, but I make exceptions now and then for movies I like.
So, you could all guess that I like Superman Returns. How much I like it? I absolutely love it. 100% love it. There are just so many things that I really like about it. One thing is that Chafidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08004537800290112621noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5511778.post-1149153698193370762006-06-01T10:11:00.000+01:002006-06-01T10:21:38.270+01:00Things That I Learned from Mission Impossible III1. Highly skilled black-ops secret agents really want to settle down, get married, and live in the suburbs where they have lame parties with their wife's dorky frinds and family.
2. The entire security network of IMF headquarters can be disabled by holding down the "talk" button on a walkie-talkie.
3. IMF agents a re issued cell phones with really bad reception.
4. Human nasal passages lead Chafidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08004537800290112621noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5511778.post-1148064297403059002006-05-19T19:43:00.000+01:002006-05-19T19:44:57.403+01:00What have Arsenal and Heather Mills got in common?they both could do with a second leg..Chafidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08004537800290112621noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5511778.post-1147944929071441222006-05-18T10:14:00.000+01:002006-05-18T10:39:21.336+01:00Congrats Barca!Only 3 hours of sleep last night. But it was well worthed. Seeing those diving bastard put in their place by a truly wonderful attacking team is managed to keep me awake in the ungodly hour of the day.
Congatulations Barcelona, you are truly the best team in Europe. It's nice for a change that the team that won it is actually the best team in the competition.
and oh, this is a priceless mock Chafidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08004537800290112621noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5511778.post-1145797963359528102006-04-23T13:54:00.000+01:002006-04-23T14:12:43.433+01:00American IdolOkay, I've got to admit first that I usually loath this kind of contest. But this year, I finally cave in. Yes, I've been watching this season American Idol most regularly. I've been waiting in anticipation who went out and who stays. I've been argue with friends over who should win and why still stays after some godawful performances. Yes! I've become an American Idol fan! Why you said?
Well, Chafidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08004537800290112621noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5511778.post-1143560180103693252006-03-28T16:29:00.000+01:002006-03-28T16:36:20.123+01:00Late Night in the OfficeIt's funny how when you're not in front of the computer, when you're doing something else, you usually have some good ideas to write. Now when I'm finally have some free time and in front of the computer, my mind just went blank.
I've tried to wrote some ideas on cellphone, but it wasn't practical. Can you imagine typing all these words with your thumb only? Definitely not an option.
Oh, anyoneChafidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08004537800290112621noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5511778.post-1139502768621800632006-02-09T15:28:00.000Z2006-02-09T16:32:48.683ZOkay, something serious nowI've been following this discussion regarding the caricatures that a Danish newspaper print about Prophet Muhammad (pbuh). (Please, do not open this if you're easily insulted)
I finally seen the problematic caricatures this afternoon. And I must say it doesn't bother me as much as I thought it would. Yes it's ignorant and stupid, it's definitely wasn't wise, but I really, should I care when Chafidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08004537800290112621noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5511778.post-1138732723262181652006-01-31T17:49:00.000Z2006-01-31T18:43:16.570Z1.00 AMWell, it's a few minutes short but what the hell.
Anyway, I met some friends from Sunderland tonight. It was quite fun, even though only a few of us that could make it. There's actually something funny about them. These people that I met, I actually only knows them only for a few weeks. That's because when they start enrolling in Sunderland University, I was already finished my course and ready Chafidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08004537800290112621noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5511778.post-1137693574941091952006-01-19T16:45:00.000Z2006-01-19T18:06:03.326ZMusicSince exercise pill that can give you six packs without doing any real exercise is still haven't been invented, I think the best invention mankind have ever produce is music. I don't really know how music start, probably some lazy ass caveman who have nothing to do, thinks his voice sounds good and decided to sing. Well, fuck knows. But thankfully, over the years, it has evolved to somehow nicer Chafidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08004537800290112621noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5511778.post-1136651847635947862006-01-07T16:15:00.000Z2006-01-07T16:37:27.686Z30 FactsThis is very good
30 Facts about Mr. T, Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel
my favorites:
Vin Diesel is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Vin Diesel allows to live.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until Chafidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08004537800290112621noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5511778.post-1136397881298223642006-01-04T17:00:00.000Z2006-01-04T18:09:30.983ZWelcome 2006Yay! my first post after 2 month hiatus!
First, let me say, happy new year for all of you out there. I've been really busy with work and all, and didn't have the time to update this blog.
Which is too bad, because I come up with some fantastic ideas back then. Here is the example how even the hardest work couldn't contain a creative mind. *puke at the back*
Anyway, in the 2 months, I have:
- Chafidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08004537800290112621noreply@blogger.com