tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451751.post-1057757358034850662003-07-09T16:29:00.000+03:002003-07-09T16:49:03.710+03:00<em>National Instute for Insurance's new solution for sorrow maximization</em> <br /> <br />We've been asking around about Robin Hood's tale here in Tel Aviv. <br />It appears that the version of this tale we were told here in Israel is a bit different. <br />The hero here is not a man - Robin Hood - but an institution: The National Institute for Insurance. <br />The idea in the original tale was pretty different as well. <br />Here, The National Institute for Insurance (NIFI) is the star -Robin Hood- this stands. <br />Only the way he acts is a bit different. <br />Its main goal is to maximize sorrow and despair among poor families belonging to the lowest layers of our society. <br />Its last idea was really outstanding in its efficacy. <br />The Israeli government, in line with its society-destruction policy, passed not long ago a new law: all family aids (food, health, schooling) to the starved must be cut by at least 99.9% (the .1% is an insurance fee for the next political campaign). <br />NIFI, which is responsible for the distribution of these aids was instructed to stop them. <br />Here came the new idea. <br />Since the law was passed some months ago, NIFI's top management came out with a new astounding idea that would hopefully create maximum pain and sorrow to the targeted layers of society. <br />Let the cutbacks be retroactive! <br />"Let's ask for our money back from these people". <br />This way, at the end of the previous month, thousands of the poorest families in Israel found in their mailboxes a letter asking them for returning such huge sums they hardly could figure mentally. <br />The goal was achieved. <br />Maximum despair among the poor. <br />Now, what does Robin Hood have to do with this you might be asking. <br />You see, the original tale develops around the concept of moving wealth from the rich to the poor. <br />NIFI does actually move wealth, only not from the rich to the poor, but the opposite way, from the poor to the rich. <br />Reverse Osmosis, this is their second name. <br />NIFI takes from the poor to give to the rich. <br />Millions of millions of Sheqels are taken every day through extorsion from the poorest people, while tons of billions are due from the rich and never paid. <br />The latest rumour we heard is about our Prime Cinister. <br />It appears he sued NIFI for a cash return they owed him. <br />NIFI applied here the retroactive rule and returned him the monthly "debt" starting from 50 years ago 'till now adapting it to inflation. <br />They almost got banckrupt, but they did it. <br />Now they're thinking about further cutbacks from the starving layers of our society in order to perform other wealth relocations like this one. <br />Here you go: ROBIN HOOD Made in Israeljacobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06177781129850731821noreply@blogger.com