tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5434459343325405401.post-45317243834523692922008-02-28T21:32:00.001+02:002008-03-05T00:37:40.148+02:00<span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" >Kelime: <span style="font-style: italic;">KADINBUDU</span></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">- Olum sen nesin?</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"> - Erkek!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"> - Tersi?</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"> - Kadin!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"> - Onun yeneni?</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"> - Citir</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" > Kelime: <span style="font-style: italic;">TERLİK</span></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"> - neyle yurursun</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"> - ayak!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"> - heh hani boyle ayaklarin usur altinda onlar olur bole yumsak yumsak</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"> - koyun!!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"> - yuh onun daha kucugu ya, koyun dedi hoduk!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"> - kuzu!!!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"> - Allah belani versin pas!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" > Kelime: <span style="font-style: italic;">ZEBANİ</span></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"> - Allahin meleklerinden biri.</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"> - Cebrail.</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"> - ilk uc harfi cizgili bir hayvani cagristiriyor.</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"> - zebrail?</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"> - seni zebrail carpsin insallah!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" >Kelime: <span style="font-style: italic;">TELEPATİ</span></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"> -hani ben sana bir seyi anlatmaya calisiyorum ama sozle degil beyin, dalgalariyla falan...</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"> -ihihih neydiiii.. teletabi..!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"> -tamam tele'si kalsin kedilerin eline ne denir?</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"> -buldum telepence</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"> -offf beee bi kere de bil be...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" >Kelime: <span style="font-style: italic;">TİMSAH</span></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"> -abi boole hani kertenkele nedir</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"> -hayvan</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"> -ne cins hayvani</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"> -surungen</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"> -ok abi bu kertenkelenin birkac beden buyugu</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"> - ejderha</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"> -?!???!!(yuhhh)</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"> son kelime eger bilinirse oyun ve hesap girecektir. sure son 10 saniye</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" >Kelime: <span style="font-style: italic;">LAMBADA</span></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"> ekip1 bakan kisi: aha mictiniz</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"> ekip2 anlatan kisi: sen oyle san. soyle bakalim alaaddinin cini</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"> nerede yasar.</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"> ekip2anlayankisi: lambada</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"> ekip1toptan: hastirr...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" >Kelime: <span style="font-style: italic;">VAN GOGH (kulak tabu kelime)</span></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"> -abi bu kisi bir organini kesen bir sanatci</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"> -bulent ersoy!!!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" >Kelime: <span style="font-style: italic;">UĞUR DÜNDAR</span></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"> anlatan: tv de program yapiyo hani yillardir</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"> anlayan: reha muhtar? ali kirca?</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"> anlatan: yok yok sarisin mavi gozlu</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"> anlayan: ataturk?</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"> ekip1: gulmekten iptal!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" >Kelime: <span style="font-style: italic;">KRAMP</span></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"> anlatan: hani futbolculara girer</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"> dinleyen: krampon</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"> gulme sesleri kesildiginde sure coktan bitmis</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" >Kelime: <span style="font-style: italic;">SERÜVEN</span></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"> a: abi macellan nasi biriydi?</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"> b: ne biliyim iyi biriydi heralde (birinci kopus,ama duur)</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"> a: abi onu demiyorum neye duskundu?</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"> b: kariya kiza bi de ickiye olabilir</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"> (pes)</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" >Kelime: <span style="font-style: italic;">MISIR</span></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"> kiz:keops nerde??</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"> cocuk:etiler!!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"> kiz:allah cezani versin emre....</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" >Kelime: <span style="font-style: italic;">OKUL</span></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"> -biz nereye gideriz hergun</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"> -bara... diskoya... sinemaya.. cafeye...bowlinge..</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">alisverise...gezmeye.. ay olmuyo boole baska sekilde anlat</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"> -ailemiz bizi nereye gidiyo biliyor</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"> -haaa okulaaa</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" >Kelime: <span style="font-style: italic;">ANNELER GÜNÜ</span></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"> -cennet kimin ayaklari altinda ?</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"> -anne</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"> -tamam , hani onlarin ozel bi zamanlari var , ne o?</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"> -adet..</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" >Kelime: <span style="font-style: italic;">KÖPEKBALIĞI</span></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"> -denizde ne olur?</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"> -dalgaa!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"> -hayir ya oyle diil hani karadada var hav hav eder?</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"> -ha kopek</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"> -onun denizde olani?</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"> -deniz kopegi!</span><br /></span>DermanOnlinenoreply@blogger.com