tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-54066362007-04-16T18:01:40.384-04:00The Randomness ContinuesHave you ever wondered what goes through the minds of a genius? Ever pondered about the thoughts that float inside a truly gifted person's head? Ever want to transcend physical space and see life through their eyes?
If not, then scroll down.TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.comBlogger243125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1140732308987716662006-02-23T17:00:00.000-05:002006-02-23T17:06:59.213-05:00South Dakota Senate Passes Abortion Ban
The South Dakote state senate approved a bill to completley ban abortions in the state of South Dakota, Thursday. The measure returns to the House next week, where it was already approved previously. It is the first ban of it's kind in the United States, and was done with hopes of being brought to the US Supreme court to overturn the controversial Roe v. TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1134678450881944642005-12-15T14:35:00.001-05:002005-12-15T15:43:56.090-05:00President Bush Declares War on Unlikely Enemy
At an emergency Christmas Day press conference, President George W. Bush shocked the world by declaring that the United States had officially begun several strategic air attacks on important ground structures in a country which, until that morning, the United States had seemingly good relations with.
"Making a decision like this is never easy," The TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1129245385756503152005-10-13T18:48:00.000-04:002005-10-13T19:31:31.343-04:00International Olympic Committee Makes Controversial New Decision
This week, the International Olympic Committee (IOC) made a decision on what has been a very controversial subject in the last several decades: who is allowed to compete in the Olympic games?
Until 1992, the games were known as the highest medium for amateur athletes to compete at an international level. In the 1992 games in TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1128380631626657102005-10-03T19:03:00.001-04:002005-10-03T19:36:31.870-04:00Mushroom Picture Collection: Part V
(Mushroom Picture Collections: I, II, III, and IV)
One of these things is not like the other! One of these things just doesn't belong!
Your mushroom wears army boots!
Mushroom with a halo?
Bath time for the Mushroom.
The Easter Mushroom?
A Mushroom nest, part I.
A mushroom nest, part II.
Back with nature, part 6: In the jungle, the mighty TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1128371539869549932005-10-03T15:35:00.000-04:002005-10-03T19:26:06.210-04:00Government Predicts It Will Take 13 Years To Accomplish What They Already Accomplished 36 Years Ago
Several weeks ago, NASA unveiled plans to key White House staff members to put a man back on the moon by 2018. The plan involves building a new crew capsule, main engines, solid rocket boosters and massive external fuel tanks. The $100 Billion idea was presented to an advisor to U.S. Vice TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1127511670690270792005-09-23T17:41:00.000-04:002005-09-23T17:41:10.696-04:00Kerry Returns to Avenge Own Failure TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1121919258846443042005-07-21T00:14:00.000-04:002005-07-21T00:33:05.190-04:00Bush Announces Supreme Court Nominee
On Tuesday night, President Bush announced his nominee for the Supreme Court Justice to replace retiring Justice, Sandra Day O'Connor. While there was much speculation about who the President would choose, and whether or not the Democrats would use the fillibuster on a justice who was too conservative, Bush's pick went far beyond their worst fears.
"His TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1120764179528248302005-07-07T15:15:00.000-04:002005-07-07T15:22:59.536-04:00BlockBuster Announces Revolutionary New Program
This week, BlockBuster, the movie and video game rental giant, announced it will begin a new program that will revolutionize how rental stores work. This comes several months after the store started it's "No Late Fees" policy, which went into effect on January 1st, 2005. That policy allows customers to return rentals several days late, without TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1120173683786854372005-06-30T19:21:00.000-04:002005-06-30T19:33:25.663-04:00
Congratulations, Ben and Jennifer Affleck!
If you've been reading this website for a whiole, then you know that I've been doing my best to help my friend Ben Affleck marry a good Jennifer (See November 01, 2004's BENNIFER EPISODE II: A New Hope?). Well it finally seems to have worked, because he and Jennifer Garner recently got married, and are pregnant (well, I'm pretty sure she's pregnant, TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1120169148112108162005-06-30T18:05:00.000-04:002005-06-30T18:46:13.646-04:00PRESIDENT BUSH ANNOUNCES NEW DIRECTION FOR IRAQ WAR
On Tuesday, in a televised address to the nation, President Bush announced he wants to take the war in a new direction. In his speech, Bush claimed that the original reason for going into Iraq wasn't to get rid of Weapons of Mass Destruction (Wait, what? Was that before or after we found out there weren't any?), but instead to eliminate the "TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1118778658909227262005-06-14T15:38:00.000-04:002005-06-14T15:55:12.606-04:00Every June, all around the country thousands upon thousands of children scratch their head as to what they should get Dad for Father's day: powertools? A suit? A Hawaiian shirt?
Sometimes we all have problems finding a gift for our Dads, but one son's situation stands above everyone else's.
"I always hear, 'What do I get for a dad who has everything!?' Stop your whining! My problem's much worseTheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1116741888129743332005-05-18T01:46:00.000-04:002005-05-22T02:04:48.136-04:00The Randomness Continues: Two Years and Counting
It's been two years since I first made this website. That was quite a while ago. Since then, the site hasn't seen a couple pretty big changes, most notably are the improvement in my writing (some stuff from summer 2003 is just plain terrible), the addition of pictures, and of course, the 'shroom.
Sure, the website isn't that popular. I mean, TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1116135227088835212005-05-15T01:22:00.000-04:002005-05-15T01:33:47.096-04:00Top 10 Explanations As To Why Darth Vader Became Evil:
10. Jedi Temple cafeteria food.. need I say more?
9. Sith offer better dental policy.
8.Still bitter over that damn braid/mullet cut.
7. Emperor Palpatine offered him candy.
6. When hear Yoda bitch every day, begin to get annoyed you will.
5. Chicks dig the asthmatic noise.
4. 50% off on black polish.
3. Lots of bitches.
2. Wants to TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1114881467739138332005-04-30T13:03:00.000-04:002005-04-30T14:19:53.516-04:00I've found that a lot of my posts have started with, "I was flipping through channels, when..," which might be an indication that I need a hobby or a puppy or something. Anyways, once again I found myself exercising my right thumb when I came to MSNBC. Or MSN. Or is it MSNC now? MSNCA? MSNS? BSNBC? You know what, for all intensive purposes we'll call it the 'The Channel between CNN and Rupert TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1114819842110545202005-04-29T19:49:00.000-04:002005-04-30T12:53:34.116-04:00New Development in the Michael Jackson Molestation Case
On Thursday singer Michael Jackson's ex-wife, Debbie Rowe, testified in court. District Attorney Tom Sneddon was hoping Ms. Rowe would claim that Jackson made her read statements that appeared in an interview saying the alledged Molestation never occured. Instead, Ms. Rowe claimed Jackson never did anything of the sort.
Looking for some TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1114113526049840132005-04-21T15:45:00.000-04:002005-04-21T15:58:46.050-04:00So, what ACTUALLY happened behind the sealed door of The Sistine Chapel?
10. Halo LAN party.
9. Johnny Depp-a-thon.
8. Put on their mothers' clothes and make up and argued over who is cuter, Nick from the Backstreet Boys or Justin from N*Sync.
8.Vatican Idol.
7. Spin the Bottle.
6. Watched the Cardinals-Padres game.
5. Tapped a keg and set a lit bag of dog shit on the front step of St. Peter's TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1112900346725557332005-04-07T14:35:00.000-04:002005-04-07T15:02:24.863-04:00Mass Genocide Goes Unnoticed Once Again
Each year thousands are abused. They are covered in food, dirty laundry, used and forgotten. Then one day, they are dragged out of their houses and into the streets where they are beaten and lit on fire. Each year this happens, but nothing is ever done to stop it.
Each year during March Madness thousands of sofas are burned on college campuses around the TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1112761459442506142005-04-06T00:24:00.000-04:002005-04-06T00:28:31.220-04:00Dear Peter Jennings,
You have cancer.
That must suck.
To cheer you up, here is a picture of you as Mr. Potato head.
Love, The WiseGuyTheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1111457644697912132005-03-21T19:53:00.000-05:002005-03-21T21:14:04.696-05:00List of Steroid Suspects Increases Drastically
In the last few months, the steroid debate has grown immensely. Before that, President Bush declared his intentions to crack down on steroids to give the American people better rolemodels. Hmm... so is Bush saying that drug users should not be respected by the general public? Give me an H! Give me an Ipocrisy! Instead, the recently revealed tapes TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1108839680720292082005-02-19T14:01:00.000-05:002005-02-19T14:01:20.720-05:00Stereotype TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1108839315593531432005-02-19T13:55:00.000-05:002005-02-19T13:55:15.593-05:00Metronome TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1108595341556092132005-02-16T17:28:00.000-05:002005-02-16T18:09:01.556-05:00Lost Russian spy satellite found on popular PBS show
On January 9th, 2005, a satellite made a fiery re-entry into Earth's atmosphere, and was suspected to be somewhere in the Ural Mountains in southeastern Siberia. The satellite supposedly an advanced Kobalt-class spy satellite, belongs to Russia. Members of the Russian space program were reluctant to comment on details, but did say, "Spy TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1108273991347177622005-02-13T00:34:00.000-05:002005-02-13T00:53:11.346-05:00THE TOP TEN REASONS WHY OTHER COUNTRIES MIGHT HATE US:
10. Jealous of our purple mountains majesty and amber waves of grain.
9. Angry about their country's hero not being as cool as Captain America.
8. May or may not be France, and may or may not want to take back Louisiana Purchase, hypothetically speaking.
7. That whole "Constitution" debacle.
6. American Idol(s).
5. American cheese.
4. TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1108090542830730692005-02-10T21:55:00.000-05:002005-02-10T21:59:19.783-05:00 Non-Drowsy Shaquil TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1107581310596397602005-02-05T01:28:00.000-05:002005-02-05T01:03:35.280-05:00An effective use of... Democracy?!
If there's any soda better than Jones Soda, I have yet to taste it. I am so in love with Jones Soda, actually, that I plan to send in a mushroom picture to their label contest. For those of you miserable souls who have never had Jones, their labels are one of the most well known aspects of the Jones bottle (pictures below).
www.jonessoda.com Anyone can TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com