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It's all here. Get it while it's hot

2007-05-18T17:33:00.000-05:00

My style icon Killa K Kardashian was spotted maxin and relaxin with Scott Storch and two friends.

I sure hope none of their escapades end up on gangbangsquad.com.

Bobby V carried a film crew with him on his visit to The Wendy Williams Experience. She basically let him know he wasn't interesting enough for her. Poor thing. He was actually pretty excited to meet her:

Bobby also recently appeared in B&S online mag with some cutsie pic-a-lics:

Yeah. Pretty boring. Read the article here.

Mike Jones was on 106th yesterday, lookin silly:

Lol @ his constant attempt to reach out to the people...who don't actually take him seriously. But if you have any questions for him, send them to me and I'll email him and post his answers on here. That should be interesting.

Anika Noni Rose looked pretty classy at The Gilda's Club Worldwide Gala at Cipriani's in NYC last night:

While other actors were in Cannes, she was at this random event. Back to obscurity, I guess.

The Center's Julissa made the list of People En Espanol's Most Beautiful People. She looks better here even though she wore the same outfit that night to attend the Maxim Hot 100 Party.

I guess everyone thinks she's a hottie. I don't see it.

Donald Faison was spotted @ Fuse lookin like he'd had a rough night:

Why even go on tv if you're gonna be dressed like that?

And Chris Rock was at Cannes for the "Bee Movie" premiere.

I've never been a Chris Rock fan. This doesn't really help. Something about him just seems a lil off to me. I can't put my finger on it.

Omarion at Z-I00's Zootopia in NYC

2007-05-18T17:28:00.000-05:00

O rocked out with an electric guitar backstage at Zootopia:

And snatched up some swag:

Lol @ his dissapointed face. Guess they don't carry his size.

Kerry Washington killed it at Cannes

2007-05-18T17:25:00.000-05:00

The title says it all. Kerry has been one of the most photographed people at Cannes this year. Here she is at the Opening Night Gala:

At the "Zodiac" premiere:

Stunning.

We're Brotherrrs

2007-05-18T17:14:00.000-05:00

Here is 50 and his best-est buddy Yayo backstage @ TRL yesterday. Dont they just look adorable?

They were also on 106th yesterday where 50 confessed to NOT using steroids (he said he took the assumption that he is on steroids as a compliment...lol), he announced that Olivia is not on G-Unit, boasted that he owns G-Unot in addition to G-Unit, said he hadn't seen Cam since Cam got punched in the face and suggested Rocsi ask Tru Life about Cam's whereabouts and he changed shirts during three commercial breaks. A day in the life, folks. A day in the life.

New Shit: Mike Jones "My '64" Video

2007-05-18T12:58:00.000-05:00

Catchy.

I'm not curious about the album, though.

Cam'Ron's love message to 50

2007-05-17T20:18:00.000-05:00

This shit is hilarious. While on vacation, Cam'Ron took time out this evening (May 17th, 7:40pm, he quotes) to make a video message to 50 Cent professing his love and devotion to his dear buddy ole pal...lol..not quite:

It really is all fun and games till someone gets shot. So let's enjoy the fun and games for now.

Nicholas, thanks again. WSHH got this shit on lock.

Beyonce's hair goes on tour

2007-05-17T18:00:00.000-05:00

Beyonce seems to be having a gay ole time on her tour. Below are pics of her in Paris, France yesterday. But if it's one thing I know, it's that when your hair begins to crawl down your forehead...

and tries to crawl off you head...

the fun and games stop. Just take the weave out. You're scaring the children, B.

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50 Cent and T.I respond to attack on Hip Hop

2007-05-17T16:13:00.000-05:00

T.I and 50 Cent defended hip hop last night at the BET Awards Nominees press conference. Props.

50 Cent:

Big ups to Nick from WSHH for the video link-ups (bloop, bloop, bloop!).

T.I:

I think it's laughable that people like Russell Simmons and Master P are accommodating mainstream media by trying to remove certain words from hip hop language. Hip hop was born out of going against the grain; never needing to explain what you say, how you say it and why you said it. It's always been about rebellion. In a lot of the ways, hip hop is looked at as the bastard child of America-- that has and always will disagree with it's parents because they are always gonna be looking at the world from different sets of eyes.

In any case, why would you want people like Oprah or Master P agreeing with you on anything? These people are so far removed from reality, they don't even know who they are or who they might have once been. Surely one thing hip hop is not about is changing who you are to make other people feel better. Russie and P: don't take out your insecurities on hip hop. Just because you feel funny saying bitch, nigga and ho, does not mean I (and everyone else) should too.

In fact, hip hop is that bitch who doesn't curve to anyone else's stroke. Hip hop is that nigga who doesn't fuck with any other bitches and at the same time, hip hop is a ho who fucks with bitches and niggas cause she don't give a fuck.

If you don't stand for anything, you'll fall for everything. Let the real hip hop heads stand up. Let the lames fall.

I will now step down from my soapbox.

What in vampire hell..../Tank stuff

2007-05-17T13:44:00.000-05:00

Ugly Richard bka Pretty Ricky, was on 106th and Park the other night gettin their vampire on:

The atrocious video footage of the performance:

There's group outfits then there's "concept video" then there's the 24-7 costume party these indulgent young men get involved in for every friggin appearance. How they get taken seriously as... anything, somehow manages to escape me.

Moving on, Tank was on 106th too. I'm not a Tank fan, but just in contrast to Ugly Richard, I think I have no choice.

He deserves to be taken seriously. I guess. I'll have to check out his new shit Sex Love and Pain, no matter how unoriginal and boring the title is. Here's his video for "Please Don't Go":

Here's a pic of Tank from his album release party at The Grand last night in NYC. No one else of note was there. You can tell Tank looks a lil disappointed:

Maybe he will be the first r&b singer to really bring sexy back. I need more than just Robin Thicke and Justin Timberlake whispering on a track to bring it all back. That's just me.

Lol @ his fave pose.

New Shit: T.I "Big Things Poppin" Video

2007-05-17T13:39:00.000-05:00

Lol @ T.I doing push-ups at the beginning of the video. Suuuure.

T.I- "Big Things Poppin"

Fun song.

New Shit: Redman "Get 'Em" Video

2007-05-17T13:32:00.000-05:00

Redman sticks to the formula w. his new vid, "Get 'Em":

50 Cent- "Straight to the Bank" Video

2007-05-17T13:08:00.001-05:00

Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Haaaaaaah...

Hot, hot, hotties...or whateva

2007-05-17T09:48:00.000-05:00

Who: Julissa, Kim Kardashian, Ice T&Coco and Pras
What: Maxim's 8th Annual Hot 100 Party
When: May 16, 2007
Where: The Gansevoort Hotel| NYC

None of the noteable black chicks on Maxim's Hot 100 list showed up (in any photos, at least) for their sexy party last night so here are some other hotties you may care about.

Ms. Julissa left The Center and partied with the other sexified folk. She's dressed a lil too pleasant for the occasion.

My style icon Killa K Kardashian was there too, bringing the heat:

And of course, no sexy party is complete without my lifestyle idol Ms. Co-cooooooo:

As usual, ow, owwww!

Lol. Look at Ice T with his gangsta boo. Awww.

Oh yeah and Pras slipped in unannounced:

Yeah, I like to throw in a lil sneak attack fo' dat ass.

Luda luh da kids

2007-05-17T09:36:00.000-05:00

Who: Ludacris, Chingy and Kenya Moore
What: Ludacris Foundation 4th Annual Benefit Dinner
When: May 16, 2007
Where: Atlanta Apparel Mart | Atlanta, Georgia

Luda and his fam-a-lam classied it up at his foundation's benefit din-din last night.

Too cute.

The lovely Kenya Moore made an appearance:

The lovely Chingiford ignored the formal dress code and went for homeless chic instead.

Would it have killed him to wear a friggin shirt and tie? I take it as disrespect. I dunno about y'all.

Tichina the Video Chick

2007-05-17T09:10:00.000-05:00

Who: Tichina Arnold
What: 16th Annual Music Video Production Awards
When: May 16, 2007
Where: The Orpheum Theater | Hollywood, California

Ms. Arnold looked pretty put together at the Music Video Production Awards (huh?) last night. No one else of import seemed to be there so she held it down.

Niiiice. She'd probably look better with bangs, but nice work anyway.

Ciara: The new face of Rocawear

2007-05-17T07:51:00.000-05:00

Who: Jay-Z, Jeezy and Ciara
What: Rocawear and Jay-Z celebrate the new face of Rocawear Ladies Ciara
When: May 16, 2007
Where: Buddakan, NYC

Yesterday my girl Ciara was announced as the new face of Rocawear Ladies. Lookin good, lookin good.

CiCi is rockin quite a piece around her neck there. Where do you think she got that from? "Baddest bitch in the game, wearin my chain..."? Hmm. I'm just sayin.

Jeezy and Jay kicked it with CiCi at the announcement at Buddakan in NYC.

[Photo Credits: Wire Image]

I wonder why B hasn't been asked to do any of his ad campaigns yet? I guess she's busy with House of Derriere.

BET Awards Nominees list

2007-05-16T18:35:00.000-05:00

T.I, Tichina Arnold, 50 Cent and Robin Thicke were on hand at the announcement of the 2007 BET Awards Nominees today. They all looked like a happy bunch, especially considering that generally if you are asked to appear at the announcement press conference, you probably are in the winner's circle.

Mo'Nique will host the show which airs on BET on Tuesday June 26th (8pm) and Diana Ross will receive a Lifetime Achievement award. As for the nominees, Beyonce secured 6 total noms--more than any of her fellow nominees. Other artists racking up the nominations were Ciara, Akon and Jennifer Hudson, who each received three nods.

Here is the official list of nominees, courtesy of BET.com, with stars next to my picks to win:

PRO's Picks
***= Front Runner
**= That'd be great
*= Long-shot
No stars= "Moving on..."

Some of them only have one set of stars. That means I don't really care about anyone else winning in that category. Oh, and there are a couple more pics from the announcement press conference mixed in with the nominees.

Best Hip-Hop Artist
Diddy
Jay-Z ***
Lil Wayne **
Ludacris *
T.I. **

Best Male R&B Artist
Akon ***
John Legend
Gerald Levert *** ('cause he died)
Ne-Yo **
Robin Thicke **

Best Female R&B Artist
Beyonce
Mary J. Blige
Ciara **
Jennifer Hudson ***
Corinne Bailey Rae

Best Gospel Artist
Shirley Caesar
Kirk Franklin
Fred Hammond
Dave Hollister
Mary Mary

Best Collaboration
Akon / Snoop Dog - I Wanna Love You
Beyonce / Jay Z - De'Ja'Vu
Beyonce / Jay Z - Upgrade U ***
Diddy / Keyshia Cole - Last Night
Ludacris / Mary J. Blige - Runaway Love

Best Group
Gnarls Barkley ***
Mary Mary
Outkast
Pretty Ricky
Three 6 Mafia **

Video Of The Year
Akon / Snoop Dogg - I Wanna Love You
Beyonce - Irreplaceable
Beyonce & Shakira - Beautiful Liar
Ciara - Like A Boy **
Gnarls Barkely - Crazy ***

Viewers' Choice Award
Lupe Fiasco **
Gnarls Barkley ***
Jennifer Hudson
Mims
Corinne Bailey Rae

Best Actor
Idris Elba **
Jamie Foxx
Eddie Murphy
Will Smith
Forest Whitaker ***

Best Actress
Tichina Arnold
Angela Bassett
Jennifer Hudson ***
Kerry Washington
Chandra Wilson **

Best Male Athlete
Reggie Bush
Lebron James
Floyd Mayweather, Jr. ***
Dwayne Wade
Tiger Woods

Best Female Athlete
Swin Cash
Tamika Catchings
Gail Devers
Lisa Leslie
Serena Williams ***

BET J Cool Like That
Gerald Levert ***
Brian McKnight
Eric Roberson
Musiq Soulchild
Elisabeth Withers

In actuality, I couldn't care less about who wins or not, except for Lil Weezy. He's busted his ass this year and has been everywhere, collaborating with everyone and it just would be really unfortunate if he does not get recognized for his accomplishments. Aaaw. Vote y'all.

Megan and Tommy sittin in a tree

2007-05-16T16:49:00.000-05:00

Megan Good was spotted outside the KING party at the 40/40 club in NYC last night, enjoying a nice stroll alone.

But wait...what's this? Who's the man palming Meg's ass as though he owns it?

Looks like it's none other than Mr. Thomas Jones... NY JETS, Thomas Jones. I must be late, 'cause I didn't know they were all boo'd up. Con...grat...u...lations? I guess she looks happy??

Shady Movements...

2007-05-16T15:56:00.000-05:00

I'm gonna try to be as brief about this as possible.

Mase + car accident= His spot being blown while trying to pick up transvestite prostitutes.

Listen to the audio yourself:

The girl whose car he wrecked talks to a dj about what she found out at the scene of the accident here.

Another Atlanta dj discusses the situation here.

Also, I'm sure you already kneeeew, but here's footage of ya boy Lil Cease putting on a lil strip show with dudes in the room:

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These are your peoples...

50 Cent Amusement Park Video

2007-05-16T15:22:00.000-05:00

Blah, blah, mutha fuckin blah.

[Vid courtesy of OnSmash]

Lauren London: I'm not sexy

2007-05-16T10:57:00.000-05:00

Cutie patootie Lauren London appears in the latest KING magazine, proclaiming that she doesn't believe she is sexy. I love when chicks say shit like this to get attention. Let's all give her the attention she craves:

She aiiight. Whatev, she knows she's the truth.

A Box Of Mess

2007-05-16T10:47:00.000-05:00

Who: Aisha Tyler
What: Xbox 360 Halo 3 Sneak Preview
When: May 16, 2007
Where: Quixote Studios | West Hollywood, California

The boiling mess that is Aisha Tyler showed up at the XBox Halo 3 party wearing more than enough face powder and posing like her life depended on it.

Can someone please update me on her current projects? I feel like I haven't seen her in anything since Friends, and that's just bleek.

Entertainment Weekly Partaay

2007-05-16T10:20:00.000-05:00

Who: America Ferrera, Chandra Wilson, Justin Chambers, Ice T, Lakisha Jones, and Naima
What: Entertainment Weekly 2007 Upfront Party
When: May 15, 2007
Where: The Box | NYC

The ever-flawless: Miss America-

Miss Chandra. Still tryin.

Chandra and chief of surgery from Grey's Anatomy

Justin Chambers and his wifie Keisha. Why is everyone's wife named Keisha?

Lol...except for Ice T's. Ah, my idol: Ms. Coco.

Taye and his lame wife were there:

And someone thought it would be sweet to invite Dawn from Danity Kane:

American Idol reject Lakisha Jones was there:

Hey if that singing career doesn't work out, she could always work something else.

Top Model Naima was there too.

Apparently she thinks she's at a photoshoot. Might as well pose while the cameras are still watching.

Russ got new arm phat

2007-05-16T10:13:00.000-05:00

Who: Russell Simmons, new arm candy, Pras
What: Donna Karan Launches Urban Zen Initiative
When: May 15, 2007
Where: 711 Greenwich| NYC

Yaaaay! New arm candaaaaay!

Lol @ Russie's face in this shot.

Prassie Bear was there too; lookin all kinds of ashy:

Looks like times are still hard for Senor Pras.

BMI Pop Awards

2007-05-16T10:06:00.000-05:00

Who: Kelly Rowland, Ray J and Eric Benet
What: 55th Annual BMI Pop Awards
When: May 15, 2007
Where: Regent Beverly Wilshire Hotel| Beverly Hills, California

Ms. Kelly looked pretty fierce at her BMI pop awards performance.

Nicely played, Kel-boogy. Nicely played. Oh yeah, look who else the cat dragged in:

Why they would need awards for anything other than being never-was-beens, I will never know. I wonder if Eric is over that whole sex addiction thing? The chick on his arm doesn't look too happy, so I'm guessing no.