The Best Clean Humor on the Internet

tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-52161132009-10-23T10:11:53.912-07:00The Best Clean Humor on the InternetThe internet is awash with humor. Some jokes are funny, while others are clean. Here we have the rare, yet valuable, funny, clean humor. Send your funny, clean humor to me.Matthew O. Smithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09782540965685467311noreply@blogger.comBlogger373125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216113.post-29394636739306982482009-10-23T10:11:00.001-07:002009-10-23T10:11:39.089-07:00World Class Anvil Shooting

Matthew O. Smithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09782540965685467311noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216113.post-28343899339647646962009-07-11T09:37:00.000-07:002009-07-11T09:43:35.333-07:00Time Space Continuum

Matthew O. Smithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09782540965685467311noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216113.post-36629518144727576542009-06-23T10:26:00.000-07:002009-06-23T10:36:17.966-07:00Soccer Kick

We all have moments of poor judgment, even presidents. Yet, somehow, when it shows up on YouTube it is funny. Now if it just had the Benny Hill music.

Matthew O. Smithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09782540965685467311noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216113.post-41943717735446453102009-05-22T09:48:00.001-07:002009-05-22T09:48:16.115-07:00A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were on their way to Heaven

A Stairway to ParadiseOriginally uploaded by ClaraDonA brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were on their way to Heaven.God told them that the stairway to Heaven was 1000 steps, and that on every 5th step He would tell them a joke. He told them not to laugh at any of the jokes along the way or else they would not be able to enter Heaven.The brunette went first and started laughing on the 45th step,

Matthew O. Smithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09782540965685467311noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216113.post-47142792621349563832009-05-20T07:38:00.000-07:002009-05-20T07:38:15.684-07:00One Div Zero: A Brief, Incomplete, and Mostly Wrong History of Programming Languages

For the geeky crowd, we proudly present One Div Zero: A Brief, Incomplete, and Mostly Wrong History of Programming Languages: "A Brief, Incomplete, and Mostly Wrong History of Programming Languages". For example1972 - Dennis Ritchie invents a powerful gun that shoots both forward and backward simultaneously. Not satisfied with the number of deaths and permanent maimings from that invention he

Matthew O. Smithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09782540965685467311noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216113.post-39578789384410832342009-04-02T19:48:00.000-07:002009-04-02T19:49:08.688-07:00Flying Penguins

Matthew O. Smithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09782540965685467311noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216113.post-18275378636562580802009-04-01T07:10:00.000-07:002009-04-01T07:16:31.370-07:00Happy Spring Everybody

There are some great things popping up now that March is over and April has begun:GMail announces their new Autopilot programSee a shrimp running on a treadmillDon't miss a classic article on the Swiss Spaghetti Harvest, video here.If you find other interesting events for today, feel free to add them to the comments

Matthew O. Smithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09782540965685467311noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216113.post-12016804342666209112008-12-17T08:34:00.000-08:002008-12-17T08:35:19.294-08:00Straight No Chaser - 12 Days

Matthew O. Smithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09782540965685467311noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216113.post-22969472887096666982008-12-09T08:48:00.000-08:002008-12-09T08:57:09.109-08:00Random Garfield

I got this from Eagle_Fire....so this guy noticed that Garfield comics make just as much sense if you throw random panels together, and sometimes are actually pretty funny. He got a cease and desist letter. So he made the code available for people who wanted to try it for themselves. Here we go! Check it out!

Matthew O. Smithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09782540965685467311noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216113.post-90972790933309761262008-12-09T07:00:00.000-08:002008-12-09T07:01:23.368-08:00Synchronized Swimming

Matthew O. Smithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09782540965685467311noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216113.post-60771594303649348732008-11-17T07:18:00.000-08:002008-11-17T07:21:36.091-08:00Dead Parrot sketch is 1,600 years old

In an article we learn that the Dead Parrot sketch is 1,600 years old.A classic scholar has proved the point, by unearthing a Greek version of the world-famous piece that is some 1,600 years old.A comedy duo called Hierocles and Philagrius told the original version, only rather than a parrot they used a slave.It concerns a man who complains to his friend that he was sold a slave who dies in his

Matthew O. Smithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09782540965685467311noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216113.post-61192231807374928422008-11-04T09:44:00.000-08:002008-11-04T09:45:02.010-08:00Mambo #5 I think

Matthew O. Smithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09782540965685467311noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216113.post-38228468923722628412008-11-04T09:36:00.000-08:002008-11-04T09:39:03.815-08:00Star Wars with Benny Hill music

There is no end to the fun to be had with Benny Hill music -- apparently.

Matthew O. Smithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09782540965685467311noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216113.post-11322487574300134582008-11-03T12:45:00.000-08:002008-11-03T12:46:09.135-08:00Scary Teddy Bear (Prank)

My cousin sent this one my way. Thanks cuz.

Matthew O. Smithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09782540965685467311noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216113.post-78270887145287478012008-11-03T07:28:00.001-08:002008-11-03T07:28:58.688-08:00Human Tetris

Matthew O. Smithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09782540965685467311noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216113.post-81757406037455311272008-10-13T13:27:00.001-07:002008-10-13T13:27:43.208-07:0012 Days of Halloween

Pwease Don't Eat MeOriginally uploaded by r0b0r0bThe 12 Days of HalloweenOn the first day of Halloween, My good friend gave to me, A vulture in a dead tree.On the second day of Halloween, My good friend gave to me, Two hissing cats, And a vulture in a dead tree.On the third day of Halloween, My good friend gave to me, Three fat toads, Two hissing cats, And a vulture in a dead tree.On the fourth

Matthew O. Smithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09782540965685467311noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216113.post-53181845558642150562008-10-06T12:00:00.000-07:002008-10-06T12:00:46.268-07:00Emergent Chaos: The only time it makes sense to use a pie chart

Click link: Emergent Chaos: The only time it makes sense to use a pie chart: "The only time it makes sense to use a pie chart(Posted by adam)pie-i-have-eaten.jpgGraphJam, via Information Aesthetics"

Matthew O. Smithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09782540965685467311noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216113.post-28144054433134926212008-09-10T14:23:00.001-07:002008-09-10T14:23:57.603-07:00The front fell off

Matthew O. Smithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09782540965685467311noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216113.post-58969006325323784342008-07-31T07:12:00.000-07:002008-07-31T07:12:44.603-07:00World's oldest joke traced back to 1900 BC - Yahoo! News

Not much has changes in joke in 4000 years. As Burns said ¨there are no new jokes, just new audiences¨.World's oldest joke traced back to 1900 BC - Yahoo! News: "Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap."

Matthew O. Smithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09782540965685467311noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216113.post-21865648171645010042008-07-30T12:32:00.000-07:002008-07-30T12:34:53.132-07:00Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Whereas the party of the first part, also known as "Lawyer", and the party of the second part, also known as "Light Bulb", do hereby and forthwith agree to a transaction wherein the party of the second part shall be removed from the current position as a result of failure to perform previously agreed upon duties, i.e., the lighting, elucidation, and otherwise illumination of the area ranging

Matthew O. Smithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09782540965685467311noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216113.post-34824159264078489132008-07-17T09:21:00.000-07:002008-07-17T09:34:43.138-07:00A music Review

Ok, I admit it. I am a big Boston far from way back in my long hair days. I was listening to something off Boston Don't Look Back and came across the review on Pandora, which read in part:The guitars still sound like they are being fed through computers and stacked into great walls of sound by robots, lead singer Brad Delp still sounds like he is ripping his throat out, and the harmony vocals

Matthew O. Smithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09782540965685467311noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216113.post-21243141048726792312008-07-15T09:53:00.001-07:002008-07-15T09:53:49.521-07:00How not to get eaten

Angler fishOriginally uploaded by charminbayurrAn effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.

Matthew O. Smithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09782540965685467311noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216113.post-10671504949410400272008-07-14T13:39:00.001-07:002008-07-14T13:39:57.509-07:00Boat Problems

Tractor-2Originally uploaded by MarKotaLast summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, CA, some folks, new to boating, were having a problem. No matter how hard they tried, they couldn't get their brand new 22 foot boat, going. It was very sluggish in almost every maneuver, no matter how much power they applied.After about an hour of trying to make it

Matthew O. Smithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09782540965685467311noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216113.post-76663848357323125222008-04-22T08:38:00.000-07:002008-04-22T08:55:36.737-07:00Bad Burrito Dreams

Dude, I think I ate bad burrito last night.A bad burrito?Yeah. It had like beans and chilis and I don't know what all else. Tasted ok but I had the weirdest dream afterward?Like Brittney Spears?No, I was like in Moscow and there were lots of people screaming I couldn't understand a word they were saying.Scary.Yeah, dude, but then there was this rock group from Finland called the Leningrad

Matthew O. Smithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09782540965685467311noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5216113.post-56613278783794889872008-04-21T08:07:00.001-07:002008-04-21T08:07:16.021-07:00Evolution and the Family Tree

Hot lips Originally uploaded by hvhe1 A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race appear?"The mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was all mankind made."Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. Thefather answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved."The confused girl returned to her mother and

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