tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5173878235672116482008-10-14T08:50:18.072+01:00The Magpie Filesalice chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16969805206040091585chezmagpie@gmail.comBlogger495125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-517387823567211648.post-47490773141692592362008-10-14T00:01:00.003+01:002008-10-14T00:06:26.226+01:00University ChallengeMrsM hears shouting in the sitting room
and anxiously goes to check what is happening.
It is not an emergency...
it is only MrM and MasterM
watching University Challenge.
MasterM
We could make a great team
MrsM
You mean - you could do sport
and your father**
could do everything else?
MasterM
NO!
I have just been doing
Shakespearean Tragedies.
MrsM is impressed
MrM and MasterM
get back to the alice chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16969805206040091585chezmagpie@gmail.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-517387823567211648.post-16890641890043144402008-10-13T00:01:00.001+01:002008-10-13T00:01:00.728+01:00Yellow and GoldImagine that it is October
and you walk out into
a perfect autumn afternoon.
The air is still
so that the leaves barely flutter
and the light, warm and golden,
is low behind the great trees
creating long, angled shadows.
The last flowers of summer
glow in sheltered places
and you see the places that you love
as though for the first time.
Yesterday was such a day. alice chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16969805206040091585chezmagpie@gmail.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-517387823567211648.post-74851540229039296672008-10-11T08:44:00.003+01:002008-10-11T09:03:30.589+01:00A Belated Preface to a Blog
Fifi wrote a comment on my last post which touched me.
It is always so nice to come here, such gorgeous pictures and lovely tales.
I always feel, though, a bit wistful, and wish my family life was as happy as yours.
I hope that she will not mind if I share my response to her.
Dear Fifi,
Thank you for your kind words - I feel that I should explain that I decided before I even started my blogalice chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16969805206040091585chezmagpie@gmail.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-517387823567211648.post-78049665768320198442008-10-10T00:01:00.002+01:002008-10-10T00:01:00.203+01:00MasterM, BaristaMasterM is working
in one on the busiest pubs in London.
Last night we went to have a drink
and enjoy the atmosphere.
The average age of the customer is 26
and so we looked rather anomalous
but we had a good evening
and were very grateful to MasterM
for fast-tracking our food order.
Apparently the chef was having a tantrum
in the kitchen and it was a bit touch and go.
A group of his school alice chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16969805206040091585chezmagpie@gmail.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-517387823567211648.post-36537329595989093452008-10-09T00:01:00.003+01:002008-10-09T00:01:01.000+01:00The Office Next DoorI spend my days with a group of people
who are courteous, appreciative,
very funny and hard working.
Many of them are at the start of their careers
but have already made significant contributions
to research in their specialist field.
I admire them for their energy
and their commitment to worthwhile causes
all over the world.
And if they have brilliant minds
I don't think it matters
that they alice chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16969805206040091585chezmagpie@gmail.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-517387823567211648.post-11634292529339153942008-10-08T00:01:00.000+01:002008-10-08T00:01:00.181+01:00Anthony Minghella 1954-2008 I read a book once and recognised immediately
that it would make the most wonderful film.
I knew that there was only one director
who could write a sensitive screenplay
which did the book justice while avoiding sentimentality;
who would fuse the landscape and the people
and soak the film in light and music.
That man was Anthony Minghella.
So I hatched a plan to write to him
and tell him about alice chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16969805206040091585chezmagpie@gmail.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-517387823567211648.post-91759839662590550822008-10-07T00:01:00.003+01:002008-10-07T00:01:00.890+01:00Family PortraitThere are times
when I realise
how much I love my family
and I wonder
if my heart will burst.
alice chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16969805206040091585chezmagpie@gmail.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-517387823567211648.post-56034331664208476472008-10-06T00:01:00.001+01:002008-10-06T00:01:00.440+01:00To Do Listbuy fresh fruit
collect currency
watch MissM play hockey
new boots
ironing
go to fair
It was a good weekendalice chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16969805206040091585chezmagpie@gmail.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-517387823567211648.post-90290827999100285462008-10-05T07:46:00.008+01:002008-10-05T08:20:26.951+01:00MissM meets Ignorance.MissM tells us that some of her friends
have NEVER seen Swiss Family Robinson!!
This causes consternation
around the dining room table.
"I tried to tell them about the treehouse
and coconut bombs and the tiger traps
but they just laughed.
And when I mentioned the ostrich race
where the monkey rides on the ostrich
nobody believed me."
We all nod gravely - such ignorance is shocking.
"And then alice chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16969805206040091585chezmagpie@gmail.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-517387823567211648.post-42074456568017448642008-10-03T00:01:00.002+01:002008-10-03T00:01:01.068+01:00In which I see the future...MasterM is considering growing a beard.
I am not sure how I feel about this.
Designer Stubble I can cope with...
but a Beard?
A Beard!!
Let me tell you straight
I am WAY TOO YOUNG
to be the mother
of a man
with a beard.alice chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16969805206040091585chezmagpie@gmail.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-517387823567211648.post-22094684318460762262008-10-02T00:01:00.004+01:002008-10-02T07:53:39.856+01:00Three Beautiful PostsI have become addicted to
Three Beautiful Things
- thank you, bb -
Such a simple idea
and written in the sort of unaffected prose
that I find irresistible.
This morning I stood at my back door
and, seeing seven bright green parakeets fly past, thought
'That is my first Beautiful Thing today' .
realising simultaneously that TBT had changed the way
I absorbed images of my world.
Here are three alice chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16969805206040091585chezmagpie@gmail.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-517387823567211648.post-1542995002967865962008-10-01T00:01:00.001+01:002008-10-01T00:01:00.206+01:00Anemone japonicaIn my head
my garden has drifts of Japanese Anemones.
They catch the autumn sunshine
and glow against the brickwork.
In reality they don't exist.
Every time I plant them
they shrivel and die.
It seems so unfair when I see other gardens
where they are practically a weed.
I want to have my own
'Honorine Joubert'
I really, really want some.
Life can be so cruel.
Perhaps I will plant some more alice chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16969805206040091585chezmagpie@gmail.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-517387823567211648.post-7679304045187927932008-09-30T00:01:00.001+01:002008-09-30T00:01:00.477+01:00The Mystery of LoveA long, long time ago
(twenty six years ago, to be precise)
MrM lived at the top of this staircase.
Behind this door.
The facilities were basic
but he worked hard and played hard
and enjoyed life.
It was a long way up the stairs
when MrsM went to visit
(of course, in those far off days,
she was the lovely MissP)
One day MrM decided to play a trick on her...
he climbed out of the window
with alice chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16969805206040091585chezmagpie@gmail.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-517387823567211648.post-24806897196134680852008-09-29T00:01:00.007+01:002008-09-29T00:01:00.235+01:00on the opacity of light
on this morning of autumn
a white mist.
not the fine gauze of summer
that, lifting, reveals the bright day;
but a felted opaqueness,
layer upon layer of soft, fibrous air
fold, cling, drape,
enclose
loose threads drifting.
in this muffled world a heron wings by.
slow, scissored strokes.alice chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16969805206040091585chezmagpie@gmail.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-517387823567211648.post-85162057883079506272008-09-28T00:01:00.000+01:002008-09-28T00:01:00.701+01:00Man ChatMrM has now recovered
from stepping over the threshold into Blogland
and would like to offer the following advice
to other Blog Husbands
1. Bloggers CAN be normal people.
2. Try not to think about the fact that this person
whom you have never met
knows ALL about you.
3. Do NOT prejudge the Husbands of Bloggers,
it is not their fault they have married a Blogger.
They share your suffering.
4. alice chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16969805206040091585chezmagpie@gmail.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-517387823567211648.post-32580891132293051682008-09-26T18:53:00.005+01:002008-09-26T19:33:09.799+01:00A Night on the Town
How long have I known Tracey...
is it only a year or is it forever?
How well do I know Tracey...
I know about her husband and her children
and her home and her beautiful quilting.
That is quite a lot!
She tells me about her sisters and her parents too.
She has had a pretty difficult year
and she has shared some of that
just as you would expect with a good friend.
And in turn she knows about myalice chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16969805206040091585chezmagpie@gmail.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-517387823567211648.post-54791680740417671262008-09-26T00:01:00.002+01:002008-09-26T00:01:01.029+01:00A Kaleidoscope of GladioliI love the bold statement of Gladioli;
petals as vibrant as wax crayons
unfurling slowly from day to day.
cobalt
carmine
glacier white
canary
chartreuse
(NOT lime, I am SO over lime)alice chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16969805206040091585chezmagpie@gmail.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-517387823567211648.post-46784976449654548752008-09-25T00:01:00.001+01:002008-09-25T00:01:00.738+01:00School PhotographMissM describes it to me:
It was such a lovely day.
We all went to the great lawn
and everyone was laughing and chatting.
They arranged us in height order and
I wasn't the smallest in the year - Yay!
We were in our uniforms, of course,
and the teachers were wearing their robes
and it was so colourful and picturesque.
Then we climbed onto the scaffolding stand
with the Cathedral in the alice chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16969805206040091585chezmagpie@gmail.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-517387823567211648.post-59626372473730592662008-09-24T00:05:00.000+01:002008-09-24T00:05:01.691+01:00Lemon CurdMy lemon curd is lovingly made
from lemons, sugar,
eggs and butter
using a secret family recipe.
I know, I know, you are shocked.
I have let you down...
You are turning away from the screen...
"Shop bought!" you gasp.
Well, I'm sorry,
but I was desperate for a cream tea
and I couldn't face the washing up.alice chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16969805206040091585chezmagpie@gmail.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-517387823567211648.post-7077172142754054942008-09-23T00:01:00.001+01:002008-09-23T00:01:00.742+01:00Pocket IntelligenceSo - what is a mother to do?
She has to empty out the pockets
of the pair of jeans that travelled around Europe
before they are safe for the washing machine.
Is she to close her eyes?
Must she respect her son's privacy?
Errr...I'm thinking that
he should have emptied his own pockets.
Let's hope there are no Croatian linguists
in my blog readership
who can identify embarrassing purchases.
I alice chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16969805206040091585chezmagpie@gmail.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-517387823567211648.post-5281476000385186202008-09-21T14:04:00.004+01:002008-09-21T14:43:25.924+01:00Epilogue to an Adventure
There was once a woman who made a mistake.
Luckily, she realised before it was too late
so she left a message for her friends
and went home.
When she arrived she looked around
and knew that she had done the right thing.
There was work to be done
and changes that must be made
but they could wait for another day.
She flung open the windows
to let in the sunshine
and blow away the cobwebs.alice chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16969805206040091585chezmagpie@gmail.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-517387823567211648.post-45175020184903038572008-09-21T09:00:00.001+01:002008-09-21T15:06:49.254+01:00The Road HomeI had a long drive on Saturday evening and I got to thinking about something that MissM had said that afternoon.
I asked her what she thought of my new blog and she said ' I don't understand what the difference is - you still write every day' I replied that when I started I had thought that I might not be able to write every day and that even though I was writing regularly now I still might not alice chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16969805206040091585chezmagpie@gmail.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-517387823567211648.post-60589480452268514092008-09-20T21:45:00.001+01:002008-09-21T15:14:10.994+01:00rose petals in the early morning
Small fragments of summer
glimpsed in passing. alice chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16969805206040091585chezmagpie@gmail.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-517387823567211648.post-9225970453079775492008-09-19T19:36:00.001+01:002008-09-21T15:08:13.978+01:00Culture ClashMrM has printed off schedules, emails and interesting background from Wikipedia.
MasterM is concentrating on the flights for his uber-cheap skiing holiday which have doubled in price before his eyes.
MrM has put aforementioned paperwork into plastic wallets, colour coded for each day.
MasterM is prepared to put them in his overnight bag but on no account will he be seen writing notes. No alice chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16969805206040091585chezmagpie@gmail.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-517387823567211648.post-83905418437250524662008-09-18T22:14:00.000+01:002008-09-21T14:55:49.687+01:00Dear Lovely Lurkers,I know that all blogs have lurkers
but it didn't occur to me that I might have some.
Doh! I can be a bit dim like that.
When I decided to stop writing The Magpie Files
It is only a break - I think...
I suddenly had some wonderful and unexpected
comments and emails from my Lovely Lurkers.
Panyan, Viv and Laura
and Anonymouse (as MrM insists on calling you)
Thank you so much for delurking.
Your alice chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16969805206040091585chezmagpie@gmail.com