tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5165792.post-934156412003-04-28T12:14:00.000-07:002003-04-28T12:24:20.000-07:00<h4><i>The top ten things you'll never hear a Syrian diplomat say...</h4></i> <br /><ol> <br /><li>Yes, we smuggled mercenaries into Iraq to kill Americans</li> <br /><li>Yes, we are granting safe haven to former Iraqi leaders</li> <br /><li>Yes, we are hiding Iraqi weapons of mass destruction</li> <br /><li>Yes, we are producing weapons of mass destruction</li> <br /><li>Yes, we are training and supporting terrorism</li> <br /><li>Yes, we are still illegally occupying Lebanon</li> <br /><li>Yes, we commit human rights violations</li> <br /><li>Yes, we are seeking to destroy Israel</li> <br /><li>Yes, we have been lying all along</li> <br /><li>Yes, we have no bananas</li> <br /></ol>Ronhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13597664231273679865noreply@blogger.com