Mutation Comedy

Influences

2009-04-17T09:04:00.000-07:00

"To date, I think my biggest influences would be: 'Black Adder', 'Monty Python', and 'League of Gentlemen'."
Col. Chunder of Mutaton Comedy

suspension of social more'

2008-04-17T11:14:00.000-07:00

The Art of Digging One's Self Deeper

Suspension of social more'

The art of digging ones self deeper is not reliant on the person you choose to practice on, but it is important that one choose the correct environment to give your art its full effectiveness. For example: it is more effective to speak to someone in a public place, because when there is an audience, the person spoken to will have a tendency to become more defensive when their ego is threatened. Defensiveness is not the only desired result, often times it is the inability of any tangible reaction at all from your "victim". In a sense: "leaving them speechless" is a potent result indeed. Sometimes the goal is to not threaten one, but make it look like the speaker/yourself is condemning their own self and making the listener so repulsed that they must immediately shun, distance, or become an aggressor. It is any way one can simultaneous insult someone, but be innocent of the crime. Do not confuse this with insulting someone personally and the crowd not picking up on it, it is instead a method of suspending a moral, more, taboo, or ego based threat to an individual. The crowd will usually perceive this "suspension", but the "suspension" could be the group, the listener as individual, or the speaker his self.
Here are a few examples of complex methodology in the repository of technique:

"I really don't have a filter, so I must apologize ahead of time if I make fun of your hair, shoes or the way you talk." [One should say this while making eye contact and nodding in a subtle way. After stating this, look at their shoes and shudder. If they reply vocally, snarl while they talk, and then shiver when the persons sentence is finished.]

"I really think that you are attractive, I guess I have unusual taste, I mean, that sounded bad. What I mean is: most people wouldn't admit to dating your type, but would consider, like, having sex with them when they are drunk. Not me, I would admit to dating you and call you girl friend/boy friend, but I would tell people that I cant get myself to have sex with you."

"Hey Larry! Oh, wait, you are a chick! hey, I have been watching you for some time and I was wondering if you were single?" ['How could he be checking me out when you thought I was his Friend Larry' Is what they will be thinking. If you really want to mess with her, then be genuine and attempt to have a long term relationship so the initial meeting will be so unusual that it will grow stronger in your victim/wife's mind. When She talks about when you two first met, admit that you thought she WAS Larry, but also admit that you had been watching her and thought you would like to talk to her... but, say no more than that, offer no more information. Say that you don't want to psychoanalyze a simple misunderstanding in a crowded place. then, after your divorce or over her death bed, say "Goodbye Larry!"]

for further examples contact: Mutationaudio@hotmail.com
They are the organisation that processes social irony, so any developments in the collective unconscious are of the uptmost interest. Contributive writings or statistics on such matters can be sent to the available eMail address.

2008-04-11T06:14:00.000-07:00

Press release for Trinity Fundamentalist church of Christ, with a twist of Zionism (although we would like to convert the Jews before The lord comes back to Israel).

For immediate release

It has been my duty for more than 10 years now to take how the secular voice of the devil affects our sheep. I feel sorry for those who accept the devil everyday. The Old Church out of Rome has finally announced that the Muslim population now exceeds the roman Catholic population. As historians know, the Roman spent alot of time and energy getting the illeterate Serfs of Europe to breed and speak the name of Christ instead of their pagan orgy godlets. This is the at the very hear tof the matter; you see, it is because the Muslims are breeding at a much higher rate than than the comfortable Catholics. I tell you, no, warn you: Start breeding, it pleases your Lord to increase the flock.

Are the Mormans the only ones who get it? Breed! You dont need multiple wives or underage girls to do it!

Get married under God, conceive under God(well, under your husband), and give the Child over to God.

Heres another idea. Christianity is the ultimate all inclusive invitation to the Promise land. Adopt Non Christian babies! Do the math, not only will one decrease the Devils flock, but increase the Lord Jesus' gracful hand of plenty and forgiveness and hope and sanctuary also known as jehovah, yahweh, adonai, Ichtus... (wipes seat form brow with silk hankerchief)

Keep in mind, this is important, you cant give up on the Arabs, like the great C.S. Lewis(Christian author) wrote: "One can convert desert folk all day, its the cold eye Russians that are collectively souless". And, I agree with this, for the simple fact that, this country, being a vessel for the Christian God, had a cold war With the Russians, it wasnt physical... it was Spiritual! Light verses dark!

so, what about those "desert people?"

Look, Mohammid, was a merchant; a upper class,privelaged money maker. Jesus was a Proletariat carpenter. Mo saw the message that was rapidly spreading, so he imitated this effective monotheism and sabotaged the acceptance of Christ to his future followers by reducing him to a mere prophet, for a mere profit. oh, mohammid, seller of souls! I can say this: he was a good business man, like our great Paul formerly known as Saul... but he did it for sefl gain.

someone has to say it, some times old grampa says it over the dinner table, but everyone ignores him.

my people: "be fruitful and multiply, earn more thatn your own seat in heaven"

Try to tolerate these different beliefs, remember, this is just one flash in the pan, heaven is forever, different people will not be there, no false gods or evolutionists or scientists, existentialists, post modernists or Russians will give us their lies .

Thank you,

Reverend Sal Johnston

April, 2008

steve martin

2008-04-10T19:02:00.000-07:00

Pick up lines and methods for the Blind

2008-04-09T15:56:00.000-07:00

"oh, sorry I thought that was MY breast"

"I mean, I really have a disadvantage here against the other sighted males, do you mind if I feel you up to get an idea what you look like to see if I want to flatter and flirt with you."

"ma'am, I am blind, can you feel around in my front jean pockets wherever they are, and tell me what you feel, I need to pay for my tab."

"I cant see, so point me to the ugliest chick with the nicest body, please."

"you know what they say about blind people: "Dim of sight, large of honey like loads and mammoth vein laden column of Zues"."

"oh, you are a guy, I dont fucking care, just dont break my illusion of a chick while you are loin feasting!"

The Labels We Use to "Package" For The Good Of Our Society

2008-04-09T11:23:00.000-07:00

staying PC in a world of thick hides and sharp tongues

2008-04-09T09:59:00.000-07:00

Staying PC in a world of thick hides and sharp tongues

Welcome to New York City, as a new resident to our beloved Apple-of-our-eye, we would like to encourage sensibility while interacting in tense environs. Here are a few basic tips to avoid lawsuits and accusations of threats.

-Never tell someone that you want to kill them, in stead say: “I am imagining someone that looks just like you, sounds like you, and acts like you, and I am stabbing this person rapidly.”

-If you isolate the middle finger and aim it another person, say: “Just joking”, if the person deserves it, then they will know you were just joking.

-If you accidentally make eye contact with someone, immediately state: “my bad”

-If someone is speaking a language that does not sound European, do not immediately assault them. Instead let them know that you are suspicious, to deter them from any missions they may be on at the time.

-Remember terrorists are not always a threat; they often only perform one suicide act in their life and the rest of the time they are driving cabs, operating coffee houses or on a college campus.

-look poor, but not defenseless. Don’t wear jewelry or a nice hat, let the beard grow out. Ladies, try not to look attractive unless you are selling it.

Enjoy your stay!

Complaints Monologue

2008-04-08T08:26:00.000-07:00

Dear Diary
Today I had a client that wouldn’t stop complaining about a patient of hers that wouldn’t stop complaining about how incessantly her husband gripes about his job, where all the boss does is bash the government and how they over-tax businesses like his, and about how the Government only talks about how poor people are, but the whole time the poor draw unemployment and string it along, so they are not putting effort because of the free money, and all they do is sit around and watch Jerry Springer where other poor people scrap on television about confusing animalistic emanations like Jealousy and betrayal. My Client just wouldn’t stop complaining about how people rattle on about their dislikes.
I mean, who wants to listen to someone go on and on like that? I try not to do that, I want make people positive goddamn it… Sometimes I really hate people, why can’t they just be fucking positive all the time? I am going to tell people “go to hell” more often, in hopes that it will free them form their petty worthless complaints that their lives revolve around. Sometimes wise Sages of the past would do things like that to “wake up” common people.

over the phone and into the weeds, a dialogue

2008-04-07T17:27:00.000-07:00

Over the phone: [Adrian & Brico]
a-hey man can I come over and give you some stuff?
b-what stuff?
a-you know man… the stuff
b-oh…
a-ya
b-so do you have people over you are trying to ditch, just say “yes” if that is what is going on
a-no, man.
b-oh, what now, hold on let me get this stereo turned off….o.k., you wanted to come by?
a-ya.
b-what time?
a-are you interested?
b-what? Sorry I guess I didn’t catch the first part of this, whats going on?
a-you want some greens right?
b-oh, I don’t feel like working today man, I just wanted to have a weekend off before I hit the day job… but you can come over for a while if you want.
a-I wont if you don’t want any…
b-oh, company, I am take it or leave it, I’m just reclining a bit.
a-You said you were out at work yesterday…
b-no, I’m staying home, no travel for me man, really, I am just staying relaxed, no extra weekend work for me… is your dad looking for some manual labor?
a-no, look man, I will stop by and if you want any then… I don’t know
b-well, now you kinda make me feel like I am telling you not to come over, but I don’t care either way… if you wanted to do something we could go out on the boat Sunday.
a-I cant believe you don’t get it.
b-are you high? Hey, do you have any extra?
a-…
b…
a…yes

Jim B of Mutation designs Joke Bots for chat channels

2008-04-06T14:42:00.000-07:00

James Bryant of Mutation Comedy, has been working on a program that will interact and tell jokes to people on a standard chat channel. In this short example Steve D of Mutation Comedy sas dialogue with one of the Beloved bots, who sits in a beanbag in the corner and tells jokes when beckoned. She is an adorable little pixie who brightens the hearts of a special channel that James has created. At the end the Jaws bot will make one of its random appearances telling redneck jokes.

paws, hows you mama?
* paws bounds up from her beanbag. "okay!"
what's the definition of a metallurgist?
a man who can tell if a platinum blonde is a virgin metal or a common ore.
* paws giggles and plops back into her beanbag, listening to Mutation Radio! :)
you called my mom a whore, well... your mama is not into rocks because her dad called her a common ore!<
SteveKills> paws, take that... what do you have?
* paws bounds up from her beanbag. "okay!"
did you hear about the conceited blonde?
she screams her own name when she comes.
* paws giggles and plops back into her beanbag, listening to Mutation Radio! :)
what! my mama isnt like that! well, your mom screams out my name cause I'm yo real daddy, so bend over!
paws, is defeated...
* paws bounds up from her beanbag. "okay!"
shit did you hear about a blonde who stood in front of a mirror With her eyes closed?
she wanted to see what she looked like asleep.
* paws giggles and plops back into her beanbag, listening to Mutation Radio! :)
aaahhhh, well, get back to your beanbag! paws, I bet you cant stay in your beanbag!
* paws bounds up from her beanbag. "okay!"
told ya
why is a blonde like an old washing machine?
they both drip when they're fucked.
* paws giggles and plops back into her beanbag, listening to Mutation Radio! :)
your mom drips so much I sued her because I tripped when i slipped on and hit my head!
paws, get a new bean bag! that one smells like leakage!
* paws bounds up from her beanbag. "okay!" ha santa claus, the tooth fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart Blonde are walking down the street when they spot a Bill. Who picks it up?
the dumb blonde! Because, there is no such thing as santa Claus, the tooth fairy, or a smart blonde.
* paws giggles and plops back into her beanbag, listening to Mutation Radio! :)
paws, arent you blonde?
* paws bounds up from her beanbag. "okay!"
why did a blonde take two hits of acid?
she wanted to go on a round trip.
ak!
* paws giggles and plops back into her beanbag, listening to Mutation Radio! :)
at least she wasnt always getting up and down from a orange beanbag
paws!
* paws bounds up from her beanbag. "okay!"
why are blonde's coffins y-shaped?
because as soon as they are on their backs, their legs open.
ok* paws giggles and plops back into her beanbag, listening to Mutation Radio! :) ooohhhh
I like blondes
* Jaws grabs the mic and jumps onto the Mutation stage.
You might be a Redneck if you were acquitted for murdering your first wife after she threw out your Elvis 's.
* Jaws chuckles and returns to his beanbag, listening to Mutation Radio!

The end

paws, hows you mama?
* paws bounds up from her beanbag. "okay"
what's the definition of a metallurgist?
a man who can tell if a platinum blonde is a virgin metal or a common ore
paws giggles and plops back into her beanbag, listening to Mutation Radio! :)
you called my mom a whore, well... your mama is not into rocks because her dad called her a common ore!
paws, take that... what do you have?[12:02]
* paws bounds up from her beanbag. "okay!"[12:02]
did you hear about the conceited blonde?[12:02]
she screams her own name when she comes.[12:02]
* paws giggles and plops back into her beanbag, listening to Mutation Radio! :)[12:03] what! my mama isnt like that! well, your mom screams out my name cause I'm yo real daddy, so bend over![12:03]
paws, is defeated...[12:03]
* paws bounds up from her beanbag. "okay!"[12:03]
shit[12:03]
did you hear about a blonde who stood in front of a mirror With her eyes closed?
she wanted to see what she looked like asleep.[12:04]
* paws giggles and plops back into her beanbag, listening to Mutation Radio! :)[12:04] aaahhhh, well, get back to your beanbag![12:05]
paws, I bet you cant stay in your beanbag![12:05]
* paws bounds up from her beanbag. "okay!"[12:05]
told ya[12:05] why is a blonde like an old washing machine?[12:05] they both drip when they're fucked.[12:05]
* paws giggles and plops back into her beanbag, listening to Mutation Radio! :)[12:06] your mom drips so much I sued her because I tripped when i slipped on and hit my head![12:07]
paws, get a new bean bag! that one smells like leakage![12:07]
* paws bounds up from her beanbag. "okay!"[12:07]
ha[12:07]
santa claus, the tooth fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart Blonde are walking down the street when they spot a Bill. Who picks it up?[12:07]
the dumb blonde! Because, there is no such thing as santa Claus, the tooth fairy, or a smart blonde.[12:07]
* paws giggles and plops back into her beanbag, listening to Mutation Radio! :)[12:08] paws, arent you blonde?[12:08]
* paws bounds up from her beanbag. "okay!"[12:08]
why did a blonde take two hits of acid?[12:08]
she wanted to go on a round trip.[12:08]
ak[12:08]
* paws giggles and plops back into her beanbag, listening to Mutation Radio! :)[12:09] at least she wasnt always getting up and down from a orange beanbag[12:09] paws![12:09]
* paws bounds up from her beanbag. "okay!"[12:09]
why are blonde's coffins y-shaped?[12:09]
because as soon as they are on their backs, their legs open.[12:09]
ok[12:09]
* paws giggles and plops back into her beanbag, listening to Mutation Radio! :)[12:09] ooohhhh[12:09]
I like blondes[12:51]
* Jaws grabs the mic and jumps onto the Mutation stage.[12:51]
You might be a Redneck if you were acquitted for murdering your first wife after she threw out your Elvis 's.[12:51]
* Jaws chuckles and returns to his beanbag, listening to Mutation Radio!

Eulogy of Captain Nigh

2008-04-06T07:59:00.000-07:00

Excerpt from the Eulogy of Captain Nigh

Written and read by The Bishop of Madagascar

at the the funeral of Captain Nigh.

"...Captain Nigh had been a sailor and gaurd in the Portugese royal fleet. Back then the Portugese and Spanish fleet could outnumber the seas. England, an Island was isolated and no threat to their massive cells. Now with the defeat and subsequent economic downturn of their former land, not to mention the price that would be on the head of all former enemies to the English crown, Nigh sails the African coast transporting untaxed, therefore, illegal goods. Some would make him out to be a hero. All we know is that he was many things.
Around the campfires at night, mainly on small islands in between runs, Captain Nigh would release his tears and tell jokes like 'The English quever is loose', and 'fat english pig dogs were born out of Elizabeths escape hatch'. My personal favorite that I love hearing retold in the French theatre: 'We always knew that you were a splitter whose hand shakes are like milky toast'.
Although his memory is told as an Adventurer, it would be his comedic influence that set to work the minds of Keats when he said: "Nigh, a campfire legend and master of the English/anti English Satirical Monologue". Which would grow to influence such greats as 'Zoloft the Russian Eater of English Babies', or 'Inquisitor for district number 3'(district #3was the code name for England in early Roman Catholic circles).
Yes, Captian Nigh was a great influence, Nigh, he was much more than that - a complex of fiery men, one that attacked in battles of the past and one that lamented a downfall and therefore used the forked tongue and adept sword arm of wit to overpower the darkended moods of the defeated..."

13th century prostitution ring

2008-04-05T16:17:00.000-07:00

to be sung jubilantly!!

wagon wheels sputter over rain drenched streets
like bacon upon the frying fat
when the towns people heard no'or one spake
late night steeds passed and they kept their eyes closed while their heads lie much awake
at night comes the trade of blooming pulps,
lest she be a daughter of indigenous loins
a cry out must only be a child, perhaps with dysentery, oh poor baby child!
the fathers we find gain tax exemption for the rest of the year, and this is proving quite a mighty stamp for integration i fear
well, now my brother, with only a daughter... fatten those coffers for the year!

give up on life once a day.

2008-04-03T10:41:00.000-07:00

No, really, give up on life once a day.

http://s9.viastreaming.net:7330/

Listen.

script for Mutation Comedy's: 'Massage Therapy'

2008-03-31T05:40:00.000-07:00

Massage Therapy
By Steve Dotson and James Bryant
Originally performed by Mutation Comedy

Massage Therapist(m) and Client (c)

[door opens, bell rings]
c-Yes, you do massage therapy here?
Mt-Yes.
c-Well, you’re not giving the massages are ya? Cause ya know I'm just, I’m not homophobic neccessarily, I just, it’s kinda weird when a guy is… working on me.
m-Here jump up on the table here
c-Well, do you have female massage therapists? Cause I just need my legs massaged, I just got done with a half marathon
m-Ya ya
c-Ok ok
m-She doesn’t work today
c-Oh, okay
m-Just me today
c-Do you know where else I could get a uh…
m-Nope
c-…Massage.
m-Just me
c-Just you?
m-Just me, I’m the best in town
c-Oh really
m-yes
c-Oh, ya
m-Ya
c-Ya.
m-Yes
c-Oh ya huh, so what do you specialize in?
m-I specialize in the therapeutic massaging
c-Ok well
m-Here jump up on the table, come on, you can do it ok. come on
c-Can we close the blinds at least, you want me to just on the table, don t you usually have to like put a towel around my waist and take my actual pants off
m-I’ll do that for you
c-Like full service massage?
c-Do you want me to take my shoes off?
m-I’ll take them off for you
c-Oh, ok
Full service.
[client jumps up on the table, and massage therapist begins taking off the shoes]
c-Sorry if my feet stink
m-that o.k, I find the smell very therapeutic to me
c-How holistic.
m-Yes
c-Do you use lotion or oil?
m-No
c-You don’t use any sort of skin lubricant?
m-I use the sweat from my palms
c-The sweat from your palms?
m-Get ready here
[time passes, slapping sound of massage therapist]
c-do you take my pants off first?
m-No, just getting you warmed up first
c-Sir, you don’t have to slap my ass to get me warmed up
m-Hush!
c-Hey lay off the ass, I’ve had a massage therapist before and they have never slapped my ass
m-I’ve been going to school for 20 years here and I’m telling you the ass is the place to be
c-Wow Oh, wait… I can feel, like, the blood rushing to my head
m-Yes, you will begin to feel it in your armpits, back of your knees and between each of your toes
c-Ok, let me try to relax a little more
m-Yes just relax
c-Make sure no one walks in when you are dong this
m-No, nobody is here except for us, just me and you
[slapping begins to sound like massage therapist is hitting harder]
m-there we go
c-ow
m-oh just stop it, you’re a big boy
c-I mean can you move, you don’t have to stay in the same spot do you?
m-Ok, moving up the spine now
{two big slaps]
c-ow! No, that hurt!
m-Did it?
c-ya
m-You know what that means
c-Ow, what?
m-You’re out of shape
m-That’s uh,
c-Why does that hurt so much? That’s tender
m-That’s the third vertebrae left of the obliquerous
c-Why does that hurt so much?
m-I’m barely tapping on it
c-Ow!
m-We’ll have to remove that
c-Remove that?
m-Yes
c-Remove what?
m-I have a tool somewhere here
[mt begins looking around]
m-here we go this screwdriver will work
c-what
m-huh?
c-What are you doing with that screwdriver?
m-Put your head down!
c-Uh
m-You might feel a little sting now
[popping noise]
m-there we go
c-ah, huh
m-there we go
c-oh, what a relief what was that
m-an alkaline battery
c-there’s an alkaline battery in my spine?
m-yes
c-let me se that
m-there you go
c-ooh, its corroded
m-ya, I have to go to the bathroom do you mind holding on?
[client is elated at the relief]
c-here throw this battery away… hurry back buddy!

[end]

college radio hook-up

2008-03-26T10:27:00.000-07:00

Comedy content for college radio
http://www.mutationcomedy.com/

Dear DJ’s and program director,

For Radio content to make show filler or to download entire comedy shows for radio play, come to www.mutationcomedy.com/samples.html. This contains free downloads of audio sketch comedy. This is all original material, so play these skits on the radio for without legal concerns.

If you would like Mutation Comedy to make an audio file to plug your station or specific show, send an email to: Svengalistudios@gmail.com, containing call letters and any text content you would like us to add to the promo.

Yours,

Steve of Mutation Comedy

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The Lesbian Sisters 'Candy and Stacey' from Mutation Comedy does plugs! No, we're serious! Email them if you want them to do an audio plug for your radio station! Include your call letters and the city in which your station airs.

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new OCB intro

2008-03-23T10:40:00.000-07:00

The new ’of Chemical Bondage’ intro
http://www.box.net/shared/sp3sa5ou8k
Intro by Brent Sanders on Marvin Styles Band
Narration By Dennis Bryant
click here to check out mutation streaming radio, where the OCB(of chemical bondage) episodes are found: http://s9.viastreaming.net:7330

current list of skits on mutation radio!

2008-03-23T06:53:00.000-07:00

As you scroll down you will see the titles in bold. Vintage skits are older skits in our amateur studio days. One can hear the evolution.

There are some reoccurring episodes, and many individual sketches. Musical scores in between skits are by Jim B and Steve D.

(Vintage) - 1994 Clinton Speech.mp3!Mutation Mutation Comedy
(Vintage) - 4 Scores and 7 Years Ago.mp3!Mutation Mutation Comedy
(Vintage) - Behind Closed Doors With Mickey Mouse.mp3!Mutation Mutation Comedy
(Vintage) - Bogus Booger.mp3!Mutation Mutation Comedy
(Vintage) - Cat's Ass.mp3!Mutation Mutation Comedy
(Vintage) - CBS Report On The Heaven's Gate Cult.mp3!Mutation Mutation Comedy
(Vintage) - In The Doctor's Office With The Wildebeast.mp3!Mutation Mutation Comedy (Vintage) - Manny's Prostitution Services.mp3!Mutation Mutation Comedy
(Vintage) - Mr Negativity.mp3
(Vintage) - Pal Joey.mp3!Mutation Mutation Comedy
(Vintage) - PBS Presents Planets, Stars.mp3!Mutation Mutation Comedy
(Vintage) - Private Eyes Presents Phillip Marlow.mp3!Mutation Mutation Comedy
(Vintage) - This Old House Atlantis.mp3!Mutation Mutation Comedy
(Vintage) - This Old House Putting In A New Cupboard.mp3!Mutation Mutation Comedy (Vintage) - Veterinarian Today 'If You Pet It'.mp3!Mutation Mutation Comedy
(Vintage) - World Wrestling Kids.mp3!Mutation Mutation Comedy -
A Gun Around The House.mp3
Acapela Promo.mp3
At The Post Modern Art Gallery.mp3
Behind The Scenes At Mutations 01.mp3!Mutation Mutation Comedy -
Behind The Scenes At Mutations 02.mp3!Mutation Mutation Comedy -
Bon Jovi Senior Citizen.mp3!Mutation Mutation Comedy -
Crickets In Heat.mp3!Mutation Mutation Comedy -
Entertainment Tonight.mp3!Mutation Mutation Comedy -
Hate Americans.mp3!Mutation Mutation Comedy -
Interview With Writer's Block.mp3!Mutation Mutation Comedy
Jim B Rips Into Steve D.mp3!Mutation Mutation Comedy -
Jim Does Mariah Carey.mp3!Mutation Mutation Comedy -
Julia.mp3!Mutation Mutation Comedy -
Locks Of Luck Hairstyling Salon.mp3!Mutation Mutation Comedy -
Martha Stewart.mp3!Mutation Mutation Comedy -
Massage Therapy.mp3!Mutation Mutation Comedy -
Ms Teen USA.mp3!Mutation Mutation Comedy -
Mutation Supports Various Cultures.mp3!Mutation Mutation Comedy -
NPR Presents Car Talk.mp3!Mutation Mutation Comedy -
Of Chemical Bondage 'A Bicycle For Henry'.mp3!Mutation Mutation Comedy -
Of Chemical Bondage 'Bum In The Shed'.mp3!Mutation Mutation Comedy -
Of Chemical Bondage 'David and The Gay Guy'.mp3!Mutation Mutation Comedy -
Of Chemical Bondage 'David Lectures Henry'.mp3!Mutation Mutation Comedy -
Of Chemical Bondage 'David Scraps With Susanna'.mp3
Of Chemical Bondage 'Powderpuff Snorter'.mp3!Mutation Mutation Comedy -
Of Chemical Bondage 'Tango Drama'.mp3!Mutation Mutation Comedy -
Of Chemical Bondage 'Tracey and Macey'.mp3!Mutation Mutation Comedy -
Of Chemical Bondage 'Weight Loss'.mp3!Mutation Mutation Comedy -
Our Loyal Fans.mp3!Mutation Mutation Comedy -
Pink Lady Gym.mp3!Mutation Mutation Comedy -
Pro Wrestling Domme VS Texas Tornado.mp3!Mutation Mutation Comedy -
Raccoons.mp3!Mutation Mutation Comedy -
Reality Television and Seseame Street.mp3!Mutation Mutation Comedy -
Rhapsody Theme.mp3!Mutation Mutation Comedy -
Song Birds Put To Techno.mp3!Mutation Mutation Comedy -
Sunday Paper.mp3!Mutation Mutation Comedy -
Super Janitor.mp3!Mutation Mutation Comedy -
The PC Of The Future.mp3!Mutation Mutation Comedy -
Various Dialogue At A Large Mall.mp3!Mutation Mutation Comedy -
Veterinarian's Today - Tying Your Dogs Ears Together.mp3!Mutation Mutation Comedy
West End Monks 'Travel'.mp3!Mutation Mutation Comedy -
West End Monks - 'Bum'.mp3!Mutation Mutation Comedy - Y2k (end of the world as we know it).mp3!Mutation
Tele-Mutations - Breaking Off A Shitty Relationship.mp3!Mutation
Tele-Mutations - Dial a Fetish 'Walter's First Time'.mp3!Mutation Tele-Mutations - Pet Care.mp3

Mutation_Radio_-_Best_of_2006_Show_Part1.mp3
an entire radio show with commentary on the best of 2006.

this is a test.

2008-03-20T15:20:00.000-07:00

This is a test.

If you are taking part in this test, then please state the nature of the test. Take as much time as you would like. When the test taker decides on the nature of the test, please state the test question and who you expect to answer it. If it is for the test taker to answer, then please accompany said answer with said test protocol.

content may be featured on mutationradio:

http://s9.viastreaming.net:7330

mutation comedy streaming radio

2008-03-20T09:31:00.000-07:00

First the Podcast, now internet streaming radio!

find the direct link on http://www.mutationcomedy.com/

A show dedicated to hours of material from the Mutation Comedy team.
One can usually just enter this url in players that identify streaming audio:
http://s9.viastreaming.net:7330/

podcast

2007-10-19T09:41:00.001-07:00

podcast
http://www.mutationcomedy.com/podcast.xml

mutation podcast -- www.mutationcomedy.com/podcast.xml

2007-10-19T09:29:00.000-07:00

now podcasting entertaining shows:

htp://www.mutationcomedy.com/podcast.xml

Put this in your iTunes or equivalent software and enjoy a new show every month and new skits.

Comedy scripts and skits and propaganda.

Mutation comedy update

2007-10-09T06:16:00.000-07:00

Many things have been happening behind the scenes with Mutation Comedy.

*We now have a podcast, with episodes that like a radio show are a variety of skits, snippets, monologues and music from the Mutation Network. So subscribe if you have iTunes, or just download the theme shows from the website, for your podcast enter: http://www.mutationcomedy.com/podcast.xml

*We have found a way to eliminate static from poopy old recordings of Vintage Mutation, so Steve is in the process of making podcast shows and cleaning up the vintage material, while Jim is taking the task of editing the vintage stuff for continuity.

*we also have a toll free number in the U.S. to leave a funny message, joke, monologue or skit and we will post it. 877-3220-4545

Catch our podcast!!!

2007-10-01T11:56:00.000-07:00

http://www.mutationcomedy.com/podcast.xml

Subscribe to our weekly shows, get them automatically updated on your iTunes.

The first show was titled 'Satan' and the one currently running is on and titled 'Anthropomorphism'. You can still get both shows off the webpage.

Hate Americans

2007-08-04T09:16:00.001-07:00

Here is a skit of a terrorist and propagandist who will sacrifice anything to prove his point.

http://www.box.net/shared/g36f1s0xyd

several skits around the issue of homophobia.

2007-07-26T10:48:00.000-07:00

smokers in the future:
http://www.box.net/shared/7exls3gf4t
Masage Therapy:
http://www.box.net/shared/9rt9iiytge

I will be posting one on 'Entertainment tonight' soon.