Carpe GM T-Shirts now available!

2007-04-30T23:12:00.000-05:00

That's right, Carpe GM now officially offers T-Shirts. All shirts are supplied through spreadshirt.com, one of the premier POD companies on the web. Unfortunately, the images available for viewing on spreadshirt's website are very small, and so I've taken it upon myself to make a larger version of each available. Check back every so often to see new designs. In addition to the following three, the "your character lives" cartoon in our last posting is also available as a shirt. All designs are available with either black or white backgrounds. Check out the "products" link at the top of the page to order any of these beautiful shirts.

Gamer Math 101.	This first shirt design states the most basic math we, as gamers, learn. When rolling percentile, two zeroes do not equal zero, they equal 100! Wear this one to math class and watch your teacher have an aneurism, kids!
The ugly side of gaming is exposed here. Who among us has not played a game where every player lost a character? What player has not had to leave behind his favorite creation and start anew, possibly with a different campaign, because everybody else died too? As a GM, this bad boy is a badge of honor. Wear it to your next session to strike the fear of GAWD into your players. Whoo! Hell yeah!	TPK!
Gamer Math 102.	We've only just begun and already the first shirt has a sequel. This little beauty is sure to confuse non-gamers. Amuse yourself by wearing this one to a fancy dinner party, and then when asked to explain, tell everyone just exactly how much butt your barbarian kicks. Or, y'know, just wear it to the game. Either way, the dice don't lie. 3d6+2 can totally give you a 20.

Grand Opening.

2007-04-10T13:10:00.000-05:00

Hello and welcome to Carpe GM, a website devoted to Role Playing Games (RPGs), their players, and all other related subjects. What you're looking at right now is the front page, which is also a blog. Here you can give feedback to ideas presented on this website, suggestions, and the like. Also offered here are products and services you might expect to find in a site dedicated to gaming, many of which are under construction as of this writing. You'll find T-Shirts and Buttons for sale, as well as a page where you can pay to have your character drawn by myself; Moze Howard. More stuff is forthcoming as this project evolves. Check back soon, and until next time, look at this funky cartoon.

Carpe GM: Seize the Game Master!

Carpe GM T-Shirts now available!

Grand Opening.