tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-48158624737998421852008-07-16T18:11:35.503-05:00Sugrafhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00546249282550637946noreply@blogger.comBlogger377125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4815862473799842185.post-43332145738043478872007-12-06T06:08:00.000-05:002007-12-06T06:28:25.044-05:00

Greetings, fans. RVZ here once again, punching in early today to discuss our sweet little blog here. I was just going through the old posts, and I noticed something in the side bar which made me both smile and giggle. Dear friends, Don't Judge Me has been nominated for not one, but two "Bloggers' Choice Awards", in the categories of "Best Gossip Blog" and "Best Entertainment Blog". I just

Ranheru VanZanthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08493852634108077370noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4815862473799842185.post-39483897428298251312007-12-04T17:01:00.000-05:002007-12-04T18:03:53.274-05:00

Hello, ladies and gentlemen. Ranheru Van Zant here. I have recently returned from a trip wherein I "hob-knobbed" and "canoodled" my way across south-east Asia (I'm HUGE in Japan). It was both relaxing and educational. So, imagine my shock and awe when I returned to the Secure Homeland of America and recieved this dreadful news, which I will now share with you all. Friends, neighbors, groupies

Ranheru VanZanthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08493852634108077370noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4815862473799842185.post-23740750165570121622007-09-24T15:02:00.000-05:002007-09-24T15:13:45.576-05:00

Even though our keyword activity points toward the notion that we have mostly fans of Britney and Lindsay here and very little else, I shall continue this season with my weekly Heroes clips. Below you'll find seven clips of tonight's season premiere, which looks...sort of boring. Suresh is still hot and pouty, Claire's hair has lost some of it's bounce and she predictably befriends a geeky

Melhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07520253037930660982noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4815862473799842185.post-80363884708259594322007-09-24T09:13:00.000-05:002007-09-24T09:23:20.543-05:00

It's looking to be a busy morning, so the only news I have is that which I know off the top of my head: Bruce Springsteen turned 58 yesterday, and he's still the sexiest sonnuvabitch to grace the Garden State or any other. To celebrate, here's a grainy video of Rosalita live in 1978. The '76 video was more visually pleasing, but c'mon...everyone who's anyone knows that 1978 was THE Springsteen

Melhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07520253037930660982noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4815862473799842185.post-77697897021972785302007-09-21T14:06:00.000-05:002007-09-21T14:30:25.839-05:00

I've had about enough of this girl and her "oops, I totally didn't mean to show you my ass" ways, but whatever. She's news and search engine traffic, for sure. So along comes news of Kim Kardashian and her Playboy spread: A Playboy source tells Us that Kardashian's shoot reveals more than originally planned. Though her body is mostly draped in sheets and jewelry, the source says that

Melhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07520253037930660982noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4815862473799842185.post-37521660383327716522007-09-20T21:26:00.000-05:002007-09-20T21:48:33.109-05:00

So the newest little buzz around Hayden Panettiere is that she's opened up her heart and her vagina for co-star, Milo Ventimiglia: Hayden and Milo get cozy, comfy and intimate at the Duran Duran concert staged at Disney Hall in downtown Los Angeles, an official after-party of the Emmy Awards. They seem quite in love as they touch and take pictures in the midst of the crowd, and towards the end

Melhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07520253037930660982noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4815862473799842185.post-82073096690695688522007-09-19T11:22:00.000-05:002007-09-19T12:31:57.430-05:00

This isn't really "celebrity gossip" as much as "breaking has-been news", but what the hell; everyone else is talking about it: O.J. Simpson* will be in court today, charged with kidnapping, armed robbery, and assault with a deadly weapon. This is just a prelim, but if the Juice gets found guilty on all charges, he could serve life in prison. Oh my goodness. The whole thing started in Vegas

Ranheru VanZanthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08493852634108077370noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4815862473799842185.post-76523477006459097352007-09-19T09:45:00.000-05:002007-09-19T09:58:47.053-05:00

By now you've all heard that the man with the ugliest nose in Hollywood attempted suicide. I don't mean to make light of it, because I like his work and I feel for those in the grips of depression. That's what made this news all the more shocking to me. It’s hush-hush and strictly confidential, but tragic comedy star Owen Wilson didn’t “quit” his movie after that drug-fueled suicide bid - my

Sugrafhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00546249282550637946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4815862473799842185.post-33519304666712737952007-09-14T18:35:00.000-05:002007-09-14T18:12:28.615-05:00

EDIT: I thought I posted this like... three days ago. Sorry fans. First off, I know this has already been covered to death... but I feel the need to follow up on my previous posting in light of current events. Britney. *shakes head* Britney, Britney, Britney. I tried to tell you, didn't I? You can blame your stilletto heels, or your last minute change of routine, but we all know what the real

Ranheru VanZanthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08493852634108077370noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4815862473799842185.post-22662679173961499782007-09-13T21:40:00.000-05:002007-09-13T22:06:07.071-05:00

Well, I tried to stay away from this whole Vanessa Hudgens naked pic scandal simply because I didn't feel like finding out who she was, but the bitch won't quit. Rumors are now circulating that there is now a Vanessa Hudgens nude video: The clip shows Vanessa sitting in front of a Christmas tree wearing only a Santa hat, pasties to cover her breasts and a red thong with mistletoe decoration.

Melhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07520253037930660982noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4815862473799842185.post-14923679960108865632007-09-11T09:27:00.000-05:002007-09-11T09:56:24.790-05:00

As most of you probably know, Tommy Lee and Kid Rock, both exes of Pamela Anderson (as well as both being ex-relevant, or something), got into a little dustup at the VMAs over the weekend. As fights go, it seems to have been pretty lame. But it prompted Tommy Lee to pen a stunning literary exploration of his emotions in the wake of the traumatic event. I won't comment on its content, as I can't

Sugrafhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00546249282550637946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4815862473799842185.post-58163072527861359172007-09-11T09:07:00.000-05:002007-09-11T09:36:23.582-05:00

Dear Crazy Britney Fan, You're out of your gods damned mind. Hugs and Kisses, Mel P.S. Hiding under a sheet while you make your video doesn't mean the leather-clad gentleman in the next room is loading the tranquilizer gun any more slowly. P.P.S. Please see Pete Wentz's "Tips on Guyliner" before attempting this look again. I don't condone it, but if you're gonna do it, do it right.

Melhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07520253037930660982noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4815862473799842185.post-21640942738583619922007-09-10T21:13:00.000-05:002007-09-10T21:30:07.514-05:00

I don't have much experience with The Bachelor. I enjoy my fair share of reality programming, but there isn't much I can tell you about The Bachelor, so this is really just a pleasant distraction from 337 headlines about Britney for me: I guess that’s why The Bachelor’s Andy Baldwin called off the engagement to the show’s winner, Tessa Horst … he’s dating former Miss Iran, Sepideh Haftgoli.

Melhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07520253037930660982noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4815862473799842185.post-10501735528494356252007-09-10T13:38:00.000-05:002007-09-10T13:44:56.690-05:00

Hmmm, when you've just tanked your overly-advertised "comeback" performance live on Mtv and have then have your entire life laughed at by the quirky jew-girl, what on earth do you DO to make the world a better place again? If you guessed "flash your pantiless vagina" you would be wrong, but you would be thinking like our own Ms Spears. You know we don't pay for paparazzi photos here, so check

Melhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07520253037930660982noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4815862473799842185.post-19134359081366768282007-09-10T09:19:00.000-05:002007-09-10T14:50:54.667-05:00

You ever have one of those dreams where for some reason you're in a play or a dance recital, but you've managed to skip out on every single rehearsal so you're forced on stage in your underthings and can do little more than bop around seconds after everyone else looking ridiculous and confused while you forget all of the lines you knew damn well you should have been rehearsing in front of your

Melhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07520253037930660982noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4815862473799842185.post-59720840140587068932007-09-07T12:41:00.000-05:002007-09-07T13:34:13.070-05:00

We have a blog here. For the past month I've been working. Like, actual work. Sucks. My temp is from the devil and my company has been bought. Bought by a big old fish. A fish so big that every day I walk into the office and await the arrival of my Musictown apron. If you don't know the reference and the quote, get the fuck out. Seriously. Where does that leave our blog? Don't know.

Melhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07520253037930660982noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4815862473799842185.post-59678764221774344772007-08-13T14:19:00.000-05:002007-08-13T14:24:54.784-05:00

Sug's in Vegas. I've been training a new person at work for a week. You know when you learn the definition of "busy?" When you're so busy you don't have time to type out much more than "I'm busy." Just figured I'd give you guys a heads up, and there it is. I really hope by the end of the week this all clears up. If all goes well by next Monday my new girl will be trained and I'll be all

Melhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07520253037930660982noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4815862473799842185.post-60051485578078571272007-08-03T22:32:00.000-05:002007-08-03T21:45:46.097-05:00

I'm sure just about everyone has heard about this by now, but evidently, Britney Spears-Federline (shown above apparently doing her best bald Rosie impersonation) is now going around threatening to kill photographers who invade the personal space of her bodyguard's punchin' hand. Rather than crack jokes about Brit's growing list of back up for an insanity defense, or making wisecracks about

Ranheru VanZanthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08493852634108077370noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4815862473799842185.post-80212977119986255272007-08-03T13:52:00.000-05:002007-08-03T12:56:58.445-05:00

And now, a public service announcement from Kanye West: "Only white people and older black people say 'bling' now. If a white person uses slang too early, then that makes them look like a wigger. But if black people use slang too late, then it makes them look like a wigger." Hmmmm...does this mean I should suppress my urges to say things like "holla" and "fo shizzle" now, too? Thanks for the

Melhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07520253037930660982noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4815862473799842185.post-84605730094342578922007-08-03T11:42:00.000-05:002007-08-03T11:42:05.508-05:00

This is a clip from Wednesday night's So You Think You Can Dance. I'm not posting it to make fun of it or anything of the sort for once. This is Lacey and Neil performing a contemporary routine from Mia Michaels. Mia, incidentally, was nominated for an Emmy for last year's routine "The Park Bench," which I thought couldn't possibly be topped. Then came this routine, "Time," which is about

Melhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07520253037930660982noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4815862473799842185.post-72921748992179962292007-08-03T11:05:00.000-05:002007-08-03T11:42:51.832-05:00

Perez asks the question "Heroes star Hayden Panettiere, 17, is holding this vibrating dildo because _______." The entire world answers "Because of photoshop, Perez. Because of photoshop." Is it possible to despise his antics more than I already do? The answer is a loud and resounding "YES!" Christ, Perez, google that shit first, man. (original unphotoshopped pic here at

Melhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07520253037930660982noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4815862473799842185.post-36149881881313850772007-08-03T10:12:00.000-05:002007-08-03T10:31:12.892-05:00

Jessica Simpson's new movie, Blonde Ambition, is rumored to be a straight to dvd flop. To blame, say sources, is Simpson herself: “The movie is absolutely horrible,” says a source. “It’s just a bomb, mainly because of Jessica’s acting.” Counter’s Simpson’s rep: “It’s definitely a theatrical release.” A rep for the movie studio tells Us, “The final distribution plans have not been confirmed,

Melhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07520253037930660982noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4815862473799842185.post-30537041523414990642007-08-02T14:45:00.000-05:002007-08-02T14:56:50.497-05:00

You actually read that right. I did indeed say that Nicole Richie is sensible. Or, at least, Nicole Richie is spinning her DUI way better than Paris did. In a recent interview with Diane Sawyer, to air in three parts on Thursday and Friday, Richie commented: "I kept making, you know, bad decisions or mistake after mistake after mistake and I wasn't growing. I wasn't going anywhere," she says

Melhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07520253037930660982noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4815862473799842185.post-34830368903420272212007-07-31T13:20:00.000-05:002007-07-31T14:49:35.573-05:00

Ciao, darlings. It is I, Roland. I have awoken once more to find myself with an empty home (save for that insufferable mange of a dog, who has been eyeing a lone shoe on the floor for ten minutes now. Do it, puppy, have your way with the shoe, I beg of you. Take the shoe, I promise you, you won't be turned out into the wild. She doesn't like that shoe anyway. Take it. TAKE IT!) Ahem.

Melhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07520253037930660982noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4815862473799842185.post-50245774982828863772007-07-31T12:35:00.000-05:002007-07-31T13:07:28.406-05:00

Cindy Crawford Topless Pics...I guess there's still a demographic for this somewhere- Egotastic This chick's still knocked up and still marrying Usher. Wow, that's like every probably seven or eight girl's dreams, at least- A Socialite's Life Kirsten Dunst ruins Islington. What a bitch- Celebrity Dirty Laundry The Simple Life canceled. More importantly, those cereal Nazis brought back

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