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Pink Glove Dance

2009-12-11T08:03:00.001-08:00

Very Cute video some hospital workers did for check your boobies.

I Made It!

2009-12-02T18:34:00.000-08:00

I made it back...actually I made it back Sunday..just too lazy to blob. I had a fantastic time in Mississippi. Syd and K were as fun as all get out!.. I really enjoyed myself in the country. The Aussie is already back in Sydney, hopefully she will update her websyke with photos of her adventures in the USA. I took photos and some video of Amy the Pig in Mississippi and I will make a new video of her this week..when I stop being lazy. In the mean time here is a photo of Bruno and Amy....

Sore Tits and Flying Turkeys

2009-11-23T17:09:00.000-08:00

I got my annual Mammogram today and I am fucking sore..well my left tit is really sore.

But since some idiots made a random recommendation it will probably be my last till I am 50. The insurance companies aren't going to pay for preventative care if they dont have too. They are jackasses, but after today I am fine with waiting till I am 50. I bet a man invented that fucking boob machine...I think the asshole that invented that painful boob vise should have to stick his penis in it every year...after he turns 50 though.

I went to the store today to pick up a turkey...the local grocery had a great sale on the turkeys. I am pretty sure every fucking crazy woman in town was at the same store trying to score on a good turkey bargain. At first when I walked in I thought is was wild animal frenzy but as I got closer it was just crazy females fighting over the best birds. These women were slinging 22 pound turkeys into their carts. You know the women that can barely get their mini-van door shut if a man is around? Well put a few turkeys on sale and the thrifty cave woman breaks out and they don't mess around. So after ducking through the chaos I snagged a little 12 pounder and got the hell out of there...teeth were starting to show on some of them chicks.

After Turkey day I am off to go find the Aussie Chick. She has been in Mississippi playing with Syd for the last few weeks. I have never been there so I am excited..get to meet a crazy blogger and see the Aussie one more time before we kick her out of our country.

Have a great Turkey day!

Amy the Pig in SF

2009-11-17T19:35:00.001-08:00

Here is a quick video of some pictures of Amy the Pig in SF...she went shopping and posed with different characters ...Baby Jesus seemed to like her a lot.

Busy week for me so far. Last week I returned to working out and I have been sore ever since. The pain is worth it though...I think. Have a good week..next week is turkey day...yay!

Scooter, Beaver, and More...

2009-11-09T20:16:00.000-08:00

If the cats dont run...Scooter just sniffs...she wants a good chase..and they figured her out..so they just sit there.

I needed to change the sheets..she falls asleep in a few seconds..so peaceful ..

My neighbor brought this book by for me. I've been looking for my Beaver.

Took the Aussie bowling..aren't our little nicknames cute?

Just when I think she is being such a good girl.

Quick Update

2009-11-03T08:07:00.000-08:00

Halloweenie was a blast! We had a golf tourney in costumes and plenty of fun and craziness.

This week the Aussie returns to the west coast to frolic in Hollywood and Long Beach. I am off all week so I can play with her....do the touristy thing....

I have another video of Homer howling at the theme to The Office...but my friend is in the shot so I need to get her permission to post it...but it is funny.

Here is a picture of my new hair color.

I will try to take pics of our adventures in Hollywood and Long Beach...so stay tuned.

Halloween Special! Lizzy the Lezzy Episode 16

2009-10-30T11:12:00.001-07:00

Happy Halloweenie Everyone!

Road Trip to San Francisco

2009-10-26T20:06:00.000-07:00

My friend Brooklyn and I headed it up to San Fran early Thursday in hopes to meet up with Lisa and her buddy by noon in the local starbucks. Prior to leaving we schemed a plan to mess with the two visiting Aussies. So we decided we would pretend to be crazy homeless women and strike up a conversation with them. We had great disguises, or so we thought....our plan was to get to the coffee shop first. Of course we had no idea they were planning on scoping us out before we had a chance...so the smartie pants aussies decided to change the location at the last minute. We were able to spot them from around the corner..sitting there all cute and vulnerable to our attack. As soon as we passed in our disguises...she recognized me..I couldnt believe it. So anyways....our rehearsing the whole drive was for nothing...but we had a ton of laughs coming up with a routine.

This was us rehearsing on our way up. Oh by the way we walked the streets of San Fran in these wigs...we were quite the site.

Once we all met up and the wigs came off. It was..non-stop laughing..to the point of not being able to breathe.
It was nice Lisa came all the way to the US to show me how to take great night shots with my camera.

We went to Napa Friday to wine taste...and laugh some more.

We also went to the Castro..there were gay people there.

On our way home we stopped at the House of fruits..very fitting for us.

My gut hurts from laughing and having a great time. I am exhausted from lack of sleep.

Lisa and her buddy are in Vegas then off to the East Coast and then back here to Long Beach (Hollywood) So I get to be entertained a few more days.

Homer Howling at The Office Theme

2009-10-25T19:47:00.001-07:00

While I was in SF my friend that was dog sitting caught Homer in action...We have been trying to catch this but always forget by the time the show comes on. Everytime he hears the theme he Howls..
I have pictures from SF I will update this week..Lisa was very cool and didn't kill me.

Busy Beaver Week

2009-10-19T19:15:00.000-07:00

This is an exciting week, on Thursday I leave for San Francisco to meet up with a couple of crazy Aussies. One of the Aussies swings by here from time to time to leave her smart ass comments...she currently isn't blogging but she made a very nice website for her travels.

When I stopped and reflected for a half second I realized It is weird how I have met people in the blog world.. I believe Syd, a perverted blog I frequent, introduced me to her.....Anyway it is all twisted and confusing but it really doesnt matter..cuz I am off on a road trip...I am bringing two friends along just in case she is a serial killer. So no worries.

Homer and his sister bitch are doing well...I think they have worked out most issues..Scooter no longer jumps on the counters looking for food. She still wants to chase all the neighborhood cats but I doubt that feeling is going to go away.

I will be on my best behavior this weekend...hopefully some of my saint like traits will rub off on the Aussie.

NATIONAL COMING OUT DAY 2009

2009-10-12T05:24:00.001-07:00

This is very Cute!!!

Last Few Weeks in a Minute

2009-10-07T20:51:00.000-07:00

I have been a busy beaver so I compiled a few of my adventures in a little over a minute. Some of the video is up in San Jacinto, and Lone Pine. The rest is local stuff. Oh and Amy the Pig makes a brief appearance.

Homer Has Nine Nipples

2009-10-01T14:02:00.000-07:00

Since Sister Bitch (Scooter) has come to live with us, we have had fun getting her adjusted to normal home life. She likes Homer, but does not like Homer touching any of the toys. This is why we call her Sister Bitch. She has definitely become the alpha dog. One thing I started to notice was Homer’s nipples started getting bigger since her arrival. The other day I decided to google the enlarged nipples. Turns out if he has a couple of enlarged nipples, it could be testicular cancer or some sign of disease. Well since his nuts are not there I will rule out the testicular cancer. If all 8 nipples are enlarged it could be hormonal. Now I had no idea dogs had 8 nipples..it is a fact I have never logged in my brain. So, as I was making room for this new fact in my brain, (possibly deleting something important like how to boil an egg) I walked over to Homer to offer him a gratuitous belly rub. As he lay on his back with his tail wagging, I started counting the enlarged nipples. 4 enlarged nipples on the right side and 5 on the left side…I thought to myself…4 enlarged nipples plus 5 enlarged nipples does not equal 8. I got my enlarged nipple calculator out…and sure enough, he has 9 enlarged nipples!!

The possibilities of Homer joining the circus or jumping up and down on Oprah’s couch went through my head. I knew I was rubbing the belly of a possible future star on David Letterman’s pet tricks.

So while I am looking for an agent for Homer, now I have to figure out why his hormones are out of whack. I know it has to do with Sister Bitch but I don’t know how long it will last or if it will ever go away. (the enlarged part, not the extra nipple) I couldn’t find a clear answer on the internets and I am not quite sure I wanna pay a vet to tell me it is just hormones..250.00 dollars please….fuckers. So my question to my intelligent reader (s)…..has anyone seen a fixed male dog’s nipples enlarge from hormones? If so, does it go away?

All about the Vespa

2009-09-21T13:12:00.000-07:00

I want new art in my family room so I decided a while ago I wanted pictures of Long Beach. We have some cool buildings and scenery here and plus I love my city. So I decided it would be cool to maybe add my Vespa in for a few shots. Now I want my Vespa and whoever else is traveling with me to be in all the shots...I will pick a few and get prints and frame them..something no one else has..plus I like the colors. Here is a few samples..I will get more this weekend.

I'm Back

2009-09-14T17:20:00.000-07:00

Wow since my last post, I have been lazy and busy...too lazy to blob about me being busy. I tried catching up on everyones blobs but a girl can only do so much. It is very stressful when you have over 200 unread items on your reader.

Enough whining...Here is what I have done..or at least what I remember I have done.

Went on a great girl motorbike ride, we went down the coast, to an irish pub ate, drank, giggled and then cruised around Newport Back Bay.

Hiked to the top of San Jacinto Peak. 12 mile hike. 6 up 6 down...passed out that night.

Went to Tulsa Oklahomo for work.

Am I the only person that knows what that picture is? I have shown that to a few people and they have no clue..I think I watched way to much Oral Roberts TV when I was a kid.

Found out that people from the OK state are serious about their Barbecue sauce.

I had a baked potato with BBQ sauce, Beef Brisket, and cheese on top...it was heaven..I have lived my entire life and never had meat in my baked potato...I feel almost complete.

Eating like crap the past week has made me feel like crap. But the food sure was good going down.

I went to the center of the universe in Tulsa. The Center of the Universe is at the top of a pedestrian bridge in Tulsa. If you stand on the opposite side of the brick circle from someone else, you hear their echo, but not your own. If you stand at the center of the brick circle and talk, your echo "sounds weird"....I have no idea why this works..bizarre..

Okay that is it for now..there is more..hope to make a video..of some stuff..I say that a lot.

Random Stuff

2009-09-02T20:35:00.001-07:00

When we were waiting in line for Korean Tacos the other night Alpine stereos put out some of their pimped out cars to tease us with stuff we will never buy.

This is a Mini Cooper, it has 6 TV screens in it.

Because you have 6 TV screens..which everyone needs. You have no room for friends..this car only had one seat.

This is some pimped out Mercedes SUV.

View of Long Beach from our dinner table at Gladstones.

Ferris Wheel down at the Pike.

View from the top of the ferris wheel...I wish I had my good camera. It was a nice night.

If you look close you can see a lighthouse in the above picture..it is blue from the lights, at night they cycle through the colors, it is real pretty.

Big weekend planned, Scooter ride with the gang on Saturday, Hiking to the top of San Jacinto Peak on Sunday, if the smoke is not blown towards that way. Yes, we are on fire here, nothing close to us, but the smoke is in the air, not bad because the wind is blowing towards the mountains. Still a big bummer to see all the hillsides burn away.

Beavers, Texas, and Kogi Beef

2009-08-23T20:11:00.000-07:00

Guess what Yellowdog Grannie sent me in the Mail!..A shirt that couldn't be more perfect for me. I love that lady from Texas!

Speaking of Texas we met a few horny Lesbians from Dallas this weekend..I wonder if all the Lesbos in Texas are hornier than me. They were so horny they scared us. We survived though. I won't be packing a U-Haul to Texas anytime soon.. Unless Yellowdog Grannie wants a roommate.

This weekend we tried out this Kogi Beef Taco truck and it was absolutely amazing, along with the shaved ice truck that was parked down the way...Oh my gosh..heaven..it is a Korean/Mexican fusion..TO DIE FOR!...there are 4 trucks that announce where they will be parked and when through twitter..Us lesbos got in line 40 minutes early we were about 20 back from the front...the line ended up over 2 blocks long. It is worth the wait though..YUM!

Scooter Update

2009-08-19T20:40:00.000-07:00

Scooter is doing great! She is such a sweet girl. I have been busy so I wanted to let everyone know she is doing well. To answer peoples questions about Scooter, Scooter is fixed. She was found under the 110 Freeway in LA. She just had puppies. They scooped up the family and got them healthy and adopted the puppies out. They spayed Scooter, and put her in a foster home. That is when I found her. I was feeding my friend's cats while she was out of town, and the neighbor had this little dog that was so sweet and loving. The neighbor brought Scooter over to see if Homer would be okay. They think she is about 3 years old. She is full of energy and can jump like a monkey. She jumped up on the counter and ate the other half of my tuna sandwich the other day. She is used to being a scavenger so food is a big deal...feeding time is a hassle. She wants to eat Homer's food before she eats hers. Today was the first day I fed them both and she didn't rush over to Homer's bowl. Homer won't fight so I have to get on her as soon as she does this. She will eventually learn the food gets delivered twice a day so she won't be in such a panic at feeding time. She is also a toy hog and that has caused a few little squirmishes..Homer won't fight her but she tries to fight him..She was hanging off his neck growling and he was just walking around with his ball in his mouth. I have no idea what breed she is. She is sooo sweet and cuddly at night..Homer sits on one side and she sits on the other.

Introducing Homer's New Sister

2009-08-12T19:19:00.000-07:00

Well Homer has had a new sister since Monday and so far everything is working out. He loves her..he humped her for two days straight. Now she is humping him. I have been off work making sure she adjusts..I have also been painting. I hate painting.
Homer's new sister is Scooter.

I am painting my house a ton of colors to match my bowls. Just kidding..but I noticed as I was scarfing down my fresh strawberries that they did match. The color is orange and yellow..lighting is little off in the photo.

This is a blue, it is in my living room, I am painting two vertical beams I have red. My TV room will be yellow..did I mention that I have purple drapes? I only need something green to complete my rainbow. I am not a big green fan but I will be painting one of my bookcases green. Sooo Gay!

My Main Man

2009-08-09T08:44:00.000-07:00

This was my little man when I first laid eyes on him 5 years ago. He was 20 pounds lighter, full of fleas and very lonely in that miserable cage.

Today he is a happy boy, but I am the one who got lucky. He is a good boy. Doesn't bark, I can leave the front door wide open and he doesn't bother taking off. He is the best cuddle bug in the world.

A few days ago I met another dog in need of a good home. Today she is going to come over and meet Homer and if they get along, Homer might be getting a sister. He isn't too excited about sharing me, so we will see how he reacts. He sure is spoiled.

I Have a Cowlick

2009-07-30T09:53:00.001-07:00

Cowlick is a funny name, but I actually looked up the Wikipedia and that made it even funnier. I finally cut all my hair off. I have had long blond hair since the 90's, mostly pulled into a ponytail because it was a pain to deal with. My hair is thin but thick, meaning once I washed it air drying took hours. I am to old to continue to deal with something on my head that was driving me nuts..so off it went.

So it takes seconds to wash and dry my hair. I don't have to put tons of conditioner in it just so I can get a brush through it.

My friends were with me for support, filming the entire event. The hairdresser even let them cut some of my hair.

I have an Alfalfa cowlick. I don't remember having a cowlick when I was sporting short hair in my swimming days. Maybe the chlorine green hair took away from the cowlick.

I love the short hair, the dark hair is something to get use to. Years of sun bleached blond and now I have the dark unexposed hair that actually makes me do a double take as I pass a mirror. The sun will lighten it but I might try keeping it dark but more than likely I will be too lazy to put a hat or sunscreen on.

Lizzy the Lezzy-Lesbian Addict

2009-07-27T10:08:00.000-07:00

Thank goodness she came out with a new video, I have a bunch of stuff I could post, I am just a lazy lezbo.

Random Stuff

2009-07-22T20:42:00.000-07:00

I was going through my Iphone pictures and realized I have a few pictures to share.
We went to West Coast Choppers...well actually we went down to Cisco's which is Sandra Bullock's Husband's restaurant. Cute little place,...then we walked around..he owns the whole area..it is like a compound.

He is a white guy so I guess this is a joke..maybe there is a story about this and I don't know but I found it rather amusing.

In our scooters under the seats there is a little warning that says "No Pets"..so of course I had to go in search of the perfect sized pet. Don't worry no scooters were harmed in the taking of this picture.

These bikes are the latest craze for kids, well young adults. The bikes have no gears no brakes, the kids wear skinny jeans or tight long shorts when riding. They dress like the bicyclist in the 70's. It is a cool little trend. It takes a lot of skill to ride these. They are fun to watch.

I got a new helmet.

My neighbor's cat Bubby, blogging.

Under My Skin - Gin Wigmore

2009-07-20T13:30:00.001-07:00

My new favorite song. Although it is not new, it is new to me.

Gay Biker Gang and Sailing

2009-07-14T20:47:00.000-07:00

I wonder what nimrods are going to search Gay Biker Gang and show up here. It sounds very happy and tough. I have put over 700 miles on my scooter in less than a month..I love that thing! I go everywhere on it. I have driven my Jeep only a few times ..I am saving a ton of money on gas.

Here is a shot of a small group of our biker gang. A few of us went to the little local irish pub that just happens to turn gay on Sundays.

It has been great weather the last few days, so I skipped work and went out to play. I went sailing, and took a few pictures, I have been wanting to get photos from the water for a while, but the sky sucked. There is a fire in the valley so I couldn't get the coloring I wanted.

Queen Mary

Long Beach, convention center,(the one with the whales on it) Wyland is touching this up not sure if he is done, but it does look nicer.

Heading out, on a perfect day.

Have I ever mentioned I love Long Beach..it is such a great city...except they just raised our water rates 17%..that pisses me off.