tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-46863342415931547612009-07-05T13:28:58.292-07:00Random Thoughts Of A Surf Reporter's WifeYou can't drink all day if you don't start in the morningDogtownsurfernoreply@blogger.comBlogger920125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4686334241593154761.post-44932954785423332442009-07-05T13:25:00.000-07:002009-07-05T13:28:58.373-07:00Random Thoughts of a Surf reporters wifeHow do I feel?God I don’t remember anyone ever asking. Everyone just seems to keep telling me how they feel. How much they need, or want or miss. I seem to have become a support system for the part of humanity that is breaking down. My never ending quest to fix things ends up being the hardest part of it all. As I sit here listening to you, tell me, what is wrong, how sad you are, how hurt are, Dogtownsurfernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4686334241593154761.post-70843853440379379842009-06-18T23:15:00.000-07:002009-06-18T23:51:40.983-07:001O reasons the guy in the next cube has a better gig than youI just got done reading one of the bathroom books still sitting in a pile on the bathroom floor, and I seriously laughed so hard it was a good thing I was in the bathroom.It reminded me that as I read all these things on the Internet on how to get a job in a bad economy, or how to keep your job in a bad economy or what jobs to go for in a bad economy, I am thinking, where the hell are all these Dogtownsurfernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4686334241593154761.post-33895720101579305512009-06-15T07:45:00.000-07:002009-06-15T08:55:24.818-07:00How California Can make money, without pissing everyone offI just received my car registration renewal notice. Increase of almost $200.00 over last year. I am sure that money will go to good use...I have accepted that I pay a premium for where I live, it costs money to live somewhere with great weather, perfect beaches and endless miles of freeways.But If I was in charge, what would I do to make money for the state? Well here is my top ten:1. Legalize Dogtownsurfernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4686334241593154761.post-70659448430358895822009-06-07T21:30:00.000-07:002009-06-07T22:10:54.979-07:00Prop 8I have just returned from San Francisco, pretty much a sad trip all around. I cant decide if it was the memories, or the sad deterioration drugs and alcohol have had on the homeless people at civic center. Another sad, hit you up on every corner reality is Prop 8 and those who are against it.Does it matter, who you are, where you came from or whether you believe in god or not, if two consenting Dogtownsurfernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4686334241593154761.post-16277966494321639142009-06-02T23:55:00.000-07:002009-06-03T01:15:25.768-07:00A day late and a dollar short-Take the Guess out of being a GuestIts that time of year, time for your STAYCATION. This time of year, or really any time of year as I stand behind the front desk in my Tim Roth Bell Hop attire, I think, I need to find the way to take the guess work out of being a guest.I like to call it 400 rooms on a Tuesday in July.Being a Good Guest Means:You will never say to a front desk agent, that you travel all over the world, even Dogtownsurfernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4686334241593154761.post-33334872609460160932009-05-20T13:06:00.001-07:002009-05-20T13:09:34.581-07:00OK -- I Guess This is CoolI guess I'll give it to them -- while most anti gun commercials are ignorant, hate-mongering contortions of truth aimed at making people irrationally afraid of scenarios that will never happen (I know, shocking, Liberals NEVER use those tactics) this one is plain and simple and gets the point across very clearly. And -- its fun to watch that shit get blown to smithereens!!Dogtownsurfernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4686334241593154761.post-65441370948783020832009-05-18T12:37:00.000-07:002009-05-18T12:49:12.836-07:00Classic Internet Video MondayGaawwd, this is still soooo hard to watch. And by "hard" I mean super easy. Dogtownsurfernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4686334241593154761.post-86864261028770743522009-05-16T22:05:00.000-07:002009-05-16T22:12:10.736-07:00Hunting Elephants"As we live, we believe we have hardship and pain, that life is unfair or cruel. We have forgotten that living itself, is the gift."May you drift in peace, seamless with the ocean now. Riding your favorite waves every day. You are not forgotten, and you never will be.Dogtownsurfernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4686334241593154761.post-84878034429272870352009-05-15T20:42:00.000-07:002009-05-15T21:04:39.785-07:00Paddle OutThe paddle out for Matt we have kept private to his close friends he surfed with every day, mostly because sacttering his remains is such an incredibly personal and emotional thing for all of us. We do encourage all of you to get in the water tomorrow and ride a few waves in his memory. We appreciate all your support and kind words. If you want more information you can email me. parkerakennedy@Dogtownsurfernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4686334241593154761.post-65464033031363087932009-05-15T14:53:00.000-07:002009-05-15T15:35:54.994-07:00Horseracing = Sucks<!--[if gte mso 9]> Normal 0 false false false MicrosoftInternetExplorer4 <![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]> <![endif]--> <!-- /* Style Definitions */ p.MsoNormal, li.MsoNormal, div.MsoNormal {mso-style-parent:""; margin:0in; margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:12.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman"; Dogtownsurfernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4686334241593154761.post-43368723918631288812009-05-15T13:27:00.000-07:002009-05-15T14:49:29.137-07:00Odelay, Vato -- Have My Seat<!--[if gte mso 9]> Normal 0 false false false MicrosoftInternetExplorer4 <![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]> <![endif]--> <!-- /* Style Definitions */ p.MsoNormal, li.MsoNormal, div.MsoNormal {mso-style-parent:""; margin:0in; margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:12.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman"; Dogtownsurfernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4686334241593154761.post-37048041738932903742009-05-15T13:25:00.001-07:002009-05-15T13:26:42.194-07:00FACEPLANT FRIDAY: Ehh, Not Really a FaceplantBut I laughed out loud. And that's the purpose of Faceplant Fridays -- to make everyone laugh out loud.Dogtownsurfernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4686334241593154761.post-22674146152898571532009-05-13T22:25:00.001-07:002009-05-14T13:07:50.580-07:00Things you would rather not think about, yet can save someone's lifeFirst of all. LIFE INSURANCE. You need to get life insurance, I don't care who you are or what you have or don't, you have to have Life Insurance. And you have to have a will. Young people, married, without a house and kids, I am particularly talking to you. Be specific if you want to be revived, where you want to be buried, if you want to be buried, etc. The life insurance will help you pay Dogtownsurfernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4686334241593154761.post-76168879795654824522009-05-11T16:58:00.000-07:002009-05-11T17:40:42.293-07:00Free me from the Fedora. Twenty things that need to go awayI am so irritated today, so with that in mind I am putting together a list of twenty things that need to go away immediately. Please feel free to send your own and I will add them.1. The FedoraI HATE THE FEDORA. It doesn't look good on anyone, and so why, why, is everyone wearing one? There were three guys in the airport in sweat pants, sweat shorts and Laker basketball shorts all wearing them, Dogtownsurfernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4686334241593154761.post-63947580871365992412009-05-10T19:27:00.000-07:002009-05-10T20:18:59.715-07:00Sunday, Happy Mothers DayIts Sunday. And its my blog, and I havent written anything in FOREVER, so today I am just going to send a little update.I think the hardest thing I have ever had to do, other than lay my husband to rest at 34, is packing up all of his things, which I just finished doing about an hour ago. Every shirt is the first time we kissed, ate a hot dog, every pair of shorts is the trip to Mendocino, the Dogtownsurfernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4686334241593154761.post-54726951889875092692009-05-08T14:02:00.001-07:002009-05-08T16:25:53.376-07:00Hey, we said we wanted Change, we didnt say anything about smartI was overjoyed when I read this today, because it has weighed on my mind since the day it happened.I am talking about the FLY BY of AIR FORCE ONE escorted by a F-16 through downtown Manhattan.Now, being that my lively hood is Marketing, and I too have sat down at many a boardroom table, with my great ideas, my charts, my pie graphs, my great big glossy pictures of how I am going to change the Dogtownsurfernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4686334241593154761.post-4111666725853886372009-05-08T10:41:00.001-07:002009-05-08T10:46:17.438-07:00Seriously -- I Would Totally Have Made ThatWhats with the huge crowd? Is this an office dare, free-lunch bet? Is it casual Friday? Where's the office hottie? Are they speaking in English accents? When's the last time Billy got a haircut? Looks a little out of regs if you know what I mean....Dogtownsurfernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4686334241593154761.post-82069223938688805472009-05-07T13:32:00.000-07:002009-05-07T13:44:40.789-07:00Moronic Losers Busted, MLB for Short part twoWell, at least it is embarrassing as hell. Not vindication, but humor all the same.Genius, get the list of banned drugs, then when your doctor goes to offer you a prescription you can cross reference. I am sure you can get Kinko's to print you up a picture menu, to make things easier for your, then you can just point."LOS ANGELES – A source close to Manny Ramirez(notes) said Thursday that the Dogtownsurfernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4686334241593154761.post-70535983067482438182009-05-07T10:47:00.000-07:002009-05-07T11:48:44.573-07:00Moronic Losers Busted, MLB for ShortWTFI am so sick of this bullshit, Manny Ramirez I hope your dick shrivels up from steroid use and that you die of congestive heart failure taking out the trash, you low life piece of shit.Act like you have been there?! Chance of a life time, your somewhere that as we all sit here in our god damn cubicles we can only dream of being. And your going to fucking shoot up steroids.50 Games? That's it, Dogtownsurfernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4686334241593154761.post-2642683621630073722009-05-05T10:49:00.000-07:002009-05-05T11:29:17.723-07:00Ehhh ... Sorrrry.Sorry for no Faceplant Friday -- had a tough day and subsequently, a tougher weekend.So -- I offer up some Crazy Ivans contorting themselves and the like as my form of apology. You don't like it? Fine. Here's a Faceplant video too.Happy now? No? Fine, here's a Classic Internet Video clip.Still not happy? Here's a link to video of Megan Fox waking up in her undies, stretching, swimming and Dogtownsurfernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4686334241593154761.post-70629228650493569922009-04-30T14:17:00.000-07:002009-04-30T14:24:13.681-07:00Epic Surf, Huh, Lads?Who knew? Ireland, huh?I've seen somehting about this somewhere -- on the Discovery Channel or something. But I don't remember it being this retarded. Wow. This looks amazing. And cold. Very cold.Staircases in February has nothing on this break in August -- I'd bet.Enjoy -- some fucking sick rides in this trailer.Did I mention it looks kinda cold. And sharky? Dogtownsurfernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4686334241593154761.post-16659755963096193152009-04-30T10:18:00.000-07:002009-04-30T10:19:59.989-07:00A Day Early ...Not to worry -- faithful readers ... Faceplant Friday will still be in full effect tomorrow -- I just had to post this -- its hilarious.WTF is this chick doing, seriously.Party Girl in Bra Falls Off Table - Watch more Funny VideosDogtownsurfernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4686334241593154761.post-46775097641441672992009-04-29T12:12:00.000-07:002009-04-29T15:28:19.906-07:00Racially Insensitive Post # 5,678,909Where all the white people at!!
Dogtownsurfernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4686334241593154761.post-18902441146778545952009-04-27T15:58:00.000-07:002009-04-27T16:13:23.337-07:00Classic Internet Video MondayThis one isn't very old -- but its still a goodie. Or, something like that.You know you miss him ... W, I mean. Doesn't it seem like no one gets picked on in the Times (New York or L.A. variety) as much anymore now that he's all cuddled up in Crawford?Also -- surprisingly enough, you don't see as many caskets draped with flags or reports about how many "innocent Americans" have been killed on theDogtownsurfernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4686334241593154761.post-44831978819018873132009-04-27T15:54:00.001-07:002009-04-27T15:57:37.340-07:00NINJA FRED!!!!!!We miss Fred -- and I'm sure had Matt and Kelley not kept him so amply fed, he would revert to these types of tactics in order to fill his huge (some may say, fat) belly.Hiiiiiii Yaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!Dogtownsurfernoreply@blogger.com