tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4369212433260945426.post-32091443083115260232008-07-14T23:48:00.002-06:002008-07-16T00:15:42.758-06:00The UnMighty with, “The Orphans”<br /><br />Now, you’re probably thinking that it doesn’t seem fair that I won <a href="http://www.theunmighty.com/2008/07/whats-in-name.html">my own competition</a> And you’re right, it’s not fair, but that’s life – an ongoing barrage of crappy unfairness – one bitter smack in the face after another – a big stinking, heaping turd on your dinner plate and nothing to wash it down with – failure, rejection, disappointment, frustration, infection, disease, pimples on your back, and then… you die. So stop whining. I’m not your mamma, and I’m not going to make it all better. I’m not going to comfort you in my bosom and stuff your whining, contorted face with milk and cookies to make you feel okay about sucking. If you wanted to win so badly then maybe you should have brought your “A” game, made an effort, and delivered the goods. Sorry… loser.<br /><br />Hmmph.<br /><br />Geez.<br /><br />Hey.<br /><br />Hey, c’mon back. <br /><br />You know what, maybe I got a little carried away. Yeah, I shouldn’t have said all those things. Even if some of them are true, it’s not my place. I guess I just have a pessimistic outlook on life because, well, because I’m an Orphan. You know what, come to think of it, you did a really good job. You all did. So, here’s what I’m going to do. I’m not going to give out just one pair of free tickets. I’m going to give a pair of free tickets to all the runners up that made our “possibilities” list. Would that make you feel a little better? Yeah, thought so.<br /><br />And the runners up are…<br /><br /><a href="http://randytayler.livejournal.com/50595.html">Randy</a> with, “Sideshow”<br /><a href="http://jaketitus.blogspot.com/">Jake Titus</a> with, “Tom & I”<br /><a href="http://blonde-canary.blogspot.com/">Jewels</a> with, “Band O’ Brothers”<br /><a href="http://thefunwinsblog.blogspot.com/">Steff </a>with, “Drum Roll Please”<br /><a href="http://welcometomysoapbox.blogspot.com/">Salt H2O</a> with, “Stale Twinkies”<br /><br />An honorable mention goes to…<br /><a href="http://newcomernews.blogspot.com/">Rebecca</a> with “Reatards” (Your reference to our good friend <a href="http://www.theunmighty.com/2008/05/she-loves-to-hate-me.html">Kara</a> was not missed. Thank you for that.)<br /><br />A dishonorable mention goes to…<br /><a href="http://bringhurst.blogspot.com/">Bringhursts</a> with “The Quinn Brothers” <br /><br />Congratulations to you all (except the Bringhursts). You’ve all just won 2 tickets to The Orphans show happening Wednesday, Sept. 3rd, 8 pm in the Ragan Theater at UVU. You will find your tickets at Will Call under the names you used above. See you there.<br /><br />If you were one of the winners, stop reading now.<br />(hey everyone else. the show is free for everybody. it’s going to be filmed and it’s imperative that the theater is full. please come, bring some palsy’s, and act like it’s good. thanks.)<br /><br />(I need to turn The Quinn Bros My Space page to The Orphans My Space page without losing content, or friends, etc. I'll give 2 backstage passes to anyone who can tell me how to move all the content of a My Space page to a new My Space account. If you know how to do this, Email me at the email provided in my profile and we'll be best friends forever.)The UnMightyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18188969608446368617noreply@blogger.com