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SIMILARITIES BETWEEN F.R.I.E.N.D.S. AND SEINFELD

2009-04-26T22:41:00.000-07:00

SIMILARITIES BETWEEN F.R.I.E.N.D.S. AND SEINFELD:

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Here is a character sketch of one of the secondary characters of Seinfeld:
From : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seinfeld

Susan Ross (played by Heidi Swedberg)—George's fiancée and a former NBC executive. She first appeared in season 4 as an NBC executive overseeing Jerry and George's pilot. She and George dated for a while until she broke up with him because he got her fired. She later became a lesbian. She returned in season 7 when she and George got engaged. She does not get along well with the others- a short-lived friendship with Elaine and Jerry ended when she found their mundane chatter annoying. She is the most frequently recurring female character in seasons 4 and 7, and has a cameo role in the season 9 episode titled "The Betrayal".

ANIWAYS , DOESNT THE NAME SUSAN ROSS RING A BELL?
CAROL AND SUSAN? ROSS GELLER? HIS LESBIAN WIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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AND MONICA GELLER HAD DATED JERRY SEINFELD AND EVEN PRETENDED TO BE HIS WIFE. {Though Monica used a fake name : 'Meryl'.}THAT WAS BEFORE THE GANG MET AND THAT IS WHY WE DIDNT KNEW ABOUT THIS.

The Wife" is the eighty-first episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld. The 17th episode of the 5th season, it was originally broadcast on March 17, 1994. AND F.R.I.E.N.D.S PREMIERED ON SEPTEMBER 22,1994.
HERE IS A BRIEF REMINDER OF WHAT HAD HAPPENED BACK THEN:
from : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wife

Jerry's girlfriend, Meryl (Courteney Cox), poses as his wife in order that she may share in his 25% dry cleaning discount. In fact, Jerry is having fun with the idea of having a wife, even if it's just to start a sentence. George urinates in the shower while at the health club and fears he may be reported to management. Elaine gets mixed signals from Greg, a prospective boyfriend in whom she is interested. As if things couldn't get more complex, the man Elaine has her eye on is the same person who caught George urinating in the shower.
Jerry eventually cheats on his "wife" with another woman in order to give her the discount. Meanwhile, Kramer is losing sleep because Jerry took his quilt to the cleaner, taking advantage of the discount. Kramer goes to get a tan to impress his girlfriend's family, and ends up falling asleep on the tanning bed.
As it happens, Greg wants to date a female gym instructor and not Elaine. Then he discovers Elaine is friends with George. The episode ends with Kramer meeting his girlfriend's family, who are black, and Kramer being horribly tanned to the extent that he appears to be in blackface. The girlfriend's father then angrily says "I thought you said you were bringing a white boy home! I don't see a white boy! I see a damn fool!"

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GEORGE COSTANZA AND PHOEBE BUFFAY:
George was featured in the Friends episode "The One Where Rosita Dies" as a suicidal supply manager named Earl. Phoebe rings him trying to sell him toner and she learns about his problem and tries to convince him not to commit suicide.

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Seinfeld was set predominantly in an apartment block on New York City's Upper West Side while F.R.I.E.N.D.S was based in the area of Manhattan, New York City.

SIMILARITIES BETWEEN SCRUBS AND FRIENDS

2009-03-20T10:06:00.000-07:00

these are two of the greatest sitcoms ever aired.

*Ross and Rachel have a on again off again relationship....just like J.D and Elliot Reed.

*Chandler and Joey ...........and J.D and Turk.Thats guy love.

*Joey was once Dr Drake Ramoray.

*And this is weird: Dr. Percival Ulysses "Perry" Cox . Chandler is matthew PERRY and monica is courtney COX.

*And Carla and Monica.

ROSS , JOEY AND CHANDLER AS THE THREE WISE MONKEYS

2009-03-15T06:46:00.001-07:00

SEE NO EVIL
HEAR NO EVIL
SPEAK NO EVIL

are hollywood actors gay?

2009-03-14T09:03:00.000-07:00

Look at will ferell from taGAYalanda nights.

and look at him too.

eww.

Internet Banking Humor

2008-12-27T10:46:00.000-08:00

Here are two dumb jokes for you:

1}

TECH: Hello, Friendly Internet. May I help you?

CUSTOMER: Oh, hello young man. I was wondering if you offer online banking?

TECH: We're an Internet service provider, ma'am. You can certainly use our service to connect to online banking.

CUSTOMER: What do I need to do that?

TECH: You just need the modem in your computer. That plugs into a phone jack. Sign up for an account, and sign up for online banking with your bank.

CUSTOMER: But where does the money come out?

TECH: I'm not sure I understand?

CUSTOMER: You know...Does the money come out from that slot on the computer?

2}

Eager to make full use of my new computer's capabilities, I asked a customer-service representative at my bank if they offered on-line banking.
'Certainly,' she stated matter-of-factly, pointing to a crowd of people near the teller windows. 'The line starts over there.'

the death of a smiley

2008-12-14T05:56:00.000-08:00

THE HEIGHT OF FLEXIBILITY

2008-12-08T06:31:00.000-08:00

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how far would you walk to pee?

2008-12-08T03:21:00.000-08:00

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KIDS..BEWARE OF PAEDOPHILES

2008-12-07T09:10:00.000-08:00

NEVER TAKE MONEY OR SWEETS FOR POSING NAKED.

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SMOKING IN MOVIES

2008-12-02T08:29:00.000-08:00

{JOHN CUSACK TEACHING HIS DAUGHTER TO SMOKE : FROM :GRACE IS GONE}

food...actors...love and sex

2008-11-27T09:02:00.000-08:00

is david schwimmer better looking than gwyneth paltrow

2008-11-13T06:21:00.000-08:00

look at this ......from the casting of the movie : " THE PALLBEARER"

COULDNT THEY SHOW PALTROWS FACE WHEN THEY WROTE HER NAME.

the perfect gay pic : cock in the ass : from "me myself and irene"

2008-11-07T04:48:00.000-08:00

actors who are obbessed with boobies

2008-11-05T00:49:00.000-08:00

{MATTHEW PERRY}

{STEVE CARELL}

{its ben stiller}

{ITS ADAM SANDLER}

{MATTHEW PERRY}

{MATT LE BLANC}

{OWEN WILSON}

{JIM CARREY}

{ANTON KUTCHER}

AND SOME MORE

CAN ANY OF YOU GUESS THE MOVIES?

height of concentration : chandler bing looking at monica's bra in the hope it will pop off

2008-10-13T11:29:00.001-07:00

from F.R.I.E.N.D.S season X:

Chandler bing looking at Monica's Bra in the hope it will pop open.

WAS JOEY TRIBBIANI GAY TOO?

2008-10-13T08:51:00.000-07:00

Just look at these still from F.R.I.E.N.D.S

ben stiller vs owen wilson: hands in their pants:from "zoolanders":part 1

2008-10-09T12:30:00.000-07:00

the worst thing to do when you are hugging someone

2008-10-07T22:59:00.003-07:00

from F.R.I.E.N.D.S season XI {the one with the mugging}

Look what Joey did !

that can piss anyone off.

the best time to rob a man: when he is kissing his girlfriend

2008-10-01T23:01:00.000-07:00

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE TOUNGES OF A MAN AND WOMAN

2008-09-20T03:19:00.001-07:00

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OFFICESPACE tutorial : fun things to do in office

2008-09-10T10:04:00.000-07:00

{all these pics are from office space}

1} things to do with office equipments like fax machine.

2} Should you play games when your boss is before you.

3}JENNIFER aniston shows how to use your finger in office.

4}fishing and work.

AND NOW A GAME FOR YOU TO PLAY IN OFFICE. MATCH THESE PICTURES TO THEIR DESCRIPTIONS.

were chandler and joey obbessed with girls underwear?

2008-09-06T03:41:00.000-07:00

CELEBRITY EATING HABITS.{JOEY CHANDLER AND RACHEL}

2008-09-05T10:48:00.000-07:00

and you thought we shouldnt eat food after it has fallen of ground.

HEY..THERE ARE MILLIONS OF HUNGRY PEOPLE IN WORLD.

LEARN TO RESPECT FOOD.

SPIDERMAN TRYING TO LOOK UPSKIRT

2008-09-03T20:10:00.000-07:00

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SPIDERMAN RUNNING TO WATCH CHEERLANDERS

2008-09-03T19:56:00.000-07:00

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