ENOUGH!

tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4292742143638014250.post-20454385141892901122008-07-22T13:52:00.013-04:002008-07-24T08:55:11.424-04:00ENOUGH!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_YTxhKAOBLhU/SIYkqyEpufI/AAAAAAAAEhA/Gf5RvptsWZ0/s1600-h/Katy+Perry.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_YTxhKAOBLhU/SIYkqyEpufI/AAAAAAAAEhA/Gf5RvptsWZ0/s400/Katy+Perry.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5225904735024429554" border="0" /></a> Ok, who else is SOOOO sick and tired of that stupid ode to faux-lesbianism "I Kissed A Girl"? Seriously, it is scientifically impossible to hit "scan" on your radio and not have that damn song come up on at least three stations at the same time! It is so fucking annoying. Even more annoying? Those drunk ass girls who think they're being all sexy by making out with each other at clubs when it really just reeks of desperation because they are just doing it to get approval from some nasty hootin' and hollerin' frat boys. Thanks for encouraging this behavior even more Katy Perry! (NOTE: Not that I even need to say it, but I would just like to point out that I have no problem at all with the gay and lesbian community, you all know the shit I'm talking about.) So now this Katy Perry chick is getting her fifteen minutes for being soooo shocking. Yeah, ok, please. <a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=SclQZ4W2VZ0">This shit was already done</a> like 10 years ago. Newsflash: Girl on girl kissing isn't so risque anymore. It's 2008, look at all the famous mainstream lesbians: Ellen DeGeneres, Melissa Etheridge, Rosie O'Donnell, Clay Aiken! So sorry Katy Perry, you and the dude who wrote this song for you suck. Know what's still shocking in 2008? Bestiality, that's what. Fucking animals! So with that in mind, I revised your song for you Katy. You're welcome. <object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/3eWFVfN0WUE&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/3eWFVfN0WUE&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object> <div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;">This may be hard to understand Please, no intervention I’m not ashamed, I’ll take a stand Against repression Try not to misconstrue I’m gonna drop a bomb I'm asking you to hold Your condescension I fucked a squirrel and I liked it I know you might think that is sick I fucked a squirrel, won’t deny it Hope rabies didn't transmit It felt so small It felt so slight Gonna store some nuts tonight I fucked a squirrel and I liked it I liked it No, I don't think that I’m insane Your opinion don’t matter It’s not a detrimental shame I just love nature It's not what, humans do He’s my hot furry game It’s not rodent abuse PETA stay the fuck away! I fucked a squirrel and I liked it Ain’t that some crazy-ass shit? I fucked a squirrel, not implying it Rodents don’t just make Richard Gere tick Made up this song Easy to write I’ll be a success overnight I fucked a squirrel and I liked it I liked it This love is inexplicable That fur, that tail, screw "permissible" Prefer Rocky to Bullwinkle Don't knock it 'til you try it Roadkill appeal; that acorn scent! I fucked a squirrel and I liked it Doesn’t that make me a wild chick? I fucked a squirrel, won’t deny it But his teeth did hurt a bit This could be wrong Am I alright? Didn’t take my meds tonight I fucked a squirrel, and I…. I FUCKED A SQUIRREL??? OH SHIT, CARRRR!!!!!!! </div>BRnoreply@blogger.com