tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-41472355694351022732009-05-28T12:17:48.478-07:00JOHN K. PITCH BLOGJohnKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14033480276168015590noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4147235569435102273.post-40310528580846116502009-03-30T05:33:00.000-07:002009-03-30T05:37:06.574-07:00Heaven's Answer to LustAction VS God George Liquor is a God-fearing widower who is saving himself for Heaven. He is totally devoted to his deceased wife Mabel, whose rear end is stuffed and mounted on the wall in his trophy room.Merle (Sody’s big sister), A vixenish and buxom divorcee from down the street, has the hots for George and tries to seduce him in his own house of purity.She is gorgeous and extremely tempting,JohnKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14033480276168015590noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4147235569435102273.post-26087012398859964012009-03-29T20:41:00.001-07:002009-03-30T00:57:19.782-07:00George Liquor Pitch PostersJohnKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14033480276168015590noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4147235569435102273.post-62625251615788285212009-01-20T18:58:00.000-08:002009-01-20T17:09:53.456-08:00KASPAR THE UNFRIENDLY BEARKaspar with Porknievitch the Irritating ArthropodKaspar and Miserable the Disagreeable Moosewith Ranger Horst and Little OlegKaspar with Goody 3 ShoesJohnKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14033480276168015590noreply@blogger.com19tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4147235569435102273.post-25746643831951282352009-01-09T12:11:00.000-08:002009-05-28T12:17:48.491-07:00He Hog and VillainsLinks to stories and stuff:http://johnkstuff.blogspot.com/2006/02/calling-all-kids-he-hog-atomic-pig.htmlhttp://johnkpitch.blogspot.com/2007/10/he-hogs-comic-book-world-secret.htmlhttp://johnkpitch.blogspot.com/2007/10/he-hogs-secret-headquarters.htmlhttp://johnkpitch.blogspot.com/2007/10/bottled-city-of-human-women.htmlJohnKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14033480276168015590noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4147235569435102273.post-21106596018766600422009-01-09T12:00:00.000-08:002009-03-15T12:18:07.927-07:00He Hog Extra Material and Jokes - Naveltine, Super Villain MerchandiseHe Hog's Sponsor - NaveltineHe Hog stops the action in his show to do commercials for Naveltine. (this would always happen right when someone desperately needs him to save them - like while Half Life is being tortured by a super villain) "I'll save you, Half-Life....but first... I'd like to tell all the kiddies out there about a tasty new powder that's full of nutrition too!"Naveltine is made JohnKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14033480276168015590noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4147235569435102273.post-58243046976077691622009-01-08T11:23:00.000-08:002009-01-20T17:10:35.313-08:00Links To More Cartoon ShowsTHE HEARTACHESMORE HEARTACHES - THE OTHER CHARACTERSBe sure to read all the comments to see how much people want to see these shows!_____________________________WALLY MANWALLY MAN 2wally-man-3-some-story-ideasWALLY'S GIRLFRIENDWALLY'S NEPHEWS_____________________________BRIK BLASTOFFJohnKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14033480276168015590noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4147235569435102273.post-56529169731120621812008-02-04T14:37:00.000-08:002008-02-04T14:44:08.489-08:00The Goofy GremlinsJohnKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14033480276168015590noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4147235569435102273.post-29026603580392753132007-10-31T11:55:00.001-07:002009-03-30T05:26:27.604-07:00GEORGE LIQUOR'S CARTOONY TYPE VARIETY SHOWThis is a prime-time ensemble show with a regular cast and a rotating cast. It has an open format which leaves lots of room to try out new characters and ideas.GEORGE LIQUOR VARIETY PROGRAMHi Mike,this is a format for a cartoon show that I hope you will like.It's inspired by Jack Benny's Show from the 50s and 60s. The Jack Benny Program had a really clever open format that allowed for more than JohnKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14033480276168015590noreply@blogger.com45tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4147235569435102273.post-35471299000729805602007-10-30T16:23:00.000-07:002009-03-30T05:26:56.869-07:00Who Is George Liquor?For those of you who don't know who George Liquor is, here are some highlights of his history.Painting by Bill Wray from the first starring role in Ren and Stimpy.Man's Best FriendDrawings by me and Mike Kim.Animation by Carbunkle.MAN'S BEST FRIEND - SOFA CLIP (12.4mb)As you can see from the clips, George Liquor's personality and humor is a combination of classic situation comedies and cartoon JohnKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14033480276168015590noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4147235569435102273.post-31306035828813808352007-10-30T15:47:00.000-07:002009-03-30T05:27:16.613-07:00The Bikini SalesmanTHE BIKINI SALESMANPREMISE(Premise #1: A good excuse to show pretty girls modeling bikinis. Jimmy is a Bikini Salesman in a bikini store. )(Premise #2: Introduce Sody and set up budding romance. Leave audience hoping that Jimmy and Sody will get together later on.Jimmy likes Sody, but doesn’t know if Sody likes him. He feels inadequate. Sody has the same feelings toward Jimmy.Shows developing JohnKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14033480276168015590noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4147235569435102273.post-16222990655953603962007-10-30T15:28:00.000-07:002009-03-30T05:27:41.296-07:00Wild ElkdomWild Elkdom George and Jimmy go hunting.George tells Jimmy all about the beauty of nature as they ride to the wilderness in a huge 4 by 4. We need our walls to be as beautiful as the wild - only dead!Nature Show Being FilmedWhile they hunt, we keep cutting away to a jeep driven by an elk. The Elk’s TV crew rides with him.The elk has a nature show that other elks watch, called Wild Elkdom. It JohnKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14033480276168015590noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4147235569435102273.post-49269127129250993382007-10-30T15:18:00.000-07:002007-11-01T16:57:14.739-07:00Bomb ShelterPremise - The Bomb ShelterOmensGeorge wakes up one day with his bunion aching and swollen to the size of an apple. It’s a bad omen. He walks over to the window, looks outside and says “there’s something in the air.” Outside he notices a squirrel with a black spot on his back. Another omen. “It’s bad, it’s baaad,” he says nervously. A string of omens causes George to deduce that the end is JohnKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14033480276168015590noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4147235569435102273.post-46735705669705562952007-10-29T17:44:00.000-07:002009-01-09T12:00:26.679-08:00HE HOG'S COMIC BOOK WORLD - SECRET IDENTITIESMULTIPLE SECRET IDENTITIESHe-Hog loves the concept of having a secret identity so much, he has more than one.• DR. HORTOBAGY BOGHOSIANOne secret identity he assumes isDR. HORTOBAGY BOGHOSIAN, afamily dentist.• PRISON CONVICTAnother identity is a MILD-MANNERED PRISON CONVICT, serving out a life sentence for unspeakable crimes against humanity. Whenever he hears the call to justice, he has to slugJohnKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14033480276168015590noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4147235569435102273.post-65095332676891348762007-10-29T16:59:00.000-07:002009-01-09T11:57:33.752-08:00HE HOG'S SECRET HEADQUARTERSSECRET HEADQUARTERS THE FORTRESS OF RECTITUDE: TOP TOP SECRETHe-Hog’s Secret Headquarters is so secret that even He-Hog doesn’t know where it is. Never is its exact location revealed, not even to the audience. We do know, however that it is somewhere in CANADA.The Precious Brain CellYears ago, He-Hog built his secret lair. When it was complete, He-Hog had Half-Life (the only being he trusts) JohnKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14033480276168015590noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4147235569435102273.post-54406659262307483972007-10-29T15:32:00.000-07:002009-01-09T11:59:33.609-08:00The Bottled City Of Human WomenHe Hog Surveys Earth For Suitable Specimens of Human Women For An Environmental PreserveOne day, Half Life peers into He Hog's laboratory and sees him sitting behind a big glass bottle.He Hog is wearing retractable microscopic spectacles and staring into the bottle while looking supremely intelligent.Half Life asks what's in the bottle."This is a perfectly preserved miniature city, Half Life. It JohnKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14033480276168015590noreply@blogger.com8