CELEBRITY OUTHOUSE | BAD ACTORS

The Steven Seagal and Harrison Ford Rehab Center

2009-11-07T18:26:00.000-05:00

I'm John Travolta, Motherf***er!!!!

2009-11-03T18:08:00.000-05:00

Fun with Alec Baldwin

2009-10-25T15:20:00.002-04:00

Alec Baldwin is hilarious as Jack McCallister in FUN WITH DICK AND JANE. "Like my daddy always used to say!"

Muyami Heene, Balloon Mom rockstar

2009-10-19T22:06:00.003-04:00

Move over, Tia Carrere. Muyami Heene is here. Richard Heene is not only trying to launch another reality TV show, but he's also "trying" to make a pop star out of his wife, Muyami who cannot sing for all the balloons in Colarado with their now defunct record label, "Pimp My Children Records." Watch her as she rocks out to Tia Carrere's BALLROOM BLITZ.

THE FATHER: THE PREQUEL TO THE STEPFATHER

2009-10-19T22:06:00.001-04:00

British Josh Hartnett in Blow Dry

2009-10-18T08:46:00.005-04:00

One of the worst british accents of all time...

British Ernie Hudson

2009-10-18T08:46:00.003-04:00

CHRISTMAS WITH THE HEENES

2009-10-17T00:07:00.003-04:00

Richard Heene needs all the exposure he can get, even if it's at his own family's expense. Well Richard, you got what you asked for. A movie, starring you and your family. "CHRISTMAS WITH THE HEENES." I smell Oscar.

Happy Birthday Joan Cusack

2009-10-11T21:21:00.001-04:00

Joan Cusack turned 47 today.

Richard Dreyfuss Remix (Celebrity Outhouse Mashup)

2009-10-11T19:43:00.002-04:00

Who said Richard Dreyfuss isn't relevant today? Take his "Leo Marvin" and mash it up with some Ruff Ryders!

Renee Zelleweger is NEW IN TOWN

2009-10-11T00:29:00.000-04:00

Remme Zelleweger proves that comedy is hard, even if you're headlining your own movie. Here she is from last year's bomb, "New in Town". To not totally embarrass Ol' Lemonface, we've decided to add a laugh track for all the parts Renee wanted us to laugh at.

UFC Dana White PSA

2009-10-07T21:06:00.000-04:00

UFC's Dana White would like to give a nice "Fuck You" PSA to "journalist" Loretta Hunt as well as an appreciation for the F word.

Mel Gibson's Hannukah

2009-10-03T23:01:00.001-04:00

Mel Gibson writes, produces, and stars in his tour de force slasher masterpiece, "HANNUKAH", where he slices and dices many Jews with his axe during the eight days of Hannukah. Light the menorah, Gibson is coming!

Renee Zellweger PMS Award

2009-09-20T15:18:00.001-04:00

Randy Couture The Scorpion King

2009-09-20T09:06:00.001-04:00

John Cusack and the Samuel L Fridge

2009-09-20T07:38:00.002-04:00

Kazaam Movie Entrance Freestyle

2009-09-20T07:37:00.000-04:00

Kevin Costner Love Breakup

2009-09-20T07:35:00.002-04:00

Ryan Reynolds Pisses off Blade

2009-09-06T00:26:00.001-04:00

When you're Wesley Snipes the vampire hunter the last thing you want is for Ryan Reynolds to not only steal your movie from you, but piss you off in the process with endless ribbing.

Keanu Keeps His Hands Up While Acting

2009-09-05T23:22:00.000-04:00

We knew Keanu couldn't shake dodging bullets after "THE MATRIX" came out. Here, in "HARDBALL", Keanu has his hands up frequently although we really wish he were dodging baseballs instead of trying to play a gambler who has to pay his debt back by coaching an inner-city kids little league team.

Keanu Reeves Is His Own Best Ass Kicker

2009-09-05T22:29:00.002-04:00

Q: After "The Matrix" who could really kick Keanu's ass and live to tell about it?
A: Only Keanu himself.

Christian Bale Likes Men

2009-08-17T21:20:00.003-04:00

Christian Bale, dressed like a woman, falls in love with Ewan Mcgregor in Velvet Goldmine.

Hard Rain!!

2009-08-16T13:58:00.001-04:00

Tim Allen Movies Suck Part 1

2009-08-16T10:15:00.002-04:00

Example #1...

Nicolas Cage WindTalkers

2009-08-15T12:53:00.004-04:00

Cage experiences the stresses of war.