<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3974601225011481764</id><updated>2009-10-16T17:42:54.103-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Wisdom, an attempt toward</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://somethingalberto.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3974601225011481764/posts/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://somethingalberto.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3974601225011481764/posts/default?start-index=26&amp;max-results=25'/><author><name>Alberto</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10202477366694405906</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>80</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3974601225011481764.post-5714971010295383661</id><published>2009-02-25T18:05:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-25T18:11:11.684-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Islam'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='scripture'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Paradise'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The Qur&apos;an'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Heaven'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Muslim'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hell'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='school'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='religion'/><title type='text'>Heaven and Hell in The Qur'an</title><summary type='text'>Islam, Essay 102 -  20 - 09Prompt 2: The ever cheerful philosopher, Jean-Paul Sartre, wrote at the end of his play Huis Clos (No Exit), “L’enfer, c’est les autres,” i.e., Hell is other people.  How do the notions of Paradise and Hell function in the Qur’ân?  What do they reveal about the meaning of human existence as articulated in the Qur’ân? Avoid generalities and, when appropriate, ground your</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://somethingalberto.blogspot.com/feeds/5714971010295383661/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3974601225011481764&amp;postID=5714971010295383661' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3974601225011481764/posts/default/5714971010295383661'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3974601225011481764/posts/default/5714971010295383661'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://somethingalberto.blogspot.com/2009/02/heaven-and-hell-in-quran.html' title='Heaven and Hell in The Qur&apos;an'/><author><name>Alberto</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10202477366694405906</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='13533379828925670877'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3974601225011481764.post-5143014272297639500</id><published>2009-02-18T10:22:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-25T18:10:28.128-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Candide'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Voltaire'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Contemporary Civilization'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='school'/><title type='text'>Contemporary Civilization paper #1</title><summary type='text'>Contemporary Civilization, Essay 102 - 09 - 09Prompt 1: Martin claims that people “live either in convulsions of misery or in the lethargy of boredom.”  Does Voltaire think Candide’s resolution at the end of the novel (“but we must go and work in the garden”) is a solution to this problem or exacerbates it?It seems that Voltaire believes in the absolute bleakness of life.  He has two characters, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://somethingalberto.blogspot.com/feeds/5143014272297639500/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3974601225011481764&amp;postID=5143014272297639500' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3974601225011481764/posts/default/5143014272297639500'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3974601225011481764/posts/default/5143014272297639500'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://somethingalberto.blogspot.com/2009/02/contemporary-civilization-paper-1.html' title='Contemporary Civilization paper #1'/><author><name>Alberto</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10202477366694405906</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='13533379828925670877'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3974601225011481764.post-1886436110049006528</id><published>2008-12-09T09:21:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T09:25:17.002-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Barack Obama'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Illinois'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='philosophy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics'/><title type='text'>America</title><summary type='text'>Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich fell into handcuffs after alledgedly conspiring to "sell or trade" Barack Obama's vacant U.S. Senate seat.  He may beat these charges in pre-trial or trial.  The trial may affirm the charges: he attempted to misuse his constitutional powers. The point of this essay is to highlight that a governor of one of the nation's economic power-houses can be accountable in </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://somethingalberto.blogspot.com/feeds/1886436110049006528/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3974601225011481764&amp;postID=1886436110049006528' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3974601225011481764/posts/default/1886436110049006528'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3974601225011481764/posts/default/1886436110049006528'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://somethingalberto.blogspot.com/2008/12/america.html' title='America'/><author><name>Alberto</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10202477366694405906</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='13533379828925670877'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3974601225011481764.post-128587106632498552</id><published>2008-12-06T20:32:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-06T20:34:57.724-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics'/><title type='text'>A definition of Dangerous Idealogy</title><summary type='text'>I.He said, I hope they don't catch Bin Laden before the election, or it would hurt Obama. This statement uttered sometime in June. I worked with this man in a certain job, and urged by curiosity and the tightness in my stomach, I asked why he believed that Osama Bin Laden's capture would hurt Barack Obama's chances. Co-worker said that an apprehension would put the GOP in a positive light. Obama </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://somethingalberto.blogspot.com/feeds/128587106632498552/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3974601225011481764&amp;postID=128587106632498552' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3974601225011481764/posts/default/128587106632498552'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3974601225011481764/posts/default/128587106632498552'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://somethingalberto.blogspot.com/2008/12/definition-of-dangerous-idealogy.html' title='A definition of Dangerous Idealogy'/><author><name>Alberto</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10202477366694405906</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='13533379828925670877'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3974601225011481764.post-918037515371249117</id><published>2008-11-27T00:07:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-11-27T00:08:08.928-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='YouTube'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='psychology'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='philosophy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Internet'/><title type='text'>A Writing Exercise--What Internet Interactions Show About Humanity--Stream of Consciousness Essay</title><summary type='text'>1) First, Internet comments like those from YouTube and BoredAtButler.com do not necessarily come from a representative sample of society.  They come from people who enter those sites, and then take the time to comment.  It is the case that many pages open to user comments are viewed more than contributed to.  A video from The Young Turks YouTube Account received 1,618 views, and 79 text comments</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://somethingalberto.blogspot.com/feeds/918037515371249117/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3974601225011481764&amp;postID=918037515371249117' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3974601225011481764/posts/default/918037515371249117'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3974601225011481764/posts/default/918037515371249117'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://somethingalberto.blogspot.com/2008/11/writing-exercise-what-internet.html' title='A Writing Exercise--What Internet Interactions Show About Humanity--Stream of Consciousness Essay'/><author><name>Alberto</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10202477366694405906</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='13533379828925670877'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3974601225011481764.post-8639540433091215556</id><published>2008-11-01T01:36:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-11-01T01:37:00.985-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='superheroes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='John McCain'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Barack Obama'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='2008 Presidential Election'/><title type='text'>Who The Superheroes Would Vote For</title><summary type='text'>I can't help but write this:- Captain America: First off, Steve Rogers would never use his identity as the Sentinel of Liberty to campaign for any politician ever.  It has been established that he won't even consider running for public office, even though he is aware that people would sure as hell gravitate toward him as a leader.  Captain America is a symbol for the nation.  This means keeping </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://somethingalberto.blogspot.com/feeds/8639540433091215556/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3974601225011481764&amp;postID=8639540433091215556' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3974601225011481764/posts/default/8639540433091215556'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3974601225011481764/posts/default/8639540433091215556'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://somethingalberto.blogspot.com/2008/11/who-superheroes-would-vote-for.html' title='Who The Superheroes Would Vote For'/><author><name>Alberto</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10202477366694405906</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='13533379828925670877'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3974601225011481764.post-4004258809440183838</id><published>2008-10-20T17:42:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-20T17:43:10.518-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='2008 Presidential Election'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='government'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics'/><title type='text'>Several Characteristics of My Ideal Government (1st draft)</title><summary type='text'>1) A representative democracy is the one major detail I will refuse to back off from.  A representive democracy would be less messy than a direct democracy, and less prone to national unhappiness than a dictator ship.A) Giving all adult citizens the ability to vote for politicians and constitutional amendments (state, federal) will provide flexibility in the system.  Yes, the leaders in </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://somethingalberto.blogspot.com/feeds/4004258809440183838/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3974601225011481764&amp;postID=4004258809440183838' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3974601225011481764/posts/default/4004258809440183838'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3974601225011481764/posts/default/4004258809440183838'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://somethingalberto.blogspot.com/2008/10/several-characteristics-of-my-ideal.html' title='Several Characteristics of My Ideal Government (1st draft)'/><author><name>Alberto</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10202477366694405906</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='13533379828925670877'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3974601225011481764.post-6136207362319391390</id><published>2008-10-17T00:08:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-17T00:10:49.492-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='economy'/><title type='text'>A quick thought at an ungodly hour</title><summary type='text'>Why not spend more attention in the media on unemployment rates?  This would, while also looking at the Federal debt and DOW Jones, would give a more detailed understanding of the economy for the lay man.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://somethingalberto.blogspot.com/feeds/6136207362319391390/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3974601225011481764&amp;postID=6136207362319391390' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3974601225011481764/posts/default/6136207362319391390'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3974601225011481764/posts/default/6136207362319391390'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://somethingalberto.blogspot.com/2008/10/quick-thought-at-ungodly-hour.html' title='A quick thought at an ungodly hour'/><author><name>Alberto</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10202477366694405906</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='13533379828925670877'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3974601225011481764.post-3725244112978658225</id><published>2008-10-09T19:37:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-09T19:40:40.503-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='2008 Presidential Election'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='history'/><title type='text'>The Legacies of Presidents</title><summary type='text'>Respected presidents served during turbulent times in history.  The men we tend to place on the top of the president's list, like FDR, Lincoln, and Washington, all served during a time when the future of the country itself was really uncertain, and no one would have been nutty to predict a bleak future.  The Great Depression, the Civil War, the founding of the freaking country itself.  Yet, they,</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://somethingalberto.blogspot.com/feeds/3725244112978658225/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3974601225011481764&amp;postID=3725244112978658225' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3974601225011481764/posts/default/3725244112978658225'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3974601225011481764/posts/default/3725244112978658225'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://somethingalberto.blogspot.com/2008/10/legacies-of-presidents.html' title='The Legacies of Presidents'/><author><name>Alberto</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10202477366694405906</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='13533379828925670877'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3974601225011481764.post-5388664879287195941</id><published>2008-09-24T20:34:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-09-24T20:40:22.253-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='John McCain'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='2008 Presidential Election'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='government'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics'/><title type='text'>How John McCain Broke My Heart (1st draft)</title><summary type='text'>In 2002ish, he sang Barbara Steisand songs before a national TV audience.http://politicalhumor.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?zi=1/XJ&amp;sdn=politicalhumor&amp;cdn=entertainment&amp;tm=12&amp;gps=22_13_600_498&amp;f=00&amp;tt=9&amp;bt=1&amp;bts=1&amp;zu=http%3A//vodpod.com/watch/835874-mccain-sings-streisandEven after reviewing the video now, I am sort of inclined to vote for him.  Look at him with his microphone, and shameless </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://somethingalberto.blogspot.com/feeds/5388664879287195941/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3974601225011481764&amp;postID=5388664879287195941' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3974601225011481764/posts/default/5388664879287195941'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3974601225011481764/posts/default/5388664879287195941'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://somethingalberto.blogspot.com/2008/09/how-john-mccain-broke-my-heart.html' title='How John McCain Broke My Heart (1st draft)'/><author><name>Alberto</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10202477366694405906</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='13533379828925670877'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3974601225011481764.post-9037197714787533462</id><published>2008-09-10T15:44:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-09-10T15:45:27.722-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='John McCain'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Joe Biden'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Barack Obama'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='2008 Presidential Election'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The Muppets'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sarah Palin'/><title type='text'>Casting The Muppets/Sesame Street 2008 Presidential Campaign Movie</title><summary type='text'>* Barack Obama -- Kermit the Frog* John McCain -- Kermit the Frog, with a white wig* Sarah Palin / Hillary Clinton / Cindy McCain -- Miss Piggy (Who else can do all three?)* Joseph Biden -- Gonzo* Ted Kennedy -- Fozzie Bear* Bob Barr -- The Swedish Chef* Fred Thompson -- Mr. Snuffleupaguses* Pat Buchanan -- Statler* Robert Byrd, Senator and former member of the KKK -- Waldorf* Sean Hannity -- </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://somethingalberto.blogspot.com/feeds/9037197714787533462/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3974601225011481764&amp;postID=9037197714787533462' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3974601225011481764/posts/default/9037197714787533462'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3974601225011481764/posts/default/9037197714787533462'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://somethingalberto.blogspot.com/2008/09/casting-muppetssesame-street-2008.html' title='Casting The Muppets/Sesame Street 2008 Presidential Campaign Movie'/><author><name>Alberto</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10202477366694405906</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='13533379828925670877'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3974601225011481764.post-7523246901098738199</id><published>2008-08-29T20:29:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-08-29T20:31:34.503-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='John McCain'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Joe Biden'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Barack Obama'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='2008 Presidential Election'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sarah Palin'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hillary Clinton'/><title type='text'>A Brief Explanation: why this is the best campaign season ever.</title><summary type='text'>McCain doesn't answer questions about how many how much property he owns.He is a damn War Hero.His appearences on SNL are classic.Parent of a Columbia alum.****Obama kisses a white woman on the cheek, and NOBODY in the media freaks out.The senator from Illinois has an interesting trait for a politician: he gives the air of truly considering an idea before making a decision on it.Jeremiah Wright!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://somethingalberto.blogspot.com/feeds/7523246901098738199/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3974601225011481764&amp;postID=7523246901098738199' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3974601225011481764/posts/default/7523246901098738199'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3974601225011481764/posts/default/7523246901098738199'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://somethingalberto.blogspot.com/2008/08/brief-explanation-why-this-is-best.html' title='A Brief Explanation: why this is the best campaign season ever.'/><author><name>Alberto</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10202477366694405906</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='13533379828925670877'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3974601225011481764.post-7133453011794547860</id><published>2008-07-31T16:07:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-31T16:11:51.404-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Sexual abuse in the military</title><summary type='text'>http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/07/31/military.sexabuse/index.htmlAn organization that fails to protect its own members from each other is an unstable, poorly run organization.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://somethingalberto.blogspot.com/feeds/7133453011794547860/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3974601225011481764&amp;postID=7133453011794547860' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3974601225011481764/posts/default/7133453011794547860'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3974601225011481764/posts/default/7133453011794547860'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://somethingalberto.blogspot.com/2008/07/sexual-abuse-in-military.html' title='Sexual abuse in the military'/><author><name>Alberto</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10202477366694405906</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='13533379828925670877'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3974601225011481764.post-4727420633713749678</id><published>2008-07-31T15:52:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-31T15:53:31.180-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='news'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='government'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='disaster'/><title type='text'>Marty Bahamonde is pretty awesome</title><summary type='text'>http://derenegade.blogspot.com/2005/10/someone-needs-to-tap-marty-bahamonde.html</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://somethingalberto.blogspot.com/feeds/4727420633713749678/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3974601225011481764&amp;postID=4727420633713749678' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3974601225011481764/posts/default/4727420633713749678'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3974601225011481764/posts/default/4727420633713749678'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://somethingalberto.blogspot.com/2008/07/marty-bahamonde-is-pretty-awesome.html' title='Marty Bahamonde is pretty awesome'/><author><name>Alberto</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10202477366694405906</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='13533379828925670877'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3974601225011481764.post-8610267532428406107</id><published>2008-07-31T14:55:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-31T14:58:18.003-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='personal'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='New York City'/><title type='text'>Crabs</title><summary type='text'>A market below a LIRR bridge.  Fruits, and vegetable exhibited in their shelves on the sidewalk, with human traffic creeping by to the subway station.  And flies flies flies resting on the grapes.  Fish occupy one-fourth of the building.  Just along the wall, fish laid side by side, on ice.  And on the end of that row, crabs in boxes.  Stacked together like dirt.  Twitching, snapping crabs.  And </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://somethingalberto.blogspot.com/feeds/8610267532428406107/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3974601225011481764&amp;postID=8610267532428406107' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3974601225011481764/posts/default/8610267532428406107'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3974601225011481764/posts/default/8610267532428406107'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://somethingalberto.blogspot.com/2008/07/crabs.html' title='Crabs'/><author><name>Alberto</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10202477366694405906</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='13533379828925670877'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3974601225011481764.post-5015420821261343763</id><published>2008-07-29T16:39:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-29T16:39:45.829-07:00</updated><title type='text'>MSG (1st draft)</title><summary type='text'>Two blocks down the street from Madison Square Garden,and its digital, massive billboards, these huge men,bald, bearded, or both,carried billboards of mushroom clouds swallowing the sky.In the midst of girls in diva sunglasses and blackberrys, they preached against racial injustice,and preached of the onset of Ammaggedon,and Ammeggedon that clenses the world of the disease they called America,and</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://somethingalberto.blogspot.com/feeds/5015420821261343763/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3974601225011481764&amp;postID=5015420821261343763' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3974601225011481764/posts/default/5015420821261343763'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3974601225011481764/posts/default/5015420821261343763'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://somethingalberto.blogspot.com/2008/07/msg-1st-draft.html' title='MSG (1st draft)'/><author><name>Alberto</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10202477366694405906</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='13533379828925670877'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3974601225011481764.post-4676832980541696342</id><published>2008-07-27T20:07:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-27T20:09:31.709-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='personal'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humanity'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='New York City'/><title type='text'>Flushing, NY</title><summary type='text'>Flushing, Queens, like the rest of the city, covered in black spots that used to be gum, chewed, chewed, chewed, chewed, chewed, chewed, and spit onto the sidewalk and dried up from pink to black.  Flushing comprises about the center, north portion of Queens, pretty close the La Guardia Airport, and often you will see airplanes hovering close, close enough to remind you of terrorist attacks, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://somethingalberto.blogspot.com/feeds/4676832980541696342/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3974601225011481764&amp;postID=4676832980541696342' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3974601225011481764/posts/default/4676832980541696342'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3974601225011481764/posts/default/4676832980541696342'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://somethingalberto.blogspot.com/2008/07/flushing-ny.html' title='Flushing, NY'/><author><name>Alberto</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10202477366694405906</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='13533379828925670877'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3974601225011481764.post-8455163628873854137</id><published>2008-07-22T20:42:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-22T20:44:46.737-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='law'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='George Washington'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Habeas Corpus'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='philosophy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='history'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='government'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='United States of America'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics'/><title type='text'>Habeas Corpus, Federalism, and Human Societies (incomplete)</title><summary type='text'>I. Habeas Corpus, and other procedural mattersHabeas corpus exists for the sake of the wrongly accused.  The idea behind the writ: the defendant, once imprisoned, can challenge the imprisonment.  And from this, the backbone of criminal law, other procedures take shape.  The prisoner can get a trial, (s)he can get a lawyer, (s)he can abstain, (s)he can post bail, etc.  How this plays out, and what</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://somethingalberto.blogspot.com/feeds/8455163628873854137/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3974601225011481764&amp;postID=8455163628873854137' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3974601225011481764/posts/default/8455163628873854137'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3974601225011481764/posts/default/8455163628873854137'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://somethingalberto.blogspot.com/2008/07/habeas-corpus-federalism-and-human.html' title='Habeas Corpus, Federalism, and Human Societies (incomplete)'/><author><name>Alberto</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10202477366694405906</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='13533379828925670877'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3974601225011481764.post-4943319717731388025</id><published>2008-07-21T05:07:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-21T05:08:47.395-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='news'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Dissociated Press'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humor'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='A History of the United States'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='satire'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='government'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='business'/><title type='text'>Secretary of the Interior resigns over ‘Flag-gate’</title><summary type='text'>May 5, 2020WASHINGTON, DC--The Secretary of the Interior resigned following a catastrophic exhibition in which he burned an American flag to ashes.The exhibition was designed to showcase fire-proof fabric manufactured by Dow Jong Industries.  Several weeks ago, Dow Jong had received a contract to produce flags used by the federal government.  Observers assumed that the flags would be comprised of</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://somethingalberto.blogspot.com/feeds/4943319717731388025/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3974601225011481764&amp;postID=4943319717731388025' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3974601225011481764/posts/default/4943319717731388025'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3974601225011481764/posts/default/4943319717731388025'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://somethingalberto.blogspot.com/2008/07/secretary-of-interior-resigns-over-flag.html' title='Secretary of the Interior resigns over ‘Flag-gate’'/><author><name>Alberto</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10202477366694405906</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='13533379828925670877'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3974601225011481764.post-4155746099056842501</id><published>2008-07-21T04:18:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-21T04:21:42.780-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='news'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Dissociated Press'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humor'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='A History of the United States'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='satire'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='government'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='business'/><title type='text'>Chinese corporation receives no-bid contract to produce US flag</title><summary type='text'>April 21, 2020SHANGHAI, China--Dow Jong Industies has received a no-bid contract from the federal government to manufacture flags used at government facilities and events.  The five-year contract will begin October 1.  Dow-Jong, a state-owned conglomerate located in Guangdong, China, is best known for producing action figures, kitchen knives, and fire-proof fabric.The Secretary of the Interior </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://somethingalberto.blogspot.com/feeds/4155746099056842501/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3974601225011481764&amp;postID=4155746099056842501' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3974601225011481764/posts/default/4155746099056842501'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3974601225011481764/posts/default/4155746099056842501'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://somethingalberto.blogspot.com/2008/07/chinese-corporation-receives-no-bid.html' title='Chinese corporation receives no-bid contract to produce US flag'/><author><name>Alberto</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10202477366694405906</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='13533379828925670877'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3974601225011481764.post-6681760916123789696</id><published>2008-07-17T22:13:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-17T22:19:30.371-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bosnia'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='law'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='news'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Dissociated Press'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humanity'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='war'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='satire'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='rape'/><title type='text'>General: Laws of War Cause Lame Wars</title><summary type='text'>SARAJEVO, Bosnia and Herzegovina--During a speech to students at the University of Sarajevo, General Slobodan Douchebagovich called the Geneva and Hague Conventions anti-peace documents in that the six treaties, substantial parts of the laws of war, limit effective military operations, and cause prolonged wars.  “What do we need rights in war for?” the Serbian general said.  “We must be nice to </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://somethingalberto.blogspot.com/feeds/6681760916123789696/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3974601225011481764&amp;postID=6681760916123789696' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3974601225011481764/posts/default/6681760916123789696'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3974601225011481764/posts/default/6681760916123789696'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://somethingalberto.blogspot.com/2008/07/general-laws-of-war-cause-lame-wars.html' title='General: Laws of War Cause Lame Wars'/><author><name>Alberto</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10202477366694405906</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='13533379828925670877'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3974601225011481764.post-6621563594819929210</id><published>2008-07-15T19:13:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-16T19:12:22.194-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='news'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Dissociated Press'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humor'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bill Thompson'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='satire'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='government'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Michael Bloomberg'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Marvel Comics'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='New York City'/><title type='text'>Skull invasion begins, New Yorkers remain in city</title><summary type='text'>NEW YORK, NY--This morning, shape shifting aliens called skrulls attacked New York City, causing billions in property damage and untold loss of life.  As of press time, little is known about the fate of the superheroes engaged in the battle in Midtown Manhattan. Both Director of SHIELD, Anthony Stark, and his superhero team the Mighty Avengers also remain missing.Reports indicate that the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://somethingalberto.blogspot.com/feeds/6621563594819929210/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3974601225011481764&amp;postID=6621563594819929210' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3974601225011481764/posts/default/6621563594819929210'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3974601225011481764/posts/default/6621563594819929210'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://somethingalberto.blogspot.com/2008/07/skull-invasion-begins-new-yorkers.html' title='Skull invasion begins, New Yorkers remain in city'/><author><name>Alberto</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10202477366694405906</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='13533379828925670877'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3974601225011481764.post-9122791164690011823</id><published>2008-07-14T18:24:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-14T18:29:46.223-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='George W. Bush'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='John McCain'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Barack Obama'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='2008 Presidential Election'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Dissociated Press'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humor'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='federal debt'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='satire'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Louisiana Purchase'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='economy'/><title type='text'>Bush Auctions Louisiana</title><summary type='text'>WASHINGTON--Congress has passed a joint resolution that allows President Bush to auction the state of Louisiana.  Proceeds will be used to reduce the federal government's $9.5 trillion debt.Louisiana governor Bobby Jindal criticized the sale in a radio interview.  "#$%@ Bush!" he said."Bidding will begin at $1 million," Bush said during the White House Rose Garden signing ceremony.  The number </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://somethingalberto.blogspot.com/feeds/9122791164690011823/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3974601225011481764&amp;postID=9122791164690011823' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3974601225011481764/posts/default/9122791164690011823'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3974601225011481764/posts/default/9122791164690011823'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://somethingalberto.blogspot.com/2008/07/bush-auctions-louisiana.html' title='Bush Auctions Louisiana'/><author><name>Alberto</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10202477366694405906</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='13533379828925670877'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3974601225011481764.post-2290059209119291657</id><published>2008-07-13T16:46:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-15T19:20:57.888-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='paparazzi'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='news'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bratt Pitt'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Angelina Jolie'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Dissociated Press'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humor'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='satire'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='media'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='children'/><title type='text'>Angelina Jolie gives birth to twins, paparazzo</title><summary type='text'>By Alberto Luperon, Dissociated Press WriterNICE, France (DP) -- Angelina Jolie has given birth to twins and a photogapher who snuck into her womb 6 months ago.  The Paparazzo is Ronald Johansen, who is 2 feet, 6 inches tall, and suffers from primoridial dwarfism.  He is best known for snapping photos of Russel Crowe strangling a hot dog vendor with the strap of a bookbag.Jolie's partner, Brad </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://somethingalberto.blogspot.com/feeds/2290059209119291657/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3974601225011481764&amp;postID=2290059209119291657' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3974601225011481764/posts/default/2290059209119291657'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3974601225011481764/posts/default/2290059209119291657'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://somethingalberto.blogspot.com/2008/07/angelina-jolie-gives-birth-to-twins-and.html' title='Angelina Jolie gives birth to twins, paparazzo'/><author><name>Alberto</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10202477366694405906</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='13533379828925670877'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3974601225011481764.post-2038474197461556286</id><published>2008-07-12T11:17:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-12T11:19:55.683-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='law'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Dissociated Press'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humor'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='satire'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='history'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='government'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='New York State'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='rape'/><title type='text'>Bill Regulates Rape Accusations</title><summary type='text'>By Alberto Luperon, Dissociated Press WriterJuly 12, 2008--Weeks ago, New York Assemblyman Mark Catheter of New York introduced a bill that would regulate rape accusations.  Now, he is receiving the backing of a not-for-profit organization, FRAT (the Federation of Rangers Against Tattletaling)."Rape will still be a crime," the Assemblyman says about his new bill.  "We just want to cut down on </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://somethingalberto.blogspot.com/feeds/2038474197461556286/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3974601225011481764&amp;postID=2038474197461556286' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3974601225011481764/posts/default/2038474197461556286'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3974601225011481764/posts/default/2038474197461556286'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://somethingalberto.blogspot.com/2008/07/bill-regulates-rape-accusations.html' title='Bill Regulates Rape Accusations'/><author><name>Alberto</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10202477366694405906</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='13533379828925670877'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry></feed>