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The Weather Outside is Frightful (by Travis)

2008-12-16T06:39:00.001-08:00

It's Tuesday. The weather in TFN land is cold enough to freeze the balls off a pool table. The wind is blowing enough to beat the band and all we are asking for is just enough blue sky to knit a kitten a pair of britches.

Times has been good lately for Thanks For Nothing. We just found out we will be entertaining Kobe Bryant during a Memphis Grizzlies halftime show, we will be playing at the Sheraton Casino on New Year's Eve, and we will be adding A LOT of shows to the calendar in the near future. We also will be dropping a big announcement here in the next couple days that will hopefully blow up faster than a basketball in a tube sock.

Other than the teasin, we have some pleasin. The last couple weeks have been quite adventurous. we have made it through 8 states in 4 days, played three shows, chilled at the bridge, door checked some road cones, got "Broner" some love, and chilled in a maybe haunted, but probably not, hotel room. Celebrated Christmas, got some goodies and gave a few. Chad got some wicked awesome guitars and motified another. All fun and games...

So anywho, story time. A couple weeks ago, we went on a blooming leg from Fayetteville, to Louisville, to Memphis, to Gulfport, Mississippi, to Hattiesburg and back home. Along the way, we got into some mischief and made some homies... Basically, the whole trip comes down to Broner, our new mascot.

Until evidence proves otherwise, Broner is probably the best thing to happen to Thanks For Nothing, as far as materialized mascots are concerned. His eyes light up, his head is removable and creepy looking, and he perches up in wonderful fassion upon a microphone stand.

The trip was a blast to say the least... Before a pop off this blog, I must say, if any of you have an airplane or a will to drive long distances, I personally invite you out to the Sheraton Casino on New Years Eve in the South's Las Vegas, Tunica, Mississippi. Later people, enjoy the pics and vids.

kneaded: dough (by Travis)

2008-10-29T04:21:00.000-07:00

Do you get it? kneaded: dough. It's like a double entendre.

It's almost halloween folks, bout time to break out the slutty get ups and watch people get crappy drunk and make a scene. For this, it is one Thanks For Nothing's favorite time of the year. Why? Because we like wearing slutty costumes. Don't believe us? Here is a photo of Brandon last year in his Halloween costume.

Ok, I had to do that. I giggled to myself constantly while photoshopping that. I was going to make one of Chad in borat costume, but it was a little too tough.

Anywho, we got a lot going on this week. Doss is no longer with us, back to a three piece. The website was re-launched with a slightly different look. We have a bunch of shows this week that you can check out by clicking here.

We will be in Pottsville/Russelville, AR tonight at the Galla Creek Country Club, tomorrow night in Springfield, Friday Night in Parsons, and Saturday Night in KC. Fun stuff.

Some of you may have been at the Three 6 Mafia concert. Sweet baby carrots that was intense. We had quite the blast with our friends Boom Kinetic and I kid you not, Free Sol might be one of the wicked bands I've seen in a while. I had to go to the after party at Froggy's aka old Gypsy. They have the most wicked cover of Rage, but their stuff is sweet. Three 6 Mafia had a bunch of girls on stage and sang/rapped all their hits. Quite interesting.

Here is a video of last weekend...

I make you no guarantee, but considering the individuals that will be going out of town with us this weekend, Bob, Andy, Crabb, Benji, possibly Justicles, it should be bananas. For those of you who don't know these people, Benji and Crabb make an appearance in that video, Bob, Andy and Justin are the dudes that you see in pictures often on our pages. Cameras will be handy.

Excuse me, excuse me, are you in a gang?

Peace out people.

I Wouldn't Touch That if I Were You... (by Travis)

2008-10-06T05:31:00.000-07:00

Greetings readers. Got a few things to talk about in dis herr blog. We had a very awesome and interesting weekend that consisted of a trip to Tahlequah to play at Brewdogs, the Feed Just One Benefit, and, well, actually thats it.

There are a lot of joys in life... For some people, it's summer time and the beach, maybe a Texas size steak or the love of a good woman. Some might prefer a stake in some love from a Texas sized woman at the beach, for this guy, , it's pudding. Well, for Thanks For Nothing, it's a rock show. We had two this weekend. Tahlequah was "different." Brewdogs is a newer club and everyone there was extremely nice. The only problem was finding it, they didn't have an address. Other than that, the show was totally rockin, proof is in the pudding. HA! I said pudding, referring to the Bill Cosby picture above, get it? But anywho, the proverbial "pudding" will be in the form of a youtube video. Enjoy.

Saturday Night, we took place in the Feed Just One Benefit. The bands involved rocked like Fraggle. The last 30 minutes of our set was one of the most high energy moments we have had in a long time. The crowd was wicked sweet and we had a blast. Feed Just One did well too! Look at the people.

Well, other than that, Cowboys beat the Bengals this weekend. That's a good thing. Next week, we will be in OKC at Tapwerks, last time we were there it was pandemonium. Prepare yourself.

I Failed You All (By Travis)

2008-10-01T07:24:00.000-07:00

So I apologize. I promised day by day updates at Bikes, Blues, and BBQ, and I failed you all. I would like to say I am sorry and hopefully try to make it up to you. Here is my explanation...

I walked out of the house and left my memory card in my computer, and not in my camera. Therefor, I was all weekend with out my card. No pictures. I was so scatter brained all weekend from 6 shows in 4 days, I didn't have time to get to the computer. For this, I am deeply sorry... Don't hate.

BUT!!!

I know all of you gentlemen have "hit the wall" on how to act in the public restroom. This should help. If I can't come through with my promises, I will provide you with valuable information.

Bikes, Blues, and BBQ day 1 (by Travis)

2008-09-25T08:45:00.000-07:00

Well, day 1 of Bikes, Blues, and BBQ has been completed. Bikes, Blues, and BBQ is the second largest bike rally in the world, second only to Sturgis. over 300,000 people come in from out of town each year. Which is actually 5 or 6 times the population of the actual city of Fayetteville.

The Nick Nolte's were the first performers of the day. We played for vendors and the sound guys. Quite interesting... For those of you who are curious who the Nick Nolte's are, it is Chad and I playing all cover songs that are requested from people in the crowd. It goes over best in a bar/club atmosphere with people close to the stage. Here is the downside to yesterday's show...It was not in a bar/club atmosphere, nobody really requested anything, and the closest person was the guy selling corn dogs the size of an infant.

It's all in good fun though, the stage was definitely the largest the Nick Nolte's have ever played on. Here is some fun pictures taken...

Notice the row of Johnny on the Spots in the background...

I am going to try and keep you guy's informed on a day to day basis for Bikes Blues this year. The other days will be better, I will have my camera with me at all times to document. See ya tomorrow.

Album, Pics, Vids, News, and Hand Sanitizer tricks by Travis

2008-09-09T04:22:00.000-07:00

WHAM!!! What was that you ask? That was the sound of the new album dropping. You know what you wanna do, you wanna buy the new Thanks For Nothing album, "Masquerade," don't you! Well, here, download it.

I really think we might be the first people to ever try and get people to buy things directly out of a blog. Don't you want to make history with us? Just do it. In the meantime, while your listening to the songs you just purchased, you can head to tfn.bigcatel.com and buy the album. It's totally worth it. Just do it.

Moving on. So this last weekend, we traveled on the...Wait, time out. I just want to say sorry to everyone who had to get re-added due to the myspace deletion a few weeks ago, I must say that it was the most annoying and frustrating thing ever. Thanks Tom, keep up the good work.

Anywho, last weekend, we went to Louisville, Kentucky and Carbondale, Illinois. Louisville, the Phoenix Hill Tavern, it was an "audition" show for future shows and opening dates for big bands. I guess we will all see if we suck or not here in the next coming weeks. Carbondale, freakin awesome. Awesome enough for us to show this wicked prank on Jacob and part of the show.

Boomshakalaka. A PICTURE!

and another!

Like a ton of bricks. So we were at Mickey D's, Jacob KarDossian decides to drop some serious rock change on a toy, one of the star wars, or star trek, or whatever things that they have right now. After further viewing at said toy, I could not help but notice how close it looks to Tom Cruise. Check it out for yourself.

It could probably pass for a mix between John Travolta and Tom Cruise...Johm Travoltacruise. Kinda ironic that they both study scientology, meaning their religious figures are tall, skinny, gray creatures that drive spaceships. So on that note, be sure to pick up your Johm Travoltacruise toys and McDonald's.

Our merch booth is huge now. Lots of clothing, buttons, keychains, and everything else a homeless person would need. We have this tree shirt that will sell like creeAZY. Check it out...

Now buy it at tfn.bigcartel.com

On that note, I'm peacin.

Everyone come out to George's this Saturday Night. It's the cd release party. Justin Brasher, Will Gunselman, Apollo's Creed, and The Commoners will be there. Come check it out! 18 and up, $5, and yeah. Go.

"Masquerade" album cover

2008-08-08T11:12:00.001-07:00

Here you go guys, the cover for our future, soon to be release album, "Masquerade." Your thoughts???

Travis

Do you find monkey's offensive? by Travis

2008-08-06T05:37:00.000-07:00

Booyakasha...

Chickity check yourself, before you wreck yourself.

This is the truth. Not what I said above, but what I am saying right now. It has been a few weeks since I have gave you an update, so here it goes.

In the last few weeks, we have been on a ghost tour through a haunted bar in OKC, played the botanical gardens and the "mista, mista" lady from Happy Gilmore sought me out and made me question human nature (more later), played the peabody rooftop, which got rained out and had to be moved inside, watched a wonderfully well-behaved man moon a whole audience, get in a fight, and take down a crippled guy. We saw a So. Miss crowd go nuts, saw a variety of species of human in casinos, saw Jacob delete a picture of his dreams, sweated 10lb of sweat at the Riverwalk in Jenks, traveled thousands of miles, and we also...

Screw it, look at these feet.

These things are insane...That would be the walkers of the mista, mista lady I was referring to earlier. This female approached us at the botanical gardens in OKC. One of the security gards said that she lives in a garden of rose, though I do not agree. This inebriated earth-creature wouldn't leave me alone. She kept holding my hand and asking me strange questions. All I gotta say is, "Bye." She made sure she said bye to me and each other member of TFN about 50 times before she left.

Allow me to retort... I went for a little bathroom break before the show, which was down the hall, down one floor on the elevator, past the venus flytraps, through the field of dreams, a "Honey, I Shrunk The Kids" blade of grass climb, and a "someone unlock this door" away from an adventure. She cornered me on my way back in the hallway and tried to hold my hand. I ran with my arms frailing, flailing, frair-, frappacino, whatever that word is... She makes an appearance in the video below. I just wanted to show you here feet and let you make up what else she looks like.

Anywho...

Everyone seen this movie? I want my 6 hours back... That was the longest movie ever. Heath Ledger killed it. (No pun intended) His performance was the best ever. Christian Bale sucks as batman. I would rather watch Verne Troyer (mini-me) run uphill. All the best actors in all the batman movies are the villians. Tommy Lee Jones, Jim Carrey, Danny De Vito (not hardly), Heath Ledger, Jack Nicholson, the governor of Califoneeya. Most of you probably don't agree with my opinion here, I apologize. I LOVE the movie.

Lots of nasty candy... Also, wicked t-shirts with a pack of stallions running graciously to reach open plains.

Time to wrap this bat-bashing, mista-mista lady lovin, sweet-toothed tongue twisting tortue up. I have now a video that consists of a screaming monkey, the title track of our upcoming album, "Masquerade." (Which will now be held back to December. I just now lied to you. It will be out in September for sure) The video also has a lot of dancing in it, you can dance while watching it.

Later.

Are you serious? by Travis

2008-06-30T03:56:00.000-07:00

So you probably read the title of this and thought, um, wonder what those crazy young chaps in Thanks For Nothing are up to this week. Well, guess what? A whole lotta, that's what going on.

In the last few weeks, we have played at the Ameristar Casino's in Kansas City and Vicksburg, Mississippi, the Peabody Rooftop party in Memphis w/ Cowboy Mouth, The Music Hall w/ Ten years, George's with Rehab, and as of this last weekend, The Miami Quapaw Casino. It has been a blast indeed... Though Brandon has not rubbed anything on his lips to make them look like he has been soaking them in kool-aid, the entertainment factor has been quite high. If you don't think we haven't been living life on the wild side, look at these cannons we just bought to put on the top of our van...

I lied, those are at the National Civil War Memorial Historical Classical Rock and Roll Chicken Shacking whatever place in Vicksburg. Those were actually used to fend off Custard at um, the battle of, blue lagoon hill during um...

So anyway, Jacob has been waiting on us to pick him back up and bring him home.

No but seriously folks, we have had a lot going on lately. The album is still being stewed as we speak and hopefully, it will be out before the turn of the century. It' sounds amazing and we will have some tunes up on the site and myspace before it comes out.

Lately, in case you haven't noticed, Chad and I have been doing some Nick Nolte action, this means playing shows as the Nick Nolte's. If you haven't been to a show, it is very entertaining. Almost consisting of all requests, the Nick Nolte's is basically everything you have ever wanted, see look at this borderline heterosexual promo show...

I know that looks like something you wanna go see...

So anywho, Saturday Night, George's, we will be rockin with Matt Jones. Some of you might remember him from past blogs and from probably seeing him play before. This show will probably blow your mind or just blow, period. Come find out. It won't blow, or suck, it will be the best show you have ever seen.

Actually, when we get video footage of Brandon's red lips after rubbing them with jalapeno's, that will be the best show ever.

Ok, I'm done.

KC Masterpiece

2008-06-10T03:45:00.000-07:00

Last week, we spent Wednesday through Sunday at the Ameristar Casino in Kansas City. It was a very entertaining time on and off the stage. I think everyone was happy, except for the raccoon I drilled going 75 in a couple thousand pound vehicle. Not my fault, it turned and ran under the vehicle. Sorry animal lovers, ask Forest Gump what happens.

Anywho, first off check out this place...

This was the most rockinest casino we have played so far. We had a blast. They fed us. Gave us rooms. Let us rock. Aaron our sound guy is probably the coolest person ever.

Anyway, on with the meat and taters. I must share this photo of Chad sleeping. Let me note that this is how he sleeps on every trip. He doesn't know I am posting this, sorry dude. It's a part of life.

Playing 5 days at a casino, one has a lot of time on their hands. Jacob and I decided to partake on the 1 mile journey to Worlds of Fun. A theme park from our hotel. Jacob, being an avid roller coaster fan, couldn't wait to get me, having never been on a REAL roller coaster, scared out of my gourd with twister turns and other kinds of things that make a stew of everything in my stomach. (BTW, the Momma Joe's bbq place by the hotel had to be the worst thing I had ever eaten. Just sayin. Sorry Momma.) After being in state of shock for mostly the whole time at the theme park, the overall review is, yes roller coasters are fun, but I couldn't sleep that night. I kept thinking about spinning upside down with the g-force jerking me around like being stuck on the wrong end of a tugged-on rubber band. Here, this pretty much explains the whole day.

Yeah...

Ok, here is the last thing. Best for last... Actually, to tell you this story, I have to tell you another.

A few weeks ago, we played a private event in Fayetteville that had crawfish. Brandon was new to this fine southern delicacy. He dove right in. As he got done, we noticed his lips were about the color of a fresh strawberry. Chad lost it and couldn't keep quiet about it. Since then, he has been obsessed with making Brandon eat things that would make his lips red. Usually spicy items, Brandon is usually requested to rub whatever chili or pepper on his lips to make it red. This may not be the most intelligent thing to do, but it's all in good fun. I am sure we will have a video posted on this soon...

ANYWHO, this weekend, we sampled the digestive system destroyer that is the Ameristar Casino. They had everything you could think of, therefor we overate. Brandon found some fresh Jalepeno peppers. Usually, this would be a breeze. But for some reason, the Ameristar jalapeno's are a LOT hotter than your average pepper. He bit the whole thing off, leaving the stem and just enough pepper to make him self a fire filled, acid induced lipstick from hell. Everything was well for about 10 second. Then he turned green, requested milk from the waitress, and then shoved his face into the ice cream cone Jacob retrieved for him. His lips ended up being extremely shaded in red and Chad pretty much lost it. Brandon was in pain for the rest of the day. He made comments like "Man I feel terrible, those peppers are hotter than most restaurant peppers" and "They are still warm, but not like extreme burn warm."

I am going to wrap this up there...I am not sure what to say for a good outro, so I will just go ahead and leave you with this picture. Notice the look on his face, as well as the color. It should explain how he felt for most of the day.

Thanks For Nothing Blog by Travis

Land Yacht and more...

2008-06-03T04:02:00.000-07:00

Top of the Tuesday to you my good people. It has been a un-splendid minute since I have dropped the knowledge bomb over you. Quit a bit has happened in the TFN world in the last few weeks...Lets recap!

We played Powerhouse's Party on the Patio and watch how many Killowatts it takes to call a taxi, played with Jackson Waters and OneRepublic, rocked a garage in Ardmore, Oklahoma, performed at a high schooling chap's graduation party, busted in a new venue in OKC, rocked Parsons, played in Tulsa for the first time, and oh yeah, we just bought a van, aka land yacht.

This thing has plenty of things that will distract us from making set lists and other wonderful things we should be concentrating on. Basically anything you can think of, it's got. The seats are VERY comfortable. Perfect for taking naps on the way to the next show. You could drive for miles without having to wake up and stretch!!! (Just kidding mom's) Best news in this, you get a cruise...TFN on a cruise? Maybe we can try and get a show on the boat.

Other than that, we are about to spend a week at the Ameristar Casino. For those of you who know me, you know that when somebody says something like "Free food," I am on that like a wombat. I can't tell you how excited I am about this. I may come out of this show 40 pounds heavier. Oh well, at least it's not B-Dubs, very unhealthy. If there was a Buffalo Wild Wings, with a free meal ticket there, in the Ameristar Casino, this would be the best week of our lives.

Other than that, we got a LOT of big stuff going on. Most of it we can't announce but we will keep you posted. Wait here...

By Travis

One Crazy Weekend

2008-04-28T03:35:00.000-07:00

Hello my wonderful children of music. It is time again for another video and photo filled adventure into the world of Thanks For Nothing. One where the behind the scenes doors are opened up and the reality of being of being in a band is exposed. This is where those who would not be in attendance can relive, or just simply view, occurrences that took place outside of their driveable realm...Not really, this is just what happened this weekend.

So this past Friday and Saturday we were playing at the River Market Brewery in Kansas City and at the Relay For Life Cancer Benefit/Cook Family Reunion/Wicked party in Iola, KS. Our homie's Justin and Bob accompanied us on the excursion (which happens to the be the land rocker we took). Let's recap.

FRIDAY

KC is about 3 hours from Springdale, AR, which is where we set sail from. Within the first 10 minutes, we had 3 minutes of video footage and had already started the trip of with a bang... We arrived a tad bit oppositely early to the River Market Brewery, broke what had to be a record in setting up a PA system/ rock show, and played for an intimate (or just small) crowd. We had a blast though and we made friends with everyone at the show. Definitely a good time. Liz at the River market totally took care of us...

SATURDAY

All I have to say about Saturday is, HOLY CRAP. After waking from our slumber in KC, we mozzied onto Iola, Kansas. After passing the bass pro shop, we all were whipped into a frenzy. Sporting goods!?!? hunting gear?!?!? Fishing?!?!?!? Some taxidermists finest work?!?!? YES!!!! We pulled a 180 in the middle of the highway, drove over the median into oncoming traffic. Bob and Justin almost fell off the top of the trailer, but we had them strapped down pretty tight with some bungee cord and determination.

Here are just a few pics of the madness that took place.

So after pretty much wasting time, we headed to Iola and met up with Jeremy, the ultimately awesome dude who was pretty much running the Benefit we were playing that night.

Lemme just say this...Jeremy Cook is the man. He hooked us up with rooms, food, a stage, power supply, and a heckuva party. This guy should be doing this for a living, just putting on parties. It was insane...

The show in Iola was incredible. It was basically the backbone of our fanbase with all of their friend's there. We had probably more fun at that show than we have ever had playing music. We also made more friends than we will probably ever make at a show. We all wish every show had pulled pork bbq sandwiches and briskets with cheesy potatoes, baked beans, and cole slaw. Oh my gosh, I miss it already.

So anywho, the people of Iola are the same group of friends that come out to the shows in Joplin, Parsons, and soon Jenks. The nicest people we have ever had the opportunity to be around. Thanks to everyone involved this weekend and we can't wait to be back next year.

Highlight of the night: Watching a group of Kansas fans calling the hogs! Don't worry, we also delivered with the "Rock Chalk, Jayhawk chant." (Is that right? Rock Chalk Jayhawk? I googled it to make sure I didn's crew that up.)

Anywho, here are a few more pics and one SLAMMIN video from the trip. WORD!

The Prom

2008-04-21T03:22:00.000-07:00

So this last weekend, we got a rare Friday Night off... Chad and I (Travis) went out with some homies and watched the Diamond Hogs beat Tennessee...

Saturday Night, we did something we have never done. We played a prom. We were nervous, did not know what to expect due to use not knowing prom's still had bands. The outcome ended up being one of our best shows. All of you "young adults" were incredible. Had a blast.

Statler and Waldorf were there to judge us...

2008-03-31T04:22:00.000-07:00

March 31st, 2008
by Travis

So this weekend we played in Oklahoma City. It was a blasty for sure. Tapwerks, which will probably be our new home in the City of Oklahoma, was more than receptive and flat out awesome. We would like to thank everyone that came out as well as Box Talent for hookin us up with the show yo.

Everything was ALMOST normal about the preshow. The whole loading in down the insane ramp and into the ancient elevator that was older than the act up "up." It was a lot of fun. Nothing crazy though. No Elvis impersanator complaing about TFN wanting to "move his stuff, its his stuff," being a glass of water and a stool, like their was in Memphis. Or the 100% Navajo/Cherokee/I can't remember dude that we met outside the Bricktown Brewery (first time in OKC) that yelped, yes yelped, in a drunken fashion when we asked him questions about himself. He was proud of who he was and we are sure he is very happy right now. I guess there is also the guy at the Gypsy in Fayetteville who had no interest in seeing us before we played, that was of course until we told him we played AC/DC. This guy was a cowboy from 1971. He ended up getting kicked out of the bar before we played the song. I guess I have to mention the drnuk biker at Cool Water who danced as if he were in heaven, which would probably include LSD, during Hotel California, which was being played during a Chad and Travis show in 2005. I could go on forever. I shalln't.

All I can say, is that this show, with Matt Jones included in it, was probably one of the most fun shows TFN has ever had. Everything from stump the band to the Dave Matthews jam with Matt. In was tons of fun and we all laughed so hard we almost wet ourselves on many an occasion. I will show you a video that has crazy weirdness on the way to the show. This might be an indication of how strange the show ended up. Enjoy.

TFN and B-Dubs

2008-03-24T07:14:00.000-07:00

So I'm not sure if you have experienced the incredible goodness that is Buffalo Wild Wings, but we here in Thanks For Nothing are well aware of the positive AND negative effects of such a delicious calorie container.

Jacob, Chad, and I, Travis, try to support our local B-Dubs (Buffalo Wild Wings) by eating there at opportune times. I would like to take this time to share the TFN favorites of the Buffalo Wild Wings menu.

Jacob:

Jacob first introduced me to this flavor. At first, I was skeptic because the sauce always looks dried up on the chicken, and after a while, It doesn't look like something that should be going IN, if you know what I mean. It was a pasty off white weirdness. BUT...PARMESAN GARLIC ended up being one of the greatest things I had ever laid the buds to. Jacob enjoys these delicious wings, usually boneless. I have nothing but trust for him after he told me about these things. Great googly moogly.

Jacob also likes the dipping action of the Chili-Queso. Spicy, yet flavorful. Being the wonderful young man he is, he likes to share with his peers, which always makes him a PERFECT B-Dubadeer.

Chad:

Chad is the newest of the B-Dubadeers. He has grown quite a fondness of the Honey BBQ dipped in Ranch. I believe the first thing he said after trying it was, "Holy crap, who woulda thought, bbq and ranch?!?!?" I'll tell you who, B-Dubs. Chad "I want" Moore has yet to find a second option, though he hasn't really tried hardly any. Apparently not being a Buffalo Wild Risk Taker, he sticks to the same thing, thus driving fellow dubadeers crazy and whipping them into a frenzy racing to be the first to "open his eyes" to a new flavor.

Brandon:

Brandon has yet to try, or sall we say, become obseessed with, the goodness. I was going to post a funny horrible photoshopped pic of him, but I opted with the alien with jet pack playing a rubber bass aka Ninja Turtle Rocker aka alien ninja turtle with jet pack and rubber bass. He will become a lover of B-Dubs soon. Maybe we can get him to buy one and have us all eat there for free.

Travis:

I for one, love the boneless wings. Thursdays is 50 cent boneless. It's incredible. Comes in a choice of 8 or 12 and must I say, yes, I mix. I will get half of one thing, half another, with extra ranch. favorite sauces, Mango Habenero, Spicy garlic, parmesan garlic, carribean jerk, asian zing, hot hippity wild wings they are delicious.

Must I ALSO recommend the ribs. I know this blog is a vegetarians worst nightmare, get a salad you haters, but I don't care. The boneless wings/ribs platter with potato wedges is probably the best thing since sliced anything.

There you have it. The fuel that TFN runs on. Enjoy and eat at B-Dubs often.

-Travis

Little Rock (March 21st blog)

2008-03-24T06:25:00.000-07:00

March 21st, 2008

by Travis

Today
children, I come bearing bad news. The Thanks For Nothing band (Thanx
4 Nothin, Thanks 4 Nothing, Thnx For Nuthin), as wrong marquee’s always read, will NOT be appearing in Springdale at the Pontiac tonight. Chad left his voice in the first set in Little Rock Last Night. We had our good homie Josh Green get up and sing a Matchbox Twenty song and Vanilla Ice, which as Cleveland would say, "That’s
nice."

One of the bartenders was celebrating her last night in town before
moving to LA. She was DYING to hear Boston, which is high pitched
like bananas, um, thats bananas, b.a.n.a.n.a.s. Voice blown out
from sickness + Boston equals Tiny Tim singing Boston. For those
you that don’t know who Tiny Tim is... This guy...

Other than that, Matt Jones opened. He is freaking talented as, a person that is super talented, but more. We got up and played with him, it was quiet enjoyable!

This is us semi-rocking.

Oh yeah, and I can’t go without mentioning who happened to grace
us with his presence again. By the way, there are not photoshop
effects in this picture, this is actually what he looks like when
he plays...Incredible.

In all seriousness people, we appologize for not being able to perform tonight. Lets hope Chad gets better and drinks his water by the gallon. Thanks guys, see ya later.

PS:
Ashley Simpson sucks. Bad. (Statement not true for A.Simpson fans)

Next up: Oklahoma City

-Travis