Vladimir Moves Backwards, Backwards

I'm A Champion..

2009-11-13T13:37:00.000-08:00

For The Past 2 Weeks, I've Been On A Madd Hustle.. Like Seriously "No Days Off". Had 2 Shows This Week But Last Night's Show Still Has Me On A High.. Like I Really Feel Great. Woke Up This Morning Running Errands & Still Hustlin' With This Track On Repeat.

Photo By: Chris Crdbl

Vlady F. Baby..

2009-11-13T13:33:00.000-08:00

Forgot To Show The Masses My Halloween Outfit Like I Always So.. Chalk Another One For Me For A Great Costume.. Vlad-5 Whack Costume-0...LMAO!

I'm Still "JV" In This Comedy Thing..

2009-11-09T15:55:00.000-08:00

Michael Jordan A Meanie???..

2009-11-04T18:11:00.001-08:00

So Apparently Rapper, Chamillionaire Was Dissed By Michael Jordan...LOL!.. It's So Hard To Believe Only Cause I Love The Man Like A Father. I Don't Know What The Real Story Is Because I Was Not There But Here Is Chamillionaire's Side To The Story... Still It's Soooooooo Funny To Hear It.. "AWWW HELLLL NAH MAN, I AIN'T TAKIN' NO PICTURES WITH NO NIGGAS!!!" LMAO!!!!

(Side Note) ::These 2 Occasions Didn't Cost Me A Dime:: LMAO!!!

I'm On BET.. Yup!!

2009-10-26T12:07:00.000-07:00

I Am Featured As One Of The Comedians On The BET's Hip-Hop Awards. Shout Out To Siyue & Stan Lo For Making This Happen. Check It Out.. Also Shout Out To The Other Comedians That Rocked It..

BET Videos

Kanye West "We Were Once A Fairytale"...

2009-10-26T12:03:00.000-07:00

Kanye West Just Put Out A Short Film.. I Guess It's To Show That He's A Changed Man Now.. It's Actually A Dope Concept. Well Put Together.

New Fashion Line By Almost Famous..

2009-10-21T19:56:00.000-07:00

Shout Out To The Almost Famous Apparel Crew... They Are Ready To Launch Their New Digs In A Few. I Had The Pleasure Of Rocking A Few Pieces Before The General Public For A Few Shows. Congrats To Them... Check Them Out. Click Here Or Go To AFAFASH.com Tell Them Vlad Sent You.. Their Premiere Line From Under That Umbrella, Nouveau Ritch Is Something Real Chic....(Yeah I Said It, Chic)..LOL!!! CHECK IT!!!!

Haitian V Gets Caught Bootlegging...Again

2009-10-15T18:05:00.000-07:00

Panama Music Video Featuring Me..

2009-10-14T13:43:00.000-07:00

My Dude Panama Asked Me To Be In His 3 Part Music Video... The Part I'm In Is The Coincidentally The Track He Gave Me For My Mixtape "V100". You Can Find Panama On HBO's "The Wire" & A Few Upcoming Acting Projects. His Music Is Also Soon To Be Released Also. Stay Tuned For More Black Classics..

My Rap Career Starts...LOL! Not Really

2009-09-22T15:47:00.000-07:00

While Chillin' At My Boy PremeDaPrez's Studio A.K.A The White House DJ Jay-B Thought Of An Idea Of The Guys That Aren't Rappers Do A Track...LMAO!!! Took Us All 2 Hours To Record It. LMAO!!! So Here Is Swag Surfin' Featuring My Good Friends DJ Jay-B, Shotta Correy, James B., & Myself (As Haitian V). Click The Link To Get To The Track.

Swag Surfin' Remix

Affion Spoofs Run This Town...

2009-09-21T19:32:00.000-07:00

Affion Crockett & Friends Spoof Jay-Z's Run This Town Featuring Kanye West & Rihanna. He's Even Nice With Chris Brown's Voice..LOL!.. Hilarious Joint

Seven Breath's Trailer..

2009-09-12T17:57:00.000-07:00

Shout Out To Igneous Films With This One... Brooklyn Sky Clothing Is Also Featured In The Film..

Jay-Z Blueprint 3 Commercial..

2009-08-31T17:18:00.000-07:00

This Commercial Is Soooooooooooo Creative.. Jay Stepped Up On Marketing.

This Will Make You Quit Smoking..

2009-08-31T17:04:00.000-07:00

Drake& Trey Songz Successful Video..

2009-08-31T16:59:00.000-07:00

Michael Jackson Memorial Day..

2009-08-31T16:44:00.000-07:00

August 29, 2009 Would Have Made Michael Jackson 51 Years Old.. To Celebrate The Life Of The "King Of Pop" Spike Lee Organized A Celebration In Prospect Park, Brooklyn. It Was Something To Be A Part Of. Borough President Marty Markowitz Officially Made The Proclamation That The Day Would Now Be Considered Michael Jackson Memorial Day In Brooklyn.. AMAZING!! I SPent It With My Best Boy Ron Bass, Who Thrilled Everyone With His Thriller Jacket & My Homegirl Karina. Great Times.. Be There Next Year. I Promise You'll Enjoy It.

Affion Crockett Does It Again...Again..SMH

2009-08-16T23:10:00.000-07:00

This Dude Is Really On A No Days Off Campaign... Here Is Another Drake Spoof That Comedian, Affion Crockett Has Done. It's To Drake's Hit Single "Best I Ever Had".. He Even Does A Drake Knee Injury In The Video..LOL. He Also Brought Back His Lil' Wayne Impersonation..LOL..

I Use My Arrogance As A Steam To Power My Dreams..

2009-08-11T16:28:00.001-07:00

Photo By: Keith Selby

For Those Not Up On All Texting Codes...

2009-08-06T19:16:00.000-07:00

My Homegirl Hit Me With The "GNR" The Other Day Which Threw Me Cause It Meant 1 Of 2 Things. I Was Out The Loop Or Getting Old.. Out The Loop It Is..LOL (Laughin Out Loud). Well Here Are Some New Codes To Help You Incase You Get Stuck In The Short Code Texts..

UG2BK . . . . . . . You got to be kidding

GBTW. . . . . . . . Get back to work

NMP . . . . . . . . . Not my problem

PIR . . . . . . . . . . Parent in room

GFTD. . . . . . . . . Gone for the day

FYEO. . . . . . . . . For your eyes only

BI5 . . . . . . . . . . Back in five minutes

DEGT . . . . . . . . Don’t even go there

BIL . . . . . Boss is listening

PAW. . . . Parents are watching

99 . . . . . . Parents are no longer watching

PCM . . . . Please call me

IMS. . . . . I am sorry

TOY. . . . . Thinking of you

KUTGW. . Keep up the good work

CID . . . . . Consider it done

FWIW. . . For what it’s worth

HAND . . . Have a nice day

IAT . . . . . I am tired

NRN . . . . No response necessary

4COL. . . . For crying out loud

WRUD. . . What are you doing

LMIRL. . . Let’s meet in real life

^5 . . . . . . High five

Alphacat Drake Spoof...LOL

2009-08-05T03:10:00.000-07:00

The Same Guy That Brought You The Obama Skits Has Not Brought You His Spoof To Drake's "Best I Ever Had"... It's Not Bad.. Funny Thing Is He Looks Like Drake Too..LOL.. The Hand Thing & The "Yeah " Line.. Hilarious..

Saved By The Bell Reunion...

2009-08-05T02:49:00.000-07:00

One Of My Favorite Shows Of All Time Turns 20. WOW!!!! Saved By The Bell Was A Show I Could Tell You Front To Back. Back In The Days I Felt Like I Was A Part Of The Cast. It Was Almost Scary... I'm Glad To See The Show Is Getting It's Due Respect. People Magazine Got All Of The Cast Together Except Dustin Diamond (Screech) To Reunion Cover Shoot. Can't Wait To Pick It Up & See What's Going On. Would Still Love To Meet Lark Voorhies (Lisa Turtle). She Still Looks Sexy As Hell..LOL..

Happy Birthday To My Boys..

2009-08-05T02:43:00.000-07:00

My Twin Boys Turn 4 Today... Happy Birthday... Daddy Vladdy Loves You Guys..

Welcome To The Family...

2009-08-03T03:06:00.000-07:00

Just Copped Some New Sexies For The Collection...Peep..

Good Eats....

2009-08-03T02:54:00.000-07:00

Found This Soul Food Spot In Bedstuy... When I Say AMAZING... I Say AMAZING!!!!... Magic Soul Food Inc. Is The Name. Please Check Out The Macc & Cheese & My Favorite Over There The Collard Greens... Delicious.. Try The Kool-Aid Too.. SERIOUS!!!! Tell Them Vlad Sent You.. It More Than Likely Won't Do Anything But I'll Go Back & Introduce Myself & See If It Helped Me Any...LOL!!Magic Soul Food Inc.
320 Malcolm X Blvd
Brooklyn, N.Y. 11233
(Corner OF Decatur)
(347) 295-3247

Alcoholics Don't Discriminate...LOL

2009-08-03T02:43:00.000-07:00

Hennesy Have A Pure White & A Hennesy Black... You Don't Want To See The After Photos...LMAO

I Like To Call This Combo Barak Obama...LOL!