tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37984780.post-69489416866767240582008-01-05T23:35:00.000-05:002008-01-06T01:07:10.518-05:00Knowing you guys would be bored with the usual, "<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">ooo</span> look at us, we've been putting shit on this website for a year", we've decided to offer this extended anniversary. While the regular edition offers 12 months of S's and G's, we decided to go all out and offer thirteen (or so).<br /> <br />So anyways, lets review what we've learned this year:<br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVOFmu2ZIqI"><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span></a><br />- Principals are <a href="http://thesplooge.blogspot.com/2006/12/investigmatic-journalschism.html">robots</a>.<br /><br />- <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">WAHS</span> students are <a href="http://thesplooge.blogspot.com/2006/12/1972-racecars-and-fast-trainss.html"><span style="font-style: italic;">really </span>bad</a> at writing papers...<br /><br />- and <a href="http://thesplooge.blogspot.com/2007/01/lifting-boulda-son.html">applications</a>.<br /><br />- Bruce Elliot can <a href="http://thesplooge.blogspot.com/2007/01/word-from-our-sponsors.html">time travel</a>.<br /><br />- <a href="http://thesplooge.blogspot.com/2007/01/with-this-next-number-well-be-taking.html">Back to school</a> speeches will destroy your soul.<br /><br />- B-b-b-baby, you ain't seen <a href="http://thesplooge.blogspot.com/2007/01/bruce-on-parade.html"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">nothin</span></a> yet.<br /><br />- <a href="http://thesplooge.blogspot.com/2007/02/freshly-baked-pie.html">Pie charts</a> are cool as shit.<br /><br />- Principals' offices double as <a href="http://thesplooge.blogspot.com/2007/02/my-adventures-in-after-school-detention.html">portals to Hades</a>.<br /><br />- Driver's <a href="http://thesplooge.blogspot.com/2007/02/fallen-soldier.html">licenses</a> are important.<br /><br />- Nick Johnson has an <a href="http://thesplooge.blogspot.com/2007/02/be-at-peace.html">inflated sense of his importance</a> in the world.<br /><br />- <a href="http://thesplooge.blogspot.com/2007/02/presidents-day.html"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">Domo</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">oregato</span></a>, Mr. Elliot.<br /><br />- <a href="http://thesplooge.blogspot.com/2007/02/its-every-juniors-favorite-time-of-year.html">Cameras</a> <span style="font-style: italic;">are </span>welcome in the testing area.<br /><br />- Art is <a href="http://thesplooge.blogspot.com/2007/02/80-yards-of-fun.html">subjective</a>.<br /><br />- Someone fancies himself a <a href="http://thesplooge.blogspot.com/2007/02/voice-of-reason.html">revolutionary</a>.<br /><br />- MC Dan Malady <a href="http://thesplooge.blogspot.com/2007/02/bruce-rhymes-with-douche.html">spits</a> hot fire.<br /><br />- Gotta get <a href="http://thesplooge.blogspot.com/2007/03/hobos-and-hookers-and-whores.html">paid</a>, son.<br /><br />- Mathematical constants are both delicious and <a href="http://thesplooge.blogspot.com/2007/03/mmmmmmgood.html">entertaining</a>.<br /><br />- <a href="http://thesplooge.blogspot.com/2007/03/is-it-worth-it-in-end.html">Joe <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">Marchese</span></a> needs a haircut.<br /><br />- Standards are always <a href="http://thesplooge.blogspot.com/2007/03/on-subject-of-peni.html">better</a> when they're doubled!<br /><br />- We can all use a little <a href="http://thesplooge.blogspot.com/2007/03/crime-and-punishment-part-1.html">profiling</a> now and again.<br /><br />- The <a href="http://thesplooge.blogspot.com/2007/03/once-again-from-top.html">idle mind</a> is the devil's playground.<br /><br />- Schools do not promote <a href="http://thesplooge.blogspot.com/2007/03/frisbeeeedom.html">healthy</a> lifestyles.<br /><br />- A man's <a href="http://thesplooge.blogspot.com/2007/04/crime-and-punishment-part-2.html">gotta go</a> where a man's gotta go...<br /><br />- and so do <a href="http://thesplooge.blogspot.com/2007/03/ya-basta.html">drug</a> dogs.<br /><br />- Gallows make <a href="http://thesplooge.blogspot.com/2007/04/in-response-to-your-question-ann.html">anything</a> funny.<br /><br />- Sun Chips are like <a href="http://thesplooge.blogspot.com/2007/04/subliminal-advertisement.html">swingers party</a> in your mouth!<br /><br />- Woodrow Wilson <a href="http://thesplooge.blogspot.com/2007/04/sedition-i-say.html">played</a> no games.<br /><br />- They still won't <a href="http://thesplooge.blogspot.com/2007/04/metuphoria.html">block</a> this piece of shit.<br /><br />- <a href="http://thesplooge.blogspot.com/2007/05/i-thought-there-were-only-4-principals_10.html"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">Prepunctuality</span></a> is the best portmanteau ever.<br /><br />- <a href="http://thesplooge.blogspot.com/2007/05/it-was-recently-brought-to-our.html">Synonyms</a> are fun for the whole family.<br /><br />- Memes are <a href="http://thesplooge.blogspot.com/2007/05/terror-alert-level-cherry.html">deadly</a>.<br /><br />- Brad <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">Heffner</span> would make a <a href="http://thesplooge.blogspot.com/2007/06/wwbhd.html">kick ass</a> principal.<br /><br />- Warren G. Harding <a href="http://thesplooge.blogspot.com/2007/06/literary-mastrubation.html">played</a> no games.<br /><br />- We already kinda <a href="http://thesplooge.blogspot.com/2007/06/climax.html">did this already</a>.<br /><br />- Nick Johnson loves <a href="http://thesplooge.blogspot.com/2007/06/inside-out.html"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8">photoshop</span></a>.<br /><span style="font-style: italic;"><br />- </span>Even we take <a href="http://thesplooge.blogspot.com/2007/07/hope-summer-makes-you-splooge.html">summers</a> off.<br /><br />- Failure is <a href="http://thesplooge.blogspot.com/2007/08/mantra-20.html">once more</a> an option.<br /><br />- Our <a href="http://thesplooge.blogspot.com/2007/08/for-people.html">back to school</a> speeches <span style="font-style: italic;">won't </span>destroy your soul.<br /><br />- Get a <a href="http://thesplooge.blogspot.com/2007/09/rules-rule-part-1.html">Bruce Noose</a>, all the cool kids are doing it.<br /><br />- <a href="http://thesplooge.blogspot.com/2007/09/other-goings-on-part-2.html">Technology</a> is for punks.<br /><br />- Respect your <a href="http://thesplooge.blogspot.com/2007/09/our-forefathers.html">elders</a>.<br /><br />- <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9">Maz</span> will crush <a href="http://thesplooge.blogspot.com/2007/09/red-and-white-blues.html">any mortals</a> who would dare oppose her.<br /><br />- Life is <a href="http://thesplooge.blogspot.com/2007/10/so-youre-becoming-woman-graduating.html">depressing</a>.<br /><br />- Bruce <a href="http://thesplooge.blogspot.com/2007/10/confudgerum.html">lost</a> his youthful drive and exuberance.<br /><br />- <a href="http://thesplooge.blogspot.com/2007/10/second-monday-in-october.html">Manifest destiny</a> is fun for the whole family.<br /><br />- The girls tennis team should <a href="http://thesplooge.blogspot.com/2007/10/optimism.html">sub in</a> for the football team.<br /><br />- Old school <a href="http://thesplooge.blogspot.com/2007/11/remember-remember.html">executions</a> are way more interesting.<br /><br />- Everyone wants a <a href="http://thesplooge.blogspot.com/2007/11/appreciation.html">sweet ass patch</a>.<br /><br />- Pimp My <a href="http://thesplooge.blogspot.com/2007/11/my-name-is.html">ID</a>: the next big thing in reality television.<br /><br />- New <a href="http://thesplooge.blogspot.com/2007/11/bah-humbug.html">slogans</a> take a long time go to into effect.<br /><br />- Bribery is the best way to <a href="http://thesplooge.blogspot.com/2007/12/its-your-lucky-day.html">motivate</a> students.<br /><br />- We're on a <a href="http://thesplooge.blogspot.com/2007/12/bruceteronomy-56-521.html">mission</a> from God.<br /><br />- <a href="http://thesplooge.blogspot.com/2007/12/finally-getting-around-to-it.html">Communism</a> is fun for the whole family.<br /><br />- We don't really pay attention to what's <a href="http://thesplooge.blogspot.com/2007/12/clubs-groups-and-organizations-at-high.html">going on</a>.<br /><br />So there you have it. This tome of knowledge should last you until next February, or whenever we choose to celebrate our next <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10">anniversary</span>. Keep on rockin' wit your bad selves.Nick Johnsonnoreply@blogger.com