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New Gong Show

2008-07-30T19:27:00.001-05:00

Fantastic

2008-06-04T23:21:00.000-05:00

2008-04-16T15:25:00.003-05:00

Cindy, There Is Hope For Us Yet!

2008-04-14T15:19:00.006-05:00

This is an amazing man. 101 years old and in his first marathon. Did he train? Why yes of course and I think I LIKES the way he trains...he drinks beer (no water) and smokes 14 cigarettes(blegh) per day.

Go Back To Bed!

2008-04-14T00:15:00.004-05:00

I feel like the ghosts are out early. Usually I hear them around 3am. I know you think I'm coo coo...but so what. I am. Anyway, for some reason, I feel the ghosts are out and tearing around too early. I don't like it. It doesn't feel like the kind ghosts, or my relatives or like that. It feels different. weird...I just noticed that the date is the 14th and Dad died 10 months ago on this

Candy Man Hey Candy Man

2008-04-12T16:00:00.000-05:00

I'm a SWEET TART!Take What kind of candy be you? today!Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator. A little bit nice, a little bit naughty. I'm kind, but I show people who's boss around here. Sweet.

Damn

2008-04-10T13:38:00.001-05:00

Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last.

Autism and Encephalitis/could they be related?

2008-04-09T13:59:00.003-05:00

I was just watching a little bit of AWAKENINGS which is about the victims of an encephalitis epidemic many, many years ago and they have been catatonic ever since, but now a new drug offers the prospect of reviving them. As I watched I thought of the recent show I watched on autism and I thought...I wonder if the two are somehow related? I wonder if the drug L-dopa...in some form could help

Good Old Cambridge

2008-04-07T21:51:00.002-05:00

When I was a little girl and went with my parents to my grandparents house in Arapahoe, or visiting somewhere else I would say, as we came back and re-entered Cambridge, "Ahhhhh good old Cambridge". After reading this article I think you will too.Check out this article about Cambridge in Nebraska Rural Living and you'll want to come live the good life!

Purdy Damn Good!!

2008-04-07T21:25:00.005-05:00

I've been loving the song I Just Can't Get It Right Today since I saw this commercial. I suddenly realized, I've bought cd's from Joe Purdy before from CD Baby. I bought, Julie Blue last year or so and I loved it. Now I know why that video sparked my interest. Check it out! Also, read what Joe posted on facebook and let's help him out! You can go to my facebook and hook up with Joe

Notes From All April 6ths I Have Blogged Starting 2003

2008-04-06T12:33:00.003-05:00

April 06, 2003It's still snowing! There are drifts and drifts of fluffy snow banks everywhere. The streets are filled with slush and mush and although traffic is able to move freely I would just bet the country roads are a mess. I can hear the kids singing "snow day" already. I haven't seen this kind of a snow in years and years. I hope my hostas and various bulbs will make it through this

Tires May Fly Don't Lose An Eye!

2008-04-06T01:39:00.005-05:00

I don't look like a girl who was drinking a beer do I???Cindy Sue, Kurt and some bizarre boy child with an obvious deficit...~CECIL~ came over and we drank a couple beers...or so...and we giggled and talked about nothing...that I can remember really...ha ha ha...and we watched someone get picked up outside our house...surprise...it wasn't my kids...for once...YET. give em time give em time...

Foxy Coyote Catcher

2008-04-06T01:28:00.001-05:00

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Oh My Lucky Sex Charms!

2008-04-03T02:13:00.001-05:00

Amazing new study shows that your favorite Lucky Charms marshmallow bit shape determines what you're like in bed! Yes, it's true--just take this simple test to determine your true bedroom personality: Green clovers:If your favorite Lucky Charms marshmallow shape is the green clover, you're a happy-go-lucky type in bed. You don't take anything too seriously in the bedroom or elsewhere and always

Autism Buzz

2008-04-03T02:03:00.003-05:00

The buzz word of the year is "autism". Last year it was "bipolar". Have you seen the show on HBO called Autism the Musical? It's interesting. I was not aware of all the different types of autism. There seems to be different varieties (for lack of a better word). There was a girl about 14 years old who could not generate original speech. She repeated what you told her, like a parrot. She

Blue Man Group & One Last Rant (maybe)

2008-03-31T21:00:00.003-05:00

Mark and I went to the BLUE MAN GROUP show last night in Omaha. I got him tickets for Christmas. We went up Saturday about 3pm. We talked about the Alec situation the whole time it took us to drive there. Very tender subject. I am wondering if Alec may need a little surgery on his lip...I hope it will not be deformed, but right now it it still edematous and looks grossly malformed on the

Get It Right

2008-03-28T21:23:00.004-05:00

Alec is unable to eat totally solid food yet. His lip is swollen out like he's in a serious pout. He continues to have some swelling to his face. He lost another suture inside his lip and it looks like mashed up pulpy watermelon. His chin looks better. He seems more himself today though. Every time I think of someone choking my kid until he loses consciousness and then just letting him drop

Teens & The Choking Game

2008-03-28T20:55:00.000-05:00

Asphyxiation behavior known among our youth as 'The Choking Game' or 'The Pass out Game'. An activity kids see as a 'game' is becoming increasingly popular and increasingly dangerous as children take it on as a solo venture. 75% of parents have no knowledge of Asphyxia Activity (aka The Choking Game).Have you witnessed kids (elementary - high school aged) laughing and giggling as they

Yes Virginia, There Might Be A Problem

2008-03-27T14:00:00.003-05:00

Alec's little episode may not be entirely without premeditation. I am dumb and not aware of all the new "games" that kids play. I've been hearing(today) about the choking game. Kids choke, pass out, wake up. WTF??? Is this FUN?? What in the hell happened to Red Rover Red Rover, and Mother May I?, and Dodge Ball, and Line Tag and for that matter, Freeze Tag??? Is choking FUN??? If it is

Cliff Notes of Recent Life & FO BP

2008-03-26T23:28:00.003-05:00

1) Easter dinner = pie intoxication and ass inflation 2) Must Camp on the Big Muddy...see pictures3) Alec = Facial Smash and Dentist Dream boy and Sprained Jaw with Chin Scruff due to Asinine Boy Tossing Game4) That means Alec got turfed into the track by a playful shove and received 8 stitches inside his mouth and chipped ALL his permanent molars and will need 5,000 crowns and perhaps braces(

I Suck

2008-03-19T22:53:00.002-05:00

Well, I can't seem to keep up my blogging anymore. After I got back from seeing Katie, I became "sick as a dawg" so tells Cindy Sue to everyone she sees. Actually, I was sick with something I think was influenza and I'm still hacking yet. I had terrifically bad aches, pains and fatigue too. I must say after laying around for a week in the recliner and watching TV that I discovered something.

Cluster Cleaning Freaking Week!!

2008-03-09T20:45:00.002-05:00

Don't know why I haven't been posting except for the fact that I've been FREAKING BUSY WITH TWO OR THREE EXCLAMATION POINTS BEHIND IT!!!! We closed the shop for a week to spring clean and I'm telling you what. My staff ROCKS !! I cannot believe what they accomplished. My shop has never been so clean and fresh. I am truly blessed with wonderful employees. Now, enough of that. I took a day

Nurse or Curse

2008-02-23T13:35:00.003-06:00

People have been asking me if I miss nursing lately. I do and I don't. Way to ride the fence I guess. Okay...things I miss:I miss feeling like I was helping people everyday...or at least attempting to help people. I guess I miss feeling needed or like I made a difference in someones life. I miss the wounds...I know...I know - GROSS...but I can't help it.I miss feeling my brain stretch and

HOLY SHIT...I'M IN LOVE!

2008-02-20T23:27:00.003-06:00

OH MY GAWD. I found my new love. It's called MY SHOCKING STORY on Discovery Channel. Tonight, during supper (I never have the TV on at mealtime but THERE MUST BE AN EXCEPTION NOW!!!) we watched (me, not my Mom because she was super dooper grossed out...especially eating the broccoli cauliflower soup) okay we watched...HALF MAN HALF TREE. You MUST watch this. I feel soooo sorry for this guy

Almost a Spider...

2008-02-20T01:35:00.005-06:00

Okay, I'm so tired I keep falling asleep but I had to tell you about the show I'm watching. It's called...ta dahhhh....Born Different! Are you surprised? It's about freak animals. Like, two headed turtles, cows with two extra legs...meaning they have 6 LEGS!, an albino two headed "black snake"...and maybe more bizarre animals coming up after the commercial. It's pretty gross and I LOVE it!