tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37780889.post-1164703650503138162006-11-28T00:27:00.000-08:002006-11-28T01:12:32.870-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6961/705/1600/fuel.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6961/705/320/fuel.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />The fuel Industry officials claimed that they don't know any thing about this Global warming and Green house effect. Industry Spokesman Mr Killjoy stated that this could be a ploy by the oil deficient countries to get oil for free. Or a terrorist ploy to do some thing. We are not sure. But we will get to the bottom of this. No terrorist out fit has been blamed yet<br /><br />The Industry also claimed that they were never invited to any of the global summits for the environment. And they often claim that the Scientists hate them. <br />"All they want is free Petrol", said an Exon guy. <br /><br />"Just leave us alone" ,One gas station attendant was heard saying.<br />He was waving his hands viciously trying to fight of a large number of eunuchs. <br /><br />We are sure its not out of context.Zaphodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08052237772777084584noreply@blogger.com