Comments on The Greenwich Phantom: Saucy Greenwich

Usually they 'do it' in my next door neightbours d...

2008-07-08T14:32:00.001+01:00

Usually they 'do it' in my next door neightbours driveway - near St Alfreges! Charming eh?!

Usually they 'do it' in my next door neightbours d...

2008-07-08T14:32:00.000+01:00

Usually they 'do it' in my next door neightbours driveway - near St Alfreges! Charming eh?!

St Alpheges Passage?

2008-07-06T17:40:00.000+01:00

St Alpheges Passage?

I'd have thought the middle of the heath on a dark...

2008-07-03T22:12:00.000+01:00

I'd have thought the middle of the heath on a dark night would be flawless. Open seclusion really.

If you apply Douglas Adam's theory of the "Somebody Else's Problem Field" then the more open and obvious the less likely you'll be interrupted.

The Rangers House seems to be the spot of choice f...

2008-07-03T10:38:00.000+01:00

The Rangers House seems to be the spot of choice for the local teenagers

Most Grenovican nooks and crannies appear to be co...

2008-07-02T23:44:00.000+01:00

Most Grenovican nooks and crannies appear to be covered by CCTV. An acquaintance was once arrested for furiously hanking and panking, in the days when they used to arrest people.

Many also seem to be liberally doused in urine, which always puts a damper on things.

I'm sure I saw a glass bottom on the VIP pod.

2008-07-02T14:04:00.000+01:00

I'm sure I saw a glass bottom on the VIP pod.

The bottoms of the pods aren't glass, they have a ...

2008-07-02T13:27:00.000+01:00

The bottoms of the pods aren't glass, they have a flimsy sounding board.

I think you're more likely to find yourself frozen to the spot on the wheel rather than jumping about getting up to all kinds of shenanigans... !

15 minutes! Can you somoke in the pods?

2008-07-02T09:11:00.000+01:00

15 minutes! Can you somoke in the pods?

There's a lot you can fit in, in 12-15 minutes you...

2008-07-02T09:02:00.000+01:00

There's a lot you can fit in, in 12-15 minutes you know.

If your drunk enough, anywhere will do, at my age,...

2008-07-02T00:43:00.000+01:00

If your drunk enough, anywhere will do, at my age, but I admit to having several sepcific fond memories of small alleys off various locations. Theres two off Creek Road (although considering the dorms are directly opposite one and only a short walk from the other, I honestly don't know why we bothered), a small nook behind some temporary building-site-wall off the skate park in Woolwich, the bandstand-with-benches on Blackheath, and (oh, the shame) North Greenwich tube station (pre-02, post Dome). Although it occurs to me most of those aren't actually secluded enough for most peoples tastes (you WILL get interrupted by travellers almost constantly with that last one. I have no idea what on earth we were thinking) I feel by virtue of the fact that the act was completed, they deserved a mention.
Anywhere can work if you wear the right skirt and an adventurous attitude.

Just to clarify, the American "making-out" is kiss...

2008-07-01T22:47:00.000+01:00

Just to clarify, the American "making-out" is kissing, cuddling, caressing, but not any further. I've seen couples make out openly in the park, no moonlight or alleyways needed. Of course, I always appreciate when these PDAs are kept on the demure end of the scale.

There is a nice little footpath up at the top of H...

2008-07-01T22:12:00.000+01:00

There is a nice little footpath up at the top of Hyde Vale with very dark nooks and crannies for a bit of "Al Fresco". Although there might be the odd pernicious spikey thing, which may or may not add to the "dining" experience.

That wheel looks too bloody rickety for even the m...

2008-07-01T21:30:00.000+01:00

That wheel looks too bloody rickety for even the most minor knee-quivering moment.

Anyway, the real answer is the dips on Blackheath (although some gentlemen have that sewn up already), or the little street leading off them called Angerstein Lane. Not based on past experience at all, oh no...

I'm not surprised by the slow response to this pos...

2008-07-01T20:58:00.000+01:00

I'm not surprised by the slow response to this post as I imagine most visitors to this excellent blog are quite genteel and respectable- but I suppose with the dog days almost upon us (starting on 3rd or 6th July depending on which Wikipedia info you choose) a lively exchange about dogging and snogging is quite seasonal. Don't know where I'd go for after a weekend night in the Wetherspoons (no chance). If I did, I wouldn't tell- because others would follow.

I'd say the alley behind Le Poppodum on Greenwich ...

2008-07-01T16:56:00.000+01:00

I'd say the alley behind Le Poppodum on Greenwich South Street is pretty discreet. And handy for dinner too