Crazy Days and Nights

Four For Friday

2009-11-06T14:27:00.000-08:00

#1 & 2 - This C list television and movie actress has had quite the ride the past few years. She is probably as famous for one of her past relationships as she is for her acting. Anyway she used to be on a fairly hit cable show until two things happened. The producers of the show got tired of having their B+ list star of the show having sex with her and the star was starting to smoke too much meth with her to the point that nothing was getting done except the pair of them having sex and smoking meth.

#3 & 4- Apparently this former B list movie actor and now probably a C, although with close to A name recognition has been scrambling because his beard relationship with his C list movie actress could be sinking quickly. The reason? Our actor thought he was on a private beach when he decided to lay out naked with his boyfriend. The next thing he knew, there were groups of tourists from a nearby hotel walking by and he is scared that someone recognized him and took pictures.

Random Photos Part One

2009-11-06T13:24:00.000-08:00

They should just rename the Latin Grammy Awards the Calle 13 Awards. They cleaned up as you can tell.
Our very own Adrianna Costa was out and about last night.
She was at the same event as Amy Adams and a host of others.
Alicia Keys and Alejandro Sanz.
With each passing year it is getting harder and harder to see Benicio del Toro's eyes.
Courteney Cox on the set of her tv show.
Colin Firth solo.
And Colin Firth with Tom Ford.
Emily Blunt without her shadow John Krasinski.
Ellen finally gets her cover of O.
Enrique Iglesias looks really good here.
Eva Longoria with some very big hair last night.
Feist - Toronto
I can't decide if I like what Ginnifer Goodwin is wearing.
Face lift for Harry Hamlin?
The ridiculously good looking couple of the day award goes to Jenson Button and Jessica Michibata.
Jennie Garth doing some charity work for Clothes Off Our Back. A great organization.
Jon Hamm in high school. (courtesy of ONTD)
The woman who gets everyone out for Clothes Off Our Backs, Jane Kaczmarek.
Alec Baldwin and Julianne Moore shooting 30 Rock.
Congratulations to my boys from Reik.
Berlin and Germany might not like 30 Rock, but they will line up en masse for
Miranda Cosgrove.
Minnie Driver says she can't wait to have more kids.
Do you get the feeling that Pamela Anderson just goes wherever someone puts a check in her hand?
The two most likely guys in Hollywood to go to a strip club, Robert Evans and Brett Ratner.
Oh Rick Springfield what have you done?
Sarah Jessica Parker in Elle.
I will say this for Sienna Miller. She does actually walk her dog herself and doesn't get someone to do it for her.
Not the best look for Tyra Banks.
Teri Polo looks amazing.
And then The Saturdays crashed to the ground in a pile of broken heels.
Long time no see Victor Garber.

Steak & Chardonnay?

2009-11-06T12:19:00.000-08:00

You really, really know that Josh Duhamel is in some serious trouble when you hear a story like this. Kneepads has a little blurb about Josh & Fergie's first date together since the stripper scandal. It turns out they went to a steak place in Atlanta called Chops. They each had steak and Chardonnay. Seriously? Who in the f**k orders Chardonnay with steak? I tell you who does. A diva singer who feels like it and wants her meat eating, stripper loving husband to do exactly what she wants.

Forget a burgundy or other red wine, Fergie wanted Chardonnay and Josh was sitting right there next to her drinking it up. When a man isn't even allowed to order the wine or beverage he wants and instead is drinking exactly what his wife or girlfriend wants, you know he is in some serious trouble.

Waiter: Could I start you off with something to drink?
Fergie: I would love a Chardonnay
Waiter: And for you sir?
Josh: Oh, Chardonnay sounds perfect.
Waiter: Have you been in the dog house long sir?

Your Turn

2009-11-06T12:13:00.000-08:00

Today I thought I would ask all of you about the one thing in life you regret. I guess you could also make it something like the one thing you would change if you could go back and do it all over again.

Morgan Harrington Search

2009-11-06T12:01:00.000-08:00

If you happen to live close to the Charlottesville, Virginia area and don't have anything to do this weekend, I hope you will consider joining in the search for Morgan Harrington. On October 17, Morgan was at a Metallica concert and she stepped outside to have a cigarette. While she was outside she realized she had left her ticket inside. Security wouldn't let her back in without it and so she called her friends inside the show and said she would get a ride home.

I'm not sure why they didn't bring her a ticket, but in any event that was the last anyone has seen of Morgan. Her parents have offered a $100K reward for her safe return or information leading to the arrest and conviction of the person or persons responsible. Metallica has also contributed $50K to the fund.

This weekend there is a huge search being organized to see if they can find her.

Here is the link to the website and what you can do to help.

James Gandolfini Has Temper Issues

2009-11-06T11:52:00.001-08:00

I thought last year when James Gandolfini punched a fan who wanted an autograph that perhaps James needed some anger management classes or to attend some real therapy. Well, after this incident last weekend, I know he needs something. A photographer who is not a pap, but was doing some work for Guest Of A Guest which is very innocuous happened to spot Gandolfini walking into a store. Well, Gandolfini who must have a nose for cameras approached the photographer and for no reason at all punched the guy.

There is no excuse for that behavior. None. I hope the guy presses charges. I have not heard of Gandolfini apologizing or admitting that he is an a-hole of epic proportions.

James Gandolfini Assaults photographer from Guest of a Guest on Vimeo.

Miss England Gets In A Fight And Loses Her Title

2009-11-06T11:43:00.000-08:00

When Rachel Christie won Miss England earlier this year she said that she wanted to be a role model to all of the girls in England. Well, apparently the way to do that is by getting into a fight in a bar and punching another beauty queen. Rachel Christie was stripped of her title today and will not be competing in the Miss World pageant after she punched Miss Manchester in the face.

Apparently Miss Manchester used to date Miss England's current boyfriend. Miss Manchester showed Miss England a dirty text the boyfriend sent and then Miss England punched her in the face a few times.

Rachel Christie is also an Olympic athlete and hopes to represent England in the 2012 Olympics. Oh, and her sport isn't boxing. Go figure.

Rihanna On Good Morning America

2009-11-06T10:52:00.000-08:00

Rihanna was back on Good Morning America this morning and will be on 20/20 tonight. Today's installment is much more interesting than yesterday's installment. Today Rihanna says she still loves Chris Brown. She doesn't actually talk about taking him back which is what she supposedly talks about tonight. She does describe what happened in the car that night back in February though and it is worth the five minutes of your time.

Hilary Swank Says Chad Lowe Will Be Her BFF

2009-11-06T10:22:00.001-08:00

Why is that the the person doing the breaking up is always the one who says this kind of thing. "It's really such a part of the past, it's over now, so there's no sense in diving back into that. He'll always be one of my best friends." That was Hilary Swank talking about ho she feels about Chad Lowe. I noticed that Chad Lowe hasn't come out with any similar statement or said anything nice to Hilary or about Hilary. It is always the people doing the breaking up who have these great things to say about the ex, and never imagining for one second that they might have crushed the heart and spirit of the ex by their actions.

So what if you cheat on someone, they will always be your best friend. Really? Did you ask your ex about that? Now granted there are lots of exes who remain close and over time, the wounds heal and people can become friends again. Best friends though? I think Hilary is just trying to make herself look good because she knows she was the person who did the breaking up.

Meanwhile I can see Chad's new girlfriend Kim with whom he has a child asking him, "Have you been talking to her? Why is she calling you her best friend? I thought I was your best friend." So, if you are the one who does the breaking up, do everyone a favor and keep whatever you have to say inside.

Kevin Federline Gets His Girlfriend Victoria Prince Pregnant

2009-11-06T09:56:00.001-08:00

Kevin Federline is giving Lil Wayne a run for his money. Kevin is showing the world once again that his sperm cannot be stopped and that if you date him longer than a week he will make you a mom. The National Enquirer is reporting that Kevin Federline has impregnated Victoria Prince. Victoria started sharing the news with her friends in the middle of October.

This would be baby number 5 for Kevin and this is one he will have to do the paying for. That would be 3 he is doing the paying on and 2 he is getting paid for. It looks like he needs to convince Britney to have one more so he can even this thing back up. The last thing he wants is too many kids he has to pay for because then he might have to actually get a job or something.

What Do You Think?

2009-11-06T09:40:00.000-08:00

US Weekly brought in some doctors to ask whether Katie Holmes should still be feeding Suri from a bottle. The picture above was taken Wednesday and Suri is at least 3. I say at least 3, because she might just be a wee bit older.

Anyway, one doctor said that Suri should have been off the bottle by 9 months and using a sippy cup or straw by one. To me that seems a bit quick. Again though, I am asking you because I am ignorant when it comes to these things. The other doctor they interviewed said it was fine as long as she wasn't using it for hours and that it might just be an emotional security device. The doctor did say they need to find a device though that doesn't cause cavities. Three years old and a bottle does seem too old especially if you are putting formula in there.

I'm more freaked out by that look from Katie. Has anyone noticed that she has changed over the past six months or so. She doesn't look as passive or as tranquilized as she has in the past and I think she might be a full on convert. She gets to leave the house more by herself and doesn't look scared anymore. Just my two cents.

New Laws In Australia Because Of Britney Spears

2009-11-06T09:26:00.000-08:00

With Britney Spears taking over Australia for the next few weeks there has been a lot of buzz about the fact that Britney doesn't actually sing during her shows. Well, the buzz has grown so loud that the Minister of Fair Trading is thinking of enacting new requirements which would force bands to disclose whether they were singing live or not and that a disclaimer will be put on all tickets.

The Minister doesn't seem to think much of Britney or the fact that she doesn't sing live. "Let's be clear -- live means live. If you are spending up to 200 dollars, I think you deserve better than a film clip."

I do think it is more than a film clip. It is a show with pre-recorded music. I don't think the disclaimer will actually stop anyone from going but it would force bands to fess up if they are lip syncing.

Today's Blind Items

2009-11-05T14:29:00.000-08:00

This former B list television actress and now C list movie actress has been single for awhile. Maybe not for long though. At a recent event, our actress was supposed to walk the runway at a fashion show. When her time to walk approached, no one could find her. People were running around looking for her. They finally found her, umm, in her dressing room in the midst of full on sex. When told she needed to be on stage that second, she jumped up, pulled down her dress and walked the runway.

Random Photos Part Two

2009-11-05T13:57:00.000-08:00

Backstreet Boys & Jonas Brothers in the same photo. Moms and their daughters can scream at the same time.
See that look on Anne Heche's face? That is the look that should scare the ever living hell out of James Tupper. Seriously.
Beyonce - Berlin
The US Weekly lets kiss some ass and see if she will give us an exclusive picture of Britney
And the reality.
Cameron Diaz never met a joint she didn't like.
This picture with James Marsden was the widest her eyes got all night.
Cory Monteith makes his first solo appearance in the photos. Not like a solo appearance like Carrie Prejean apparently had with herself on tape, but a solo appearance nonetheless.
Charlize Theron & Viggo.
Charlize with her mom.
Diana Ross. I will let you make your own comments.
Fairuza Balk in a wtf is she wearing outfit.
The winner though of the wtf is she wearing outfit goes to Mel B who decided that pants just are not important.
Does anyone else think that perhaps Eva Mendes might need a repeat visit to rehab? She has been looking off lately.
Foo Fighters - Berlin
Green Day and Katy Perry.
Hayden P in Elle.
We had one angle from Jimmy Fallon yesterday but I thought you might want to look at his junk.

Random Photos Part One

2009-11-05T13:41:00.000-08:00

Two parts today, although James Rebhorn deserves the love of the top spot.
Mandatory Twilight picture. Kellan Lutz who was at an event with AnnaLynne McCord so I guess they are still dating or whatever it is they do. Whatever it is, do you get the feeling that she brings her sisters with her everywhere she goes?
Katy Perry - Berlin
I'm telling you that this relationship with Alex Rodriguez has brought Kate Hudson and Kurt Russell together like nothing else. Prior to the playoffs when is the last time you have ever seen Kurt with Kate?
And she wore it to a restaurant. Really? While people were eating. It isn't always about you.
Why do I get the feeling that Liev and Naomi probably would laugh and shout out a jovial f**k off if one of them tried to hold the others hand while they crossed a street.
Liv Tyler is your most overdressed Gap shopper of the day.
Hey at least Jennifer Carpenter is smiling. That is really rare for her.
The dark Mickey Mouse for a new Nintendo game.
I think Mira Sorvino just had a baby. I can't keep track with her.
Natalie Portman in V Magazine
And looking slightly less made up at an event.
Neil Patrick Harris heals the monitor by a laying of hands.
A new look for Rupert Everett. I can't tell if it is the beard or the fact he isn't scowling.

Hello Shakira.
Thandie Newton in InStyle Magazine.
William Shatner wishes he ever looked like his wax figure.
Wilmer Valderrama takes time out from his limo driving duties to do some good for soldiers and their families.

Ft. Hood Shootings

2009-11-05T12:57:00.000-08:00

Like many of you probably are, I am watching the coverage of the shootings in Ft. Hood, Texas. At least seven people have been killed and 20 others wounded and some reports have said that some of the suspects are still on the loose. The video below is live coverage from a Killeen television station. My thoughts go out to those who have been killed and injured and to all of their families.

Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News, World News, and News about the Economy

Verne Troyer's Latest Ex-Girlfriend Gets A Restraining Order

2009-11-05T12:32:00.000-08:00

Verne Troyer doesn't seem to have the best luck with women. Last year his girlfriend at the time Ranae Shrider released a sex tape of the two of them which still haunts my dreams every night. Now, Verne's latest ex-girlfriend Yvette Monet has been granted a temporary restraining order against Verne because she fears for her life.

As fast as Verne's motorized wheelchair is, I don't think he can probably catch Yvette. She isn't so much concerned with Verne catching her as she is his entourage. Ever since the couple broke up, Verne calls her many times each day and says nasty things to her and has called her a hooker. Yvette is a former Miss Minnesota and is now working with an acting coach to help further her career. Probably a better choice than getting tongued by Verne Troyer everyday.

In court documents TMZ obtained, Yvette says that members of Verne's entourage carry guns and that many of his friends are policemen. She is afraid that Verne will order one of them to kill her. For one million dollars.

Taylor Swift SNL Promo

2009-11-05T12:12:00.000-08:00

Well, it would have been a surprise if they had not mentioned Kanye West.

MTV Shows

Rue McClanahan Hospitalized

2009-11-05T11:57:00.000-08:00

Rue McClanahan has been hospitalized and is said to be suffering from acute cardiac illness. Rue was one of the Golden Girls and was supposed to be honored in a tribute in San Francisco next week.

In a statement given to The Advocate, she said, "My darlings, I'm just devastated that I am going to have to miss my own tribute at the Castro Theatre. Unfortunately, my doctor has laid down the law, and I'm currently having some maintenance on the old ticker. Trust me, I'd much rather be in San Francisco having fun and being adored by all of you."

Get better soon Rue.

I Dare You Not To Cry

2009-11-05T11:44:00.000-08:00

This is probably the most heart wrenching thing I have ever seen. Elena Desserich was diagnosed with inoperable brain cancer when she was just five years old.

Between the time she was diagnosed and the time she died when she was six, Elena hid hundreds of notes all over the house she shared with her parents and sister. She hid the notes between the pages of books, in cupboards, drawers, bags, and clothes stashed away for the winter.
Her parents found the first notes a few days after she died and ever since have been finding them at regular intervals. Her parents decided to make a book called Notes Left Behind.

Elena addressed the notes to her parents, to her sister, her grandparents and even her dog. Despite losing the ability to speak and the onset of what would become permanent paralysis, Elena kept writing the notes and kept hiding them.
Because the parents are afraid they will someday find all the notes, they each have one unopened note they carry with them at all times.

"It's our way of saving the last note," said Elena's mom.
All the proceeds from the book are going to be used for cancer research.

Salt Trailer

2009-11-05T11:17:00.000-08:00

Not an actual Salt trailer, like Trailer Park Boys or something, but rather the trailer for the movie Salt. Makes more sense that way doesn't it?

As much as Tom Cruise probably would have loved to wear the lingerie in some of these scenes I think Angelina Jolie looks better in it. I will laugh for a week if this is the number one movie and Tom passed on it. If it does well, then I wonder if we will see a bunch of roles that were written for men played by women instead. A little competition is a great thing. Tom meanwhile is busy making Further and Awayer and Eyes Still Closed.

Josh Duhamel Stripper Speaks

2009-11-05T10:56:00.000-08:00

Fergie probably having one hell of a 34th birthday. I guess she is 34 because she has been in the public eye since she was a kid, but I would have guessed, just a touch higher. Of course when Lindsay hits 34, she will look 84 and have her own show in a Vegas lounge where she also calls Bingo.

Anyway, the stripper who had sex with Josh was on a radio show and someone filmed the appearance. Take a look and see if you think she is telling the truth. Actually with the exception of Kneepads and Gossip Cop (collective orgasm from publicists) everyone knows they had sex. Actually even those two organizations know they had sex, but they just like to pretend that publicists always speak the truth.

Now it is just a matter of whether they will stick it out and whether Josh will be allowed out of the house alone or will be given the Antonio Banderas treatment. The problem with that is Melanie Griffith doesn't have a career and Fergie does. This won't end well.

The Bean Causes Trouble Again

2009-11-05T10:35:00.000-08:00

Frances Bean Cobain hasn't reached the Courtney Love level of disaster, and honestly do you ever really expect her to? Courtney Love is an elite f**kup. You really don't meet that many people in your life who have taken as many drugs as Courtney and somehow remained alive. The fact that Courtney manages to use technology, albeit poorly is a testament to the medical advances in the past 30 years.

Anyway, According to the NY Post, The Bean wanted to take a train from Boston to New York on Sunday but no one could find her reservation. Not a good idea. The Bean went into a tirade and berated the clerk and kept saying "Don't you know who I am?" Wow, seriously does that work for the kids of rock stars who have been dead for fifteen years? You don't seriously think she was running around saying she was Courtney Love's kid do you?

Plus, she refused to pay for the ticket and wanted the clerk to pay for her ticket. I don't know it is rather confusing and this quote from a passenger doesn't clear everything up. "She caused a huge backup on the line because she refused to pay herself. She was causing a scene and saying her name loudly to the guy behind the counter, but he had no idea who she was. Finally, she got out of line to call her business manager, who paid for her ticket."

Last month we had The Bean going of on Ali Lohan and this month she goes ballistic in a train station. These are not good signs at all. The next thing you know she will be crank calling Madonna and trying to get a date with Ed Norton.

Sharon Osbourne Trashes Susan Boyle

2009-11-05T10:20:00.000-08:00

It was just a couple of months ago at the America's Got Talent final that Sharon Osbourne blew Susan Boyle a kiss. I don't know if Ozzy has the hots for Susan or what, but now Sharon Osbourne has absolutely nothing but unkind things to say about Susan and just shows you what a miserable human being Sharon is. Ozzy is a great guy. Sharon, not so much.

You can listen to the interview with Opie & Anthony below but these are the nastiest things she said.

"I like everybody to do well. Even somebody that looks like a slapped arse. God bless her. It's like, 'You go girl'. She does look like a hairy arsehole."

It doesn't sound any more polite or decent with a horrible shrewish British accent. Sharon then said that Susan was a lovely lady who was in desperate need of a Gillette razor. Hmmm, maybe if Sharon had been as concerned about her kids as she seems to be with Susan, they wouldn't have needed rehab or got themselves into all the other messes they did.

Sharon decided she had not been quite rude enough and so let Susan have one more for the road. "God gave her the talent. Yes he did. And then he hit her with a f**king ugly stick." Well, Sharon he hit you with it ten times, but you have just had lots of really good doctors.

Sandra Bullock Says Janine Is To Blame For Sandra Not Having Kids

2009-11-05T09:42:00.001-08:00

Have you seen the letter Sandra Bullock sent to the court describing this whole Jesse James and Janine custody fight? It is good stuff. Of course it isn't signed under penalty of perjury so it could all be full of crap. It was used in the sentencing phase after Janine's conviction for tax evasion.

Here is the link to the full letter, but here are some highlights.

"I am aware that Janine has claimed many times that my desire to have Sunny was because I could not have children of my own. As difficult as that is for me to hear, and write, it couldn't be farther from the truth."

Sandra says they can't have kids because they are too busy raising Janine's child and that it would be wrong to bring another child into the mess that Janine created. Also, they are caring for Jesse's two other kids and that is why she hasn't had kids with Jesse.

Sandra says that she has cut way back on her work schedule because of Janine and the responsibilities of taking care of Sunny.

"I myself have stopped working like I used to in order to be here with Jesse and the kids because we are on constant high alert, never knowing what condition Janine will be in, and even more concerning, the condition Sunny will be in. While in Janine's care, sometimes Sunny is left alone during the day, while her mother is asleep from drug use."

Sandra also complains about Janine's new husband who sounds like a real winner of a guy. His name is Jeremy Aikman and he has been convicted by various state governments as well as the federal government for crimes involving alcohol, drugs, manufacture of drugs, and guns. Yeah, why don't you keep your 5 year old child around him and the porn star who uses drugs. Wow, that does not sound like a good environment for anyone, let alone a kid.

Janine for her part says she has made horrible decisions in the past, but is the best mom ever now.