Crazy Days and Nights

Full Frontal Friday

2008-05-16T13:16:00.000-07:00

Yep. Snoop Dogg and a bunch of other musical stars take their place in the FFF lineup. I honestly think you are going to love this one and Snoop's photo is here for a very good reason and when you click over you will see why.

As always, the photos are completely NSFW, unless you happen to work from home. Please be of legal viewing age, or at least be prepared with your fake i.d. Hey, it's McLovin come on in.

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Four For Friday - In One Big Blind

2008-05-16T12:42:00.000-07:00

This one hurts because I would have never thought of this B list film actress as a home wrecker. She has always been a favorite. B list film actress sounds so generic now doesn't it? How about we make (#1) gorgeous and aging, but not old. How about someone who is taken seriously as an actress but is definitely not shy about showing off her body. OK, so on the set of her new film she and her female co-star (#2)who was once a B list actress and is now closer to C, but is well known and made her reputation from basically one television show and one serious boyfriend, were bonding and talking smack about the other cast members. At some point they both started talking about our B-/C+ actor (#3) who is doing this film but is known much more for two great television roles on two great television shows. OK, they were both good shows, but I only liked one. Turns out that #3 had hit on both #1 and #2 and #2 was discussing how she would never do anything with him because #3 has a long term girlfriend (#4) who used to be A list and just kind of wanders from role to role now. #2 was looking to #1 for agreement that it was wrong to sleep with #3, and #1 confessed that she had been sleeping with #3 since the third day of filming and that #3 was going to leave #4 for #1. #2 and #1 haven't spoken to each other since.

Random Photos Part One - With A Reader Photo

2008-05-16T11:51:00.001-07:00

The always lovely, and permanently safe America Fererra starts us off today.
Yes, another photo of America. But I want you to look at the lower right of the photo. See the six year old slurping on a mocha frappuccino? That just doesn't seem right. Kids jacked up on ice cream and cake is one thing, but I think that would be an entirely new level of jacked up once the kid starts needing those on a daily basis.
David Boreanaz in his classic pose.
And then something a little lighter.
Dominic Purcell possibly contemplating if he will get another invitation to the FFF party or not.
Heather Locklear and Jack Wagner don't match clothes like many couples. No, they go for something much more 80's. The matching hair right down to the color and length. Only then will they be a true couple.

Garth Brooks & Trisha Yearwood - Los Angeles
Well I'll say this for Evan Rachel Wood she has gone away from the Dita look in a hurry. Of course since she's filming a movie that might have something to do with it. She actually looks normal here.
It's a Deschanel. This time it's Emily. Have to play fair and everything.
The just about perfect Eliza Dushku.
I like Jerry O'Connell but it always seems like he ran a marathon, grabbed whatever clothes he found the quickest and then goes out.

For all of you House fans, Jennifer Morrison was the best I could do.
This is as good as Jamie-Lynn Sigler has looked in awhile.
Joshua Jackson was pretty candid in an interview the other day when he said that he has really struggled to find good roles since he left Dawson's Creek and that it isn't what he expected. Well, all I know is that he better not f**k up the Fletch franchise. He's starring as Fletch in my favorite Fletch book.
Josh Groban - New York
Well I don't know how long the marriage will last, but since she met Nick Cannon, at least Mariah Carey has been dressing much better.

Someone who hasn't been dressing much better is Lindsay Lohan. Good God this is awful. How awful? The Olsen twins are laughing at her.
Saturday Night Live reunion.
Kid Rock & Rev Run - New York
What happened to all those denials?

Yes, it's that time. A reader photo. The reader is the one on the right.

Russell Brand checking out the ladies at The Late Show to see if any would like to visit the bathroom with him later.
I guess Fox is trying to say to the world that Paula Abdul will be back on American Idol next year. I think they should give Taylor Dayne a shot.
I guess Olivia Palermo was sad she didn't get to go to Cannes because she and this dress belong there.
It's been too long since I had Michelle Yeoh in the photos.

I needed Yoko to fill out my collection of photos. I didn't really have many Y's.

Wentworth Miller seems to just have this one look.
Socialites being given their own product lines seems like jumping the shark.
I know Thomas Dekker is supposed to be this young, hip guy, but seriously would it hurt to maybe show some respect to the people that are paying you to be young and hip, and not show the world your underwear.
Shakira - Concert For Children - Mexico City

Your Turn

2008-05-16T11:07:00.001-07:00

Seeing NKOTB made me think of guilty pleasures in music. Things you listen to that you really don't want anyone else to know you listen to. I thought we would start with the 80's. I am going to give you two songs that I love and have never told anyone else that I loved before. Plus, as a bonus because this is what I was going to originally do, I found the best rick rolled video I have seen so far. Seriously worth your time.

Waiting For A Star To Fall

We Don't Have To Take Our Clothes Off

The Rick Roll'd Video

Cannes Photos - Day 3

2008-05-16T11:02:00.000-07:00

Bono and Sean Penn -

Catherine Deneuve -

Petra Nemcova -

Jean Claude van Damme with wife, Gladys Portugues -

Morgan and Alex Spurlock -

Simon Pegg -

Gillian Anderson -
Denise Rich, Star Jones -

Lily Allen -

Mischa Barton -

Julianne Moore -

I Hope This Was Just A Picnic

2008-05-16T10:53:00.000-07:00

So, lets see what's wrong with this photo. Hmmm. No helmet, no seat belt, wearing flip flops and oh, she's about a million months pregnant. There are no before or after photos to this and so we are left guessing as to whether Jamie Lynn Spears just happened to find the very easy to tip ATV just sitting out in the middle of nowhere and decided to hop on, or if she just got done taking it for a little spin and is no resting by eating some kind of meat on a stick. It is entirely possible that she just needed some time alone and was wandering and came across the ATV hidden in the woods, but that doesn't really seem likely.

I would complain about her setting a bad example, but honestly she kind of does pretty well of that on her own without me adding fuel to the fire. I will say that if she was driving, I would be pretty pissed because she can do whatever she wants, but she is about to give birth and if she were in an accident, I don't like to think what could happen.

Daily Mirror Blind Item

2008-05-16T10:45:00.000-07:00

Which celebrity has been using her gay best friend to fulfil her needs?

Johnny Depp Going To Play Beavis?

2008-05-16T10:37:00.000-07:00

Mike Judge is working on a live action version of Beavis & Butthead, and guess who wants to play Beavis. Yep. Johnny Depp. That really wasn't that hard of a guess was it? I mean I did type Johnny's name and Beavis up their in the headline so it wasn't really a guess along the lines of who came up with pi or something.

Anyway, according to Mike, Johnny does a great Beavis impression, and thinks he would work really well in the role. Judge has previously said he would never do a live action version of the cartoon but apparently has changed his mind. Money will do that. Lots of money really makes you enthusiastic about it which is what Judge is now.

What about Butthead? Mike likes Seann William Scott. I think that would be a great choice also. It's been too long since the world was all doing a Beavis & Butthead impression. I think it has been like 12 years since the movie was released and so the television show must have been before that. Wow. Now everyone who goes will be taking their own kids and letting them in on the love that is Beavis & Butthead. Below are the best parts of the movie. Nine minutes of viewing puts you nine minutes closer to leaving work today.

Someone Still Likes NKOTB

2008-05-16T10:21:00.000-07:00

Pouring rain on a Friday morning in New York City and still, The Today show had its biggest crowd ever to see one of their Friday morning concerts. About 3,000 people showed up to watch NKOTB rub themselves down with Ben Gay and Grecian formula and head back out on stage again. After spending all the money they made the first time around, the group decided to take advantage of the fact that people seem to be willing to spend hundreds of dollars per ticket to see groups which weren't all that great the first time around.

Hey, I would do the same thing if I were in their position. I'm probably just jealous that they are all going to get 8 figures when they go on tour, and have hair. Kind of. I don't Here is NKOTB from The Today Show.

Reese Witherspoon Has Cheap Neighbors

2008-05-16T09:59:00.000-07:00

Reese Witherspoon has been bragging on her daughter Ava for making cupcakes and then selling them in front of the house to raise money for breast cancer research. I think it is amazing, and I can see why Reese was bragging. Reese said that Ava raised $100 in 2007 selling the cupcakes.

Ummm. $100? Last I checked Reese lived in Brentwood. Even if Ava is charging a quarter or something for each cupcake which is possible, you would think that one of the multi-millionaires having noticed the sign that said the proceeds were going to breast cancer research and the fact that it is Reese's daughter would have coughed up a $20 or $100 bill. I can't imagine anyone anywhere in the country who wouldn't give the kid more than they were asking when they know it is going to a good cause.

And you know it is because I highly doubt that Ava was left outside unsupervised. $100? The maids in the houses probably find that much laying around in the cushions of the couch each day. When Ava gets her cooking on again this year I expect all of Reese's neighbors to make a larger contribution. Yes, I know her neighbors don't read this blog, but their kids and employees, do and so you convince them to each give $100 to Ava for each cupcake.

Quickest Bachelor Party On Record

2008-05-16T09:44:00.000-07:00

Even for a guy who basically just has one long bachelor party, even this was quick for Pimpa Joe. Last night he took his future son-in-law out to dinner along with a bunch of Pete's friends. 10 people, 2 hours, $1000 which shows that the guests were not all that interested in hanging out with Pimpa Joe at dinner or after. When the guys only dinner ended, Pimpa left by himself out the front door while Pete Wentz and his friends went out the back door.

I'm guessing that Joe thought he was being sneaky. I mean its not like no one noticed the entire group entering the restaurant, sitting together at the table or getting up as a group. But hey, if you leave out of a separate door no one will think we were together. See, that would be an idiot move, and Pimpa isn't an idiot. Oh, he's the biggest ass on the planet, but he's not an idiot.

My guess is that he knew the paps would all run to Pete which they did and that left Pimpa on his own in Hollywood headed for his own bachelor party with no one following. I bet this one lasted way longer than two hours, and he didn't have to pretend to like the people he was with.

Old Hollywood Gossip - Good Thing Most Of These People Are Dead

2008-05-16T09:21:00.000-07:00

So while rummaging through the Daily News to find their blind item this morning I came across some tidbits they had about the upcoming release Hollywood Babylon - It's Back. Yep, it's coming out so I thought I would share what the NY Daily News had and what else I could find as well. Do I think they are true? Actually I do. When people feel invincible and have no fear of getting caught or any punishment, they will go further and further away from the path of normality. Stars in the golden age of Hollywood got away with much more than would ever be possible now. As Rock Hudson once said, "In Hollywood, you can keep a mistress, or a boyfriend, maybe both. You can go gay, -bi, or pan-sexual. Just don't tell anybody, and don't get caught." Pretty tough to get caught when everyone had an interest in maintaining your image as perceived by fans.

Besides just Hollywood, the authors go global and talk about a former Pope and his many male lovers.

They talk about Joan Crawford and how she made as much money being a porn star as she did being a regular actress.

They have lots of full frontal shots of both males (you have already seen all they have) and females.

They accuse James Dean of being a child molester (12 year old boy), and Errol Flynn as an incestuous child molester along with Cray Grant who diddled his step-son.

Elvis Presley was bisexual, and Lucille Ball started off as a hooker.

People had sex with Judy Garland after she died. I know, I know. But, we also all know that we will probably be first in line to buy the book when it comes out.

Kirsten Dunst Drinking Again?

2008-05-16T09:06:00.000-07:00

The last thing this world needs is Kirsten Dunst on another out of control drinking rampage, but it appears that only a few months after leaving rehab, she probably should go back for a little refresher. According to Star, Kirsten has been partying almost every night, with each night being more crazy than the one before. What usually starts out as Kirsten trying to behave, inevitably ends up with her throwing herself at any guy who smiles at her. I would think that after the 15th guy realizes that Kirsten will kiss and grope anything that perhaps the rest of the guys would not want to be a part of it.

The "insider" stated that, "she was just completely out of it. It was obvious that whatever happened in rehab didn't stick."

Well, with Kirsten you can't ever really be sure if she is being normal or not because she is always pretty much out of it. I think even if she was sober she would pretty much be out of it. Not to cross swords with Star, but from what I've heard she has actually been pretty good since getting out of rehab. Perfect? Hell no. This is Kirsten we're talking about, but she has been pretty good, and fairly boring. Whatever partying she has been doing has been with friends and at home away from prying eyes and cameras. I can't even remember when the pap last spotted her which means she has learned her lesson and also goes to show everyone that even someone who was in pap photos almost every day can disappear from them should they choose. Unless you have a pap parked in front of your house, it is your decision whether or not you are going to get snapped. Remember that when you see a celebrity complaining about the cameras.

NY Daily News Blind Item

2008-05-16T08:58:00.000-07:00

Which TV legend likes to play dirty in the bedroom? The larger-than-life fella ties up his conquests with bathrobes - and takes breaks from "satisfying" the girls only to snort piles of coke.

Today's Blind Items

2008-05-15T12:54:00.000-07:00

#1 - I don't think the parents of this B- list television actress who is way under the legal age of consent would be thrilled to know she is sleeping with her much older television B+ list actor co-star.

#2 - This is the funniest one I have ever got from the accountant. This celebutard is engaged to a B list film actress with A+ name recognition. He spent $34,000 on porn last year, and tried to claim it as a deduction for business purposes. He had each and every receipt for all the porn. All of it. He claimed that he needed it to see the proper way to act in a love scene. When the accountant reminded him he wasn't even an actor, our celebutard said something to the effect of, "I've got my girlfriend believing I'm the best guy in the world. I'm a great actor." They chose not to try and deduct the porn.

Random Photos Part One

2008-05-15T12:00:00.000-07:00

Charlize Theron on the cover of W. She looks fabulous.
I'm glad Craig Ferguson is finally getting some respect and some ratings. He's pretty damn hilarious even on TiVo the next morning.
I know others will probably disagree, but I actually think Christina Aguilera looks good here.
Its always nice to see a FFF member fully clothed. In this case it's Alex Castro. Yes, I'm sure you are all clicking over to FFF now. It's ok, the photos will be here when you get back.
How can someone look this good in a candid photo after a lunch? After lunch I can't even keep my pants zipped.

From now on Eduardo Verastegui is just Eduardo.
Edward Norton testifying before Congress.
Each and everyday that she hasn't been married to Marc Anthony has got to be the new best day of her life for Dayanara Torres.
Busy day at Congress for celebrities as Dennis Quaid was also there.
Where else but here will you see Marcia Gay Harden and Greg Louganis?

Kanye West - New York
I'm sure at the house when Jay Mohr and Nikki Cox were going over this stunt it sounded much funnier.
Joe Lean And The Jing Jang Jong - Manchester
The long name of the day award goes to Giulia Elettra Gorietti. Yeah you type it and see how funny it is.
Rachael Ray has that pained expression on her face that only comes when she doesn't have her husband in her direct line of sight.

Not a big fan of bow ties, but Robert Figueroa pulls it off rather nicely.
I had to. It was just too easy. Kind of like her. The name of her new perfume is Can Can. Slogan? Smells like tuna.
You have to give this to PETA. They are some creative f**kers.
Perhaps Niurka Marcos should have used some of the fabric from the train and used it to cover her breasts.
I don't even know where to begin. And what the hell is wrong with her legs?

This is a political chess set given to Queen Elizabeth by the government of Turkey. Check out the pawns. I also could be wrong, but I believe they have the Iranian President as the Queen. This really doesn't seem appropriate to give to the Queen.
Swoosie Kurtz looks great. Must be in the water in NY.
A first appearance I think in the photos for Simon Baker.
Ditto for Rufus Sewell.

Cannes Photos - Day 2

2008-05-15T11:51:00.000-07:00

To make this easier for everyone, I'm just going to give the Cannes photos their own special place. As someone pointed out to me, it is what I did last year. The problem is that I don't remember what I did last week, so last year is a bit tough. The only thing I remember from Cannes last year is Jerry Seinfeld in a bee costume. Oh, and Ocean's 13.

Natalie Portman - Cannes

Dustin Hoffman, Angelina Jolie and Jack Black - Cannes

Mellody Hobson and George Lucas - Cannes

Michel Gondry, Bong Joon Ho, Leox Carax - Cannes

Lucy Lui, Dustin Hoffman, Lisa Gottsegen - Cannes

Ari Folman - Cannes

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt - Cannes

Eva Longoria Parker, Aishwarya Rai - Cannes

Brad Pitt - Cannes

Angelina Jolie and Jack Black - Cannes

Natalie Imbruglia - Cannes

Jury President Faith Akin - Cannes

Rachael Lee Cook and Daniel Gillies - Cannes

Angelina Jolie - Cannes

Jack Black - Cannes

Dustin Hoffman - Cannes

Pablo Trapero and Martina Gusman - Cannes

Rodrigo Santoro - Cannes

Shania Twain A Free Woman

2008-05-15T11:45:00.000-07:00

According to Kneepads Magazine, Shania Twain and her husband Mutt Lange have split. I'm sure Kneepads will run a story in the next few weeks which totally kisses Shania's ass for allowing them to be first with the story. It will be all about growing up and how she wants to change the world and how Mutt is amazing but it was just time for her to move on, and blah, blah, blah. It will be photos of her and the kids and she will look fabulous and suitably crushed and everyone will believe she is some little broken princess that needs to be healed. The only way to do that is to buy more of her records.

Let's face it. Mutt hadn't been giving her the hits like he used to, and so she kicked him to the curb. If everyone has some impression that Shania is as friendly as the rest of her fellow Canadians, then you have been drinking too much Molson because she ain't.

Is Mutt the nicest guy? He used to be. She has kept him locked away for the past 14 years so I really don't have any idea whether he is the guy he used to be or not.

I do know that the divorce statement was released by her rep so that means Mutt is the one with his heart broken. Probably. She might have eaten it for breakfast or something.

Great Eyesight Everyone

2008-05-15T11:08:00.000-07:00

Yesterday in Random Photos I posted the photo above. Everyone recognized Jason Lewis and then lots of you recognized Curt Smith, including Curt Smith himself. So after a few back and forth e-mails, it was agreed that I would post the photo back up again and the cover art to his new CD which is coming out next week. If you want to visit Curt's website, click here.In return, if and when he has a CD release party, all of you are invited. Of course you have to come to LA, but hey, still invited. Also, if he goes on tour, I will let you know. In the meantime, in case you are saying to yourself, who the f**k is Curt Smith, maybe the video below will help you remember. I didn't go for the obvious choice. I instead went for the great song with the cheesy of cheesiest videos.

Daily Mirror Blind Item

2008-05-15T11:04:00.000-07:00

Which hot US musician is kidding no-one with his string of showmances? Everyone in the business knows he'd rather a hunk to a gorgeous leading lady...

Jessica Jacobs Dies

2008-05-15T10:52:00.000-07:00

I know most of you don't know who Jessica Jacobs is, but she's an Australian television star and she was just 17. Apparently she and her brother were at a train station in Melbourne when she somehow fell off the platform and into the path of an oncoming train.

My heart just goes out to her family, and especially to her brother who was standing right next to her when it happened. I can't imagine what it's like to be standing there chatting with your sister one second and then watching something tragic like that the next.

I hate train platforms. I honestly don't know why more people are not killed each year. You stand there two inches from the edge in rush hour with a million people pressed against you, sometimes you are underground, but sometimes you are outside and you would think people would trip or slip or something more often. I'm surprised that no one has really ever put barriers in place to try and prevent these types of accidents. I guess a certain number of people would need to die each year before the cost would be worth it, but it just seems so damn tragic.

This accident happened on Saturday but, because of the time zones and sun spots, and the fact that the message came in Morse Code, I didn't actually hear about it until today. Funeral services for the actress are going to be held on Friday. The photo above is Jessica with her brother.

Blaaaaaaaaaake Not Going To Ever Divorce Amy. Shocker Huh?

2008-05-15T10:24:00.001-07:00

Blaaaaaaake's mom came out last week and said Blake should get divorced. This week she told a different magazine for an additional sum of money that she knows he will never divorce her. Next week she will tell a different tabloid for an additional amount of money that Blaaaaake is an alien and she is actually a bride. Well at some point you start running out of the tabloid, tabloids and you end up with the sightings of Elvis and the honeymoon killer. (went a long way for that one)

Does anyone actually believe that Blaaaaake would voluntarily divorce Amy? Would you? Hell no you wouldn't. Yes, she's a drug dealing, disease infested, Pete Doherty kissing, too thin, no teeth having, bra in public wearing, rats nest for a hairdo having, barefoot in public bathroom walking, chain smoking, drug injecting, crack smoking, heroin smoking, meth taking, hooker using, self cutting, promiscuous, whining, assaulting guys for no reason, arrested weekly, barely breathing kind of woman, but she does have one very important thing going for her.

She's rich. Yep. Despite her drug habit which she probably doesn't pay all on her own, what else does she spend money on? Seriously. Think about it. Junk food and newspapers. She is the most literate crack addict I have ever seen. I also wonder why she doesn't subscribe or why the newspapers just don't give them to her for free. She sells a bunch of their papers you think they would give her a comp or something.

So, if you are Blaaaaake and you are sitting in jail watching your wife slowly kill herself with drugs and whatever else while she sleeps with the male population of the UK, do you really mind? Oh, you would mind if you were there to see it or if she made $10,000 a year, but you can suck it up knowing that at some point she is probably going to do something stupid and then you will be a very rich man.

So, if you ever read a Blaaaaake is going to divorce Amy story, you know it is just so full of crap.

"I Hope You Die With Her"

2008-05-15T10:06:00.000-07:00

Not a very pleasant thing to say to anyone. When it is addressed to your ex-wife and the mother of your kids and referring to your former mother-in-law, it is even a less good thing. Yesterday I perused an interview Denise Richards had done with Ryan Seacrest on his morning show. First of all I use the word interview very loosely. I just wonder if the radio station makes him pay the going rate for a five or ten minute ad because that is basically what he is doing. He owns Denise's show. The radio station doesn't. So, he is essentially getting unpaid ad after unpaid ad and I'm sure the other advertisers on the station would also like the same perk.

Anyway, enough about the whoring Ryan does. Lets talk about the interview. I skimmed it because I had read it all or heard it all before. "Didn't date Richie Sambora until after his divorce." Yeah yeah, whatever. "Charlie's an ass." Heard it. "No vaccines for the kids is reason we divorced." Heard that one too. It was at that point I gave up. Then today someone (thanks Yorkshire) e-mailed me a more complete transcript and I saw the part about Denise being upset about her mom's death. I think that speaks for itself. But then there was this quote that just blew me away.

"The god's honest truth was, he said, 'I hope you die with her.' It was awful, awful. And to not be there for the memorial...forget me, but the kids. That's their Nana. My mom was the closest person to my girls after myself and Charlie. So no, we don't speak at all."

Now, do I put it past Denise to exaggerate. Of course not. Look what she used to do for a living. How many different times can you say its the biggest you've ever seen. In this case though, it seems pretty genuine. The statement may have been taken out of context, but to ever say that about your children's mother is pretty heartless. What if one of them overheard it or in a few years reads it on the internet.

Charlie Sheen has always been kind of an ass, but this is just kind of going way too far. It doesn't make me like Denise any additional amount, just makes me dislike Charlie more.

No Viagra Or Not Interested?

2008-05-15T09:35:00.000-07:00

Vince Vaughn turning down a threesome is probably a fairly rare event so when he turned down a possible threesome with sisters Liza and Suzi Graves my immediate thought was that he had forgotten to bring his Viagra with him. My second thought, and probably much more accurate thought was he realized it was a set up. I don't think it's any coincidence that Life & Style magazine just happened to interview one of the sisters in the attempted pickup.

Come on. What did they do? Call the magazine and say, "My sister and I tried to get Vince Vaughn to do a threesome and he said no." What kind of story is that? It's a nothing story that absolutely no one cares about. However, if you have possibly paid this woman and her sister to have a threesome with Vince and then report on that, then it would be worth something. Since you already paid for the women's time you might as well get something out of it and throw up a quick paragraph about how Vince turned them down.

The fact they were sisters would have been a nice hook for the magazine. Do you think the girls were underage?

Whatever the circumstances, I think Vince made a really good decision.

Cyclone Relief? Naah. How About Earthquake Relief? Naah. How About $1M For Photos Of A Wedding? Sure

2008-05-15T09:15:00.001-07:00

Last I checked there were literally millions upon millions of people affected by the cyclone and earthquake disasters of the past few weeks. Now, this could be a stretch, but I'm guessing that considerably less people are going to be affected by The Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz wedding this weekend. Oh, I'm sure that a few of Pete's boyfriends will feel they aren't going to get enough attention, or that the four fans Ashlee has left might worry she will stop recording, but aside from those people, who really gives a rats ass if they marry?

Apparently the tabloids and magazines care as the asking price right now for photos of the wedding stands above $1M. Yep, gone out the window from the former pastor is any compassion for people in the world who need the money. No, he turned his back on that a very long time ago. The only thing important to Pimpa Joe right now is making sure he gets as much money as he can off his daughters. See, Pimpa will probably take the photos himself, so the tabloid will pay the photographer for the photos. It will be up to Pimpa whether he shares the money with Pete or Ashlee. I bet for an extra 500K he will go ahead and throw in some honeymoon sex photos as well.

If any tabloid pays that kind of money for those pictures without making some kind of equal contribution to something worthwhile than I think that magazine should be stoned and pilloried everyday. I think the buying of photos from weddings and new baby photos has got to stop. Each of those events should not be a commercial event.

I can't wait until people start charging for funeral photos.