<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><entry xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36977773.post-4301464238963650359</id><published>2007-04-27T18:59:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-27T19:02:02.795-07:00</updated><title type='text'>How the company views its employees. (HE VS SHE)</title><content type='html'>1. The family picture is on HIS desk. &lt;br /&gt;Ah, a solid, responsible family man. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The family picture is on HER desk. &lt;br /&gt;Umm, her family will come before her career. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2. HIS desk is cluttered.&lt;br /&gt;He's obviously a hard worker and a busy man. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;HER desk is cluttered.&lt;br /&gt;She's obviously a disorganised scatterbrain &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3. HE is talking with his co-workers. &lt;br /&gt;He must be discussing the latest deal &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SHE is talking with her co-workers. &lt;br /&gt;She must be gossiping.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4. HE's not at his desk.&lt;br /&gt;He must be at a meeting.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SHE's not at her desk.&lt;br /&gt;She must be in the ladies' room. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5. HE's not in the office.&lt;br /&gt;He's meeting with customers. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SHE's not in the office.&lt;br /&gt;She must be out shopping.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6. HE's having lunch with the boss. &lt;br /&gt;He's on his way up.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SHE's having lunch with the boss. &lt;br /&gt;They must be having an affair.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;7. The boss criticised HIM.&lt;br /&gt;He'll improve his performance. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The boss criticized HER.&lt;br /&gt;She'll be very upset.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;8. HE got an unfair deal.&lt;br /&gt;Did he get angry?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SHE got an unfair deal.&lt;br /&gt;Did she cry?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;9. HE's getting married.&lt;br /&gt;He'll get more settled.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SHE's getting married.&lt;br /&gt;She'll get leave.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;10. HE's having a baby.&lt;br /&gt;He'll need a raise.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SHE's having a baby.&lt;br /&gt;She'll cost the company money in maternity benefits. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;11. HE's going on a business trip. &lt;br /&gt;It's good for his career.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SHE's going on a business trip. &lt;br /&gt;What does her husband say?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;12. HE's leaving for a better job. &lt;br /&gt;He knows how to recognise a good &lt;br /&gt;opportunity.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SHE's leaving for a better job. &lt;br /&gt;Women are not dependable&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36977773-4301464238963650359?l=smileorlaugh.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smileorlaugh.blogspot.com/feeds/4301464238963650359/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=36977773&amp;postID=4301464238963650359' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/36977773/posts/default/4301464238963650359'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/36977773/posts/default/4301464238963650359'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smileorlaugh.blogspot.com/2007/04/how-company-views-its-employees-he-vs.html' title='How the company views its employees. (HE VS SHE)'/><author><name>blogger</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14458487627964401685</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='10056402383226526162'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry>