Warlocks Bicycle Club

A Great Day and a Sad Day

2008-10-09T10:22:00.004-06:00

The NHL Hockey Season opens today. I was pretty stocked until I found out Sarah Palin is dropping the puck for the Flyers game. Boooooooooooooooo! Make sure and vote. I think I would rather live threw post Apocalyptic times than have here as our vice President. -p86-

2008-10-04T12:13:00.004-06:00

BIKES & REC Blog

Consequences Dictate

2008-10-03T09:24:00.002-06:00

One of my buddy's from Oakland/SF took it upon himself to surprise the bejeezus out of me. Check out Jon's blog to find out how.

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Sugar Free

2008-10-02T20:59:00.003-06:00

Thoroughly sleep deprived and rolling across the BSU campus today, I was marveling at two things:

I was in a really good mood despite being so tired I was hallucinating and
I hadn't had any coffee yet and the deliveries in my bag wouldn't allow it for some time.

Then as if on cue, a mini Cooper with a humongous can of Red Bull on top of it rolled into the parking lot next to me. Awesome. I asked the passenger for a can of sugar-free and she said "What's your name?" I told her and she smiled "well, here's a can with your name on it!". I guzzled it as I rode to my next stop and while I locked the bike up I looked at the empty can, it didn't say P77 anywhere on it. At least it was free.

Paul Newman R.I.P

2008-09-27T11:10:00.006-06:00

Paul Newman was such a stud. One of my all time favorites.

I'm not above the law, it's just below me.

2008-09-22T11:22:00.003-06:00

From the Statesman website today...

Other states ponder Idaho bike law- The Chicago Sun-Times reports on the Idaho law that allows bicyclists to yield instead of stop at red lights and stop signs. In asking whether the law would be right for Illinois, the paper says that Minnesota introduced a similar bill in its Legislature in May, but Oregon shot down a similar proposal. The story quotes Boisean Dwight Tovey who thinks the Idaho law creates in motorists the perception that bicyclists aren't following the rules. "The negatives outweigh the positives," said Tovey, who's an instructor with the League of American Bicyclists. "It sets the bicyclists apart, and it's not that big an advantage."

P77 9.22.08

The Vuelta and the Manifest.

2008-09-22T07:09:00.005-06:00

First, I'd like to mention that Alberto Contador won the 2008 Vuelta a Espana. Congratulations to him for that and for winning three Grand Tours in fourteen months. He won the 2007 Tour de France and the 2008 Giro d'Italia as well. Little shit. What happens if Lance Armstrong joins him on Astana? Yeah, what then? The Wife and I will be heading to the 2008 Oregon Manifest Handmade Bike Show held October 10 - 12 in Portland. It's our anniversary weekend and we'll be getting all bikey around Portland without the kids. The weekend finishes with the Cross Crusade/Oregon Manifest Cyclocross Race that I'm at least planning on particpating in. Oh, the pain.

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More fun with the republicants...

2008-09-19T16:29:00.002-06:00

Check out the Palin name generator.

Sincerely,

P77 (Quarter Granite Palin)

State of the Onion.

2008-09-19T10:22:00.006-06:00

I Stole this from Pleasure F**ker. Sums things up nicely doncha think?

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Possible Perp

2008-09-16T12:36:00.003-06:00

This little hipster could be the perp who stole your wheelset Art. Those white risers would match your missing wheelset perfectly. -p86-

Foe Toes

2008-09-16T12:10:00.004-06:00

Airsho

P77 Jr. (P38.5?)

BOB Trailer's Wall of History (partial collection).

All 4 seconds of Olympic cycling coverage.

P77, WBC, 09.08

For wheel?

2008-09-15T18:38:00.005-06:00

Some loser jacked Art's wheel set. Keep yer peepers peeled, if you see em take em back. They're white and circular. Here's his Craig's List plea, I copied as best as I could (How the eff do you capture a screen shot on a Mac?! ).

stolen fixed wheelset (north end) Reply to: sale-836737995@craigslist.org [?] Date: 2008-09-11, 11:59AM MDT My bike was parked outside the apartments on 8th and fort. In the morning i found that someone had relieved me of the stress of riding on wheels. This is alright for me since i had just heard that hovering on bikes without wheels is the new fixed gear. Since i am a hipster and all i care about is being behind the new trend and looking cool, this all fits perfectly. However there is one problem, i have yet to produce the 1.21 jiggawatts i need to hover successfully. until then i am going to need my wheels back. if you are to return them to me, or give me info on where i might find them, i will reward you with a plethora of tasty treats. however, if you are the one that stole them and you try to ride them around, you will certainly be spotted by one of my minions in capri pants. details- white rims, silver hubs with a logo of a shopping cart. they were stock wheels from a swobo sanchez. if you have any info, or just want to chat about what's the new what, call art @ 440-1079 p.s. attached is a photo of the tasty treats you could be rewarded with if i get my wheels back, a picture of me the moment i found out my wheels were gone, and a photo of a male thong that is pretty close to the color of my wheels. thanks for any help!

Fixed Gear Fever?

2008-09-13T16:02:00.003-06:00

Matt from Wrecked Metals

Yeah, dog!

2008-09-12T18:14:00.009-06:00

Weiner Mobile, Park Center, September 08.

Retirement is the new vacation...

2008-09-10T20:19:00.006-06:00

It's a Hustle and Grind.

2008-09-04T21:13:00.006-06:00

Hustle and Grind 2008 from Justy Chang on Vimeo.

I had a lot of fun. I was up all night. Decaf? Not a chance.

W.I.T. (Warlock In Training)

2008-09-03T10:08:00.004-06:00

The Warlocks would like to present it's newest prospective member Liam , born Sept. 1, 2008 at 10:55 p.m. and as you can see weighed in at 7lbs 4oz. Congratulations to Patrick and Erin on their good work.

H4

2008-08-30T14:54:00.002-06:00

Thee World Famous Warlocks Bicycle Club will be hosting our fourth annual Halloween alleycat HELLRACER on Saturday November 1, 2008.

We're planning a weekend of cycling events so keep your calendar open.

More details to come.

FAB-rication

2008-08-29T09:55:00.004-06:00

Visit my blog for details.

Thanks.

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Race Season

2008-08-27T20:40:00.005-06:00

Alright skiddles, the weather is coolin' off and the race action is heatin' up. Time to get yer race faces on and show up to support your local scene. The newly formed, rival faction known as the Landsharks are first up with a Labor Day caffeine freakout known as Hustle & Grind.

The next throw-down is slated for Saturday, September 6 courtesy of Seth and Ray at Bikes & Rec. Do it.

So Overwhelming!!!

2008-08-25T18:48:00.003-06:00

Track Bikes are so big even Matt Lauer is riding one.

You Gold Girl

2008-08-17T13:46:00.011-06:00

Saw Armstrong from really far away. Saw her bike up close, her husband said it weighs 15lbs, it looks fast just sitting still. She looks fast just signing autographs.

What a badass.

Filler

2008-08-15T01:40:00.005-06:00

Ride-by shootings, P77 08.08

Filler

2008-08-15T01:29:00.005-06:00

Shot by P77 at various times- this summer of 08.

You GO Girl!

2008-08-13T07:22:00.007-06:00

Boise's Kristin Armstrong took Olympic gold by 24 1/2 seconds over Great Britain's Emma Pooley in the August 13th Womens Time Trial. Yeah!