Comments on NEWS and LYRICS: Kashi GoLean Crunch Makes Me Fart

Agreed, this cereal rocks. In fact, about a month...

2009-06-14T13:30:19.502-04:00

Agreed, this cereal rocks. In fact, about a month ago when i began my most recent fitness craze i began having this product for breakfast. It's the first time in my life (52) the i ate breakfast regularly. It's funny i goggled Kashi to confirm that it was in fact a healthy choice not because i was farting and shitting all day. I gave credit to my snack Fiber 1 bars, and blueberries, an

DEAR PEOPLE, I hope I don't get sued.Well, I talke...

2009-01-22T20:21:00.000-05:00

DEAR PEOPLE, I hope I don't get sued.

Well, I talked to Kashi and they said in the first weeks of the diet your body is just not used to the fiber. You should drink much water and eventually the farting will stop. I do once again want to say this might be the best cereal on earth because of it's amazing texture, taste and ability to actually move one's stomach.

I have had a gassy week. I decided to go on a hea...

2009-01-22T10:25:00.000-05:00

I have had a gassy week. I decided to go on a health kick and buy Kashi Go Lean Crunch and FiberOne Granola Bars. Have you ever read the book "Walter the Farting Dog". He was a dog that couldn't help buy fart all day and if he tried to hold it in, he couldn't or he felt like he was going to explode. After eating both the Kashi Cereal and Granola bar, I was done for. I felt so embarrassed

Oh man am I glad I find this! I LOVE Go Lean Crun...

2009-01-09T18:47:00.000-05:00

Oh man am I glad I find this! I LOVE Go Lean Crunch, esp honey and flax. But never ate it daily. I've been pooting like crazy for the last week! I couldn't figure it out. Well I suppose that's the price to pay for good-for-you-AND-tasty-cereal.

O MY GOSH!! I thought it was just me!! I can't lea...

2009-01-06T20:24:00.000-05:00

O MY GOSH!! I thought it was just me!! I can't leave this cereal alone,though I know devastating effects follow shortly after. What can I do it's like CRACK & an addict. I've been eating this cereal for a year or more. I have to pick the right time to eat it, carefully considering the events of the next day. Kashi needs to research the farty factor of their Go Lean Crunch and fix

Oh my gosh. This is so funny. I had the exact sa...

2008-11-24T23:55:00.000-05:00

Oh my gosh. This is so funny. I had the exact same thing happen to me after eating Kashi GoLean Crunch. It tasted so good. Then six hours later I was farting like a madman. I had to keep going to the bathroom at work to fart about every 15 minutes. Ridiculous.

I was farting all day, and I told my buddy "fuck, ...

2008-11-13T03:11:00.000-05:00

I was farting all day, and I told my buddy "fuck, I've been farting all day!"

He asked me... wait... have you been eating "Go lean" cereal...

I was shocked that he guessed it right.

So yeah... we hung around, got drunk, and farted after that. WTF is wrong with that cereal! It's so delicious!

Kashi Go Lean Crunch has got to be one of the most...

2008-09-23T16:06:00.000-04:00

Kashi Go Lean Crunch has got to be one of the most powerful fart producing foods on the planet.
TIP: Eat two decent sized bowls for best results. Anywhere from two to six hours later, the fireworks will begin.

Kashi is full of fiber, which equals mega farting ...

2008-09-15T13:09:00.000-04:00

Kashi is full of fiber, which equals mega farting power. What I do is mix a little bit into my cup of yogurt rather than eat a whole bowl of it. Your intestines probably aren't used to that much fiber at once, so try building up to eating a whole bowl full at a time. Unless of course you like the farting side effect, or want to use it as fuel for sweet (and stanky) revenge.

I have to concur with the farting. You would think...

2008-09-01T20:10:00.000-04:00

I have to concur with the farting. You would think that maybe it would stop after an hour or two, but its an all day event. My wife hates me as well, but I so enjoy going to the toilet with it! Normally I like the smell of my farts, but it too much even for me but I am addicted. Add some blue berries.

I just googled "Kashi destroys my ass"... because ...

2008-08-23T20:13:00.000-04:00

I just googled "Kashi destroys my ass"... because I had Kashi for dinner last night (24 hours ago) and now I am farting and shitting myself. That stuff is super powerful... but I love it so much!! (makes my wife hate me).