Chef Who Dat

What They Said

2009-12-28T10:09:00.000-06:00

Dilly and Berto sum it up.

Merry Clinchmas!

2009-12-26T19:02:00.000-06:00

Romo's Reveillon Dinner

2009-12-18T13:16:00.000-06:00

Did You Dirty

2009-12-15T21:38:00.002-06:00

And we stole your song.

h/t Red Cotton.

We Are Who We Think We Are

2009-12-15T17:26:00.004-06:00

Hey, Roy Williams, pack an extra bag. Fill it with plenty of cotton. The decibel exchange rate from Death Star 100,000 to SacreDome 70,003 is not even. Not even close.

I wonder what you'll see, Roy, when you return home to the Dallas airport. When you're a Saint, Roy, this is what you see. Win or lose.

Anybody else wanna put their tv against the Saints?

2009-12-09T14:18:00.005-06:00

Kevin Allman just earned my loyal readership with a level of investigative YouTube journalism that is equal parts disturbing and, well, funny.

A Worth Cause, A Worthy Fan

2009-12-09T10:21:00.002-06:00

Yep. Cafe 641 is on board with the search. And when we find him, we will honor him with a dirty dog that will do justice to his indomitable spirit.

Cafe 641 N Sync

2009-12-07T08:59:00.003-06:00

Denim & Diamonds, Section 641, Row 43, congratulates Pierre at Fed-Ex after the game, 5:04 p.m. eastern standard time.

Chef & Co., Section 641, Row 42, drop a Creed into Pierre's passenger-side window at the airport, 9:54 p.m., central standard time.

Destiny?

Roofbangers Creed

2009-12-06T18:34:00.002-06:00

To be recited at airport tonight . . .

Thank you, Billy

2009-12-02T13:48:00.002-06:00

Billy Miller says it better than most.

In honor of the AFC East Divisional Champs

2009-12-02T09:46:00.002-06:00

Having already recognized the Saints' East Rutherford, NJ city title, Cafe 641 celebrated the team's AFC East Divisional Championship Monday night with an unprecedented five-man dirty dog. Enjoy.

It's Geaux Time!

2009-11-30T09:10:00.001-06:00

So sez the Cylon:

Saints safety Darren Sharper, who has played in hostile environments like Green Bay and Minnesota during a stellar 13-year career, described the noise to New England media as "deafening."
"A guy could be pressing face masks with you," he said, "and you're yelling and he still can't hear you."

The Pasty Patriot Collection

2009-11-30T08:44:00.004-06:00

Collect them all!

Who's your favorite Pasty Patriot?
The New England Ken Doll

Flashdance

Not Milk

Patty Cake, Patty Cake, 11-0!

2009-11-29T09:31:00.001-06:00

Pictures come alive . . .

2009-11-27T10:10:00.005-06:00

. . . you can dance right through your life. What a feeling! (I can really have it all.)

Pretty sure the above is the pop cultural Photoshopping genius of GMW, but this one was found on The Onion.

In other news, not much in the way of baked goods on Monday Night's menu, but still a few slots open. Send your Cafe 641 suggestions now and join Brady's (panties-in-a) Bundchen Munch and Bellichoke's Famous 4th Down DUMB-plings.

Happy Saints-giving!

2009-11-26T19:34:00.003-06:00

T-Dex sez: “When you set yourself on fire, people love to come and see you burn.” (h/t john wesley)

The Sharper the knife . . .

2009-11-26T12:02:00.008-06:00

If Cafe 641 employed a graphic artist, we'd show you a holiday scene that features this guy:

carving a turkey-version of this guy:

which would, in its final Photoshopped version, result in a Basted CryBrady's Bird, fully protected inside a referee sausage casing, which wouldn't look much tastier than this guy:

Happy Saints-giving from the Cafe!

12 oz. Curls for All His Girls

2009-11-24T11:07:00.001-06:00

Bless you boys . . .

2009-11-23T15:34:00.003-06:00

. . . for all the obvious 10 N.O. reasons, and for one more just discovered today. Due to the Saints historical 10th straight victory, Cafe 641 relocated to the airport instead of staying home to view this:

Bless you boys, indeed.

Hail Stache, 10-0!

2009-11-22T14:38:00.002-06:00

Vigil Prayer Service at Moisant

2009-11-22T11:30:00.004-06:00

St. Laurent, pray for us.

Cafe 641 will descend on MSY this evening to distribute prayer cards to the Blessed Boys and to display our collective 10-0 (as in the traditional hymn, "Black & Gold Super Bowl, let me see your 10 and 0. Your 10 and 0.")

Early drafts make reference to the New England Ken Dolls.

Bring your kids. And beer.

Let me see your 9-0!

2009-11-16T14:31:00.003-06:00

Even when we fall down . . .

we get back up!

Fleur-de-lanthropy

2009-11-13T08:57:00.003-06:00

Mother Mary reminds us that New Orleans' Second Harvest Food Bank stands to win after the Who Dat Nation wins this contest. Hmmm, hmmm, good.

The Death Star's Shadow

2009-11-12T09:24:00.004-06:00

We already know about Jerry Jones' Napoleonic man muscle issues. But now, his Death Star is threatening to cast an Evil Empire shadow over the 1/2 of Shreveport that still considers itself part of Louisiana.

Who Dat Sam in Shreve-City has asked Cafe 641 to flex its undefeated muscle to make sure he gets to view the Saints on his television. Help a Who Dat in need:

"The Shreveport Fox channel is having a vote to decide which game to play on the 22nd. The rivalry between the Crygirls and the Bless You Boys is pretty intense here. Any votes the cafe and fellow Saints fan can through our way would be appreciated. It does require a user name to vote but you do not need to put a VALID email address since there is no verification. Here is the link."

I'll Cut a Cat

2009-11-07T17:43:00.002-06:00

Skin the kitty that wrongs you.